Sunday, September 18, 2011

Welcome to the Sitcom Mansion!


Hello everypony to the new Roleplay location for all things Roleplay! This is The Sitcom Mansion, a place where random things can happen, and whatever wants to, will do! This is now our new home! I have some things to state though, after the page break, please read!!




Alright, so now that it seems all of us are here now, I have some things to say, more so, a few guidelines for the blog as of now, which are as follows::

1. From now on, there is to be no arguing about things that happen and pass RP wise. Our role play grew on the foundations of randomness and whatever our combined minds would make. So if one pony decides to do something completely unexpected, please do not get upset. It’s alright to have plans (since we all do it as well) but if it conflicts with your, do not get upset, discuss it, like gentle colts and mares I know you all are. And if the problem persist, bring it up to me and I’ll see what I can do on both fronts. Just no more bickering and arguing; were all friends here, and I don’t want what happened again.

2. There is to be no clopping anymore. I don’t think I need to worry much on this, we all seem to despise it, so yeah, just putting it up here.

3. Abilities of ponies (magic, strength or otherwise) are to now have limits to themselves. Unless otherwise givin that power by some benevolent powerful force like an Alicorn, or given it by perhaps by experiments and such, or even if it has been established that you really are just that powerful, do not make yourself to be able to do abilities that even Twilight Sparkle herself wouldn’t be able to properly do.. This doesn’t mean you need to make yourself weak though, just…limit it. Follow my example: I may be a Earth Pony who’s ability is pure Luck, but Im a total klutz, and am only Lucky half, or even little more of the time. As a unicorn, perhaps let yourself get tired if you exert your magic to a more powerful spell, or perhaps make it fluke out sometimes! Just make it more fun for us all instead of making yourself a mini Princess Celestia! *laughs*

4. To get us all more involved in the blog as a community as one pony called it, from now on, I’m going to be asking for picture suggestions for new blog posts as we cap. These pictures can be whatever you may think would be nice for the top. It can be be whatever, but I would suggest ponies over all! Also, will be doing random clip of the week as well as random pic of the week too, which will be linked on the side.. This is to just get us together more, and to have some fun to see what we all like. Ill be picking randomly always, but you all will get your chance to be up there (and Ill list your name too, to make sure we know who provided it) , even if it does take awhile. It’s just for fun, ponies, nothing more!

5..Retconning (aka God Modding) will be extremely minimal. I don’t really care for the ability or power of such, and will not be using it, probably only to clean up things like when you all delete messages you’ve double posted or such.. So do not expect me to really abolish anything, since anything is to be allowed from now on.

6. HAVE FUN PONIES!! Remember, this is all just for silly role playing fun, nothing more! I know we’ve all made so much more out of the things we’ve randomly have made, but follow Nightmare Moon’s example of her bucket powered Tricycle, it’s is okay to be silly! We’re all here for fun, and that should be held highest the most!

Okay, I know a long post, but I needed to say it all. Please try to follow these guidelines from now on, so we can get back to what we all do best; having such a good time! Thanks everypony!!

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Pewny said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(Dunno if you wanted to answer that last thing yesterday or not, but still, yes, I don't know who you are)

Pewny said...

@PewnyPL
(*sigh* That was to be expected... Oh well... Off with me form here)

Laz said...

*He awoke with a large ache in his downreaching body parts, no less then the feeling of a thousand parasprites eating away at his organs. Feeling will power to stand up, however, He realized that his mane was much tattered, some of it being seemingly singed off. "Ain't that just bucking great." he muttered to himself. While he didn't get the door open before catastrophe hit his body, he did realize that he had done considerable damage to the outer frame. He knew it was close to a breaking point, but he had a bigger problem in his mind. His body was severely exposed, a multiple of wires hanging from mostly his bad hoof. He flapped his wing, making his way to the corner that held the duct tape he struggled with earlier. Grasping the roll of tape in his two front hoofs, and managed to pull a bit away from its roll. He flipped a few wires back into his back right hoof, and carefully began to wrap his back hoof in a makeshift fashion. He felt that he could stand on all fours, but preferred to fly. He made his way back up to the door, aiming to finish what he started. He backed up, and flew his body right into the door, breaking it from its hinges as he found himself lying in a recognizable library. He noticed a group of ponies standing by the door, seemingly in some sort of argument. He trotted his distorted body up to the door, noticing Twilight and Slots standing at the door.*

"Oh. so this was where I was..."

zSONICoz said...

(Pitchman voice: Ok, I'm home guys for a limited time only so enjoy me while I'm still available. XD)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ And then Linguine was a cyborg-zombie. ]

@zSONICoz
Starts crawling all over him.

It's like rubbing against a brick wall...

zSONICoz said...

@Twilight Sparkle
*jumps back*
I didn't mean it like that!

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@zSONICoz
Well, maybe I'm socially awkward and don't know how to handle myself in these kinds of situations! G-Imean...!

Her face turns a deeper red than any rose.

Laz said...

*walks up to the door as Sonic jumps back*

WOAH, am I interrupting something?

zSONICoz said...

@Twilight Sparkle
...*smiles* It's fine Twi I mean I just never expected you to do that. Anyway You doing fine?

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
*looks at you*
..Laz..You ok?...You look like a wreck!

Laz said...

@zSONICoz *looks at his tail, then back to Sonic* Yes, can't say i've ever felt worse. I would actually like to see the Doc. Do you know where I can find him *begins to fall to his right side*

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
*rushes over and catches you as you begin to lean*
Yeah I can call him over your a mess...COOKIE!

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
...Great...I've lost track of Afro...*hears something*...Sonic.
*teleports*
You called?

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*motions to Lazulic*
I need you to help me fix Laz up. He is not looking to good...

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Lazulic
"WEWERENTDOINGANYTHING!"

She jumped backwards two steps. Or rather, she tried to jump, but being the athletically-challenged pony she is, she tripped over her own hooves and stumbled a step, then fell on her flank.

"AHH! You're alive!?"

An awkward pause forms as she blinks twice, completely dumb-struck.

"I mean, 'I've never seen you before and what are you doing in my house!?'"

Another awkward pause as she hopes that her lie is believable and the first words out of her mouth went unnoticed.


Several seconds passed until finally, she flailed her hooves in the air and started yelling,
"ZOMBIE PONY!" She galloped away into town, screaming about zombies. "SPIKE WAS RIGHT SPIKE WAS RIGHT! THE DEAD ARE WALKING!"

zSONICoz said...

@Twilight Sparkle
...*watches as you run off.*
..What was she...How...*shakes head utterly confused*
Nevermind.

Laz said...
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CC said...

@Lazulic
*You suddenly feel a slight pain in your head...*

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*Look at you with wings..or what wings you had left now showing wires.*
*trots over*
Lay down now I'll fix you...Zhough...I'm very curious about you now...

Laz said...

@Doc. *pulls wing away* Can we do this somewhere else? I don't want anypony to see this...yet. Please?

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*pauses*
*nods*
Very Vell...Sonic be ready to get me some medicines vhen we get back.

*A glow envelops the three ponies...then vanishes leaving only a trail of smoke.*

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*They suddenly appear in the hanger*

*shakes head*
Ugh...Nausea...Gimme a sec. Get Lazulic on the bed...

Afro Mane said...

*Stands still* What was I doing...? *notices Twilight running and screaming* Well... She went insane. Great! Serves her right... Might as well check it out. *trots toward library*

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*nods*
*floats Lazulic on the bed and lays him gently so as not to hurt your body anymore*
*trots to you*

Now....How did zhis happen? You can be honest vith me und Sonic ve have nozhing to hide.

Laz said...

@Doc.
Thank you. I don't want everypony to get all up in hooves about this. You have good eyes, these arn't very exposed. *flips the few wires hanging from his wing back in, making multiple clicks* Anyways, I was wondering if you could explain it all to me. The most damage has been done to my back hoof. *points to duct taped hoof*

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*Pauses*
...*lifts up your back hoof carefully and unwraps it*
*frowns*
Mein...Gosh...Your lucky Sonic found you...*a glow from his right hoof shines on your severely wounded hoof*
...Zhere...You'll have a limp but your hoof should make a full recovery...Now about your vings...*looks them over*...Lazulic, Have you ever...had an accident vhen you vere little...

Afro Mane said...

*Enters library, noting the smashed door* What the hay...?

Laz said...

@Doc.
*thinks for a good minute, processing his blurry memories* No, not that I remember. Why? What's wrong with my wings? They seem fine.

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
...*stays silent. As if making a desicion. looks to Sonic before looking back to you*
Lazulic...Your vings...are...mechanical...Best answer I can give you..

Laz said...

@Doc.
Oh *looks back* So it's NOT normal. *long sigh* You know, being in that laboratory gave me lots of time to think about...things. Things I can't explain. Why can't I remember where I came from? Why can't I remember what my parent's names are, or what they look like? Why can I not see anything from my past like other ponies. *long silence* Doc, do you think I have parents, or am I just crazy in a sane world?

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
...You do have parents...I'm sure you do. Your not crazy..*gives you a warm smile*
I believe we both have a purpose...zhough not ze same, I too am trying to figure out vhat I'm missing...*chuckles* You know...Sonic is mein father, even zhough ve look ze same age.

Afro Mane said...

*wanders through the woods, whistling. Dangerously close to Sonic's hangar*

Laz said...

@Doc.
But how do you know? For all I know, if somepony cut me open right not, the rest of my body would be crawling with wires! *another long sigh* I honestly don't think I have any parents. Not only can I not remember them, I can't remember anything I did as a filly. Plus the lack of a Cutie Mark doesn't help my argument. *short pause to think* What will everyone else think of me? I bet they'll see me as some sort of "freak" now...

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*smiles at you again*
Lazulic...Sonic keeps telling me zhat if zhere ist a glimmer of hope...hold it close to you. It's all you have....Laz I'm more of a freak by nature...I'm accepted for vhat I am..You'll fit in just fine...

Afro Mane said...

*trots past the hangar, oblivious to the happenings inside*

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*nods*
Yeah Laz. You'll be fine listen I'll take a look at the records over in the Equestrian Archives to see if I can find your parents.

Laz said...

@Doc.
Yes, but your an accepted freak. I'm just some random pony who crash landed and gets locked in basements. *yet another sigh* Your probably right, but, I would like to know where I came from. *light smile* Can we still search for my parents after this?

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*smiles*
Anyzhing fur a good friend Laz. Anyzhing, Und hey who cares your our friend und I vouldn't have it any ozher vay. I vas born of Sonic's past insanity..but zhose are stories fur anozher day...Sonic vill help you as vell but ve get ze fun part. Traveling across Equestria.

Laz said...

@Doc.
Thank you very much. I won't forget this. Now, I have another question. It's about my mane. *points out the singed parts of what used to be a controlled mess of a mane* This may sound silly, but will it grow back? I think it got doused in some chemicals or something...

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*laughs*
Hang on.
*lifts right hoof to tattered mane and your mane glows and a bright light covers the room blinding everything...after a few seconds the light dies out and in plave is your mane...exactly as it was before being tattered.*

Ta-Da!

Afro Mane said...

*wanders back toward the hangar, saddlebags full of apples* ...so what if I stole them? Beats paying 10 bits a peck. *looks over into hangar* Doc! L-Lazzy?! *drops saddlebags, scattering apples* Lazzy! It's been like, three days! What's up, brony?

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
*looks to Doc, then back to Afro* Oh hey, Afro. Long time no see. Listen, now isn't the best time for small talk. How about I catch up with you later? I'll try to explain where I was then.

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*nods*
That vill be fine Lazulic. Continue if you can.

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
Uh... Sure, Laz. G-go ahead. Catch ya later. *Slumps and walks out, neglecting the apples*

Laz said...

*as the black mist begins to become ever more present in his head, he begins to feel anger for no real reason. He loses his color in his eyes, and begins to thrash about, holding onto the bed with the little control he has over himself. His eyes turn a bright red, as he lets out a disembodied scream*

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*watches as you thrash about in the bed*
Sonic quick get me ze anesthesia. I'll hold him down. Schnell!
*He looks back to you and uses his magic to hold you down*
Hold On Laz...I'm vith you....

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*trots quickly to the medical cabinet and grabs the bottle full of anesthesia*
*trots back over to you both*
Just say when Doc.

Laz said...

*hyperventilates, curses in an unknown language, his eyes going a much darker red, as he lets out another large scream, his wings trying to flap, getting caught by the weight of his own body*

Afro Mane said...

*Peeks back in* Lazulic? The hay's going on?!

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
Sonic, Unscrew it und float some anesthesia over to him. Now!

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
*unscrews it*
Alright Laz, Take a break now.
*floats some Anesthisia over to you and pours it into your mouth some spilling in the process.*
Doc get him to swallow it now.

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*uses magic and forces the anesthesia down your gullet*
...

Laz said...

*quickly spits it out, curses unknown language to all ponies around him, some ancient language. He makes death threat to them all as well*

Afro Mane said...

*gallops back in to help Sonic and Doc* I got his hind legs! *grasps one, then the other*

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
*screams in pain, for his hind leg is still quite hurt. He attempts to bite at him, but still is being held by Doc's magic*

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
Verdammt! Sonic again! Afro hold him in place
*grits teeth*

Afro Mane said...

@Doc.
*braces hind legs, silently begging Lazulic not to buck him in the face*

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*floats more anesthesia over to Lazulic*
I'll get it down his throat you focus on holding him!
Come Laz! Drink it!
*pours again into your talking mouth while simultaneously using magic to force it down your throat*

Laz said...

*the drink seems to stay down, his trashing for the most part slows, but still shows his displeasure, his eyes now the color of recently drained blood. He is calmer, but still hyperventilating.*

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*Produces oxygen mask machine*
Sonic get this on him. Ve need to stop ze hyperventilation.

Afro Mane said...

@zSONICoz
I think that did it. Any idea why he snapped?

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*floats the mask over his face and turn on the machine*
Take deep breaths now Lazzy...Deep Breaths.

Laz said...

*he murmurs the word "die..." as his breathing slows and becomes calm, still angry at everyone involved*

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*trots to him*
Rest now Lazulic...
*brings his hoof down on your pressure point and holds it until you fall unconscious*
...

zSONICoz said...

@Afro Mane
*shakes his head*
None..he just started thrashing about...It's strange.

Afro Mane said...

@zSONICoz
Huh. *Lets go of Lazzy's legs*

@Doc.
How'd you do that?

Laz said...

*his eyes lose their color completely, as he falls defeated to the soft mattress*

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*turn to you*
I've studied ze anatomy of ponies. I know vhere to hit zhem to make zhem fall dead but I simply held Lazulic on his neck so he ist now unconscious.

Afro Mane said...

@Doc.
Horsecrap. Show me.

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*looks to you*
...Rest vell Lazulic,ve'll find your parents I von't stop until I do...

*turns to you both*
I'll vatch over Lazulic fur ze night...You two should get some rest...I'll let you know if anyzhing goes vrong.

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*shakes head*
Afro you vant to be on ze floor unconscious *raises eyebrow* Vell, do You?

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*turns to you*
Here Doc knock me unconscious with your move then show Afro.
Plus I"m kinda beat so yeah hit me.
*trots to his bed*

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*trots over to your bed*
Alright Afro heir take a look.
*he shows his right hoof to you*
I take mein hoof and *grabs Sonic's neck the same way he did to Lazulic after a few seconds Sonic falls unconscious*
*lifts hoof away*
See!

Afro Mane said...
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Laz said...

*in his unconscious state, he is surrounded by all the demons he had just faced. It only took a matter of time for the thoughts to be completely dispelled from his mind, as the mist had been pushed away by will power. In an odd sort of movement, he mouthed the words "thank you" as he rest on the bed for the remainder of the night*

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*turns to you*
...*he hears a faint sound only audible to him*
*pauses trying to make out what it is*
...*smiles and sends a message into your mind*

Your Velcome, Anyzhing for a good freund...now rest. You've endured much...I'll keep watch over you to see if anyzhing else happens...but for now rest.

Afro Mane said...

@Doc.
Okay. I'm impressed. Very nice, Doc. *nods*

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
Zhank you. Now you should be off unless you vish to stay heir. *produces bed for you* Stay if you vant...I'll keep watch over him. Guten Abend Afro.

*trots over to Lazulic and checks him one last time before going to his desk next to the bed*

zSONICoz said...

(And with that Being said G'night guys. See you all tomorrow.*passes out in bed*)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

She gallops past the hanger, screaming and yelling.

"THE DEAD ARE BACK! THE DEAD ARE WALKING! THEY WANT MY BRAIN MEATS! ZOMBIES ARE AFTER ME! CELESTIA HELP US! THE DEAD ARE WALKING AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!"

Afro Mane said...

@Twilight Sparkle
*shifts slightly in his sleep*

Laz said...

@Twilight Sparkle
*also shifts in his sleep*

Laz said...

*he coughed, spitting up a thick black liquid. He was still very much asleep, but his head felt as if it was going to burst. He hacked again, this time very loudly, but came up with nothing this time*

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that somethings in this world can not be explained through science or magic. Sometimes things happened that we'll never know the cause of.

I also learned that THE DEAD ARE WALKING AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT THIS TIME…or that other time… AND THEY'RE TAKING OVER PONYVILLE! I might know the origin of the outbreak: a strange pony that was lying in the middle of my house. I have no idea who he is, where he came from or how he got in, but that book you sent me three months ago came in real handy.

I hid him in my lab while I tried to get rid of any Wi- I mean, attempted to ascertain how he got inside. Before I could find any answers, however, he reanimated and has broken lose. I am currently attempting to warn everypony to the danger, but have yet to see any living faces.

I write you again to keep you up-to-date on anything I find out.

Your faithfully fleeing for her life and brain meats student,
Twilight Sparkle

Laz said...

*he reviews the happenings of yesterday in his eyes,much like a film reel in his eyelids. He woke up silently, in a sweat. He saw the many faces which he tormented, asleep as if nothing happened. He knew he could not put anypony through that ever again. He knew that wasnt him in control that night, but still felt a heavy guilt. Without hesitation he grabbed a sharp scalpel and ran out the hangar door in the direction of the Everfree Forest*

(please refrain from any quick means of finding me. Give me a little time)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

• Meanwhile, in the town square… •

"Listen up, everypony! This is very important! We're all going to play a game. A very important game. It's called 'Grab whatever you can call a weapon and everypony who doesn't look like they should or could be dead, and hide from those who look like they are or could be dead in Sweet Apple Acres' barn'! Any questions?" Not that she was about to pause and answer any as she stepped down from the podium.

She gave a wave of her hoof and pointed towards Sweet Apple Acres in a militant command.
"Let's move, ponies! If you're not in the barn in twenty minutes, you're getting locked out. And no, you can't not play. Everypony is playing. NOW MOVE IT!" Her face scrunched as she yelled across the mixed crowd of confused and uninterested ponies, but they all followed her orders, albeit at a snails pace. Except for Snails who moved at the speed of moss.

Laz said...

*he galloped past the bow ghosttown that could barley pass as Ponyville. "geeze, for such a large town, there never seems to be any ponies here" he though to himself. While he trotted, he spotted a white can of paint left over from a pony who was painting a new layer on a house. Without much thought, he grabbed the paint bucket, closed his eyes, and doused himself in the white fluid, covering his mane and tail, as well as the rest of his body in the paint. He opened his eyes, now a light blue, as he continued his run to the Everfree Forest, scalpel in mouth*

Leeky said...

(...I've (sort of)finished my celf!
...
and I have no idea how to throw myself into any of these situations *sighs and sits back in chair with a bucket of popcorn.)

Pewny said...

@Leeky
(Heh, don't worry Leeky, I had been unable to inject myself into anything for... How long is this blog up already?)

Leeky said...

@PewnyPL
(...blog up? (sorry, I'm being rather clueless again)

Pewny said...

@Leeky
(I meant how long it has been since Slots created this blog. Because I wasn't able to inject myself into anything since then)

Laz said...

(you guys can join twilight in hiding from imaginary zombies)

Leeky said...

@Leeky
(art. Sorry, though you probably knew/guessed that XD)

Leeky said...

@PewnyPL
(Then three weeks and three days.
...
That is a long time. Wait, didn't do something in your (awesome) workshop?
@Lazulic
Can't I'm afraid it'd be out of character. Looks like fun too, a fine hole I've dug myself into XD

By the way do any of you live near the cost?)

Pewny said...

@Leeky
Heh, awesome XD Not really. But yeah, there was one thing, with Haven, but it was mostly... Something that Slots started nearly specially with me in mind (after all Haven did come directly to my workshop). I meant injecting myself into anything ongoing.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

'Leisurely we trot along, trot along, trot along
Leisurely we trot along on a dark a dreary noon~'

Idly, she trots through the barren wasteland of a town, singing to herself. Not a pony, neither living nor dead was anywhere to be found, not that she wanted anypony to be around to see her rob the Ponyville electronics repair shop of its radios.


"Oh, dark clouds, the dead rising… Could thus day get any better?"

Leeky said...

@PewnyPL
(I guess, but there hasn't really been that many on-going 'plots'. That's definitely one thing I miss from Mars, on the other hand I'd probably never be here anyway so...)

Pewny said...

@Nightmare Moon
(Heh, honestly didn't expect that, but well, my as well try)
*is sleeping in his workshop, after a long night spent fixing some annoying machine, not knowing about "zombie alarm" in Ponyville*

@Leeky
(What do you mean you would never be here?)

Doc. said...

*meanwhile back at the hanger*
*slams his hoof in his desk*
Schiesse!! I've fell asleep und Lazulic left...Ugh! Vhat a failure I am can't keep track of vone pony...I've kept track of so many...*sighs*...
*looks to Sonic*
Ve better go find him.

Leeky said...

@PewnyPL
(Sorry, exaggerating XD I just have a lot to do in the next few months so if there was a big, ongoing RP it'd be a little hard to stick around.)

Pewny said...

@Leeky
(Ah, you meant that. I kinda misunderstood that.)

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*places hoof on your shoulder*
It's fine Doc. Your body still needs sleep...*nods* Yeah taking in to account his episode last night, We need to find him soon.

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
...*sighs*
True...I don't like how he reacted last night...he didn't react in anyway vhile I vas avake...Still ve need to bring him back...I remember hearing moans out zhere...

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
..You heard moans...Wait come to think of it...where is all of Ponyville? I haven't seen any of them lately...

Leeky said...

@zSONICoz
*appearing out of no were*
They swam away to do battle with the dolphin Emperor.

(yay!)

zSONICoz said...

@Leeky
*faceplants on the floor*
*muffled speech*
Guf to see you too Weeky...

Laz said...

*the "new" Lazulic, now covered head to toe in a milky white cover, hung his head as he entered the depths of Everfree. He did bot intend to go too far in, but far enough that nopony would find him. He had picked quite a few mushrooms on the way, but he knew they wouldn't last more than a week. While searching around, he found a small cave next to a small watering hole, the cave's interior being about as big as a large boulder. He set his mushrooms down in a corner, along with his scalpel he had grabbed before he left, being meant to protect himself from the monsters that lie inside Everfree. He sighed. Lazulic had walked a good long while, and he wanted some rest. He gulped down a mushroom as he lay up against the cold wall. "Everyone will be fine now. I can't harm them now..."

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*laughs at you*
Guten Tag Leeky!
It's gut to see you again.

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*gets up and shakes his head*
Hate it when Ponies do that!
*sigh*
Hey Leeky, Anyway we're about to head out so if you wanna come be our guest.

Leeky said...

@Doc.
Of course it is! By the way we still haven't defeated the trees yet. It's so boring waiting around-oh, do you want an eye?

Leeky said...

@zSONICoz
Where ya goin?

zSONICoz said...

@Leeky
We're going to find our new friend Lazulic, He must've ran off after his little episode last night...

Doc. said...

@Leeky
Vell zhey'll be killed soon enough anyvay..*pauses at your question*
Um..No zhanks..I have plenty.

Leeky said...

@zSONICoz
Why did it runaway?

zSONICoz said...

@Leeky
HE, Leeky The pony is a HE, Just like you are Female...Or whatever you deem yourself yeah...Anyway Doc what should we bring?

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*floats over a bottle of anesthesia*
Ve're going to need zhis...I have zhat feeling.
*ponders*
Vith all zhis Emptyness around I vouldn't be surprised if a few monsters from Everfree vere to get out...Let's bring ze guns..do ve have any guns? I don't remember us having any since ze mansion burned down.

Leeky said...

@Doc.
*shrugs* Ok *stares at the eye for a bit*hmm...*takes a bite out of it* Tastes funny. So is anyone else going to defeat the trees? No fair! That's my destiny!

Leeky said...

@Doc.
...
The mansion burned down?

zSONICoz said...

@Leeky
..Oh Dear...Excuse me while I go vomit over there..*gallops out side and loses his lunch*

Laz said...

*He found out that, while he was tired, he couldn't get himself to sleep. He started to sketch some odd patterns on the wall with rocks, making white imprints. Soon enough, the whole wall was covered in his primal writing, as he was taken aback by what he just wrote. He gripped his head, hearing many of the same voices he had heard during his "episode". He banged his head against the rock. "GET. OUT." He yelled, now grasping his scalpel. "I DON"T WANT TO KILL ANYPONY! LEAVE ME ALONE!" At that, he shut his eyes as he cut the side of his eye with the scalpel. He continued, making many mark around his right eye, before he finally quit. He could not open his right eye anymore, even though no strokes made themselves in his eye, he had struck vertically up and down, leaving 3 bloody opening above and below his eye, much like a Manticore had scratched it. He lay down, throwing the scalpel far across the small cave, as he wiped he blood now making its way to his pupil. His eyes were now a dark purple, as he lay down and cried, the only tears coming from his left eye, while his right only dripped of blood*

Doc. said...

@Leeky
*nods*
Ja, It's gone really, So yeah, I don't know if ve have anyzhing left from zhere. I'm sure you vere gone vhen zhat happened.

Leeky said...

@Doc.
*falls silent*
I su-guess...
*brightens* so are we going to see the runaway thing?

Doc. said...

@Leeky
*nods*
As soon as Sonic gets back.
*taps hoof lightly*

Leeky said...

@Doc.
Hmm, everypony's away from Ponyville right?

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*Comes back*
Now I remember why I never look back to my past. It's things like that and a couple other things.
*looks to Doc*
I stockpiled a few after the Mansion burned down.
*trots to his bed and pushes something.
The floor near Doc's hooves open up bringing up a rack of weapons*

Grab what you need. *takes a rifle and an ample supply of ammo*
Doc use this.
*tosses an odd-looking gun*
It's so you can use the anesthesia and stun things like Laz. We'll bring him back.

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*catches odd-looking gun*
*looks it over*
...Seem over-engineered..but it vill do for now.

Leeky said...

*puts on moustache*

zSONICoz said...

@Leeky
*shakes head*
Come on let's go.
Maybe we'll find some clues as to where he went.
*trots towards Ponyville*

Leeky said...

@zSONICoz
* follows* So you're sure there's nopony out there?

zSONICoz said...

@Leeky
*looks to you*
I'm pretty sure since I haven't seen anypony since we got back from Manehatten.

Laz said...

*He spring up, hitting his already aching head on the ceiling. He gripped his head, lying in a fetal position, massaging it at he sung to himself*

♪No one truly has the answers
Every day
I struggle through in once more
Keep things bottled up
Never speaking my mind
Misinterpreted
I'm doing just fine

Every day I
Put a brave face on
Serves me well
Feeling helpless
Facing it alone
Hard to tell
That I
Can't change who I am
How I feel
There's no end

I have done
What you asked of me
Leaves me nothing to live for♪

Singing to himself always seemed to calm his nerves, as he sat up to get a drink. He could still only see out his left eye, the scars on his right eye now a dark black. He took a sip of water, then went back down to his now cave home, and once again attempted to sleep*

Afro Mane said...

*slowly, but surely wakes up after all the commotion* Uh... Doc? *looks over to the table. Everything is there, sans Lazulic* Huh...? *eyes widen* Oh, crap. *jumps out of bed* Sonic! Doc! Lazzy's gone!

Leeky said...

@zSONICoz
...Ya know, I'd rather not risk it *backs away* I'll try and find some other way. *pops what's left of the eyes in her mouth, give a salute, and zips off out of sight*

(Sorry, but my head's attempting to murder me so I'm going to try and get some sleep. Yeah, bad planning skills, hehe. Night y'all!)

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*hears you just as he begins to trot out*
Afro! Quick ve're going to look fur Laz grab a rifle und a stun gun..no telling vhat vaits fur us.

Afro Mane said...

@Doc.
Alright, just hold on! *gallops over to gun footlocker, and grabs a rifle and stun gun* Alright, let's go! *gallops after Doc*

zSONICoz said...

@Leeky
*shivers a bit*
*returns salute*
Alright then.
*turns back to Hanger*
DOC! Hurry up!

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*trots towards you*
Ja,Ja, I know I vas just informing Afro vhat happened.

zSONICoz said...
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Afro Mane said...

@zSONICoz
*gallops up and salutes* Private Afro Mane reporting!

Laz said...

*soon realizing he could not sleep, he looked up and,for the first time, went to examine his body. At his reflection in the pool of water, he was surprised to find he looked much like a young mare. Aside from the many scars around is right eye, his whole body was a pasty white color. He rather liked the look of himself, but the sliver of happiness soon faded as he wallowed back into his pit of despair. The voices were once again ringing inside himself. He shut his left eye and began to concentrate on happy things. Things that made him feel really appreciated.*

*He could not think of any. The black mist from hell had made its way back inside of him, and began to change his entire thought process. Soon enough, he had no control over himself, as he became slowly but evidently more angry. He wrote over his sketching he made earlier with many grim drawings. Not only had he sketched on the walls, but his separate persona had grabbed hold of the scalpel again, carving many ancient word out of the skin on his right side. The torment only lasted mere minutes, as he became more in control, the scalpel in his hoof covered in blood. HIS blood. The last thoughts he had before he passed out was "at least I am harming myself, nopony else should ever be subject to this..."*

zSONICoz said...

@Afro Mane
*salutes back*
Good. Now let's find Laz. Can you guys see anything out of the ordinary?

zSONICoz said...

(Gotta GO)

Laz said...

@zSONICoz
(mmmmmkay. I might just write one more paragraph then it will be a waiting game...)

Afro Mane said...

@zSONICoz
...Nothing out of the ordinary, besides the entire town being empty.

Laz said...

*he rolled onto his bad side, keeping the warmth of open wound (which there were many) in contact with the ground. His right side felt as if it was on fire, as he picked at the many etchings he had carved in his side. "I'm a monster...nopony in their right minds would do this to themselves" he convinced himself. The ground was well covered in blood, as he stare at the wall , lying on open wounds, his left side still perfectly normal to the naked eye. He spread himself out as he stare blankly into the darkness, blood still spurting out at set intervals. He shut his eyes, and yet again wept, only with his left eye.*

CC said...

*Whisps around within Lazulic...*

Laz said...

@CCZeroFire
(you will be ignored for the moment, come back when they find me mkay?)

Afro Mane said...

(Anyone home?)

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
(Yes, but I am starting some work, i'll be back in a little)

CC said...

@Lazulic
(Of course! I will just be here inside of you then, apparently causing you to go insane...)

Afro Mane said...

(Fine, leave me with the Dead One.)

Laz said...

@CCZeroFire
(Yes, you do quite a good job too...)

Laz said...

(back. feel free to continue at any time)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(IF only Sonic were here...)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ Are they gone? Did they die? Did someone save my book? ]

Laz said...

@Twilight Sparkle
(I think the zombies got 'em...)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Lazulic
[ You should know, being a zombie. ]

Laz said...

@Twilight Sparkle
(y'know, for such a cute unicorn, i'd think you'd be smarter then to think I could ever want to eat anybody. I'm no Pinkamena)

Afro Mane said...

@Twilight Sparkle
(Not zombie, possessed cyborg. I'm still a pony!)

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
(What did i tell Usur about calling me a cyborg? You can call me possessed, that i'm guilty of however...

CC said...

(And I'm--- Well, some sort of multi-present evil conscience separated from my actual body while my actual self travels through the tundra with Slots to my hometown. ...Woo.)

Afro Mane said...

(This RP stopped making sense as soon as we got on Mars.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Lazulic
[ Watch what you say. She's probably lurking, watching us all while she sharpens her knife... ]

Pewny said...

@Afro Mane
(So, you say it NEVER made sense then? I can only say one thing to that: "No shit Sherlock")

Laz said...

@Twilight Sparkle
(Nah. Besides, i'll protect you, don't worry...)

Pewny said...

@Lazulic
(Hey Lazulic, hitting on Twi now? I'm not sure she would go out with you. Not with how she thought you were a zombie, and kinda the fact you are a possesed android, form what we can see)

Afro Mane said...

@PewnyPL
(We progressed from [Comedy], to [Grimlight], then [Progressively Grimdark], then back to [Comedy] after we got off Mars, keeping [Random] all along. Yes, I just spoke in EQD tags.)

Laz said...

@PewnyPL
(There's that type of word again! I am not an android, I just have some wing implants, no biggie. Besides I think it helps. And whats the harm in a little flirting? It never killed anyone...yet)

CC said...

@Lazulic
Isn't Cyborg probably the best word though? By definition "a cyborg is a being with both biological and artificial (e.g. electronic, mechanical or robotic) parts"...

Lazulic apparently has some biologic tendency to him, with the ability to bleed, to "lose conciousness", etc. Though, he is also quite apparently slightly robotic.

Based on your character's story of being from a wealthy family who lives on the ground, I'd be willing to bet maybe Lazulic got in an accident when he was reeeaaalll little... Foal Lazulic fell off a cloud, damaged almost his entire body, family managed to replace with prosthetic parts, etc.... ...Well that's my idea anyway.

@Afro Mane
Pft, we're practically every tag.

Pewny said...

@Afro Mane
(I blame Grimlight on Twilight and... Was it Sonic? I don't remember who brought those raiders there, I just know Twi was first to shoot)

@Lazulic
(Well true, you did bleed etc, but seems there is more than just wings, right? I mean, there seemed like there was a lot of wires in your broken hoof, and it didn't bleed)

Laz said...

@CCZeroFire
(I know it's probably the correct term, but I just don't really like being called one. It's like calling someone a retard. Yes, it's the correct term, but they probably don't like to be called that. Catch my drift?)

Laz said...

@PewnyPL
(True, but I think that part of the story might have been accidentally been played off by the Doc. I think it is now just a normal hoof now, nothing mechanical. Wadda you gonna do?)

CC said...

@Lazulic
(Not that anything was ever consistent here.)

Pewny said...

@Lazulic
(Played out by the Doc? How?)

Laz said...

@PewnyPL
(Copy+paste
...*lifts up your back hoof carefully and unwraps it*
*frowns*
Mein...Gosh...Your lucky Sonic found you...*a glow from his right hoof shines on your severely wounded hoof*
...Zhere...You'll have a limp but your hoof should make a full recovery...Now about your vings...*looks them over*...Lazulic, Have you ever...had an accident vhen you vere little...
I think it was seen as a normal hoof, but i don't really mind.)

Afro Mane said...

@CCZeroFire
(We know not of your "consistancies".)

Pewny said...

@Lazulic
(It's Doc, he saw so much "shit" (so to speak) in his life, he may just have ignored that fact. Or he didn't notice. But then agian, it's your character, so do whatever you want now)

Laz said...

@PewnyPL
(I said it was the bigger than the wing wires. How he would have played that off and not the wings would be kinda odd. I think we can just ignore the wires in the hoof, that never happened, ok? it just bled)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Lazulic; PewnyPL
[ Ummm... I think I need Royal supervision... ]

Pewny said...

@Lazulic
(Alright then, we can ignore what was said earlier, and go with Doc's way. And that leaves us with 2 possibilities, either something happened to you in your childhood that rendered your wings unusable, OR you were born an earth pony in a pegasi family and they tried to make you a pegasi)

Laz said...

@PewnyPL
(We'll see, if we can even find my parents... o.o)

Pewny said...

@Lazulic
(Yeah, if we find them. And then I will know if I'm the only pegasus here, or is there also you, but with re-made wings after some accident)

Laz said...

(Well, if you people don't mind, I think i'm going to write another paragraph thingy that I seem to do often...)

Laz said...

*he woke up on the other side of the cave, and it seems as if he had crawled there, for there was a small trail of blood that seemed to flow across cave floor to his body, all coming from the wide-ranging pile he laid in the night before. His eyes were now a bright yellow, as he got up and and eased his head to the right. As he lift up his wing, which gave a little mechanical sound upon being raised, he noticed that the mostly dried remains of the incisions he had made earlier had brought out a number of symbols, many he did not know what they said, but knew what they were of. They seemed like some sort of hieroglyphics, some that he though crazy that anypony would ever think of. He meandered outside, noticing that it was still dark out, though the moon made the night seem much more inviting. He dipped the tip his wing in the water, surprised to see that the paint washed right off. "What was that paint doing? This could clearly not protect a house, even in a little drizzle," He dipped his other wing in his personal pool of water, leaving those tips the only part of his body that sported his old maroon color. He took a small sip and walked back into his cave, now examining the hieroglyphics on the wall with much more interest.*

Laz said...

(I believe I deciphered eye colors. They come as followed:
Green: Regular
Red: Angry (duh)
Yellow: Curious...?
Blue/Purple: Sad
That is all)

Afro Mane said...

*yells over his shoulder as he gallops off into the Everfree Forest* I'll go on ahead! You guys think of a plan. *Begins to think to self* I wonder what made him snap like that? He didn't look too bad...

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
(Yeah, like THIS is going to end well XD)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(Silence, you.)
*wanders and ponders* This isn't like Lazzy... He's a nice colt, at least from what I've seen.

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
(No, please, continue)

CC said...

*ahahahaha....*

Laz said...

@CCZeroFire
(your help will not be needed when he gets here. I already have a plan. If you are needed, I will call you)

CC said...

@Lazulic
(Oh, don't mind me, just laughing evilly. :P)

Laz said...

(unfortunately, while I would love to stick around, I have a math test tomorrow and need my sleep. For the meanwhile, talk to this recreation of myself that I made into a puppet!)

*places cheaply made puppet of himself on a wooden stool, as it slumps over and falls off*

Afro Mane said...

(well, I'm going to bed anyway. We'll make your evil plan happen tomorrow.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Alone she stands. A pony against the world. A world of Zomponies.

All she has in the battle against the undead is a surprisingly bottomless library of books that are mostly soft-cover romance novels, a horn... and I guess three friends or something. Or did they die and rise again as zomponies? Was anypony even keeping track of them? I mean, no pony's seen Dash since the dragon moved to outside-of-town and Rarity hasn't come out of her shop since she was surgically removed from Twilight's side. Hoowhee, that was a strange week, what with Twilight, Rarity and Spike becoming fused at the hip. But then it turns out there was a headless pony walking around with dragon legs for a tail. So somepony killed it and Rarity sewed the bits to us, but I think Spike's legs got put-on backwards and now he always looks like he's running away in reverse.

What was I talking about? Oh, right. And then Celestia had the party over-run with clowns, but everypony hates clowns and they scared away my friends, or at least I told her they were my friends, but really they were just some slobs I found rolling around in the garbage dump and followed me home, but I figured that maybe I could use them to get something out of the evil witch, but then she said I had to have a party to celebrate finally finding some friends and that if I ever brought home another one, I'd have to either move out or put one down.


"Wha-what the hay just happened!? And what was with that expose? AND WHERE ARE THOSE TOWN PONIES WITH MY WEAPONS!? Seriously, it's been, what, two minutes already? I should've seen somepony by now!"

Rarity said...

@Twilight Sparkle
Yea, I'm alright, it's just, I can't figure out how to open this door thingy. I mean, it's all round and smooth and my hooves are all flat and not smooth and I can't get it to open. I mean, who makes these kinds of things? It's not like we have hands or anything.

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
(it wasn't evil. That is, unless you want it to be...)

Laz said...

*he grasped the scalpel, already drenched in dry blood, as he was resisting to use it, but his hate was again getting the better of him. He slashed a line between his right and left side, letting out a scream while doing so. He had separated the two sides of his body with a thin but painful cut, as if separating heaven and hell.*

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(It's your plan. Make it as evil ad ya want.)

Pewny said...

@Lazulic
(Dude, seriously, could you stop freaking cutting yourself? You ever thought there may be people that, well, just don't want to hear anything about someone cutting themselves for personal reasons?)

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