Well, who would have thought, we would get a new post, pretty much for the start of the year! It's been 5 months since our first posts on the original Mars post, and to see how many blog posts we've filled since, is quite the achievement. Let us hope for more fun, epic filled RPs for the foreseen future ponies, Hoorah!!
What? This is almost tradition now, me to put a shipping picture! Besides, bedhead Octavia and Vinyl Scratch is so cute!
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(Haven't we all?
.... ..
... *Nomfs pizza*)
(Herro?)
@Afro Mane
(*5 different screwdrivers hit you in different body parts scratching you a bit*)
@Anonymous
(*screwdriver'd* What the-- OW!
@Afro Mane
(*a sixth screwdriver emerges and hits you in the face, a second later a soldering iron somehow falls down onto your head*)
(*knocked out by various objects*)
@Afro Mane
(*watches from vase, and laughs to self when he gets knocked out*)
@Lazulic
(*Three screwdrivers pierce the vase in random spots*)
@Anonymous
(*luckily, 2 between his arms and body, and 1 between his legs. he duck down*)
@Lazulic
(*another falls vertially down*)
@Anonymous
(*he rolls the vase over on its head*)
@Lazulic
(*the screwdriver pierces the bottom of the base and stops just above your head. Two heated up soldering irons approach from the sides*)
@Anonymous
(*since it is a rather large base, he attempts to sink to the bottom*)
(*groans*)
@Lazulic
(*one of the irons leaves a burn mark on the vase, the other bouncing off, flying towards Afro*)
@Anonymous
(*ditches the vase and runs for his room*)
@Lazulic
(*around the stairs to the second floor is lying a bunch of old, veeery old oscilloscopes, the power cords going off somewhere...*)
@Anonymous
(*steps over them, but his curiosity leads him in the path of the power cord*)
@Lazulic
(*the cord misses a lot of isolation along it, the bare cables barely not shorting out*)
@Anonymous
(*he follows the chords back further*)
(*burned in the ribs by the iron* AAAAAH! *bolts up and gallops off toward his room like a scalded dog*)
@Lazulic
(*you approach a power outlet with an ON/OFF switch in OFF position, the further you go, the cords are in even worse condition*)
@Anonymous
(*pauses, thinks, then flips the switch* ...)
@Lazulic
(*the moment you flip the switch a tonne of sparks flies around the power outlet. You hear electric-humming noises from the stairs*)
@Anonymous
(*he backs his hoof away fast and shakes it free of pain, and looks back to the stairs while massaging it. he slowly walks back and peeks around the corner*)
@Lazulic
(*All oscilloscopes show the same sinusoidal line, althought two are lightly bliking*)
@Anonymous
(*he walks over and taps the screen of one of the blinking ones*)
@Lazulic
(*the screen blinks again...... And ligtly blows-up, the second blinking scree doing the same*)
@Anonymous
(*watches them both blow up, and wonders why he's doing this anyways*)
@Lazulic
(*the force of explosions moves the oscilloscopes a bit, tugging at the power cord...... The cables in it shorten out creatig a fountain of sparks..................................................................
POWER BLACKOUT*)
(*peeks out of his room* ...Laz?)
@Anonymous
(*looks up and throws the thing on the floor and curses*)
@Lazulic
(*one last screwdriver pins your tail to the stairs*)
@Anonymous
(*however it works that his hairs don't flow around it, he is stuck*)
@Lazulic
(*the force of the hit was so high that the whole screwdriver went in the stair, only part of the handle sticking out, the hair went in with the base of the handle becoming stuck. There, have sense?*)
@Anonymous
(*now making more sense, he calls out* AFRO! ANYPONY!)
@Lazulic
(*just a reminder. POWER OUTAGE! And since it's night......*)
*bursts in from the back door*
THE HOT TUB SHUT OFF AGAIN. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING WHAT DID I EVER DO besides a lot of things TO DESERVE THIS.
@Anonymous
(*whispers* Buck... *he pushes his back legs up against the stairs to try to force himself free*)
(LAZ?! *looks around in.complete darkness*)
@Afro Mane
(*he stops* Afro! Follow my voice!)
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Crashes into a wall*
@Filly Mastermind
Afro?! Was that you? ......Are you okay?
@Lazulic
(*stumbles forward* I'm good!)
@Afro Mane
(*falls asleep because he takes forever*)
[going to bed, maybe continue late tomorrow?]
@Lazulic
(sounds good to me.)
"I CAN'T TAAAKKE ITTT" a voice screams from downstairs.
@Filly Mastermind
What the hay was that!
(Hello?)
(So alone... *twitch*)
@Afro Mane (This Again)
(Hel-*sees you* AAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!*runs away*)
@Leeky
(looks directly at where she ran* Don't run, Leeky. What's the *twitch* matter?)
(New drawfriend has NYX!)
@Rita Lot
(Hot damn, thats a pretty impressive pic of Nyx.)
@Slots
(Nyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyxnyx!)
poooooniiii...
@Afro Mane (This Again)
(Hey Afro! What's wet and confused?)
@Rita Lot
(Oh no A riddle DEAR CELESTIA I'M SO STUMPED RIGHT NOW!)
@Rita Lot
(NOT ME! *gallops into the bathroom, locks the door, and ducks into the tub* Hehehe... *twitch*)
@Afro Mane (This Again)
(*teleportation*YOUR FACE!*aplashes you with water and puts bucket on your head*)
@Afro Mane (This Again)
(
@Rita Lot
(I was expecting the shower start over him. He was practically setting himself up for that after all.)
@Rita Lot
(That was refreshing.)
@Anonymouse 2
(*shrug*)
@Anonymous
(Can a bucket even fit over that head of his though? Quite unbelievable.)
@Anonymous 2
(This be the blog dude, THINGS HAPPEN!)
(*water and bucket* Hey?! What happened?!? *twitch* I SWEAR TO DISCORD I WILL DESTROY YOU!!)
@Anonymouse 2
(I wet it down. Wait, doesn't he keep his cell phone in there?)
@Afro Mane (This Again)
(*water freezes you in place*)
@Afro Mane (This Again)
*Watching from the balcony* He thinks he can destroy? The only thing he can destroy, is a reputation, aaaaahhahaha!
@Rita Lot
(*starts clawing at the bucket, his head frozen*
(Yeah, I can't breathe now. Thanks.))
@Anonymous 2
I second that motion care for some popcorn while we watch the action unfold?
@Afro Mane (This Again)
(*takes bucket off* (Entire body means hooves too.))
@Somepony
Oh, most certainly! I love a good snack while watching disasters, aahaha!
@Anonymous 2
*gives you a bag of popcorn*
Now to watch.
@Rita Lot
((OH, poo.))
(*bucket comes off, along with the ice on his head* *pants* I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!! *growls*)
@Anonymouse 2 and Somepony
(you two remind me of the two old muppets who always insult everything.)
@Afro Mane (This Again)
(Yes, that threat has been made before.)
@Rita Lot
(This isn't a threat, IT'S A PROMISE! *maniacle laughter*)
@Afro Mane (This Again)
(Sure it is. *pats on head*)
@Rita Lot
Well, miss Rita, that was half of the idea! How kind of you to pick up on it!
@Anonymous 2
(what was the other half?)
@Rita Lot
Wouldn't you like to know?
@Somepony
Oh, it looks like miss-know-it-all doesn't know something, aaahaahahah!
@Filly Mastermind
QUITE HILARIOUS
@Filly Mastermind
Hey, that was supposed to be my line. D;
@Anonymous 2
YOU WAH TAKIN TOO LONG
@Filly Mastermind
Fiiiiine, be that way. D;
*Runs off crying.*
@Rita Lot
(Oh, yes it is-- *patted* DON'T PAT ME!)
@Somepony
(Wouldn't you?)
@Adorable Filly Mastermind
(...did you just complement yourself?)
@Afro Mane (This Again)
*continues patting*
@Rita Lot
Nah, those were just the lines. But a certain SOMEPONY keeps gettin distracted.
@Filly Mastermind
I BLAME SOCIETY
@Rita Lot
(*bites your hoof*)
@Anonymous 2
AH BLAME YO MAMA
@Adorable Filly Mastermind
(I did not understand that statement.)
@Rita Lot
AND YOU NEVER WILLL, BWAWAHAHAHAHAHA
*Thunder* *Lightning*
@Afro Mane (This Again)
*smacks you in the muzzle as reflex* Oh great, now I have Afro Germs. Excuse me while I sanitize. *goes gets out first aid kit and cleans mark and puts on purple bandaid*
@Rita Lot
(*bites at you again*)
@Afro Mane
*is at the other side of the room.*
@Rita Lot
*bite bite bite*
@Afro Mane
*freezes your mouth shut* Looks like you need some time to -0-0- chill.
(YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!)
*mumbles more random things*
nmph mmph mrrf nnglf!
(Now would be a great time for revenge/assassinations/practical jokes.)
Mmrph? RRERNPH!
BOMF
A large boom and crashing noise is heard from downstairs.
"...FOR THE RECORD, MAGICALLY SUPERHEATING WATER INSIDE A WASHING MACHINE DOES NOT RESULT IN A MAKESHIFT HOT TUB"
@Filly Mastermind
*sigh*
Mmrp? *boom* MMRF!!
*Bits of plastic and metal lay sprawled across the soaked kitchen floor*
I'll fix that later. Maybe.
*walks in to somehow join*
*sees Laz* MMRPH! Nmph rrph gmp!
@Afro Mane
*turns to the muttering* What the heck happened to you?
Mrp rrrf mrpf rrrf mph grf mmph?
@Afro Mane
.....Yes?
[Seeeeeeeriously guys, ya can't fix a blown fuse for a whole day?]
@PewnyPL
(Hey man, I don't know where that story went, i'm just joining in on the current)
@Laz
Mmrf! *begins to wiggle*
@Pewny
(Well, I'm frozen to the bathtub!)
@Lazulic
[Well, taking that nopony fixed this, the fact noone used any electricity around AND Mastermind's shenanigans, I'd say we are still powerless]
@PewnyPL
[Nnnnnnope.]
*You hear the sound of glass shattering* I DON'T REMEMBER PUTTING THIS LAMP HERE
(I'll fix it Just chill.)
@Afro Mane
*....Cool story bro. Where's the lights?
@Afro Mane
As if he hasn't already chilled enough! *Slams fist against balcony* Aaawhahahhah!
@Anonymous 2
When did Waldorf and Statler get here?
*sighs* ... *begins slamming snout off the wall*
@Afro Mane
Uh....yeah, i'll find it somehow. *walks around*
*shatters the ice* LAZ!! *stretches jaw*
@Afro Mane
*is somewhere in the dark*
Laz? *comes down from insanity* ...I'm scared...
@Afro Mane
Why? What'd I miss?
@Lazuli
I don't like the dark... *shivers*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Banging noise*
@Afro Mane
Cmon now, be a stallion and deal with it.
@Filly
*squeals*
@Lazulic
C-could you run the hot water, please?
@Afro Mane
What? Why? And how do you expect me to find it?
@Laz
Because I'm frozen here. It's the knob on the right.
@Afro Mane
.....How do you expect me to find the SINK?
I like how he thinks hot water would work during a power outage, haaahaaha!
What? No, the TUB!
@Afro Mane
.....I think you're missing my point of, "How can I find anything in the dark?"
@Somepony
Maybe he should just use the hot air in his head, HAAAWWWHAAahaha!
Just FOLLOW the SOUND OF MY VOICE!!
@Afro Mane
*complies*
Laz?!
@Afro Mane; Lazulic
That's funny, normally people run away from the sound of his voice!
@Afro Mane
What?! Calm down i'm gettin-....that's a wall, i'm good!
I think I see you. Turn around!
@Anons
(Stop it!)
@Afro Mane
*turns around* Really?
((And now I must leave you on a bad note. I'm going to be staying in a cave (yes, a cave) for the weekend, sooo don't expect me on for the weekend/tomorrow. Keep RP going, and for gods sake, get the power on! I'll see you on sunday))
(Have fun...? See ya Sunday.)
@Somepony
(the water isn't off, only the electricity. And I don't think equestria has invented electric heaters, so he's fine.)
@Rita Lot
[Well, Afro had a mobile phone in his mane so......]
@PewnyPL
(Why didn't short out when he got splashed?)
@Rita Lot
[And how do you know it didn't? Phones don't short out with a BANG. But to the point, Equestria has that point of technology. And I do believe that this "Somepony" was Mastermind, so I think we now know what water heating mansion has (plus problems with the hot tub)]
@PewnyPL
(Still think it should've shocked him a bit.)
@Rita Lot
[I only know one phone that could momentarily shock someone when soaked (SE k850i with it's Xenon Flash light... It has a condensator for 300V) the others... with batteries having like 3,5V... No chance]
@PewnyPL
(Darn. Am I the only one who thinks smart phones in equestria would be stupid? Because they have hooves and they take up most of the screen so how do you see what you're doing? And how do ponies type on keypads anyway?)
@Rita Lot
[I don't remember Afro saying it was a smartphone (neither is SE k850i). As for the keypad thingie... Pewny (and CC) is an Engineer, try to operate a solering iron with hooves O_o]
@PewnyPL
(A lot of things are hard to use with hooves. Remember that comic a while back with Applejack trying to brush her teeth?)
@Rita Lot
[*didn't check EqD in ~2 months*]
@PewnyPL
(It was more than 2 months ago. aand you really haven't checked in 2 months?)
@Rita Lot
[Ever since ~beginning of November, yeah. Only did when Slots send me a link to updated "The Empty Room", tho I wouldn't count it as checking the site. And if it was over 2 months ago then no, I don't remember it]
[Ni!]
(My phone was in my room. Problem solved.)
(*is sitting on the couch, headphones on and listening to Omnipony's newest song, bobbing his head to it with a smile*)
@Slots
(*is leaning on the sofa, watching my childhood on the tv, quite close to tears.*
@Leeky
(*looks over* You alright Leeky? *tilts head*)
*from the bathroom* Hello? Anypony? Seriously, I've been in here all night!
@Afro Mane
*comes in and melts ice* I think you've had enough chill time.
@Rita Lot
*ice melts* Aaah... Much better. Thanks, Rita. *turns hot water knob*
@Afro Mane
*unfortuneately power is still out and water heater does not work so the water is very cold*
@Rita Lot
*girly scream* *hops out of the tub* I though that was the HOT WATER knob! *turns it off* Ugh. *turns to Rita* Got a sweater I can borrow? Also, some tools?
@Afro Mane
It is the hot water knob! And no, I will not let you borrow my sweater. Ask somepony else.
@Rita Lot
*trots out, shivering* ...so mean to me...
@Afro Mane
My sweaters won't fit you anyway. Ask Slots.
*trots up to Slots* Hey, Slots. *Slots is oblivious to him, nodding his head to his music* ...Okay then. *trots up to Slots' room to raid his dresser*
(Here we go again)
@Afro Mane
(It's called TAPPING MY SHOULDER gah!!! XD)
@Slots
(All I ask is you don't stomp my berries again.)
@Afro Mane
(Then you better think twice raiding my dresser you dork!)
*trots back downstairs, wearing three of Slots' sweaters* Aaah... *trots down toward the basement*
*looks around for the power box* ...Wish it wasn't so dark in-- *bumps something* Gaah! What the hay?
@Afro Mane
*taps Slots on shoulder*
*looks closer* Is that a generator?
Wow, that is convenient. *pushes a button, restoring power to the mansion*
@Afro Mane
Huzzah!
*trots back upstairs* Power's back! *strips off a sweater and tosses it onto the stairs*
@Afro Mane
(*after two seconds the generator "turns off" in a sea of sparks*)
(new page!)
*power goes out again* ...Buck!
@Afro Mane
(Tho I will be honest, I was sure the mansion had an actual power line, not a generator in the basement)
@Anonymous
(Huh.)
*trots back downstairs and finds the generator* C'mon... *pushes button again*
@Afro Mane
*the generator starts... and after two seconds once again goes off in a sea of sparks*
@Anonymous
*rage* *holds down the button*
@Afro Mane
*you are quite the idiot eh? Something obviously is STILL shortened out blowing generator of... if you continue this the mansion is going to burn down... again... oh yeah, the generator is starting...... and works, shooting sparks everywhere*
@Anonymous
Yes!
(maybe!)
@Afro Mane
*... you don't give me a choice: the power cords from the looong forgotten oscilloscopes on the stairs are STILL connected......... since the fuse is not blowing out the isolation gets heated up so much due to shortening it catches on fire. Have fun~*
@Anonymous
Ah, there we go... *trots upstairs* Power's back. Again. *sniffs* ...Do you smell something burning?
@Afro Mane
*just because it's burning doesn't mean the generator can work...... the power blows up again*
@Anonymous
*power goes out* ...Dammit! *notices flickering* *turns around to see the hallway on fire* ...DAMMIT!
@Afro Mane
*trots and looks at hallway, then trots back to tell everypony that the mansion's on fire. again.*
@Afro Mane
*exits his room annoyed, a slight light coming out of it* WHO IN BLAZES IS PLAYING WITH POWER?! *sniffs* wait....... burning... plastic? WhAT THE HAY?!
@PewnyPL
*passes you* The mansion's on fire again.
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