Well, would you look at that. We've filled up our first post here in the new blog, hooray! So that brings us to-*counts on fingers* ...close to
30,000 posts!! Wow, everypony, just...wow. We need to send somepony to count EVERY post in Equestria Daily, see how many we need to match that *laughs* Anyway, heres our new post, and ADORABLE TWILIGHT SPARKLE for our new pic! Hee hee, its fun being able to pick the new pictures...in fact...I can post anything....hmm...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE MY FAVORITE FAN SHIP, BLOGGERS!! THE POWER! POOOOOWEEER!!!!
(.....I'll remove it later okay, sorry XD)
4998 comments:
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(...What is this "sense"?)
*Still an ice sculpture in Slots' living room.*
*Sneezes*
@Mastermind
(Your sneezes always gave you away:P)
@Mastermind
(Welcome back, Mastermind! Can we have our mansion back now?)
@Afro Whooves
(Don't get too excited now Afro XD Let her work her magic if she feel the time is right XD Besides, not like you don't enjoy my house for stealing MY BITS!! XD)
@The Masked Slots
(That was ONCE! And I didn't wanna go to the bank.)
@Afro Whooves
(Once is all it takes! XD Your lucky Trixie didn't catch you or something, she may have flung you out of the window....for like, the 4th since you've been at my house lol Do you have something against my door?)
@The Masked Slots
(Need a key, that's all. Also, I doubt Trixie's a problem, as I haven't seen her around in awhile.)
@Afro Whooves
(So instead of asking me for one, you jump through my window...Yeah that makes sense :P And well, she may not be RPing, but you DO know Trixie does occasionally reads this? In fact she may be, right now!!)
@The Masked Slots
(*Gasp* C'mon, put 'em up! *dances around like a boxer*)
@Afro Whooves
(Punch my marefriend, I punch you :P)
(What are you two fighting about?)
@Sweet B3-7
(*tilts head in confusing* Sweetie Belle? Is...is that you? You look....different.)
@Sweet B3-7
(*Looks over, also in confusion* Yeah.. Different...)
@Xeccaset
*trots into his house, and trips over CC* OOF! OW....Huh? CC!? what are you doing under there!?
@The Masked Slots
*the doorbell rings*
@Anonymous
(*looks to the door* Huh? Who could that be? *trot up abduction opens the door*
(*facehoofs* and opens door! Dumb phone!!!)
@The Masked Slots
(*she looks up and gives a smile. She is in a green uniform with many pins attached to it. She carry a box on her back, and begins to recite* H-Hello, my name is Sugar, part of the Filly Scouts of Equestria, and I w-would like to know if you would like to buy some treats today...)
@The Masked Slots
(And->Abduction... well, alright, b and n ARE very close on QWERTY keyboards, but still, Slots's phone, I am dissapoint)
(*Wanders back toward Slots' house*)
((@Slots
I feel your pain,brony.))
@The Masked Slots
*Glistens in the light.*
@Sugar Sweet
*smiles warmly* Hello there! A Filly Scout, hmm? I'd love to buy some cookies, what do you have?
@Xeccaset
*looks back* Give me a sec, CC Ill get ya out!
@The Masked Slots
*she smiles and flips the box open* You can look...
@Sugar Sweet
*looks and gasps* Peanut butter patties, yes!! Ill take 3 of those!!
@The Masked Slots
Oh, um, boxes?
@Sugar Sweet
*nods* Yes, please! Boxes be wonderful *smiles, then tilts head* Hmm...I've never seen you around town, ya new here?
@The Masked Slots
Oh, we're, um, doing a little travelling you could say...
@Sugar Sweet
Really? From where?....and who's 'we?' Parents?
@The Masked Slots
Well, family, yes. T-They said I should get involved in stuff, so, now I sell cookies. *grabs 3 boxes in her mouth*
*Arrives at Slots's door* Hey, bro. *Looks at Sugar Sweet* Filly Scout already?
(I'm gonna have to pause this, since I go into my second job today. Sorry everypony, but, that's life. Ill be back probably round 9 my time.)
*I'm ice ice baby*
@Xeccaset
(Want me to free you? And when do we change out of our Nightmare Night costumes?)
@Afro Whooves
Remember Kids If A pony doesn't respond to a Yes or No Question when you ask them....The answer is no.
@Anonymous
I like magnets.
@Xeccaset
*Trots inside, stepping over Slots, but slipping on CC* ...Hayseeds...
@Xeccaset
*plays with them N and S connecting* *squee* MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK? OH jus- Look at this!
@Anonymous
*Tilts head, puzzled* H...hello?
*Frozen in the sunlight, chilling in the moonlight, having a wonderful time!*
@Xeccaset
DUDE! That sounds like FUN!
(Hello?)
@Afro Whooves
Ddddduuddee....You commented at the same exact time I did 12 hours ago blog time.....Mind=BLOWN OUTTA THIS WORLD!
@Anonymous
(I KNOOOOOW!)
@Afro Whooves
Just...HOLY SHIT THAT'S AWESOME!!! WHOOO! THIS BLOG'S FREAKING AWESOME! YES!
@Anonymous
(It's CRAZY!)
(...And now I'm alone...)
@Afro Whooves
Now who the buck said that load horse hay?! You ain't alone.
@Anonymous
*gets up* What the hay is going on?
[Remember, remember the 5th of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[Anonymous taking down facebook and stealing private data? I wish them luck. And I don't care if they do, my private data there is:
First name: Pewny
Last name: PL
Yup, no much to steal here ;P]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
@REVOLUTION!!!!
(Sounds cool.)
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[Well I was actually talking about the actual fireworks day, but that works too I guess.]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[...... Sorry, didn't know about a day like that... It's something from UK, right?]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[Well it's a remembrance of this. But yeah, since the anonymous uses those masks, and of course V for Vendetta is influenced by the gunpowder plot, It can be an easy mistake to make if your outside the UK.]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[We also celebrate with fireworks and throwing a guy on a bonfire and watching him burn :D)
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[Mhm, I see then, I see. And laughed hard at that vid, too funny XD
Bonfire? Now that I wanna see!]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[It is pretty awesome to watch, but you have to stand so far away...well I guess it is better than having your face burnt off.
Also kids used to put the guy's on a cart and drag them about asking;
"Penny for the guy?". But that's kinda died out lately, maybe because kids can't use the money to buy fireworks.]
[And that mostly concludes today's lesson. I expect your essay's in buy Monday.]
(Screw that. Let's RP.)
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[Hehe, yeeeah, I can imagine wanting to be far from that. And I see, I see, seems funny in a way, even if it's a remembrance of something like that.
Umm, nope, not writing anything]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[Yeah, I don't really understand why I celebrate it either...ok yeah I do, pretty lights!!!!
And in that case you'll have to stay in during lunch hour.]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[Pretty light, yaaaay
...... *goes home*]
[Also I have just bared witness to one of the most awesome things I've ever seen.
The program on soldiers in WWII had just ended. Cue tribute and then credits with sad music. Wait! NO! the credits shrink to the side and the Next On Ad starts, there's the announcer *groan* But wait! The credits are back! And now the voice has disappeared! The credits continue with music! Hooray!
Yeah, that was satisfying to watch.]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[*shakes fist* I shall be speaking to your mother about your behaviour young man!]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[Hmmmmm... Nah *leaves*]
(*crashes into the ground in an orange rocket* I back!)
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[...]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[...What. No way you are sending me back to school Leeky XD]
@Batmane
(Whatever.)
@Shadowbolt Pewny
{Very well, you shall be home-schooled.]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo~!]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[Huh, well I always considered that to be a step up from "normal" schooling but I guess it just depends on who you are.
So what kind of schooling do you want?]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[No no no. I meant, I don't want any schooling at all, I'm done with it.]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[School never ends!!!
...
I know!
(you are now in pony form by the way)
*attaches a lunge rope to your bridle and stands a little far off*
Now I think you have to trot around me in a circle.]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[(alright)
*gets a rope attached*
*Looks at you unamused* Yeah, right *lies down*]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[Oi! You have to be schooled somehow! Now trot around in a circle!]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[*scratches behind his ear* Nope]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[Fine...*let's go of the rope*]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[*grabs the rope and puts it under himself*]
[What about rope?]
*You got me meltin', oh, thawin', oh, freezin', oh, chillin', oh
Icy 'cause I'm falling in love, in-in lo-love*
[Hmmm, it feels like it's been more quiet here than usual.]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[A bit, yeah]
[blargh]
@Batmane
[Blubadadoo]
(*Yawns* why am I up this early blaaaaargh.....Good Morning anypony)
@Slots
[Morning/afternoon/evening!]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(Well hello there ^_^)
@Slots
[How are you?]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(Other than tired? Doing pretty good, due to all the pony music I found yesterday ^^)
@Slots
[If your tired you should get some more sleep, that is, if you don't need to do anything.
But huzzah for pony music!]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(Heh naah, I'm already, so I'll be fine heh. Besides, kinda up for something heh. and yes! Pony Music!!)
@Slots
[Ooh! I love that one]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(It's a really good one (thanks Slapstick!) And I got plenty more heh. My playlist for just pony music is now over 40 songs, woo!)
@Slots
(weird, I saved over 100 pictures yesterday too)
@Batmane
(I like my pony pictures, but love music more, since I can listen to it in the car (And drive my non brony friends insane with it, because they secertly like it even though its ponies XD) So yeah heh. Im hoping to get to 100 soon)
[HAHA! I'VE FINALLY CLOSED THAT LAST TVTROPES TAB! I'M FREE!]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(hahaha XD)
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[inb4someonepostsarandomtvtropeslink]
[Now, to actually get up, eat brunch, tidy this room up, work on art project and revise...I'm doomed.]
[And I'm back on that site. *sigh*]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(um...have fun heh?)
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[Curse of TV Tropes]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[Yup, six tabs up already.]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[*blinks* but of course]
[ And then everypony spoke like me. Hmph...
...not like it matters. I'm moving in with Pinkamena today. My parents abandoned me with strangers, saying they're my real parents, not even a day after they tell me I have a twin sister... But then they just abandon us like that! Those jerks...
Well, Pinkamena already said she wouldn't abandon us, that she would love us... And we get to play with Scootaloo all day! ]
@Sweetie Belle
(........somepony has been reading Pinkamena's tumblr...)
@Slots
[ No I haven't. I was talking to her yesterday. She said me and Breedie could come live with her after those meanies Scratch and Whooves abandoned us. ]
@Sweetie Belle
(Oh, I see....wait, Breedle? I guess thats your sister? And wait, you mean Vinyl Scratch and Dr. Whooves!? THEY'RE your parents!?)
(also Im going out, ponies, with family, be back when I can)
@Slots
[ They said they were our parents, they took care of me, but sent Breedie away, then they abandoned us when these two strangers showed-up at Rarity's. ]
(Suddenly, Afro Whooves.)
@Sweetie Belle
(Mmmm.....that's quite sad, Sweetie...So, what does that make Rarity? Is...does she know?)
(back, and breakfest was icky....)
@Slots
They went to IHOP guys. International House of Pisscakes.
@Anonymous
(Pssh I wish, at least the eggs would have been made well. No, it was a casino around here, usually it is good, but today they were busy and I think rushed it..)
@Slots
Well it happens from time to time.
@Anonymous
(Sadly, Mr/ Anon, sadly. Oh well. Im back, for not, til I leave for an hour to pick up dog poo, hooray! *sarcasm*)
@Slots
*picks up a salt shaker and showers you with salt* Poor, poor Slots, *shakes head* So salted. So high in cholesterol.
@Anonymous
(*coughs and shakes salt off* yeah yeah, lay on think why dont ya? *laughs* But still, needs to be done.)
@Slots
True, Tis true. Work is a factor which serves it's purpose to the human race. It drives us to invent, to industrialize, to come up with new ways to help our race. Heh, but you already knew that.
@Anonymous
(Mhm that is all true of course, very true. So yeah, must get what needs done, done. And with that, I think I'll be starting early right now, to just get it over with it.)
[Procrastinate!]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(Bwaa? (also back derp :P))
(I need to change.)
@Afro Whooves
(ya do lol)
@Slots
(I'll get around to it.)
(Alright Everypony who didn't use Google translate. It's Ok to comment now. So do whatever it is you bloggers do when I'm not looking. Yeah!)
(Th-thanks?)
(Scootaloo- not a chicken.)
(Dum de Dum..)
[Let's RP!]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(Ohai Leeky ^_^ heh what shall it be today?)
[Talk show?]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(A talk show? lol that be something XD)
@Slots
[So, um, is that what we'll do? Uh, do you want to be the host or the guest?]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(heh heh I'll do it, and I'll leave that to you, heh, start and state what you would want me to be, and I'll roll with it ^^)
@Slots
[Ok...why do I feel like a five year old?]
(Leeky trots on to a snazzy looking set to an upbeat theme and loud (perhaps forced) cheering of the audience. When she arrives at the centre she waves cheerfully at the audience, finally calling out;
Catchphrase Catchphrase?
To which the audience respond;
CATCHPHRAZE!
After waving a bit more, she sits on a large, comfy looking swivel chair.
Hello and welcome my royal subjects to "Monday night Leek's!" We've got a lot to talk about today, most of which we won't say a damned word about anyway, but watcha gonna do?
But to make up for that, you're almighty ruler will bring you tonight's special guest; Slots!!!
...
You know he should get a surname, it sounds kinda incomplete.)
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(*looks around as he's shoved out to the stage, eyes wide as the crowd cheers* Um...what am I doing here? *looks over* Leeky?)
((lol just have fun with it Leeky XD))
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(Forced Laugh)
@Slots
[Well ya know how like ages ago, I wanted to interview some ponies...wait, is this in the same continuity? oh well. Anyway, I didn't get it so I've decided to try again! In chatshow form! *gestures about them* Look! I even got an audience! Sneak was a huge help for that *gestures to Sneak whose holding one of his strange weapons at the audience. He gives a wave to Slots.* Don't ask me where I got the set though.)
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(I...I see then...Um yeah heh, you did get an audience..*waves a bit to Sneak* Um, yeah... So, why am I here, though, why me?)
@Slots
(Because your beautiful!!! Also because you were like the first pony we could get hold of.)
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(Wait, what? *shakes head* um...I wasn't contacted, I was kinda....forced. But, whatever *takes a seat* I guess I can do this...interview since I'm here.)
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
["because you were like the first pony we could get hold of."
*whistles* Good thing I'm lurking around, all bad things happen to Slots]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
((You shush over there before I get Roulette on you :P))
@Slots
(Well, I have a list of questions here cause Tunrda says I should be more organized...*throws cards away*
So Slots, tell us, why don't you have a surname?)
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[You can join to if you want. In fact, I don't think there will be limit to the amount of guests, this is Leeky after all.]
@Slots
[And now you threathen me with Roulette? I will just bunker myself on some clouds, lets see if she will find me]
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
(Oh did she, well thats *stops as she throws the cards away* ...good. Um, what? Surname? Well I gues um, I never felt I needed it, ya know? I mean, you don't have one, do you Leeky?)
@Shadowbolt Pewny
((inb4igiveRoulettewings))
@Leeky (Queen of the leeks)
[Not sure I would be able to act it, I never saw a talkshow in my life (well, saw like 2, decided they are idiotic, never did again)]
@Slots
[inb4icallop]
@Slots
*smiles* She is irrelevant. I however do have a surname.
@Shadowbolt Pewny
[I'm not entirely sure I've ever watched one. But you know, this probably won't be a chatshow for long.]
@Stob/Leek Soup
(*blinks* um....okay....*coughs* Um, anyway, next question? *smiles weakly*)
@Shadowbolt Pewny
((It can always be made to be non canon...or I can make a pegasus assassin or something to go after you! :D))
@Stob/Leek Soup
[Then do what you want (inb4Igetbrutallydraggedintostudio)]
@Slots
[Dude, seriously, what is with you and making assassins?]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
((*shrugs* assassins are badass? What do you want from me lol?))
@Slots
(Huh? Sorry, I get these weird black outs sometimes-hey! What are you laughing at Sneak!
Anyway...hmm...I know! BACKSTORY TIME!
*jingle plays*)
@Leeky
(Um, its quite alright, Leeky heh...wait, backstory? *jumps as he hears the jingle play* GAH!? Wh-what? Wh-what do you want to know!?)
(Still here.)
@Slots
(*leans to the side* I dunno, you're backstory, your past? That sort of thing.)
@Afro Mane
((Y U NO SAY ANYTHING!?!?!?))
@Leeky
(I..I thought all of you knew that actually. Um, I guess, you could ask and I'll answer whatever is on your mind then.)
Isn't it obvious he can never respond fast enough. No offense Afro. I'm just saying. I'm not trying to start something.
@Afro Mane
[Do you want to join our show?]
@Slots
(Ok, *ponders* Why did you live with those particular ponies when you were a foal?)
@Leeky
(I don't care.)
@Jorge
(Why I oughta..)
@Slots
(Cell phone.)
((*coughs uncontrollably* Oh hi blog... long time, no chat.))
@Afro Mane
*facepalm* I say NO OFFENSE so I really hoped you'd take NO OFFENSE! Y U NO LISTEN OR READ THE FINE PRINT! XD
@Leeky
(You mean my parents? Um...they were my parents? So I had not much of a choice?)
@S.Aura Knight
((ello there!))
@Afro Mane
[Ok, soryy.]
@Slots
(You know ponies keep using that word! It doesn't make any sense you know, It ought to be banned. In fact...)
@S.Aura Knight
[Hello Aura!]
@Leeky
(It does make sense, Leeky. I dunno why it confuses you as such, but, it IS the truth..)
@Slots
(Ok, whatever. But even if they are "parents", why did you live with them?)
@Leeky
(Mostly for the fact that I was just a little foal, I couldn't really care for myself. Plus, I did love them, well, I loved my Mother at least..)
@Slots
(...mother?)
@Leeky
(*sighs and facehoofs* There just is no talking to you about this subject, Leeky...)
@Slots
(*stares blankly*
ok...so...HOW HAVE YOU CHANGED SINCE THAT WHOLE MARS THING???)
@Leeky
I assumed she was yelling in your face. That's how I see anypony else? Like your just walking down the street all of sudden HOW HAVE YOU CHANGED?! I would freak out so bad like WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
@Jorge
(*into microphone* I'M ROYALTY!!!)
@Leeky
*coughs* Now excuse me while I freak out. WHAT IS HAPPENING! *Runs on the walls LIKE A NINJA*
@Jorge
(*throws microphone away and takes Granny Smiths megaphone out* Don't panic! We're just being erased from time!)
@Leeky
Well here's the way I put it.
General Relativity = Pretty Smart.
Electrical Engineering = Pretty F**king Smart.
The Intro stage of Megaman X = F**KING GENIUS!!!!!!!!!
@Jorge
(Yes, however George beats all. ALL!!!!!!)
@Leeky
*mouth open*....Bu-Bu-bu*Mind explodes* MIND BLOWN NUMBER 1!!!
@Jorge
(It's not finished in till the foot explodes.
...
SCREENS!!!)
@Leeky
SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH********************TTTTT!
Well *looks at his foot no longer there*
I think that fit the description!
And WINDOW SCREENS! EEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!
@Jorge
(Well it's a bit late now to bring up window screens. I mean, since we've finished and all.)
@Leeky
*throws a rock at window*
I'm sorry, What?! You say something?
@Jorge
(IT HAS FINISHED! GO HOME! THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE!)
@Leeky
...There was nothing to see in the first plac- OMG A SHINY EURO MUST GET SINCE I AM EASILY ATTRACTED TO SHINY THINGS!!!!
@Jorge
(That's not a Euro! That's a harp!)
@zSONICoz
*stops*
STOP MESSING WITH MY THOUGHTS YOU DOUCHE!!
....I hate it when he does that...
Anyway...Shiny object is shiny.
@Jorge
[... I don't even know what is going on here anymore...]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
I thought I explained this process of my mentality pretty well unless I forgot to mention the crazy. I apologize for that level of crazy.
@Leeky
....OMG IT'S SPREADING!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HIDE YO WIFE AND KIDS!!!
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