Sunday, September 18, 2011
Welcome to the Sitcom Mansion!
Hello everypony to the new Roleplay location for all things Roleplay! This is The Sitcom Mansion, a place where random things can happen, and whatever wants to, will do! This is now our new home! I have some things to state though, after the page break, please read!!
Alright, so now that it seems all of us are here now, I have some things to say, more so, a few guidelines for the blog as of now, which are as follows::
1. From now on, there is to be no arguing about things that happen and pass RP wise. Our role play grew on the foundations of randomness and whatever our combined minds would make. So if one pony decides to do something completely unexpected, please do not get upset. It’s alright to have plans (since we all do it as well) but if it conflicts with your, do not get upset, discuss it, like gentle colts and mares I know you all are. And if the problem persist, bring it up to me and I’ll see what I can do on both fronts. Just no more bickering and arguing; were all friends here, and I don’t want what happened again.
2. There is to be no clopping anymore. I don’t think I need to worry much on this, we all seem to despise it, so yeah, just putting it up here.
3. Abilities of ponies (magic, strength or otherwise) are to now have limits to themselves. Unless otherwise givin that power by some benevolent powerful force like an Alicorn, or given it by perhaps by experiments and such, or even if it has been established that you really are just that powerful, do not make yourself to be able to do abilities that even Twilight Sparkle herself wouldn’t be able to properly do.. This doesn’t mean you need to make yourself weak though, just…limit it. Follow my example: I may be a Earth Pony who’s ability is pure Luck, but Im a total klutz, and am only Lucky half, or even little more of the time. As a unicorn, perhaps let yourself get tired if you exert your magic to a more powerful spell, or perhaps make it fluke out sometimes! Just make it more fun for us all instead of making yourself a mini Princess Celestia! *laughs*
4. To get us all more involved in the blog as a community as one pony called it, from now on, I’m going to be asking for picture suggestions for new blog posts as we cap. These pictures can be whatever you may think would be nice for the top. It can be be whatever, but I would suggest ponies over all! Also, will be doing random clip of the week as well as random pic of the week too, which will be linked on the side.. This is to just get us together more, and to have some fun to see what we all like. Ill be picking randomly always, but you all will get your chance to be up there (and Ill list your name too, to make sure we know who provided it) , even if it does take awhile. It’s just for fun, ponies, nothing more!
5..Retconning (aka God Modding) will be extremely minimal. I don’t really care for the ability or power of such, and will not be using it, probably only to clean up things like when you all delete messages you’ve double posted or such.. So do not expect me to really abolish anything, since anything is to be allowed from now on.
6. HAVE FUN PONIES!! Remember, this is all just for silly role playing fun, nothing more! I know we’ve all made so much more out of the things we’ve randomly have made, but follow Nightmare Moon’s example of her bucket powered Tricycle, it’s is okay to be silly! We’re all here for fun, and that should be held highest the most!
Okay, I know a long post, but I needed to say it all. Please try to follow these guidelines from now on, so we can get back to what we all do best; having such a good time! Thanks everypony!!
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«Oldest ‹Older 4801 – 5000 of 5000 Newer› Newest»*Meanwhile in the Desert of Isolation, The Traveler is now a 2 hours into the desert wary of his surroundings even though there is nothing to be wary of. The grounds then shakes for a bit barely noticeable to the average pony but to this traveler his ears perk up and he takes a battle stance. He looks around with his eyes the only thing about him you can make out. The eyes seem to have absolutely no color pigment, the only thing about them is they're gray a washed out dull colored gray. He looks around the dunes once more before turning back to the direction he was walking in.*
*He speaks again*
"...The lands of isolation are not always what they seem. Though the name says isolation the land is inhabited by creatures left in peace, allowed to grow without fear of being hunted. Though enormous in size I pursue my goal once more..."
*He begins walking the dunes once more the dunes appear to almost move with the calling of the winds. The traveler continues to be on guard for any movement.
@Doc.
*He trots back to them*
Oh, good Doc...I heard what happened over the radio. I was trying to rewire another radio in hopes of finding you, but guess you beat me to the punch.
@zSONICoz
*snore*
@PewnyPL
*laughs*
Looks like you forgot zhat Pewny vas here.
Anyway Laz you didn't answer mein question. Vould like zhem?
@Doc.
*flushed look*
...Darnit.
@Lazulic
*nods*
Alright I'll get to vork now, do vhat you vish now vhile I put ze finishing touches. You should try to relax now.
*walks to couch and rests*
@???
*Amongst the dunes and a little ways underground lies Death Scissors. A vicious monster capable of swallowing ponies or small morsels he considers to be Hors d'oeuvres. Death Scissors is awakened by small footfalls that he instantly recognizes as steps...He growls in amusement at this since it's been weeks since he has had a meal. He begins to burrow out of his underground cavern and towards the surface hungry.
*joins Laz* You okay, brony?
*zzzzzzzzz*
@Death Scissors
*The ground begins to tremble once more as the traveler stops. This time the ground shakes more violently then the last couple of times. He flips back his cloak and reveals a scabbard with a ribbon of silver woven with care around it the scabbard itself is made of gold and silver mixed together, crafted by extreme care. The Traveler prepares himself as he with his right hoof unsheathes his sword a little exposing a fraction of his sword. He begins to stand without effort on his hind legs and takes his stance once more as the tremors grow stronger.
...
@???
*He feels the steps stop, but that doesn't faze him as he already knows where the Traveler is. He comes closer to the spot and gains speed until Finally...*
*Burst out of the dune right in front of the Traveler*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
@Lazulic
Well, he's out. *gets up to find Sonic* Sonic?!
@Afro Mane
*calls out*
Over here Afro!
@Death Scissors
*The Traveler with Lighting speed unsheathes his sword fully his cloak still attached to him he swings his sword mightily at Death Scissors. The two beings meet with a Giant *TWANG!!!* As the sword of the Traveler connects with the hungry jaws of Death Scissors, The sound breaks the silence of the desert. The Traveler breaks free of the engagement and breaks into a gallop towards the Direction he has been walking. He holds the sword in his mouth while galloping looking back towards Death Scissors. *
*thinks*
A Formidable Opponent indeed...I cannot defeat him with brute strength alone. Our speed is equally matched I may have to catch this beast off-guard before I can deliver a fatal blow with the Blade of Fury. A weak point I shall try is the underbelly of the beast for that is my best bet. Now getting it to expose the underbelly that is an entirely different task, one that must be dealt with carefully or I could never walk out of here.
@zSONICoz
*trots over* I gotta talk to somepony.
@Afro Mane
*nods*
That's fine Afro, I got nothing to do anyway. Works been slow lately since no news about anything has arrived at HQ. Anyway, What's on your mind?
@???
*Death Scissors Hisses with delight at the sight of you running away. He does, however, not allow you to simply run away while he starves oh no. He gives chase and keeps up with you with ease and occasionally, jumps out from the dunes to intimidate you. All of a sudden the Traveler stops once again but you don't really care as the chase is over and you'll eat once again. Diving towards the Traveler you show your jaws again.*
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
@zSONICoz
Just... If Doc hadn't sprang into action, what sick things she would have done to us... Blood to lemonade, head shrunk to the size of a hayseed, 6 legs, Laz's head on my body... *shivers*
*shifts nervously in his sleep, mumbling something, only one word can be made out from it* ......... Aura ......
@Afro Mane
*nods*
Yes indeed, That would have been horrible and yet here I am useless as ever. *sigh* I can't think straight really.
@Death Scissors
*The Traveler watches intently as you dive towards him and as soon as you get within a mere 10 feet of him he moves to the right and jumps at your left front leg and swings his sword bringing it down hard on your leg. The sword connects with your leg, severing it very badly. Death Scissors roars with agony as he falls on the ground with a massive *THUD!!!* Death Scissors looks to you and roars out at you with anger and frustration. You stand almost taking pity on the creature but you must be on your way so you gallop around the back and hopefully kill the creature putting it out of it's misery.*
@PewnyPL
*after a few more whiles of sleep he wakes up. He shakes his head to shake the dream away and looks around, noticing he is in the hangar. He gets up from the floor and walks outside, still shaking a bit, some samage from his workshop falling on him still giving him pain. He sits on the grass and looks into the sky*
@PewnyPL
*yawns as he gets up from the couch. He is still tired, and his body is aching all over. He exits to find you looking up, and looks up as well*
Whacha looking at?
@Lazulic
*still looks into the sky, absent minded, not noticing you at all*
@PewnyPL
*notices you're unphased, and proceeds to try to topple you over*
@Lazulic
*gets toppled. He shakes his head and looks around noticing you* Oh...... Hi... Lazulic was it?
@PewnyPL
Uh, yeah, sorry. You kinda went weird. Whatcha lookin at?
@Lazulic
Heheh... Kinda I did, sorry. And I wasn't really looking at anything. I just got lost in thoughts
@PewnyPL
Thoughts, huh? What kinda thoughts? Bad or good?
@Lazulic
I would say good... I was thinking of someone...
@PewnyPL
Someone? Hmmm, that doesn't quite narrow it down. Anyone I know?
@Lazulic
*shakes head* No... She left before you came to Ponyville.
@PewnyPL
She? *pauses* Ohhhh, it's like that thinking. Didja have a thing?
@Lazulic
*laughs* Yeah, we had *shows his left hoof to you*
@PewnyPL
Ah. *pauses again* Not to sound nosy, but why do you still have it if she's not here anymore?
@Lazulic
*sighs* I think you misunderstood me. She neither left me nor passed away. Before we met she was Luna's personal guard. Few weeks ago she got a message from the princess and she went with her on some royal business abroad.
@PewnyPL
Is she comin back?
@Lazulic
She is, after they return finally... It's just that it was over a month now, and I didn't get any messages form her lately... I miss her... And I'm worried...
@PewnyPL
Did they say where they were goin?
@Lazulic
To be honest... I don't really remember...
@PewnyPL
Hmmmm. Anyway I can help? I'm kinda bored anyways.
@Lazulic
*thinks* Nah... I don't think you can help me really...... *looks closer to you* Heeeeey... I thought you were a pegasus.
@PewnyPL
Uh, I was. But, I guess they flew away or something.
*tries to flap wings, a few sparks shoot out of where they should be*
@Lazulic
*sees the sparks* Uhh... I know that your wings weren't... real, but still, what happened to them?
@PewnyPL
*shrugs* Who knows? I'm getting them replaced anyways, not a big deal.
@Lazulic
......... Something happened to you and you don't know what? Well, at least you will get them back, but still...
@PewnyPL
I'm fine, don't worry. They're useless without me anyways...
@Lazulic
THEY are useless without you? You worry about those wings? If I were in your place I would worry about myself. You are a pegasi damnit, shouldn't you be like, thinking at the moment that it's you who is useless without his wings?
@PewnyPL
I'm NOT a Pegasus. At least, i'm not supposed to be...
@Lazulic
Hmmmm... True, you are not... Althought, how long did you have those wings?
@PewnyPL
Since I was 2? I can't honestly remember...
@Lazulic
Two years old? Then I would think you already would have a mindset most pegasi have. That not having wings is like not having your leg.
@Lazulic
*happens upon the scene* Hey Laz, Pewney. Sup?
@PewnyPL
Well, it's not like I fly everywhere. They're just for when I want them. I can live walking everywhere. That's what I was made to do, right?
@Lazulic
Hmmmmmm...... Well, to be honest, I don't really know anything about you... Sorry for being like that.
@Afro Mane
Hey Afro.
@PewnyPL
What's up?
@Afro Mane
Nothing. Just sittin' here and talking with Lazulic.
@PewnyPL
'Bout what?
@Afro Mane
You could say that about life. And his wings.
In the distance you all can hear rumbling as sound penetrates the silence of the hangers soft, quiet, & laid-back style of life.
@PewnyPL
Wings?
What the hay?
@Afro Mane
Look at him Afro, you will notice something missing.
@Lazulic
What's the matter?
@PewnyPL
That noise, you can't say you didn't hear that!
@Anonymous
*Is awoken from his nap at the sounds outside the hanger and grabs his binoculars and goes outside and trots up the hill quickly without saying a word to any of you.*
@zSONICoz
Hey, hey wait up!
*starts to trot behind you*
@Lazulic
Yeah, I heard it. So? I heard stranger things here.
@zSONICoz
*catches a glimpse of you but ignores*
@Lazulic
*Doesn't wait for you at all and silently to himself*
cookie.
@PewnyPL
I know, I was there. I watched 'em get chopped off. Just, what about 'em?
@zSONICoz
*appears beside you*
You rang?
@Doc.
*walks faster up the hill and only says*
Come Doc....
@zSONICoz
*puzzled but only shrugs as he floats up the hill with you*
@Lazulic
*shakes head as you leave*
@Afro Mane
... CHOPPED OFF? What happened when I was asleep?
@Doc.
Slow......down...
*They both reach the top of the hill and Sonic looks through the binoculars towards the sounds he heard.*
...
@zSONICoz
*puzzled*
Sonic if all you brought me up heir fur ist to be on top of ein hill zhen I must get back to vork.
@Doc.
*Without turning to you*
Look towards the outskirts of Canterlot Doc.
*finally catches up to you two*
Hey *huff* what the *puff* deal? *falls over on his face*
@Lazulic
*Turns to you*
*chuckles a little*
Sorry Laz. *produces a yellow orb and throws it into your body giving you a burst of energy*
Now *turns to where Sonic instructed*
I don't se- *is cut off as he sees the sight*
Hmm....I see is it zhem?
@Doc.
*finally puts down binoculars*
Yeah it's both of them actually.
@zSONICoz
*nods*
I see, I take it I won't see you for a few days then. Shall I transport you there?
@PewnyPL
Laz, Doc and I were abducted by an alicorn named Seraphic, who was going to use us for science. In which, another alicorn chopped off Laz's wings. But, Doc saved the day.
@Doc.
*nods* Give me a sec to get a few things then I'll be on my way.
*Turns to Laz*
Laz, I'm gonna be gone for a few days on some business In Canterlot Doc will be here to look things over while I'm gone feel free to stay at the hanger.
@Afro Mane
... Science? You mean that one broadcast I heard before falling asleep? The one about lemonade? Seriously, and then he got his wings just... chopped off like that? Ugh *shivers*
@zSONICoz
Mphm. *he was more awake, but he rather like the ground,so his face stayed there*
@Lazulic
*nods*
Alright,
*Trots away towards the hanger and passes Pewny and Afro and stops*
Pewny, Afro I'm going to Canterlot on business I should be back in a few days Doc'll be here for anything.
@zSONICoz
More buisness? Wanna give us the lowdown?
@zSONICoz
*nods* Sure thing Sonic. See ya when you get back.
@Afro Mane
*shakes head*
Not this time it's urgent so I must be off now.
@PewnyPL
*nods*
Alright I'll see you guys in a few days.
*Trots into hanger and grabs his sword and puts on his uniform and quickly trots back up the hill*
Doc Let's get moving to Canterlot.
*shakes head* Always something...
@zSONICoz
*As they leave a lone Pony stands beside a tree near where Pewny & Afro sit watching them.*
@zSONICoz
*A little while later*
Sonic ist *BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!* Ist zhere anyzhing you need *KRA-KROOM!KRA-BOOM!* Anyzhing I can get you before I leave?!
@zSONICoz
*after Sonic leaves, he once more looks into the sky* Aura... wherever you are, please, be safe... *stands up and trots into the hangar*
@???
(Never a dull moment...)
Hey, Pewney, I'mma step out real quick.
@Afro Mane
Alright then.
(Dude, where do you get that second e in my name from?)
@Doc.
NO!*RAT-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA*
*gets up from the ground after taking cover*
You should go, rest for the night Ok Doc I'll call should I need anything!!
@zSONICoz
*nods*
Alrigh-*WWWWWWWHHHHIIIIIIIIRRRRR!!!*
*looks to you unsure of the situation but Teleports away*
@Afro Mane
*Shifts slightly behind the tree as you talk*
@PewnyPL
*gets to the place he fell asleep in earlier and lies down* I hope that brief talk outside will be enough to calm down my dreams... *closes his eyes, starting to doze off again*
(Yeah, he had a bad dream, woke up, and needed some fresh air to calm down. Now he is back to sleep...... So am I, 5AM in a few minutes...... See you tomorrow everyone)
*finally picks his head up from the ground, and heads down the hill, seeing only Afro remains*
Hey, where'd Pewny go?
@PewnyPL
(My inability to remember your name.)
*trots out hangar door, taking a deep breath*
@Afro Mane
*The figure seemingly cloaked studies you both watching closely*
@Lazulic
*looks up at Lazulic* Huh? Think he went to bed.
@Afro Mane
Lame *laughs* Well i'm wide awake. What do you wanna do?
@Lazulic
*trots over* I don't care.
@Afro Mane
*devilish smile* Does Doc have anything we can use?
@Lazulic
*the same devilish smirk creeps along his face* Let's go find out... *begins to trots toward the hangar*
@Afro Mane
Lead the way *follows you*
(I'll I'm saying it you two are either brave or really foalish. XD
Doc there all yours.)
@zSONICoz
(We prefer brave)
@Lazulic
(And I preffer IDIOTS!
And now really off with me... in a bad mood since my phone BROKE AGAIN...)
@zSONICoz
(*grins* Vith Pleasure.
Come mein children to carnival house of Horror. *laughs*)
@Doc.
*trots in* Doc! We're bored!
@Afro Mane
*turns to face you both*
I see your bored, but to cure boredom you vant fun correct?
So vhat do you two need in order to not be bored?
@Doc.
Wadda ya got?
@Doc.
(You can do whatever just don't use my sleeping body in it. If you do I won't wait for Aura and I will personally make cupcakes out of all of you.
And yeah, I know, I'm bad at going to sleep, okay?)
@Lazulic
*ponders*
Vell I vas going to dip one of mein old rivals into a vat of acid und if he ist still alive zhen I'll feed him to mein Dragon, But I guess I can spare a few zhings for you. Let me see....Ah! *rummages through things*
@PewnyPL
(He won't Pewny I'll make sure he won't now, do yourself a favor and GO THE F**K TO BREAD! XD)
@Doc.
*watches in excitement*
@PewnyPL
[ Hush now, quiet now
It's time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to go to bed... ]
@Doc.
Lasers. Lasers would be awesome. Oh, and FIRE!
@Afro Mane
*disappointed with his prospects*
...Zhis ist just pazhetic...TNT,und glue...Vhere are mein nuclear bombs und zhose slaves I vas going to skin later but now need to give avay....*checks again*
AH-HA! Flint und Steel from some blocky pony...und....Ah yes zhat Lasar gun from Mars.
@Doc.
*shrugs* It'll do. We got a laser gun, fire, AND TNT! A little extra. *turns to Laz* Sound good?
@Afro Mane
Sounds great. LETS BLOW SHIZ UP!
@Lazulic
WOO! *brohoof*
[ Please! Subjects! We request thou stop this violence at once! ...Please? ]
@Luna
*Hears shouting in the distance* Huh?
*laughs*
Alright take anyzhing you like from all zhis junk. I'll be here if you need-
*pauses*
Vait...*floats a book over and opens it*
...
*reads something but mumbles it*
...
@Doc.
*cranes neck* Eh?
(*yawn* Alright guys I gotta go I'm about to nod off. XD Anyway see y'all tomorrow.)
@Afro Mane
*reads but this time out loud*
"I can see what you see not. Vision milky, then eyes rot. When you turn they will be gone, Whispering their hidden song. Then you see what cannot be, Shadows move where light should be. Out of darkness, out of mind, Cast down into the Halls of the Blind."
I must go now...*teleports away*
@zSONICoz
(Night Sonic! Night everyone else!)
@Luna
[ Ugh, why do we bother... ]
*Kzzt* Ice? *Kzzt* ICE! Are you there!? *Kzzt* Cuddit! PICK UP YOU WORTHLESS EXCUSE FOR A-*Kzzt*
*Sniff sniff.* Hm...
*Kzzt* Ice!? ICE!? CUDDIT! ICE! PICK UP YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A-*Kzzt*
Ice, you better answer. You know you can't ignore Surge forever.
(Hello?)
@Afro Mane
[ HELLO. THINE PRINCESS IS TRYING THIS... 'DAY TIME' ACTIVITY. ]
@Luna
(Need some help?)
@Afro Mane
[ YES. TELL US, HOW DOST THY DO THIS 'DAYTIME ACTIVITY' WE HATH HEARD OF? ]
@Luna
...Basically, anything you can do during the night.
@Afro Mane
[ THEN HOW DOST IT BECOME 'DAYTIME ACTIVITY' WHEN THEE CANST NOT SEE OUR STARS? ]
@Luna
(Well, uh... *scratches head* Look, Princess, "daytime activities" are interchangeable with night and day. Just do whatever you want.)
Weeeeee!
CC: For the record I don't support this. (Yes he does.)
@Mastermind On CC's Computer
(What in Tarnation? XD
Hello there Mastermind. And CC)
@PewnyPL
She just stopped by and decided to troll me.
Also she made me a mare.
@CCMare
(I see, I see.
And yeah, noticed that. She pulled "an Aura" on you, eh?)
Wehn doo wee strt duh dranken...en...n...?
@Berry Punch
(Soon.)
@CCMare
Hah, you're a girl.
Bud yuu sad dad tuu minus ago...
@Berry Punch
(Isn't it a little early?)
Aye don dank tee.
@Afro Mane
:|
@CCMare
(CC is not amused by Afro laughing at him... Don't worry CC, I understand your pain)
@Berry Punch
(*scratches head* Uh, what?)
@Lazulic
(She don't drink tea.)
@CCMare
(I feel the pain. Though I've only been a mare once WAY back.)
@zSONICoz
I barely even remember that.
*Hic* Aheepoooneee gotsum scosh?
@Berry Punch
(*sighs* Here, take my secret stash. I'll never use it anyways...)
@CCMare
(Thanks for the memories. XD)
Thish ish jus cheeep shtuves...
@Berry Punch
(Well it's something, so take it or leave it)
Ahneewun havsh shum braddy? *Hic!*
@Berry Punch
(Nope, sorry.)
*wanders into forest out of boredem*
(*waders into blog* ...I though in my one day away, at least this post would get filled... and yet you all slacked. Slackers! Get to work filling this page by sunrise!)
@S.Aura Knight
(We slacked today. I'm trying to fill it now)
@Lazulic
*follows, saddlebags carrying the supplies Doc supplied them* This is gonna be SO AWESOME!
@Lazulic
(Good! At least one pony had the common sense to try to pick up the pace, even if it was late in the day!)
@CCMare
(Oh, and I can fix you... for a high price.)
@Afro Mane
What say we start at an opening, a clear area?
@Lazulic
Whatever.
@Afro Mane
Well, I don't want to burn an entire forest down, y'know?
@Lazulic
Right, don't... *shifts eyes*
@Afro Mane
*sees shifty eyes* Do you WANT to get sent to the moon? Who knows what they do to arsonists!
The bar doors flung open, a black silohette obscuring the blinding light pouring into the grimey, dimly-lit tavern. Several pairs of grim eyes turned to eye the shadow falling into the room.
A step inside, and the door slammed shut, drowning the tavern and it's patrons in the dark it once held.
With staggering steps, the dark form made it's way to the bar. A hoof slapped the counter weakly. The barkeep barely turned to look as he continued scrubbing the mug floating before him.
After a few seconds, the hoof started to scrape at the counter, lifting and moving as it searched for a hold before finding it's grip. The deep purple mane slowly rose over the horizon, followed by a second hoof.
With a dull thump, a nose dropped to the counter, staring with near-blistered eyes, glazed with the slosh of a half-dozen bottles.
"Gib me som bradey," she said, not even lifting her head to the barkeep.
@Lazulic
*waves hoof* Yeah, yeah, Celestia's a tyrant. *points* That looks good.
@Afro Mane
*A gruff voice near a line of trees*
I'm sure you'll also get thrown in jail and a few unmentionables as well.
@Afro Mane
*looks in the direction you point* Yeah, that'll do. Whatja bring?
@???
*stops, looks around, and turns back to Laz* ...You hear that?
@Afro Mane
Huh? No, you must be hearing things.
@Lazulic
*once again*
Says the pony with prosthetic wings.
@???
Yep, I do now.
@Lazulic
...Whatever. C'mon, we got explosions to set.
@Lazulic
Oh yes, Give this message to your blue friend when you get the chance.
"I'll be watching him and his decisions."
*hears voice but still not sure what he is saying* WHO IS THIS? SHOW YOURSELF!
@Lazulic
*Steps out from the shadows. The figure is cloaked masking any discerning features you might find.*
I ask you again. Give this Message to the blue one.
"I'll be watching him and his decisions,"
@Lazulic
*slowly reaches into bag for Doc's laser gun*
@???
Um, okey dokey. I'll get right on that. *nudges Afro*
@Lazulic
*whips out laser gun* EAT HOT PHOTON! *yet, instead of laser, a blinding flash of light emits from the gun* GAAAH!! *drops to the ground, hoofs over eyes* Who makes a flashbang gun?!?
@Afro Mane
*sighs*
You had it set to flash.
Anyway I guess I can't trust anypony to give this message. I ask a simple request and I try to get shot at. I don't even a have a weapon.
@???
Well, when you step out of the forest, give an ominous message, and dont even give a name, how do you expect us to react?
(5000!)
@Lazulic
Thou hath failed to reach thy goal.
Ferr-thosnd-neinhuderd-nindy-sevin boddles ov rum on da wahll~
Ferr-thosnd-nein huderd-nindy-sevin boddles ov rum~
A few seconds of wait, as the barkeep levitated a mug and a brown bottle to the sloshen mare, but not before placing a coaster beneath the mug. At that, he returned his attention to polishing the mugs without so much as a word.
She lifted herself onto a bar stool, raising her flank closer to the counter, as she slumped back over the counter again.
Her head lie flat against the flat wood, staring at the bottle to her right. Raising her hoof, she reached for the bottle, but missed. She reached again and missed. She scowled as the bottle danced before her, taunting her as she made a third grab.
She caught it.
However, 'it' wasn't the bottle, but rather the mug. Having made a swing of her hoof, she knocked the mug to it's side on the counter.
Choosing to forego the mug, she struggled upright. She stared straight at the bottle, hooves flat against the counter top as she posed, ready to pounce.
She swept with both hooves, ensnaring the bottle between them and swiftly lofted the glass to her lips, throwing her head back so far, she nearly fell from the stool. In one breath, and narry but a few seconds, she downed the entire bottle, dropping it back to the counter with a small gasp as it rolled a few inches, settling near the middle of the counter.
"Gimme anodder." She perched her chin upo her left hoof as the right lightly, though audibly, clopped upon the hard wood.
"Don't you th-" the Barkeep began. He lofted the clear-glass mug to his eye, looking through upon the sloshen mare staring up at him.
His eye magnified in the glass, looking as though they had swollen in size till they popped out of his head in surprise. "Gib mee anoder!" she interjected, slamming her right hoof on the counter again.
The barkeep lowered the glass from his eye and sighed. "Berry, you're a great customer. Hay, you're my best. But you're always drunk."
"Ayeeeeem not herrr to be lecterered aboud mahee booodze. Now gib me anoder!"
"Fine, have it your way." Defeatedly, he lofted another bottle to her side before turning back to the last of the mugs.
She gave him a big, toothy grin as she wrapped her hoof around the glass. "See?" she teased. "Dad wadn so herd, wus et?" She threw her head back, mouth as wide as she could stretch it, and poured the firebrand straight down her throat as her tounge waggled along her cheek.
*Drip*
*Drip*
*Drip*
The last of the liquor fell to her maw. She sat there, leaning back with the bottle hanging over her head for seconds after it's juice had run out.
Then, ever so slightly, she began to stir. It was near unnoticable, till she fell from the stool, landing on the hollow wood floor with a loud thud.
The keep jumped to the bar, dropping the mug to the floor with a sharp *chrash*, but he wasn't listening. He quickly leaned over the counter, calling the pony's name. "Berry? Berry!"
Laying on the floor, between two stools and a bottle ensnared in a hoof-lock, lay a sleep Berry Punch.
*Hic!*
5,000 dboddles ov whisgy, shhhampagan, beer, rum, vodga, are all mine!
The next thing she knew, she awoke in a dimmly-lit room with a throbbing head. Her eyes were coated in a haze, bluring the shadows beyond recognition as she blinked around the room.
Sitting up, she rubbed her eyes, trying to clear the fog, knowing the fog would still linger in her mind.
The hoof returned to her side, when she noticed a lump. A small lump lodged in her side.
'That wasn't there this morning!' she mouthed the words her mind silently spoke to her.
She realized she was lying in a soft, warm bed, half-covered now in bedding. Lifting the hoof once again, she drew-back the blanket, revealing Pinchy huddled next to her snuggly under the covers.
As her eyes adjusted to the darkness, she saw at the foot of the bed, atop the covers, sprawled across the foot of the bed with one of Berry's blanketed hooves protruding into her face, lie Colgate.
She gave a soft, content smile as she drew the covers back, snuggled Pinchy in her hooves and drifted back to sleep.
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