Well, who would have thought, we would get a new post, pretty much for the start of the year! It's been 5 months since our first posts on the original Mars post, and to see how many blog posts we've filled since, is quite the achievement. Let us hope for more fun, epic filled RPs for the foreseen future ponies, Hoorah!!

What? This is almost tradition now, me to put a shipping picture! Besides, bedhead Octavia and Vinyl Scratch is so cute!
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@Afro Mane
Ok good. Cuz it was Rain.
@Rita Lot
(I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
Also yeah what's with that?)
@Black Rain
(No, you won;t. Also, apparently Shining Armor and Twi are bro and sis now. Which makes him my cousin too.)
@Rita Lot
(I saw that. I'm just saying that was totally uncalled for)
@Black Rain
(Rita isn't exactly like me. there are some differences, such as she's more adventerous, and more mischievous. Also it was what would probably happen in the show. When the kid finds out the adult isn't mad, the kid blames the friend who was also part of it, just to be on the safe side.)
(Wait, what?)
@Rita
Oh... Black Rain, eh...? *chuckles, his pupils disappearing*
@Rita Lot
(....I feel like we're talking to 2 different ponies. What I meant was it's uncalled for for Twi to now have a brother. XD sorry for confusion)
(*Pupil, no. Blue ring thing, yes. Like Blackjack.)
(**Gleam thing. Dang it...)
@Black Rain
(What do you mean? I'm completely sane. So am I. Also they never said she was an only child. And he probably inherited his mother's white coat and father's blue mane.)
@Afro
*sees this* Did I say Rain? I meant... Somepony.
(since when are your eyes blue? Look green to me.)
@Rita
Rain... *begins chuckling again, pushing you out of the way and slowly trotting over to the stairs, breaking out in uncontrollable, maniacal laughter*
@Rain
(Again, I oops'd. Should be blue, not green. Ignore it, I've lost it.)
*walks up the stairs, and bucks down Rain's door* (which is mine. Shut up.)
@Crazy Mane!
(RAINDIDNTSAYTHATIDID)
I said not Rain. NOT RAIN.
*peeks his head around at you*
...Then WHO?
@Crazy Mane!
*reading a book*
@Crazy Mane!
...It was a lamp.
@Rita
... *tilts head* Really? *laughs* Do you REALLY think I'd fall for that? *approaches Rain*
@Crazy Mane!
Yes, actually. I cannot have you harming my coltfriend, so please desist.
@Crazy Mane!
*looks up, and puts in earplugs to stop the noise, continues reading*
@Rita
*without peeking out this time* Come and get me, Miss Lot! *pops up in front of his book* Hey Rain!
@Crazy Mane!
Ok. *comes into Rain's room and uses magic to drag you out by the tail*
@Rita
*dragged, kicking and screaming* Stop! My revenge will be swift! I promise he won't suffer!
@Rita Lot
*gives an odd look at them both*
@Crazy Mane!
It'll wash out as soon as you step in the shower you know.
@Rita
I don't want you in the shower with me! *kicks her, breaking the spell and charging back at Rain, tackling him*
@Crazy Mane!
What! AH! *gets tackled, dropping his book*
@Rain
*Staring straight down at him* Thought you could escape my revenge, Mr. Rain?
@Crazy Mane!
*gets up, drags you back off him with magic, with a fair distance in between, and brings you outside and throws you in the pool.*
@Rita
*starts splashing around* Stop it! You fool, you don't know who you're messing with!
@Rita Lot
*gets up, unplugging his ears* I, uh, what?
@Black Rain
He's mad.
@Afro
*throws a bar of soap at you*
@Rita
*hit by soap* *dunks under*
*bubbles appear*
@Crazy Mane!
*brings you back up*
*takes a deep breath and drags you under with him*
@Crazy Mane!
EEP! *goes under*
*Starts laughing under water as you drown*
(Yay...? Afro's now a homicidal maniac?)
@Crazy Mane!
*walks over nonchalantly and picks Rita up, bringing her back in*
*continues laughing, unaware of Rita's abscence*
@Black Rain
(or that, that works too.)
*cough cough cough*
*stops laughing, feeling faint* ...*bubbly* Aw, crap. *blacks out, just... Kinda floating there*
(Woo! Nightmare fuel!)
@Rita Lot
*brings you to your room and sets you on the bed*
*bubble bubble bubble*
@Black Rain
*cough cough hug*
@Rita Lot
*pats your back*
*Only mostly dead*
@Crazy Mane!
*looks at window and shakily levitates you out of water and onto deck*
*pretty much dead by now*
She sits-up from the lounge chair, lifting a pair of gem-encrusted, over-sized sunglasses that barely sit on her nose, and turns towards the two.
"Was the pool party supposed to be inside today?"
Her glasses drop, striking the deck with a crack as one of the lens splits.
"... Oops."
(BRB)
@Sweetie Belle whose post magically disappeared and was not eaten by Lepperchans because they thought it was magically delicious
[ Elsewhere... ]
"*GASP* I think I just heard the sound of my rare, expensive, one-of-a-kind, jewel-encrusted, hoof-made, designer sunglasses breaking! Ohhh, tell me Sweetie didn't touch them!"
@Rarity
(Oh, I hope not!)
@Rita Lot
Trolls are mean and ugly... *Sniffle* Are you saying I, too, am mean and ugly? *Snuffle*
@Rarity
(No, I'm just acknowledging that it was a prank.)
@Rita Lot
You're just saying that!
@Rarity
(No, no, you look wonderful!)
@Rita Lot
I don't believe you! You never liked me!
@Rarity
(prove it.)
@Rita Lot
Oh, uhhh, well...
@Rarity
(Its true! We never lik- *is hushed by the other Diamond Dogs*)
@Rarity
(Thought so. Going to sleep now. Night!)
@Rita Lot
Not sleep!
(Hi. Pinkie Pie and and Dead Space. Awesome.)
(Still kinda dead. Just puttin' that out there.)
@Crazy Mane!
*trots outside, waterbends water out of your lungs, then leaves*
(Herro.)
*coughs*
@Crazy Mane!
*is thrown at you*
*sneezes, because apparently almost being drowned by somepony who went insane and almost drowned all because you dyed them rainbow causing you to get a cold*
(I have a cold irl right now.)
@Rita Lot
*trots up* You okay?
((super late))
@Black Rain
(GOSH WHY U SO SLOW)
@Black Rain
*cough* yeah. But sick.
@Rita Lot
You need a doctor?
@Black Rain
Nah, I'll be fine.
@Rita Lot
*Bursts into your room*
DID SOMEPONY SAY DOCTOR?
[/Ethlus Interruptus]
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*blinks* Um...she said she'll be fine...
@Black Rain
Nonsense! Just look at her! She's clearly dying!
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
W-what? Dying?!
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
...I don't think so.
@Black Rain
Yes, dying!
@Rita Lot
Well now that I'm here, you're not!
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
I-I don't think so...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
...sure.
@Rita Lot
Great great! Positive thinking is always a must!
*Dashes over you and shoves stethoscope over your chest*
(Such silliness as I am away playing Mass Effect 3 and working.)
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*was sitting up but now falls over* ow.
@Rita Lot
*Turns to Rain*
DID YOU HEAR THAT? DON'T YOU HEAR THE INTENSE PAIN SHE IS EXPERIENCING!?
Plus, she has no heartbeat!!!
*Holding the stethoscope on Rita's nose*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*staggers back and scratches his head* I-I think you're overreacting...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Well maybe I said ow because you pushed me over and you can't hear a heartbeat because you put it on my nose.
@Rita Lot @Black Rain
Nothing but false accusations! *Tosses the stethoscope off-screen* You're all just blind to the truth!
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*bites lip*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Where did the stethoscope go?
@Rita Lot
Blind! Blind! You must cure yourself with this! *Shoves a pill into your mouth then forces it down with a cup of water*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Wait, what?! Don't do that!
(What is this I dont even...)
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
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@Black Rain
Relax! I be a doctor!
@Rita Lot
Well Rita!? Are you feelingg aannyy bbeeetttteeeerrrrr? *Things start to slow down*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*blinks* Okay...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
no.
@Rita Lot
*Carnival music*
Aaarrrreeeee yyyooouuuuuuu sshhhuuurreee?
*Things begin to spin around*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*puts hoof to head* i think you made it worse.
(What is it with adult ponies giving Rita drugs?)
@Rita Lot
Thhaattss iiimmppoossssiiibruuuuu.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
bluh.
@Rita Lot
A-are you okay?
@Black Rain
I don't think so.
@Rita Lot
dOO-Oon't wOrrY, yyoouR GOing tooo feeeellll mmuuUUUCH Bet-tER.
@Rita Lot
*walks over, now looking much different under the effects of the pill* Do you need anything?
@Black Rain
( XD )
I need to sleep.
@Rita Lot
*deep voice* Okay then... *he picks you up*
@Rita Lot
SQUAWK
@Black Rain
I'm already in my bed, I thought.
@Mastermind
( XD )
(Que Rita wakes up as little filly/human world/opposite gender/candyland)
@Rita Lot
You're in the living room...
@Black Rain
oh.
@Slots
(wut)
@Slots
(We should do a human thing.
inb4 no and stupid)
@Rita Lot
Yeah... *carries you up on his back*
@Black Rain
oh.
@Rita Lot
*Falls out of off-screen onto you*
@Stethoscope
Ow. *falls asleep*
(night)
@Black Rain
*Back in reality*
Y'know, I'm actually not sure if she's supposed to be drooling like that...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Ya don't think? You're the doctor...
(I want to return to Mars Mass Effect story wise. But that may just be because Ive been playing Mass Effect. Did I mention Mass Effect? Mass Effect.)
@Slots
(I've never played any of em)
(Also this.)
(....unbanned.)
@Slots
(wut?)
(huh. My I BAAAAAANN YOU FOR NOT PLAYONG MASS EFFECT didnt go through. Oh well)
(good morning)
@Rita Lot
(Hello. Sorry a tad busy this morning. Youll all see me this afternoon after work!)
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Doctor! DOCTOR!
You're needed in the emergency room, STAT!
A patient was just brought in with severe convulsing, incoherent speech, a broken wing and she's attacking anyone who tries to take the book out of her stomach!
@Nurse Redheart
What!? There's no time to waste!
*Grabs a saw and soars through the nearest window, shattering it*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
"Doctor... The emergency room is in THAT direction."
She points in an arbitrarily different direction than the shattered window.
(has anypony noticed that one of the obnoxious 80's style earth ponies had a huge resemblance to firefly?)
@Rita Lot
[ One resembles Firefly, the other, Rainbow Dash. ]
@Nurse Redheart
(yeah! I think they've been taking the inspiration prev gen ponies, making them earth ponies, and putting them in the show, cuz the nurse pony in read it and weep kinda looked like the original Twilight. Also Surprise is a wonderbolt.)
I'm going the route I didn't want to and using 'Chocolat E. Claire' as a name. I'd still rather she have nothing so binding to patisserie, but Boulangerie isn't a filly name, and doesn't sound so good. Patisserie could've been used as 'Patsie,' but that's also synonymous with 'alias'.
Fitting with the shape of an eclair, she's going to be slightly tall, but a little round. Her color palette's taken from an eclair with a cream coat and brown eyes, and her mane is very chocolaty.
All I could see for a mane, though, is a pompadour, and that doesn't fit with a filly at all. I tried making it look like drizzled chocolate, sort of like Pizza Pie's melting cheese mane, but it looks more like a malformed Berry mane crossed with Sweetie.
Maybe it's reluctance on the name that's making it all feel misaligned or something.
So many food-named ponies...
Chocolat, Sundae, Sweet Heart, Shock Tart, Peanut Butter, Popcorn, the Baker, the Candlestick Maker...
@Mysterious Disembodied Voice
Nothing ever wrong with naming Ponies food. It's kinda neat to see what you can make.
@zSONICoz(and we all know this fandom and the crazy things it can make. Like pizza pony and coke pony along with many many others. More food named ponies will not be an issue heh)
@Mysterious Disembodied Voice
Well, I have a question for you first. Do you want the name to be an obvious play on words, or more deep one? The ideas you were tossing around, but passed on, are obviously much more interestingly obscurely based than 'Chocolat E. Claire', which is an obvious pun. Things that you wouldn't just know instantaneously what it is from.
Additionally, if you were looking for middle ground, you can just try taking something simple then messing with the names a bit. Reversal is often an interesting method. Going the route of names like "Trixie" (being a real-life name while still a pun), you can do something like make her name primarily "Claire", full name "Claire E. Chocola". It doesn't smack you in the face PUNN!!1 with just a simple glance, while still being clear where it's from after a couple seconds and without "not fitting as a name".
Or, is your worry moreso on the name's connotation, rather than its sound?
@CC
(Claire E. Chocola is good.)
@CC
It's relation, mostly.
Chocolat E. Claire's a name I created years ago, but I want a name that's more related to baking than just sugary-like baked treats.
There're plenty of misleading names already.
*still dead*
(No water doesn't mean all oxygen. Somepony call Doc!)
@Crazy Mane!
(Doc is a ghost.)
(Fine. Mastermind.)
@Crazy Mane!
Sorry too busy being Twilightlicious.
@Twilight Sparkle Mastermind
"How can there be two mes? It's not scientifically possible. YOU are not scientifically possible!"
@Twilight Sparkle
*Dashes away through a nearby shattered window*
@Twilight Sparkle Mastermind
But doctor! The emergency patient!
@Twilight Sparkle
Hi cousin Twilight!
(hello?)
(Three posts to completion of thread.)
@Anonymouse
(Oh really?)
@Rita Lot
(Yes indeed.)
@Anonymouse
(fascinating. also, last.)
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