Sunday, September 18, 2011
Welcome to the Sitcom Mansion!
Hello everypony to the new Roleplay location for all things Roleplay! This is The Sitcom Mansion, a place where random things can happen, and whatever wants to, will do! This is now our new home! I have some things to state though, after the page break, please read!!
Alright, so now that it seems all of us are here now, I have some things to say, more so, a few guidelines for the blog as of now, which are as follows::
1. From now on, there is to be no arguing about things that happen and pass RP wise. Our role play grew on the foundations of randomness and whatever our combined minds would make. So if one pony decides to do something completely unexpected, please do not get upset. It’s alright to have plans (since we all do it as well) but if it conflicts with your, do not get upset, discuss it, like gentle colts and mares I know you all are. And if the problem persist, bring it up to me and I’ll see what I can do on both fronts. Just no more bickering and arguing; were all friends here, and I don’t want what happened again.
2. There is to be no clopping anymore. I don’t think I need to worry much on this, we all seem to despise it, so yeah, just putting it up here.
3. Abilities of ponies (magic, strength or otherwise) are to now have limits to themselves. Unless otherwise givin that power by some benevolent powerful force like an Alicorn, or given it by perhaps by experiments and such, or even if it has been established that you really are just that powerful, do not make yourself to be able to do abilities that even Twilight Sparkle herself wouldn’t be able to properly do.. This doesn’t mean you need to make yourself weak though, just…limit it. Follow my example: I may be a Earth Pony who’s ability is pure Luck, but Im a total klutz, and am only Lucky half, or even little more of the time. As a unicorn, perhaps let yourself get tired if you exert your magic to a more powerful spell, or perhaps make it fluke out sometimes! Just make it more fun for us all instead of making yourself a mini Princess Celestia! *laughs*
4. To get us all more involved in the blog as a community as one pony called it, from now on, I’m going to be asking for picture suggestions for new blog posts as we cap. These pictures can be whatever you may think would be nice for the top. It can be be whatever, but I would suggest ponies over all! Also, will be doing random clip of the week as well as random pic of the week too, which will be linked on the side.. This is to just get us together more, and to have some fun to see what we all like. Ill be picking randomly always, but you all will get your chance to be up there (and Ill list your name too, to make sure we know who provided it) , even if it does take awhile. It’s just for fun, ponies, nothing more!
5..Retconning (aka God Modding) will be extremely minimal. I don’t really care for the ability or power of such, and will not be using it, probably only to clean up things like when you all delete messages you’ve double posted or such.. So do not expect me to really abolish anything, since anything is to be allowed from now on.
6. HAVE FUN PONIES!! Remember, this is all just for silly role playing fun, nothing more! I know we’ve all made so much more out of the things we’ve randomly have made, but follow Nightmare Moon’s example of her bucket powered Tricycle, it’s is okay to be silly! We’re all here for fun, and that should be held highest the most!
Okay, I know a long post, but I needed to say it all. Please try to follow these guidelines from now on, so we can get back to what we all do best; having such a good time! Thanks everypony!!
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 5000 Newer› Newest»@Ursa Major
*sees your paw*
I didn't come here to be your lunch.
*aims at the center of paw and unloads the whole clip*
@zSONICoz
*slightly scowls and shakes the paw as you sot it, but still reaches towards you*
@Ursa Major
*tries to free himself but can only slightly free leg*
I'm not gonna be able to get out...*looks to paw* I need to buy myself some time here though it's not much
*relaods and fires again knowing it's futile but still hoping*
@zSONICoz
*scowls in pain again, but the paw finally reaches you, as it starts grabbing you*
@Ursa Major
*is grabbed*
*thinks*
Great some way I'm going to go out getting eaten by ab overgrown bear...
@zSONICoz
*gets the paw near it's face, and holds you by one of your legs, the rest of your body hanging in air, as it roars... like if it was laughing*
@zSONICoz
*frowns and thinks for a few seconds then-*
Sir! Would you like some help?
@Ursa Major
*frowns*
*aims with ease at both your eyes and fires*
@Bill Door
*looks down which is technacally up for him*
Who are you- Nevermind yeah I'm in a bit of a bind here..I'd like some help.
@zSONICoz
*Covers its eyes with its second paw and scowls. After a short while looks at you with bloodshot eyes and... throws you into the air, right above it, opening its mouth awaiting the snack*
@zSONICoz
Ok, I have this blaster I got from M-...somwhere and this cheese sandwich! Any of those will helP?
@Ursa Major
*looks down your mouth*
*resigned to his fate*
@Ursa Major
Ok! please try and cover your eyes*takes blaster out and puts on goggles, then fires at it causing a blinding flash* Mrs or Mr Major? Could you please turn your attention to here and stop eating Mr Sonic?
@Bill Door
*scowls loudly from the blinding flash, closing it's eyes and shifting it's head slightly, but still keeps the mouth open beneath Sonic*
@Bill Door
*already has eyes closed*
@Ursa Major
Please? *fires again, causing another flash* I'll give you this cheese sandwich,
@Ursa Major
*suddenly a shell hits your side with sudden force forcing you to move slightly*
*looks through Binoculars*
*grins*
It seems I'm about as accurate as Sonic said...*chuckles* Direct hit
*reloads cannon*
*whistles*
@Doc. zSONICoz
Oh hello min-strange pony I have never met before. Would you like a cheese sandwich?
@Bill Door
(Um...whoever you are...I believe zhat I'm a faravay distance from vhere you are...unless you can teleport like me.)
@Doc. zSONICoz
*roars loudly at the hit, the force pushing it from beneath sonic. It looks around trying to find the source of the shot*
@Ursa Major
*opens eyes to see a tree placed underneath him*
*falls on it*
*groans at pain*
...OUCH!...*lays there for a good few before moving*
@Doc. zSONICoz
(I can yell...if you put exclamation marks at the end of my sentences, also you don't have to necessarily hear me.)
@Ursa Major
*aims cannon again*
FIRE! *the cannon fires again from a hill overlooking SAA*
*looks through Binoculars*
*the shell hits your side again*
*grins*
@zSONICoz
*trots over* Are you ok Sonic?
*Hides behind tree, thinking to self* Oh, this is bad. This is really bad...
(Home from school.)
@Doc. zSONICoz
*manages to see where the shell came from, but is unable to dodge it. Falls to the side and roars angrily, looking in your direction*
@Bill Door
*looks to you*
...I remember you!
*smiles as he gets up*
Your....Bill Door! How have you bee-
Wait *looks to Ursa*
We should get outta here
@Ursa Major
*grins*
Und zhen he fell down und died.*laughs*
*reloads quickly*
*aims*
*the cannon fires again aiming at your head*
*looks through binoculars*
I hope zhis stains ze ground.
@zSONICoz
That's probably a good idea.
@Doc. zSONICoz
*sees where the shell comes from, and this time can dodge without problem. Quickly gets on it's legs and starts running in your direction, roaring furiously*
@Bill Door
*motions*
Come on then...*ground trembles as the Ursa runs towards the hill*
*Gets up* I gotta do something. *Begins to gallop toward Sweet Apple Acres*e Acres*
@Ursa Major
*frowns*
AW! Und I vanted your head to explode too...
*reloads*
*aims but leads the shot and fires and manages to hit close to you sending shrapnel into your right paw*
@zSONICoz
*follows* Is that pony up there going to be ok?
@Doc. zSONICoz
*scowls as the shrapnel hits its paw, but the adrenaline rush from all that enragement makes it ignore it*
@Bill Door
*looks back and smiles*
I know who's up there and yeah he'll be fine.
@zSONICoz
*smiles* Good, uh...so how are you?
@Bill Door
*smiles* I'm fine...I haven't seen you in quite some time. Tell me what have you been up to?
*Emerges from clearing* Anypony here?
@Afro Mane
*looks to you*
Afro! Good to see you...Listen I have a plan to distract the Ursa but I need some help with it.
@zSONICoz
*freezes* Oh, um, well, uh, you know...stuff. Cool stuff. Like...making sandwiches!!! *holds up the cheese sandwich*
@Bill Door
*chuckles*
Relax Bill. Your not gonna get caught or something. It looks like your on the run...*shakes head*
Anyway I could use some help with getting the Ursa back to the forest.
@Afro Mane
Hello pony with large puffy mane!
@Ursa Major
*watches as you get closer*
*reloads*
Zhat's it....just a little closer now...
@zSONICoz
*looks blankly for a few seconds*
....
yeah...right,
*shakes head and snaps out of it*
Well uh, I'm not sure if I can do that. I'm supposed to be getting back soon and... *trails off*
@Bill Door
*nods*
That's perfectly fine Bill if you have business to take care of do it
*looks to you with Concern*
Bill? *waves hoof in your face*
Yoohoo.
@zSONICoz
It's my fault, anyway. I'll help in anyway I can.
@Doc. zSONICoz
*keeps running towards you... But it's movements get a bit chaotic, like if it was evading something on the way*
@zSONICoz
*wakes up* Yes, sorry. Uh, thank you, and I'm sorry that I can n-can't as-h-help you. Goodbye Mr Sonic, Mr Afro. I hope to see you again, and good-luck.
@Afro Mane
*waves hoof*
No matter listen in my hanger I keep some artillery pieces I'm going to go get them while Doc does his best *points to hill* to distract him
*trots to hanger*
Come on
@Bill Door
*smiles*
Best of luck to you too Bill.
@zSONICoz
*smiles* Thank you, I'll need it. *trots off*
@zSONICoz
Let's go, Sonic. *begins to gallop toward the hangar*
(oh, and I'm off to bed. Night everypony!)
@Afro Mane
*Gallops after you*
(Night Bill)
(Ok I have to leave to go to BAND CAMP.DX So you guys can pause or continue it's your choice really I'll be back at 9 my time so later guys.)
@zSONICoz
(Have fun!)
(anypony home?)
@Afro Mane
(Ive been home, but ugh am I tired, lol)
*Shrug*
@CCZeroFire
(Hey CC, any word from Mastermind at all?)
@Slots
Yeah. She's still keeping to herself for a while.
@CCZeroFire
(Oh...I see. Well...She does know about the blog right? And...did she say she may come back?
I think the blog just isn't the same without her, really, she did help make it so much more now...)
@Slots
(Yes and yes.)
@CCZeroFire
(Oh thats good to know. I guess we just wait then. thanks CC)
@CCZeroFire
(Thank you then, CC)
(Hello?)
@Rita Lot
(HELLO!^^)
@Rita Lot
(Hello,)
@Bill Door
(Hi. Are you related to Leeky in any way? As in, being her? So basically, is that you, Leeky?)
@zSONICoz
(Hi!)
@Rita Lot
(I'm playing a game on my box with an X on it)
@zSONICoz
(boxx? XP)
@Rita Lot
(YUP! Nah it;s just an Xbox 360)
@zSONICoz
(Yeah, I know. So I hear you almost got eaten by an Ursa Major? Although you'd probably be like a crumb to it. Those things are huge.)
@Rita Lot
(Yes...I almost did Doc is currently shooting at it with artillery)
@zSONICoz
(That does not surprise me at all.)
@Rita Lot
(It shoudn't really. XD)
@zSONICoz
(Where did Le- I mean, Bill Door go?)
@Rita Lot
(Don't ask me Rita XD BTW, hello everyone)
@PewnyPL
(... I wasn't asking you. I was asking Sonic. Also hi.)
@Rita Lot
(*shrugs* SSSHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOT If I know.)
@zSONICoz
(*puzzled* Why did you say that like that? Are you expecting something to happen?
@Rita Lot
(I have no idea really. XD today is my relaxing day.)
@zSONICoz
(me too. got done with work around noonish and have been relaxing ever since!)
@Rita Lot
(Hello, sorry, got distracted by Tvtropes.)
@Rita Lot
(That's good. ^^)
@Bill Door
We all do.
@Bill Door
(Don't they all? Also, why are you in disguise?
@Rita Lot
(I don't get why tvtropes distracts ponies and people I've read some of the articles but honestly I get bored.)
@Afro Mane
(Hey Afro, you can probably grow back your tail now.)
@zSONICoz
(That's why I said they. I don't go on either.)
@Rita Lot
(XD. I see I missed that.)
@zSONICoz
(Apparently so. Also, why is Leeky in disguise?)
@Rita Lot
(I don't know Rita. She does want she wants CAUSE *shades* SHE IS A BOSS. YEAH!)
@zSONICoz
(yeah...)
@Rita Lot
Because she's either
1. Watching you all for her master, an all powerful, omnipresent being who has decided that you are the chosen one's who will save the land. She must disguise herself however since she is on the run for a crime she did not commit from authority's who have already secretly taken over. She's still crazy though.
2. She's actually a murderous lunatic who killed everyone in her village for teh lulz, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
3. She's going to a fancy dress party.
4. None of the above
@zSONICoz
One...two? (not sure) words; Post-modernism.
@Rita Lot
(On mobile, I'll get around to it. Hey, where are you, anyway? Library?)
@Afro Mane
(yeah, probably. Why?)
@Bill Door
Or 5. All of those above.
@Rita Lot
@Afro Mane
(...?)
@Rita Lot
(I'm guessing his response didn't go through.)
@PewnyPL
(Yeah, I thought about that just after posting it XD
...
Though if that includes number 4 then it might make my head explode.)
@Bill Door
(Yup. Cause then it would be all and none at the same time. Like jello.)
@Bill Door
(Nah, just numbers 1-3. Let's not create another paradox XD)
@PewnyPL
(Everything I say is a lie.)
@Rita Lot
(...
I swear we have had a conversation on Jello/Jelly somewhere in this roleplay before.
@Rita Lot
(I'm not a computer, you won't get me with that)
@PewnyPL
(But paradoxes are cool!)
@PewnyPL
(That phrase has been said on Star Trek. There was a character on Star Trek named Q. Q is now the voice of Discord. Which brings us back to ponies.)
(And I'm actually going to bed now. Will I still be tired tomorrow yes. Oh well. Night everypony!)
@Bill Door
(night.)
@Bill Door
(Night Bill/Leeky.^^)
@Bill Door
(Good Night!)
@Rita Lot
(Sorry. My phone accidentally the entire text. What I meant to say is "We're all earth ponies. And at least one of us is psychotic.")
@Afro Mane
(...I'm a unicorn...?)
@Rita Lot
(According to your picture, yes.)
@Afro Mane
(I don't understand.)
(Quiet.)
@Rita Lot
(Sorry had to eat and the game I'm playing is amazing. :D)
@zSONICoz
(cool.)
@Rita Lot
(Silence is the normal state on the blog lately. But everything should liven up on weekend. And also Slots should show up very soon)
@PewnyPL
(...are you hinting at something?)
@Rita Lot
(With which part? About weekend or Slots?)
@PewnyPL
(Slots. Is he being a lurker?)
@Rita Lot
(No. He is the last person here to be a lurker. He just got a job recently. And he returns around this time)
@PewnyPL
(oh. Pseudonymous Bosch.)
@Rita Lot
(UGH. Finally freaking back!! God work is tiring lol I miss my days of lazing around enjoying ponies XD)
@Slots
(It's almost the weekend. Incidentally, I'm getting out of school early Friday. To got see They Might Be Giants! Yeah! Now can we continue?)
@Afro Mane
(That sounds fun then ^^ yeah weekend, FINALLY lol Um, I dunno, Im not really in this RP in a way. I had another idea, but matters how many are on right now lol in if not, Ill be just OOCing today)
@Slots
(And that plan is, O wise Slots. Also, yeah, this is what happens when I try to improvise a roleplay.)
@Afro Mane
(I think everpony can figure it out in a way lol its a pony Ive been holding off using in a way. And whats this, Improvise~!? XD)
@Slots
(I couldn't think of anything. So, obviously, destruction was in order.)
@Afro Mane
(lol hey your all having fun, right? thats a good thing ^^ I can wait til the weekend for my fun, and trust me, ILL have fun XD)
@Slots
(Afro's current RP ideas:
1. GENDER BENDING AGAIN!
2. Everyone gains wings
3.Aura dies again
4.We launch Doc to the moon
5.Bomb Mars
Thank you.)
@Afro Mane
(3. ............................ I'd be careful what you say...)
@PewnyPL
(He's died, like, three times--Oh. Right. Scratch 3.)
@PewnyPL
(3 is for sure not getting through.)
@Afro Mane
(She died only twice. And just because she is not here, doesn't mean we have to kill her again, all right?)
@Afro Mane
(3 and 5 are probably not going to happen. Aura may not be coming back tot he blog, but I feel we should leave her character alone. We did the same for Trixie, and Ill do the same for Aura (you never know, they may come back).
2 is interesting,though I dunno what id do with wings lol.
4 Is Sonic and Doc's call lol they can if they agree lol
though 1.....maaaaaybe. XD)
@PewnyPL
(Okay, okay. No 3. Three--three's gone. It's over. It's done.)
@Slots
(*grins* To ze MOON I GO.)
@Afro Mane
(Calm down Afro, calm down. Its a touchy subject as of now, okay? I want no fights here, please. Its supposed to be fun for us all...)
@Slots
(Fun. Got it. No more Aura talk until she returns- IF she returns. Okay, discussion over.)
@Afro Mane
(Thanks Afro. And I feel she will someday. Lucky feeling ^^)
@Doc. zSONICoz
(I am not Celestia XD Im not sending you to the moon, I dont even HAVE that power! Let alone use it!! XD)
@Slots
(You do, but you nerfed us.)
@Afro Mane
(I mean truthfully lol. Im just Slots in RPs, not a god XD and I didnt nerf anypony, persay, more so, just limit it in a way ^^)
@Slots
(Yeah, now we're "realistic".)
@Afro Mane
(Isnt that...good? *tilts head*)
@Afro Mane
(More real to the show? Yes. More realistic as to lack of magic? Heck no. It was just to prevent some random unicorn to suddenly levitate or teleport that Ursa out of town. Just a limit, so no one will be more powerful that the most powerful unicorn that is Twilight)
(MOO!)
@Rita Lot
(COO KOO~!! XD hello Rita, long time no see at least for me! (Why am I rhyming? O_o))
@Slots
(I don't know why you are spouting rhyme. that's usually me. Hey look! A mime!)
@Rita Lot
(I woulndt know myself either, Rita Lot, it seems it was just something that came from not! XD (that was bad lol)
@Rita Lot
(Hey guys I found some Slime. Do I win?XD)
@Slots
(That was bad. I think you know. I can't think of anything so lets stop now. o.
@Rita Lot
(You so cheated with that 'o' lol and yes, Im stopping, I make ponies, not ryhmes XD SO, Rita, where are you as of now, with the mansion burned down?)
@Slots
(still in the library.)
@Rita Lot
(Thats good to know, I was going to say if you didnt I could allow you to stay maybe with Terra and me, as long as you can mind the company of Afro on the couch lol)
@Slots
(It's a nice couch...)
@Afro Mane
(and Im glad you enjoy the nice couch! XD Me and Trixie bought it after Terra was born, actually heh.)
@Slots
(Remember. If anything happens to the mansion, I can come to the library or stay with my aunt Morning Dew and uncle Midnight Star.)
@Rita Lot
(true true, Im glad to know your safe ^^ As soon as Mastermind gets back though, we can bring it back, since well, it would be a week ^^)
@Rita Lot
*a slight knock is heard against the library door*
@?!?!?
*looks up from book* Huh. Wonder who that could be. The library is closed. I'll get it! *trots to door and opens top half that isn't always there (stupid door inconsistency)* Hello?
@Rita Lot
As you look through the door, a red and yellow maned mare stand there, smiling* Hello there, sweetheart, do you know if Twilight Sparkle is around? *giggles a tad*
@Roulette
*sees who it is* Eep! I mean, um, she's asleep. it is nighttime. Why?
@Rita Lot
*smiles again bigger* Ooooh is she now~? Thats a tad shame. i needed to speak to her about something, a tad private.... *giggles again* And? So what if its night? Don't you know the most fun happens at night, sweetie~?
@Rita Lot
(oh, crap.)
@Afro Mane
(I know, right? that's what I thought.)
@Rita Lot
(May I randomly interject myself?)
@Roulette
I, um... Well yeah, I like to read at night, that's pretty fun. Also, she's still recovering from an injury she got a while back and needs her rest.
@Afro Mane
(This is completely random lol, be my guest XD)
@Afro Mane
(I guess...)
@Slots
(Awesome.)
*Strolling through Ponyville* Ah, what a night... *Looks over* Oh, hey, the Library's lights are on. *trots over*
@Afro Mane
*notices you trotting over* Oh, hey Afro! *waves*
@Rita Lot
Ooooh the poor dear~! Injured so! Aren't you the lovely little filly that is protecting her relative~! *makes a sarcastic look and laughs* still though, I am free this night, perhaps you may want to come out and..see what ol' Roulette can show ya, mmm sweetie~? *raises a non existent eyebrow*
@Rita Lot
*Begins to gallop* Hey, Rita! How's Twilight? And... *notices Roulette* Who's this?
@Roulette
Um, my mom always taught me not to go out at night with strangers. And if one of the others wakes up and sees that I'm gone, they'd freak out.
@Afro Mane
*looks over and smiles* Ooooh, aren't you a pony of a new look...
@Afro Mane
Actually, I don't know who she is. She just came looking for Twilight, but she does seem pretty familiar. Also, Twilight's doing pretty good. In another two weeks she's getting her cast off!
@Roulette
*Tilts head quizically* Uh... What?
@Rita Lot
Then your mom is a bit silly then, dearie *laughs* IM no stranger to you, am I~? Come now, I insist... *glares with a cocky smile*
@Afro Mane
The name is Roulette, there, buddy~! 8smiles* and perhaps you would like to join as well~?
@Rita Lot
*it's nighttime? Good. In that case, he just sleeps in his workshop, unaware and not caring about anything that happens*
@Roulette
*Shrugs* Seems legit, Rita. Let's go. Also, what happened to Twilight?
(brb dinner over here ^^)
@Roulette
*backs away slowly from door* really, that's ok! I should, um, probably getting to sleep anyway. Big day of reading ahead, y'know? It's my special talent! I'll just let Twilight know you were here in the morning. Maybe you could come back then?
@Rita Lot
*Steps closer* C'mon, Rita! It'll be fun! Throw caution to the wind! It'll be like one of your adventure stories (i guess)!
@Afro Mane
Um, yeah, about that, that's the reason I like reading adventure stories. It's other ponies. The worst pain I could get would be a paper cut.
@Rita Lot
What's the worst that could happen? Lost in the Everfree Forest? Eaten by a Hydra? C'mon!
@Afro Mane
That's happened to Twilight tons of times.
@Rita Lot
Don'tcha wanna live up to your cousins' glory?
@Rita Lot
(Twilight was eaten by a hydra a few times?)
@Afro Mane
No.
@PewnyPL
(Almost.)
@Rita Lot
Oh, you're no fun.
@Afro Mane
Yes, and books are. They make me complete.
(I refuse to admit to those incriminating allegations.)
@Twilight Sparkle
(*gasp* She speaks again.XD)
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