Well, who would have thought, we would get a new post, pretty much for the start of the year! It's been 5 months since our first posts on the original Mars post, and to see how many blog posts we've filled since, is quite the achievement. Let us hope for more fun, epic filled RPs for the foreseen future ponies, Hoorah!!
What? This is almost tradition now, me to put a shipping picture! Besides, bedhead Octavia and Vinyl Scratch is so cute!
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*glares and jumps back as you spin fast blades poised to strike, dodging here and there, other time with his own blades, sending sparks and the sound of striking metal sounds* You attack ruthlessly. This is pointless. You will never win. *continues to block, as you continue*
@Blackjack
*Clangclangclangclangclangclang*
THEN NEITHER WILL YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY THE PRICE!
@Uniket
*uses one of his hooked blades to grab hold of yours, swinging him around and poising it at your neck as he hold you from behind* I have nothing to pay for. You are the one deemed to to die for seeking me. Whatever you felt you could do, was false. I am superior, you, are a failure, Uniket.
@Blackjack
Pfft! *Nicks an arm backwards, and flips around, twirling you back with her legs and then grabbing you from behind* I know from Mourn every single trick you know!
@Uniket
*grunts as he is hit in the face, only to hold his breath being held from behind* ....Mourn knew nothing of me, Uniket. I am my own self, no pony will ever match me. *grabs hold of your leg and flips over over his back to the ground, raising his hoof and plunging it down aimed for your chest*
@Blackjack
Well I still know plenty about you! *Swipes at your hoof deflecting it to the side and swings at you*
@Uniket
*the hoof connect along his face, knocking him back a bit, shaking his head* ...You know nothing of me you failure of a pony. *spin jumps and brings down two hooves down hard*
@Blackjack
I'm the failure!? *Rolls sideways in a flash, you barely skimming her* YOU'RE THE TRAITOR! *Swings her hooves around in another massive barrage*
@Uniket
*tries to follow, only to be struck one before blocking* I am no traitor..I am my own pony, I realized the truth. The truth you are all blind for..*takes hold of your hoofs mid strike* And you never will til you release this anger of yours *he headbutts you again, as he begins his own set o strikes, a mix of his front and back legs, a blade shooting out with each swing*
@Blackjack
*Pulls away jumping far backwards, dodging frantically* The only TRUTH you realized is that you don't care about anypony, you soulless, emotionless FREAK!!!
@Uniket
Emotion is for the weal* strikes hard with one hoof* Emotion leads to imperfection *strikes again with the other* With emotion, you leave yourself o be harmed in more ways than a weapon can do. *strikes with both hooves above* And without them, you become unstoppable... *with a quick backward spin, he strikes upwards with his back hoofed blades with a fwong sound, landing back poised to strike again*
@Blackjack
*Defends and gets shot backwards*
Urgh... Well, no matter what, you're still a freak! And ya know what Blackjack? Even before you left the guild you were a freak. Heck, before you even joined the guild you were a dirty freak!!
*heads back in because his part in this is diminished*
@Uniket
*glares harder* You knew nothing of my past self Uniket. And if I was a freak, then you are more so than anypony. *stomps down on the ground* For the fact you grew a feeling of love for me, and you know that is the truth. You let love get in the way of your training...
@Blackjack
Haha, as if I was the only one... Y'know, I still remember all the things you told me about yourself. Y'know, now that I think about I bet that's the reason your parents never loved you. Because you were a crazy, insufferable freak. And I bet that's why your father tied to murder you... And your mother. A freak like you doesn't even deserve a mother.
@Uniket
*stares right into your eyes, the glares turning more so, eyes glowing red, as his frown turns int teeth gritting against eachother* You know nothing Uniket.....You know nothing. You knew nothing of Sl-...of my parents. And you will never, ever mention them AGAIN *suddenly jumps and strikes down aiming at your head, yelling* Raaaaaah!!!
@Blackjack
Just what I wanted... YOUR ONE TRUE SPECIAL ABILITY IS YOUR CONTROL OF YOUR EMOTIONS! *Quickly slides to the side* SHOWS HOW GOOD YOU ARE AT IT!! *Slashes blade alongside your body*
@Uniket
*cries out as the slash connect across his body, making him stumble to the ground* Urrrgh.....you....insufferable...mare....you...*coughs*....you fight....with no honor... *tries to stand again to strike*
@Blackjack
Heh... Would you look at that... *Bashes you on your wound, knocking you down* Look how easily you slip! You we're always one to mess up. You're a freak, and you can't even be a freak right. *Steps above you, pinning you down*
@Uniket
*yells out in pain as you strike, falling to the ground* Im....no.....freak Uniket..You...you fought...with... *grunts as you pin him down, as he looks up at you with his eyes slightly glowing again*...You know nothing...of the truth....
@Blackjack
*Presses harder* You know what? I know the entire truth. And you still know what? I don't care.
@Uniket
* groans from the added pressure* No...you dont...you dont....know how much....we changed... during our....training...at all...Mourn...kept it from you...
@Blackjack
I KNOW EVERYTHING MOURN DID!
@Uniket
Did you know....he intended for me to kill you...during that fight...Did you know....he only stopped me...because he felt...he could use you next...like me..
@Blackjack
I BECAME HIS APPRENTICE BECAUSE YOU WERE A BLOODY FAILURE!
@Uniket
*shakes his head as his color returns to his coat, mane and eyes, looking up sorrowfully* No Uniket....you became his next tool for him to exploit, cause I found out that truth....which was why we...I ran away...
@Uniket
*A tear begins to form*
YOU TRIED TO KILL ME! YOU LEFT ME IN COLD BLOOD!
@Uniket
I didnt have control by that time Uniket! I was lost..lost in the monster Mourn had made me! I never meant to hurt you! *slightly shifts in discomfort* And I left for the fact I was scared...scared what would happen to me if I had stayed any longer with them all...I didn't mean to leave you..
@Slots
...Well you did. You changed. And you left. And it's done.
@Uniket
And Im back Uniket. Thats what you dont get. This IS me, the REAL me. The one you knew before Blackjack came. A pony you knew well. Slots. Thats my real name, Slots! Please just....just let me go...
@Slots
*Tear drop*
....
...
*Bashes you hard on your wound again, then starts walking away, towards the other assassin*
...Enjoy your pathetic life...
*She picks them up over her back, and begins to dash off*
@Uniket
*sees the tear drop*.....Uniket..? *grunts as hes kicked, and hunches over in pain* Argh....darn it....*looks over as she takes off*....Im better off than you can imagine....*slightly gets up, grunting, holding his side as he trots back to the mansion, for much needed rest*
(hello?)
@Rita Lot
(Curse you late night RPs!! You drive me to- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)
@Slots
(Yes, that was notciable.)
@Rita Lot
(Was it really? :P)
@Slots
(XP Also that RP was pretty intense.)
@Rita Lot
(That is what me and her were hoping it would be, so I do hope you all enjoyed it.)
@Slots
(It made me realize that we really need to do more nonsense fun stuff.)
@Rita Lot
(Epic RPs are grand and such, I will admit, but, I do also understand too we need more fun RPs. Silly willy nonsense.)
@Slots
(Why make sense when you can make dollars?)
@Rita Lot
(Bad joke for the win.)
@Slots
(yes.)
@Rita Lot
(Anywho I need to be off for a bit, when I get back we can try an RP. Any other ponies hiding, stop hiding! See you all soon)
@Slots
(Ok!)
(Hooray for action ponies!)
[Um, if anyone is interested, I am going to stream a Pokemon Soul Silver - Rebattle Elite Four with starter pokemon only here]
(Crap! I missed Blackjack!)
[FINALLY FINISHED IT (note, I didn't launch flash at all ever since the time I said my laptop can't run it, finally got some motivation to finish this thing, sory for the crappy scene changes and lack of proper sound effects]
@PewnyPL
Heheheh... And they were allll dead.
All according to plan, my dear.
All. According. To plan...
(*leaving this here heh for anypony that wants to see*)
@Slots
(I have a sad now.)
@Rita Lot
(truly powerful, isnt it.)
@Slots
Shiiiny.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(Shiny?)
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(...Shiny...???)
@Slots
(yeah.)
@Slots @Rita Lot
U no like teh shiny?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
?
@Rita Lot
Shiny shiny is shiny. ^-^
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(what was shiny about the art piece? I found it sad/.)
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Oh, art we talking of Our moon?
@Luna
(Good evening, Luna!)
@Rita Lot
Good eve to thee, fair Rita.
@Rita Lot
Well I found it shiny. Like shiny bubble.
@Luna
That is also shiny. I like. :D
(Poniponiponi tumblr poniponiponi)
@Pewny
(Why can I imagine you taking great glee in crushing me with a piano?)
(Updated the tumblr. Kept the gay porn link. Not sure why.)
(Somepony keep me company!)
@Afro Mane
(Hello?)
@Afro Mane
(i wiLl KeEp yOu coMpanY.)
(Might be a weird place to ask, but does anyone have any fanfiction ideas? I'd like to attempt one)
@Black Rain
(A faNfIc abOUt kiLlInG AfRo)
@Anonymous
(Oh yeah okay)
@Black Rain
(OkAy, mAYbe thAt waS A jokE. I actUallY suGGeSt a faNFic aboUt ThE ADVentures of GUmmy and tHe othEr aniMals.)
@Anonymous
(That's silly)
@Black Rain
(SO iS afRo.)
@Anonymous
(Preliminary scanners indicate an extended chronicle featuring such topic would only have a 13.7% rate of successful implementation.)
@Turret
(MaYbE i shOulD scRap YoU)
@Anonymous
(Detecting content of response as inciting of negative emotion...
...Deactivating analytical response processor.
...
Analytical replies deactivated.
Now running on standard conversational mode.)
@Turret
(GooD tuRreT.)
@Anonymous
(Attempting to engage in "casual conversation".
*Ahem*
...
...
"Yo, what is up")
@Turret
(i aM GooD, hoMe bOY.)
@Turret
(NothIn' muCh, hoMe bOY.)
@Anonymous
(Detecting positive answer.
...
"That is good. G.")
@Black Rain
(Maybe about... something.)
@Rita Lot
(Thanks)
@Black Rain
(Welcome :P )
@Afro Mane
(I like annoying you on tumblr. Its fun.)
Did you know that due to constriction of the inferior alveolar nerve as it passes through the mandible foramen on its way to the toungue, there is only a limited combination of sounds that a human being can make? For example, it is physically impossible to pronounce the words "eye", "laws", "dug" and "aim" in sequence.
@Rita Lot
[I C WUT U DID THAR]
@PewnyPL
(Found it on facebook.)
(I'mma just leave this hear. And this.)
@Rita Lot
(And needless to say I attempted this and I failed. Just like every other human being on this planet. XD)
(Hi)
@Afro Mane
(Hello?)
@Turret
The hay these things keep coming from?
@CC
We have naught to with them.
@Rita Lot
[...
I give up! I don't get it.]
@Leeky
(Say it out loud. Also, did you change your mane?)
@Rita Lot
[Tried and got nothing.
Yeah, I wasn't to fond of the old one but I couldn't think of anything new for some time. Wich is really stupid when you think about it, I mean Leeks!]
@Leeky
(eye laws dug aim
I laws dug aim
I lost dug aim
I lost da aim
I lost the game.
Which I just did)
@Black Rain
[Ah! Sorry,I mispronouncing laws.
Ehe...I feel a bit silly now. XD]
@Leeky
[This]
@PewnyPL
[That's a lot of ham.
But yeah, better than "louse".]
@Leeky
(DO they not say that word in your area? I don't understand how to mispronounce it.)
*is in the living room*
@Rita Lot
[*blush*Ehehe...yeah, because I'm Wenglish I keep mixing up both languages, much to the amusement of the people around me.]
@Black Rain
*is asleep by the window, next to a book, being adorable.*
@Leeky
(It's ok.)
(I love getting messages from the blog now, cause everytime I do, I get to hear Twilight say "Uh...hello?" as my notification woo!)
@Rita Lot
*trots over and shakes* Rita, we have a problem.
@Black Rain
*grunt*
@Rita Lot
Riiiiita...
@Black Rain
*sleepy "what"*
@Rita Lot
I think we've been robbed...
@Black Rain
*sleepy* no, Mastermind wouldn't let anypony rob us.
@Rita Lot
*frowns at her catching his lie* I'm bored...
@Black Rain
Nice to meet you, Bored. I'm going back to sleep. *falls back to sleep*
@Rita Lot
*moves te book and lays down next to her* What book is this?
@Black Rain
*asleep*
@Black Rain
*asleep*
@Rita Lot@Black Rain
(Equestria's most exciting RP.)
@Rita Lot
*sighs, and opens up the shade to let more warm sunlight in* If you're gonna sleep, maybe a book to read might be less boring...
@Black Rain
*comes down the stairs headphones on his ears, and looks over* Hey Rain, what are you doing?
@Black Rain
*yawn* I'm gonna get a sandwich. *trots into kitchen*
@Slots
*passes You* hi.
@Slots
I'm just being lost at things to do...
@Rita Lot
Um, hi..?
(Curses! I was gonna wake you up with THIS!)
@Black Rain
Oh, I see. Just one of those days huh?
@Slots
Yeah, it's times like this I wish I had a Cutie Mark:..
@Black Rain
*tilts head* Come on Rain don't be so tough on yourself. Cutie marks take theit time to show, we all know that from experience.
@Slots
Meh, I think I should get our more...
@Black Rain
May be an idea to do so...maybe you and Rita could do something ya know? Ponyville isnt far, and I could walk you to over there if anything?
@Slots
I haven't left here in a while, it might be a plan. But whawould we do? I don't have many ideas.
((be back at 1 blog time))
@Slots
*teleports in front of both of you, then quickly teleports back to kitchen*
@Black Rain
I duno theres plenty to do there of cour-
(See ya!)
@Rita Lot
GAH!! *falls back as you teleport in and out*....Rita dont do that dang it!!
@Slots
*trots in eating sandwich like nothing just happened* What?
@Rita Lot
*glares* You know what, Rita ugh *shuffles through a few of his songs before finding one*
@Slots
No.
(.uıɐbɐ ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ buıʎnq ɹǝʌǝu ɯ,I)
@Slots
Wait, what were you gonna say?
@Black Rain
*teleports behind you and starts mimicking you*
@Rita Lot
*trots into the kitchen looking for you*
@Black Rain
*follows*
(Just gonna leave this here for all the others to see~!)
@Slots
(Awesome!)
@Black Rain
(A wonderful friend on Ponysuqare known as Apple Pop did it for me ^^)
@Slots
(*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*)
@Rita Lot
(*laughs* Its really wonderful huh?)
@Slots
(IT'S ADORABLE)
@Rita Lot
(*nos over and over* I knwo right? And Im expected to get another later of me, Trixie and Terra too. AND, Ill be paying Apple for a commission soon too, something for us ALL!)
@Slots
(It's soooooooooo cute!!!!!!)
@Rita Lot
(Terra is beyond adorable in this, shes adawable. And I have to say, I look kinda good with a whiter coat.)
@Slots
(The expression on her face and the way she's sprawled out is what makes her so adawable!)
@Rita Lot
(I fully agree!She looks so comfy really ^^)
@Slots
(I just want to hug her!)
@Rita Lot
(Who DOESNT want to hug Terra!? XD)
@Slots
(Those who know not who she may be.)
@Rita Lot
(True, that would be true heh)
Uh...hello?
@Twilight Sparkle
*looks over* Twilight? What are you doing back at the mansion?
@Twilight Sparkle
Don't you mean new page?
@Black Rain
No.
@Twilight Sparkle
:C
@Black Rain
:O
@Twilight Sparkle
So, um...your...cousin Rita talks about you sometimes.
@Black Rain
*Runs away*
@Twilight Sparkle
*blinks* Did I say something wrong?
@Black Rain
*Teleports in front of you*
No.
*Teleports away*
@Twilight Sparkle
*scratches head*
@Black Rain
*Standing behind you, also scratching your head*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*turns head* Hey, whatcha- get off!
@Black Rain
Your head looked itchy.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
But why are yo- Wait how did you see that?
@Black Rain
...By looking?
(IS this Cute, Adorkable, or Sexy? Name it ponies!: Link)
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
How did y- you know what never mind...
@Slots
(By name it do you mean Ask-TwilightSparkle?)
@Black Rain
...*Squints*
@Slots
Shiny!
@Black Rain
(Nah I know others follow her, just wanted to share this colored one, and such, since I found it so funny.)
>>>Hasbro changed Derpy.<<<
@CC
(O.O why? She isn't even Derped anymore. Hasbro named her and gave her a voice out of love for us bronies. It's like they took it back.)
@CC
[I admit, I just can't think of the new scene as being canon, the original is too deeply integrated in my mind.
But the whole change does feel like a kick to the gut...]
@Leeky
(They uncannoned her. I'm so sad.)
(Herro bronies.)
(...Bronies?)
(...I'm so alone...)
(Seriously, where is everybody?)
@Afro Mane
To answer that question: Living their lives outside if the blog.
(Or working in my case. Which I do every Saturday)
@Slots
(Or refreshing the page for Alex S's new song)
(Or watching Nostalgia Critic.)
(any word on balloon party yet?)
(RP?)
@Slots
(Facebook page says June 4th.)
(JUNE 4TH!? But I want it noooow!!! *would post Applebloom link if wasnt at work and on phone*)
@Afro (and not for me still working)
@Slots
(Fine. Me and Rain.)
@Afro Mane
(I got refreshin to do)
(Well, stop and pay attention to me.)
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