Wow, that took its marry time, now didn't it!? XD Haa man, what a tough year for us all. I hope ponies though understand that life comes before this! I know ALL want us to be here all the time, but, well, life wont. But hey! You never know when itll let us free to do what we wish! So hold strong!
Is it shipping? Is it them being friends? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!!
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((I blame Afro. He always takes up so much time.) It's supposed to hit 50 this Friday, but for now yeah it is still chilly. Had a lot of rain/snow today too.)
@Aura
(Temperature can go that high?
The snow continues to elude me.)
@DiscordedLeeky
(I know, I'm surprised too! Today it was like 37, and I asked "When did it suddenly become summer" lol.
Trust me, you aren't missing much with the snow. It's all just more cold in a pretty white flake.)
@Aura
(Temperature can reach 37? XD
Yeah, it's snowed everywhere else pretty badly. Just not where I am.)
@DiscordedLeeky
(Oh, oh oh right! 37F, sorry XD My mind is having a blank space right now.
That's super nice, but bad if you are the only place without snow.)
@DiscordedLeeky
(Farmers should just put me out in the fields, like a scarecrow. And then it won't snow.
A scarenow.)
@DiscordedLeeky
(I actually laughed at that. I have no idea why, it was so corny. Or maybe that's why I laughed XD)
@Aura
(Isn't it supposed to be fare height? I think it's my mind that's going anarchic.)
@Aura
Yay for corny humour!
Though the typo kind of ruined it.
Where is Afro?)
@DiscordedLeeky
(Fahrenheit I think. Which 37 is five degrees above freezing, and I think like maybe 2 or 3 degrees Celsius?)
@DiscordedLeeky
(And I think Afro forgot. Or died. Or went to the orthodonest like he said he was going to.)
@DiscordedLeeky
*fahrenheit
@Aura
(That makes a lot more sense.
Curse you Orthodontist! Except not really though I do wish we didn't have to drive 34 miles to get there.
Though the view is pretty.)
@DiscordedLeeky
(It probably does make sense. More than Aura the character does XD
I'm lucky my teeth are relatively nice, I haven't had to get braces or anything before, though my sister has.)
@Aura
(I'll miss my wonky teeth, but they're awkward to brush so yah.
How do you go from weather to teeth?)
@DiscordedLeeky
(Awkward to take care of in general, so noo thank you lol.
Again, it's Afro's fault.)
@Aura
(I've got the shiny teeth song stuck in my head now.
Blame it all on the Afro. XD)
@DiscordedLeeky
(My shiny teeth and me! Also V-I-C-K-I THE SOUND OF HER NAME MAKES LITTLE KIDS CRY! EWWWWWWWWW
Well who else do we have to blame it on lol? He's the one that stood us up!)
@Aura
(Too be fair we were warned.XD
I'm probably going to sleep now, my minds going flaky.
We continue the RP in maybe, 3 months time? XD)
@DiscordedLeeky
(True we were warned, but he still has no right! XD
Pshaww, maybe at most a time when we can semi-rely on Afro being possibly here for more than five minutes lol. Maybe no less than a week XD
Anyways though, goodnight!)
@Aura(Night!)
(Back! Got busy, lost track of time, now Leeky's gone and the blog shall lay dormant for another two months.)
@Aura
No, your face is upside down.
@Afro Mane
(Of course you would lose track of time. I blame you for everything and you ruined everything.)
Uh, no, your face is *the mirror readjusts* staring back at me upright now.
@Aura
(Afro: Sitcom Mansion scapegoat since 2011)
@Aura
Huh. So are you.
@Afro Mane
(More like since 1998 or something I bet lol)
*narrows eyes, the reflection also doing so* Huh... odd...
@Aura
(Shush you.)
Strange? It's a mirror.
@Afro Mane
(No you!)
*rolls eyes* But why are you staring back at me!?
@Aura
I... Don't know.
@Afro Mane
*sighs* Ugh... *spins the mirror again, back to normal*
@Aura
Well that was uneventful.
@Afro Mane
*rubs chin* Hm... try spinning it again.
@Afro
[Protip: refresh the page more often, some people (especially me and Aura) sit on email practically all day and immediately see responses. In fact, Aura responds within 2-3 minutes after you post, then you take hours]
@Aura
*spin*
@Pewny
(Noted.)
@Afro Mane
*it flips again and again, the mirror going back to Aura's reflection looking at you and yours at her*
@Aura
...Anything?
@Afro Mane
You're staring at me again. *turns head to the side* And I think you're afro is too long.
@Aura
(*your dammit)
@Aura
What, do I need a manecut again?
@Afro Mane
*nods, tilting her head down* And it's too poofy. You can't even see behind your head at all in a mirror.
@Aura
I'll clip it later. Also, I don't think your box is cursing anyone. *trots off to watch TV or something*
@Afro Mane
*when you walk out of the range of the mirror, the box sucks you inside of it*
@Aura
*pulled in by the box* What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuu...?! *gone*
@Afro Mane
Uh... *stares in the mirror, the reflection no longer following her movements*
@Aura
*from the box, muffled* Aura! Aura, what did you do?!
@Afro Mane
I didn't do anything! You're the one that got sucked inside the cursed box!
@Aura
How do I get out?
@Afro Mane
I have no idea. I'm sure there's some way. Like... a lock. And a key.
@Aura
I... I don't see anything!
@Afro Mane
What do you see? *looking into the mirror still*
@Aura
...Nothing, actually. It's very dark.
@Afro Mane
*thinks* ...Try looking up!
@Aura
...I see you!
@Afro Mane
*waves into the mirror*
@Aura
Yes, yes, waving. Now get me out of here!
@Afro Mane
How!?
@Aura
Try reaching in!
@Afro Mane
*reaches towards the mirror*
@Aura
*the mirror acts as a gateway, as your hoof goes right through it*
@Afro Mane
*suddenly and without warning, you are sucked upward towards her*
@Aura
What's happening?! *pulled up at Aura*
@Afro Mane
*you hit her, seemingly going into her outside the cursed box, as she falls into it*
@Aura
*hits Aura, then the floor* Ow! *gets up* ...Hey, I'm out!
@Afro Mane
*Only there are glasses over your eyes. And shoes on your hooves. And grey fu- oh wait that's about the same*
@Aura
*rubs face, but hits the glasses* What the...? *takes the glasses off* Glasses? Shoes? What the hay?
@Afro Mane
*you can no longer see without the glasses on, and your mane feels flowyier and less afro-y*
@Aura
*puts glasses back on and looks in the mirror*...Holy crap, I'm Aura.
@Afro Mane
*and just as suddenly, because her hoof was still in the mirror, you are thrown back inside the box*
@Aura
*inside the box* ...Aw, c'mon!
@Afro Mane
*pulls her hoof out, glaring at the mirror* Well, I know what the box does now.
@Aura
...Still stuck!
@Afro Mane
*rolls eyes, looking around* Uh... *takes the box over to Leeky, and sets it in front of her* Here. Mess with this when you can.
@Aura
*stares at it*
Right.
*nudges it slightly with hoof*
Back to the market with you I guess. Or whoever else knows what to do with it.
@DiscordedLeeky
Hey! Hey! Let me out!
(Helloooooo?)
(Anyone?)
@Afro Mane
(Work attack.)
(Okay, so I was pouring over some old RPs (because I have that much free time) and I remembered one thing: Whatever happened to Deepground (the secret organization from the Mars RP)? If it's cool with anyone else, I'd like to start a large scale roleplay with the return of Deepground, minus all the grimdark and murder from the Mars RP. So, who's in?)
@Afro Mane
(Uh... Without saying too much... Mastermind and I actually have something in mind that might reference them ...Somehow. ...We might get to it one day. ...Maybe. ..Uh.. Yeah.)
*Cough*
@Hologram CastMare
(Oh... Okay.)
(I thought I was Aura)
@Tinka Lot
(Not anymore?)
(Hello?)
*leaves the mansion with the object*
@DiscordedLeeky
*moving now* Hey! Heeeeey!
( www.derpyhoovesnews.com/equestria-girls-premise-confirmed-rumored-concept-art/
It begins. Prepare your anuses. Someone make a Human Mansion roleplay, quickly!)
@Afro Mane
[No.]
@Pewny
(No?)
@Afro Mane
(Needs better designs...)
(Those designs are terrifying. Those are not normal humans.)
(
First trailer is up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ta9i3YQAzM
Link to news article
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/13/business/equestria-girls-a-my-little-pony-offshoot-in-its-movie-debut.html?_r=4&
Welp, that's it. Time to get off the ride, see you all when Gen 5 shows up.
@Afro Mane
(You can still just watch series 4. XD)
(Done with school until August. And I have a job now. So yeah...
...Anyone here still?)
@Afro Mane
(Gimme a month.)
So has anyone watched EG?
Anyone...?
@DiscordedLeeky
It would appear the blog is dead.
One of these days will return to this. Or reform it. Something.
@Pewny
SCOUT IS DEAD /Medic
@Slots
It's the summer lull really. Lives happen the most with all this free time, so people aren't around to post.
@Aura
[It's more like an all year round lull really.]
@DiscordedLeeky
(I think because no one really knows what to do.)
@Slots
(Pretty much that.)
(It is not dead yet
It can dance and It can sing
It is not dead yet
It can do the Highland Fling
It is not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
Cause It's not yet dead.)
A fine layer of dust sat on, around and within the Sitcom Mansion. Nopony had set hoof in it in months. Between Slots' family, Leeky... Doing her thing, and Afro being stuck in a small box, the once bustling and loud mansion had ceased all operations, save for the freezer door Aura had left open in her haste to go off to magic college, or something, which had layered the kitchen in a fine sheet of ice.
Time had taken its toll on the mansion. The kitchen was covered in a thin layer of ice, a family of bat-ponies took up residence in the flame-retardant basement, the stairs creaked and groaned at the slightest pressure. Aria, the deadly superbeing from Mars, had finally vacated her little area, probably returning from whence she came, maybe to bring revenge against the former inhabitants of the abandoned abode.
Somewhere outside Ponyville...
I must find the Guardians... *gallops toward the Mansion*
*Phazes in*
....Hrm... *looks around a bit*
*Phazes away*
*Phazes into the foyer*
Hm now..? ...CC?
*throws open the giant doors to the mansion, trotting into the grand hall, carrying a large set of bags on her back, and looks around* Hello, Mansion!
@Aura
*Taken aback slightly, surprised*
Er, ah, whoa there...! Well... Howdy Aura! Wasn' expectin' y'all exactly, heh..
@Hologram CastMare
*blinks, shocked as well to see anypony around* Oh! Well uh, hey there CC. Or are you the hologram?
@Aura
*flickers* Yeah, Holo'.
@Hologram CastMare
Oh! *trots over* Well, hello anyways! *looks around* Where is everypony at?
@Aura
Er... Little idea, bein' perfectly honest. Ah've been ta' myself mostly... Somepony here'r'there... Afro's been around, CC's popped in'n out, think ah've seen Leeky. But been mostly bare...
@Hologram CastMare
Oh! Well, I think that's good? *pauses, looking towards the are the kitchen would be in, the area around it looking a bit frosty* How's the Mansion been then? And you yourself, for that matter?
@Aura
*Eyes toss back and forth*
...Cold... An' quiet... *Flickers*
@Hologram CastMare
*arches eyebrow* That explains the frost, but that doesn't explain why you're kinda... y'know, flicky. Has your hub been checked on recently?
@Aura
*Shakes head* It's nothin' tho', prob'ly just a bit dusty.
@Hologram CastMare
That can still ruin your circuity. Need me to dust it off, since I'm around now? *smiles friendly-like*
@Aura
Well... *scratches head* If ya weren't doin' nothin' else... *Looks you over* Were ya.. Movin' in, or somethin'?
@Hologram CastMare
Oh, these? *looks at her back* Well, I was thinking of moving in to the Mansion yeah. But you can take me up to your place and I can help fix whatever needs done.
*On the way back from ponyville with box*
Ok, so no one seems to recognise it. Now what? Burn it? Hoof it off to some officials? Ugghh...
@DiscordedLeeky
*watching you through Ponyville*
@DiscordedLeeky
*banging on one of the box walls* LET ME OOOOOOUT!!
@Afro Mane
I dunno, I'm thinking of just burying the box somewhere. If you're in it we then don't have to worry about any sealed threats! And of course there's the added bonus of having one less simpleton about the home. Now there's an idea! I might just get a few more of these boxes and do a little spring cleaning about the mansion.
@DiscordedLeeky
...Wait, what?!
@Afro Mane
Unfortunately these seem to have had a limited release. *reaches the mansion and places the box underneath a bush* Right, I need to get a spade. If anyone tries to take the box, scream very loudly and I'll know I won't have to bother with the digging any more.
*heads inside*
@DiscordedLeeky
...Oh this is not good. How do I get out of here?
@Afro Mane
*Rams himself into the side of the box*
*returns with spade, reaches under the bush and looks slightly disappointed*
Oh, you're still here.
*picks up the box and heads towards a wooded area*
@DiscordedLeeky
*jumps up and smacks the top of the box, hoping the force will make the box jump too*
@Afro Mane
*box shifts and bumps about a bit*
Look if you can get out; get out.
@DiscordedLeeky
Believe it or not but my biggest aspiration in life doesn't include dumping a magical and dubious box in a hole.
@DiscordedLeeky
*jumps again, bumping the box*
@Afro Mane
...Yeah, I can't say this is worth the effort. *dumps the box on the ground and drops the spade next to it* If you manage to get out just dig a hole somewhere far away from me and dump the box in it. *trots away* Or give it to a magical expert of some sort of official. Just don't bring it near me.
@DiscordedLeeky
*hits the ground* Ow!
...Thanks?
@Afro Mane
*heads back to the mansion*
@Afro Mane
*suddenly, through some strange, undefined force, Afro is launched out of the box and into Leeky's head, coming to rest somewhere near her left nasal passage*
@Afro Mane
(...how big are you then?)
@DiscordedLeeky
(I think he means his soul or w/e it was trapped in the box)
@Aura
(We'll go with that and say my body is frozen in the kitchen)
@Afro Mane
[k]
@Afro Mane
*doesn't notice and carries on trotting*
*enters the mansion and goes straight to the kitchen. She searches through the food*
Ugh, Leeks...*grabs tomato instead*
@DiscordedLeeky
*Leeky picks up a tomato* ...Wait what?
Wait... Where am I?
*makes a tomato sandwich and sits down to eat*
@DiscordedLeeky
Seriously, where the heck am I?
@Afro Mane
*either doesn't hear or doesn't care and leaves for another room*
[meanwhile, I must sleep I''m afraid. Night!]
@Aura
Oh, that's quite alright! Like ah said, ah'm sure it's nothin' really. It's been happenin' for ages, bein' pefectly straight wit'cha. Y'all should get settled in first! C'mon, I'll help ya!
@Hologram CastMare
*shakes her head* No no, I insist on helping you first! It sounds like a serious problem that needs checking, and I am the only one that seems to be willing to help you.
*flips through a book on carrots outside*
@Aura
Trust me, ah can tell it really ain't that serious. *Holds her hoof behind neck* Though ah suppo- *flicker* -e if ya insist, mah server should be up'n CC's room.
@Hologram CastMare
*nods* I do insist, since I think it could be serious. Can you lead me there?
*checks on cabbage patch, they're doing terribly*
@Aura
Sure. Right on up the stairs. Ya remember where those're, right? Hehe.
*Phazes away*
...
*You hear calling from the far side of the living room* Down here!
@Hologram CastMare
*shakes her head, and trots as quickly and carefully as she can towards the voice* I'm coming, I'm coming!
@Aura
*Nods hear towards the stairs* Right up here. *Phazes away again*
@Hologram CastMare
*follows up the stairs, turning her head to look both ways once she gets to the top* Which way?
@Aura
*Standing outside the door to Pewny & CC's room*
Right in here! Feel free ta set'cher bags down anywhere.
@Hologram CastMare
*opens the door and steps inside, setting her bags on the floor near one of the beds* Thank you kindly. Now, where's your center at?
@Aura
*Glances around the dusty, empty room with a faint sulk* Ah, right in there.. *Points to the closet*
@Hologram CastMare
*steps over to the closet, opening it* What's wrong?
@Aura
*Perks up* Hm? Wrong? ... *sighs* Yeah... Suppose just ah lil' bit ah... "grief".
@Hologram CastMare
*turns, tilting her head and clicking an ear* What is it? What kind of grief?
@Aura
Well, just the room, ah suppose. Been so quiet, miss havin' everpony 'round... The whole mansion, really.
@Hologram CastMare
Well... I'm here now, you know? And once I check this out to make sure you're all good, we could always hang out? Talk a bit at least?
@Aura
Yeah... *smiles softy* That'd be nice. Thanks. ^^
@Hologram CastMare
*smiles back, nodding* Glad that I can help then! But I should probably make sure everything's fine in here. *turns back to the closet*
[Major Season 4 Spoilers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnlquKcFM58
Squee!]
[And since everyone apparently forgot:
It's second anniversary of our RP group]
@Pewny
(Man, for real? That's a crazy long time, jeeze.)
@Pewny
(Happy 2nd anniversary us!)
@Aura
Oh, er, yeah, 'course. So ho- *flicker* -oes it look?
@Hologram CastMare
Hm... There's a lot of dust in here. *starts to dust using her wings* I'll see if there's anything else underneath all of it.
@Aura
*Eyes closet* Fer the record ah ain't own any material possessions. If ya find anythin'... weird under there it ain't mine.
@Hologram CastMare
Of course *giggles* But it just looks like wires and controls and monitors. What are they all for? *keeps cleaning them all off*
@Aura
Other tha- *flicker* -e server, ah ain't re- *flicker* -ly kno- *flicker* what *flicker flicker* -thin' in there is. Ah *flicker* -pose random in- *flicker* -tions the guys were workin' on, or som- *Begins flickering sporadically, her speech barely comprehensible anymore- you can make out her eyes widening as she starts glancing over her body*
@Hologram CastMare
*eyes wide, stopping her dusting and turning back, coming close* This... this looks definitely bad.
@Aura
*flickering* ...I- *flicker flicker* ...e server a... *flicker flicker* . a... -.. ..... *flickering* . ...closet- *flicker flicker flicker* .-..- .. ly!-- *flicker*
*Moving about frantically*
@Hologram CastMare
*closes the doors to the closet quickly, and tries to touch you now* I can't understand you. Is there some other way of communication?
@Aura
*F-z-z-hzzhsh*. ... -e des-. . flicker flicker* ... -jector on-. .--. ..
*holds her hoof out towards CC's desk before fizzling out, disappearing completely*
@Hologram CastMare
*eyes widen, and turns and runs over to the desk, searching it for anything that could have caused this, or be effective in reversing it*
@Pewny
(Sweet mother of crap, it's been two years?!)
@DiscordedLeeky
*rummaging through your brain to see why you're acting so strangely*
@Aura
*You see various parts, tools, wires, and devices, finished and unfinished, sprawled over the desk. Among the items that don't seem like scrap, in particular stands out a strange, glassy, orb-like device with several wires sticking out of it, a projector-like box with several lenses on one side, and a split-open raindrop shaped device with several "panels" inside, several tools sitting lazily on top.*
@Afro Mane
*feels odd sensation in head. Rubs it* The hay?
@Hologram CastMare
*pushes the tools off of the box and onto the desk, and picks it up, looking at it from all sides*
@DiscordedLeeky
*shaken by Leeky's rubbing* The hay?
@Aura
*The box feels suprisingly heavy in your arms. Inscribed on the side of the machine, you see "HolProj 1.25s.009", and no other words or numbers. Among several smaller notches, one particular large red switch sits on the top.*
@Afro Mane
*hear's voice in head and freezes*
*groans* Please Celestia no...
@Hologram CastMare
*shakes her head* I know what giant red buttons do... *tries to mess with some of the smaller things first*
@Aura
As you play with the other knobs and switches, little seems to happens other than a small light or two flicking on or off. "Recalibrated," a voice suddenly emanates from the box.
@Hologram CastMare
*blinks* ...You know what, screw it. *pushes the big red button now*
@Aura
*The device slowly starts to hum, as several smaller lights flick on. One by one, the series of lenses in front slowly begin to glow and shift, focusing on one point--*
*flicker flicker* ... *A fuzzy image begins to form in front of you*
@Hologram CastMare
["Helpmi Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope"]
@Hologram CastMare
*squints her eyes, trying to make out what the thing in front of her is*
@Aura
Help me Aura-Knight Kenobi, you're-
*ffzzsshshhshh*
----Game over, insert coin----
(*ahem*)
@Aura
*Before your eyes, the image settles on a poorly focused shape reminiscent of the holographic mare from earlier, though as the figure seems to look around the room, you notice something seems slightly off...*
*blink blink* Hm... Subject identified as 'Aura'. Greetings Aura.
@Hologram CastMare
*blinks* ...uhm... *tilts her head* Hello?
@Aura
Do you require assistance or information, Miss Aura?
*The hologram seems to speak in a somewhat discomforting androgynous voice...*
@Hologram
Uh... *shakes her head, and glares* Are you a virus of some sort? if you did anything to my friend, I will crush you.
@Aura
A virus? Certainly not, Miss. I am "CC", AI hologram version 1.00s.004. ...You refer to a friend? *glances around* I do not sense anypony else in this nearby but yourself...
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