Sunday, September 18, 2011
Welcome to the Sitcom Mansion!
Hello everypony to the new Roleplay location for all things Roleplay! This is The Sitcom Mansion, a place where random things can happen, and whatever wants to, will do! This is now our new home! I have some things to state though, after the page break, please read!!
Alright, so now that it seems all of us are here now, I have some things to say, more so, a few guidelines for the blog as of now, which are as follows::
1. From now on, there is to be no arguing about things that happen and pass RP wise. Our role play grew on the foundations of randomness and whatever our combined minds would make. So if one pony decides to do something completely unexpected, please do not get upset. It’s alright to have plans (since we all do it as well) but if it conflicts with your, do not get upset, discuss it, like gentle colts and mares I know you all are. And if the problem persist, bring it up to me and I’ll see what I can do on both fronts. Just no more bickering and arguing; were all friends here, and I don’t want what happened again.
2. There is to be no clopping anymore. I don’t think I need to worry much on this, we all seem to despise it, so yeah, just putting it up here.
3. Abilities of ponies (magic, strength or otherwise) are to now have limits to themselves. Unless otherwise givin that power by some benevolent powerful force like an Alicorn, or given it by perhaps by experiments and such, or even if it has been established that you really are just that powerful, do not make yourself to be able to do abilities that even Twilight Sparkle herself wouldn’t be able to properly do.. This doesn’t mean you need to make yourself weak though, just…limit it. Follow my example: I may be a Earth Pony who’s ability is pure Luck, but Im a total klutz, and am only Lucky half, or even little more of the time. As a unicorn, perhaps let yourself get tired if you exert your magic to a more powerful spell, or perhaps make it fluke out sometimes! Just make it more fun for us all instead of making yourself a mini Princess Celestia! *laughs*
4. To get us all more involved in the blog as a community as one pony called it, from now on, I’m going to be asking for picture suggestions for new blog posts as we cap. These pictures can be whatever you may think would be nice for the top. It can be be whatever, but I would suggest ponies over all! Also, will be doing random clip of the week as well as random pic of the week too, which will be linked on the side.. This is to just get us together more, and to have some fun to see what we all like. Ill be picking randomly always, but you all will get your chance to be up there (and Ill list your name too, to make sure we know who provided it) , even if it does take awhile. It’s just for fun, ponies, nothing more!
5..Retconning (aka God Modding) will be extremely minimal. I don’t really care for the ability or power of such, and will not be using it, probably only to clean up things like when you all delete messages you’ve double posted or such.. So do not expect me to really abolish anything, since anything is to be allowed from now on.
6. HAVE FUN PONIES!! Remember, this is all just for silly role playing fun, nothing more! I know we’ve all made so much more out of the things we’ve randomly have made, but follow Nightmare Moon’s example of her bucket powered Tricycle, it’s is okay to be silly! We’re all here for fun, and that should be held highest the most!
Okay, I know a long post, but I needed to say it all. Please try to follow these guidelines from now on, so we can get back to what we all do best; having such a good time! Thanks everypony!!
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«Oldest ‹Older 601 – 800 of 5000 Newer› Newest»@Bill Door
(Or Discord... But then he is more of a nice guy than Trollestia... Then yeah)
(The boa-constrictor is the only living animal with a common name that's the same as it's scientific name.)
@Bill Door
(Oh, that is an interesting thing. Wouldn't have guessed)
@PewnyPL
(But that's all I've got.)
@Bill Door
(But of course XD)
(In the most common ancestor of both the human and the apple, the part of it that eventually divergently evolved into the fruit part that you eat, in humans, is the female's uterus.)
@CCZeroFire
(............... What the *bleep*?)
@PewnyPL
(Many fun facts are eerily disturbing!
You will also never eat an apple the same way again.)
@CCZeroFire
(Yeah, I can see that
Nah, my mind saw worse things during the 9 years I had the internet. Something like that can be easily ignored by me)
(-Enters, eating a great, big apple- What's going on now?)
@Twilight Sparkle
(That's what I'd like to know XD
And anyways, I'll be leaving now, may return later)
(Fun Fact #647: The wheels on the bus go round and round.)
@CCZeroFire
(Really? cool! You always kinda forget that even humans and things such as fruit are related. We are all connected *cue harmonious music*)
(The food gelatin is produced by hydrolyzing collagen from the bones, connective tissues, organs, and intestines of pigs and baby cows.)
@CCZeroFire
((Didn't left yet so... XD)
Orly? That I actually had known for a few years already (especially about the pigs part))
@CCZeroFire
(That I know,)
(Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.)
@CCZeroFire
(Well I guess that makes sense.)
(The spider monkey is neither a spider, nor a monkey. It is an escaped genetic experiment from a scientist who was trying to create a hair-growth formula for fish.)
(OOH! OOH! I HAVE ONE! The only word in the English language that completely changes its meaning completely when you capitalize it is polish.)
(When a person pees, a small deposit of urine enters the mouth via the saliva glands. Additionally, the "eye crust" that appears around your eyes when you sleep is partially composed of urine, and also sweat is for the most part actually just a less concentrated version of urine.)
@CCZeroFire
(You just had to say that while I was eating.)
@CCZeroFire
(I think I've read that before somewhere...)
(Boring Fact #892: When you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you. As a side effect, it also makes the world much creepier.)
(Farts are created mostly by E. coli and other bacteria that are microfarting inside of you.)
@Twilight Sparkle
(I'm chuckling now.)
(84% of statistics facts are made up on the spot.)
(I am right 97% of the time. The other 4% is statistics.)
@Twilight Sparkle
(Wait, that equals... 101%?)
(Apparently this is a 4% moment.)
(4% does not exist.)
@Twilight Sparkle
(You yourself said it did, dear cousin.)
(4% is just a statistic, and statistics are lies created by 4%.)
(100% of us are actually dead and living in purgatory.)
@Twilight Sparkle
(And now you are making no sense.
(I'm dead and living in Hell. I make two sense per page.)
('sup bros)
(Water is actually made out of plastic.)
(LOL, nopony notices the random pony that showed up!)
(...4% fact: I am not somepony on this page's very best friend.
OBVIOUSLY.)
(Whimsical Dreams is also 39% composed out of plastic.)
@CCZeroFire
(Curiously, Rita Lot is 43% composed out of plastic.)
(Random pony, you say?)
@CCZeroFire
(I now wonder why I don't know this myself, unless you made thaat up.)
@Rita Lot
(It's because you never read your own warning label.)
@Gandy Dancer
(neither do you. Yours strictly says, DO NOT TRANSFORM THIS TWILIGHT SPARKLE INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PONY WITH A WEIRD NAME)
@Rita Lot
(Completely true.)
@Gandy Dancer
(The warning label actually makes up 15% of the plastic in Rita, but strangely, only 6% in Wymsy.)
(You're just jealous.)
(WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW!? XD)
@Gandy Dancer
(Rita is only 67.3% jealous.)
@Slots
(Slots is 14.4% jealous.)
@Slots
(I... really don't know anymore.)
@Slots
(Rita's being consumed by radioactive ninja squirrels who hold the keys to the power boots that grant who-so-ever wears them the sacred monkey ring of quilts.)
@Gandy Dancer
(....WHO ARE YOU!?!?)
@everypony else
(I...first I see Sonic's Cutie Mark story, then you ponies talk about mine, ten about Roulette and her date, then random facts, then this, then AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
@Slots
(I am just a gandy, here to dance for you! Here! Have this candy while I go prepare the stew!)
@Gandy Dancer
(*takes the candy cautiously*....o....k....*looks around* What the hayseed did I miss!?)
And if anysquirrel else tries to steal my keys again I'll eat them too!!
(I'm confused. Hay, where'd Whimsy go? Who is in no way actually sitting less than 10 feet away from me right at this very moment?)
@Slots
(Don't you worry none. You didn't miss a thing, my boy.)
@Rita Lot
(I am also, I leave you ponies alone and then...)
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
(*points* This!! You all are so crazy! XD)
@Scrouge McBuck
(AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH. RANDOM PONIES. RANDOM PONIES EVERYWHERE!!!!)
@Slots
(I think he may have a couple 'a screws loose.)
@Slots
Who ya callin crazy, bub!?
@CCZeroFire
(Whimsy is made entirely out of rubber.
You're just jealous.)
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
(YOU! er, wait, no, RITA! no..no...uh, UH....ALL OF US!!)
@Whimsical Dreams
(Oh hello there Whimsy. Dont mind me, just losing my mind as of now.
Anyway AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
@Slots
(What do you mean 'random ponies'? You ask me, they're all just phonies! But I do agree, you've some screws loose. You're making less sense than Dr Seuss.)
@Slots
(What? how am I being crazy?)
@Rhyme
(what!? I, no, there...EAR CELESTIA WHAT IS GOING ON!!! And even IF they are, theres just...so much!
andf I am NOT losing my screws, Im just trying to understand what happened since Ive been gone! (also nice to see you were able to use your OC pony for once ^^))
@Rita Lot
(You talked about random facts too!)
@Whimsical Dreams
(I am only 54.22% jealous.)
@Slots
(And I meant DEAR, not EAR, DEAR!!)
@Slots
(I only said 2.)
@Rita Lot
(Still enough! XD)
On an unrelated topic, lets all wish Mastermind a happy birthday!
I will now go post ponies all over her facebook page.
@Slots
Well hello there, Slots! No need to be alarmed, isn't losing your mind normal...?
@Slots
(OC pony? I know not what you say. Rhyme's just come here to play!)
@CCZeroFire
(It's her birthday?)
@CCZeroFire
(Tell her we all wish her the best day she can get and we all await to see her soon!! ^^)
@Whimsical Dreams
Hello~! And I usually do because if I go crazy my OC ponies come out to play...)
@Rhyme
(I know Ive seen you before the lol)
(Random RP time!) *you are all engulfed in a flood of cold potato soup.*
@Rita Lot
(lol WHAT!? XD)
(............... Okay, I leave for 2 hours to play TF2 and what in the name of unholy *bleep* is going on here?)
@Slots
I sent the message!
She says "Stop spamming shrugponies all over my profile. :<"
I'm pretty sure this was more directed at me then you all though.
@CCZeroFire
(Haha I would guess it would be CC. But hey, it shows you care! XD and that we care too!)
(Hello again,)
@Bill Door
(Haldo~!)
@Slots
(Just go with it) *Slurps soup as floating past*
@CCZeroFire
(Tell her I said Happy Birthday!!!)
@Rita Lot
(alright then lol) *sputters as he swims through the thick substance* Whats going on!? Where did this all come from!?!?!?
@CCZeroFire
(And tell her Happy Birthsday from me too... I mean, if you could)
@Slots
*floating past* Must be Discord.
@Rita Lot
God dang that...whatever he is!! *continues to swim* what do we do now!?!?
@Slots
Eat the soup?
@Rita Lot
I...i suppose we could, but where is it all going!?
@Slots @Rita Lot
*You can barely hear a distant laughter*
@???
*can hear* Oh, it isn't Discord. It's the guy who burned the mansion down.
Quickly! We must gather as many lolipops as you can carry!
@Rita Lot
*hears laughter* Really? So he moves from fires....to potato soup!? what kind of pony is this!?
@Candy Striper
Why would lollipops go with Potato soup!?
@Candy Striper
*watches you float by* who the hay are you?
@Slots
Yep, kinda sad.
@Rita Lot
*teleports, you can hear his voice closer* Sad? What is sad my little filly? I didn't want to burn your house down you know. If that general of yours acted quick enough, nothing would happen.
Ewwwwwwwait I like potato soup! Sweet!
...lollipops are gross. Everypony? Potato soup. It's a gift from Celestia. Clearly we must eat it.
@SlotsRita Lot
Now is not the time for questions, now quickly!
@???
*eyes flicker red*
@Rita Lot
*laughs* Oh what's the matter, somepony doesn't like words "little filly"?
@Candy Striper
*stares at you*
@Rita Lot
-Stares back-
@???
*eyes glow red for a few seconds longer*
@???
H-hey! Leave Rita alone, you - you brute! She didn't do anything, she's my cute little tiny best friend!
@Rita Lot
... How long are you going to just glow there, girly?
-Becomes potato-flavored-
@???
STOP IGNORING ME! Leave her alone, she didn't do anything, you're - you're obviously bugging her!
-Becomes Equestria's first potato tree-
@Whimsical Dreams
*Music plays suddenly* Oh? And who may you be little silly filly? A friend of hers? Then you will also be on my "list" *laughs*
@???
*becomes a ponyta*
@Rita Lot
Oh. That's interesting. Too bad you don't know *teleports, his voice is more silent* where I am *laughs*
@???
You do realise magic leaves a residue that any unicorn can sense, right?
@???
*watches the situation*
*muttering to self* watchy,watch,watch, watcheroo...
@Rita Lot
(What? Seriously, what?)
Ooooh? Interesting theory. As far as I know that Doc of yours had much more powerful magic and was unable to track me. I don't think you of all ponies will be able to do so
The horror! THE HORROR! -Floats away on a giant potato wedge-
@Lily
(somepony is seriously having fun being all these ponies XD)
@???
(It makes sense. With All that magic in a unicorn's body, it has to be let out a little somehow.)
I just said any unicorn.
@???
*opens mouth, thinks, changes her mind then-*
Watchedy-doo...
@Rita Lot
(But it is completely not official. Bah, it's not even fanon. Never saw a fic using that.)
Then go ahead. Try to find me. Just be careful, all that soup is starting to BOIL thanks to you. You don't want everypony in ponyville to have burns because of it, right?
@???
Huh? Oh, I forgot I was still on fire. Better turn that off.
@Rita Lot
Yeah, you do that. I bet ponies around you can already feel a very uncomfortable levels of heat.
@???
Not really. It was cold in the first place. I just heated it to a cofortable temperature.
@Rita Lot
Ooooh? Really? That gives me an idea *you can hear teleportation again, his voice is very close* Let's see this then *suddenly the soup starts to get warmer, like if something was heating it up*
@???
*ears twitch at the sound. I now know what direction you are in, but you don't know that I know.* *swims toward you quietly* Hmm, its starting to get a bit warm, but it's still pretty comfortable. *hops onto a potato wedge and starts paddling quietly*
@Rita Lot
Silly filly. Just because you don't see me, doesn't mean I don't see you. I can see you swimming in my general direction. But... you won't reach me that easily *laughs as the soup gets hotter and hotter*
The wicked soup has enflavored them all!
@???
Hmm, there's nothing in site but open field, and you can see me but I can't see you. *paddles forward to where I think the voice came from and throws hot soup at a spot right in front of me*
Ahhh... Just like a hot tub...
@???
*feels it getting warmer* owowowowowow!!! Stop that!!! It burns!
@Rita Lot
*the soup hits the ground as he laughs* Ha, silly one. And who ever said I'm invisible? Anyway, you may want to find something fast, the soup must be really hot now.
@Slots
She started it. Maybe help her? If you can figure out where I am, or if you are close to that, I will sotp then
@???
I'm floating on a potato. speaking of which, *takes bite of potato wedge, resulting in your laughter*
@Rita Lot
And what are you suddenly laughing at little one?
*drinks ice cold drink*
@Rita Lot
That must be one big potato.
@Bill Door
*heats up your drink quickly*
@???
*ears twitch, and I turn around to follow the voice. My gaze lands upward on top of town hall, where I see a sillohuette of a pony with a cape* *I teleport up there and gaze upon my foe at last* I was right. You are cliche.
@???
I'm her best friend, y-you idiot! Leave her alone! And I'm not...I'm not LITTLE!
Where'd you go?!
@???
*blinks and points* ...you right there, behind the giant potato wedge, i can see your cape...
@Rita Lot
*voice comes from below you* Look again you silly filly. It's just a... PUPPET! *laughs maniacally*
@Slots
*voice surely doesn't come from there* Try again, surely not this place either.
@???
Yo! You up in the cloud! I see your cape! [/MassiveInconsistencies]
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
In cloud? Look again, it must be somehting else. I'm not a pegasi good sir.
@???
Oh. But wait, that's not just any kind of puppet! Its a marionette! And marionettes have to be controlled by somepony! *fallows the strings upward to a low cloud where I see a piece of maroon cape* I've got you now! *quickly starts levitating potatoes to use as stairs*
@Rita Lot
Humph. Check if you will, but that's just a waste of time *laughs again*
@???
*finally grabs hold of a tree and shakes off the soups* Ugh, I dunno then! what does it matter anyway, we dont know even WHY your doing this! We dont even know your name!
@???
Look, there's a maroon cape waving around under the soup!
@???
*halts in building for a split second, clutching head in mock pain* Aah! The grammar! It burns! *starts building again*
@Slots
My name? I told it already once, why would I want to say it again?
@Rita Lot
Grammar? What grammar? Besides, the burning you feel? Little girl, it is shame!
@???
*drinks it anyway*
@Bill Door
*chuckles lightly, making the drink even hotter*
@???
*takes out notrbook and pen*
Yes please,
@???
Did you ever go to grammar school? At all? If you did, then you would know that you should have said pegasus, not pegasi.Also, *arrive at cloud level* I see you. for real this time.
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
*Grabs the cloth*
@???
I didnt hear it!! I was asleep, int he fire YOU started!
@Bill Door
*sighs* If you insist. My name is *the sound gets muffled by something loud near you*
@Rita Lot
True. I used a plural word instead of singular. And I'm sorry for that, but, you should notice that all this time the voice was coming from BELOW you. THat there is just another PUPPET!
@???
This is getting really annoying.
@???
* finishes the drink anyway and points* HA!
@Slots
*flinch*
@???
Sorry, could you repeat that?
@Rita Lot
Oh is it? I'd say you find me FAST. The soup should be around boiling point near ground.
@???
I didnt catch that again, sir! *looks tot he town hall building* wait a minute....HEY! hes in the building, the town hall building over there!!! *slips and falls into the hot soup* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT BURNS
(also i need to go, were going out for dinner ^^)
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
W-w-woaah, it's rustling around!!
@Bill Door
Should've listen more carefully.
@Slots
What? How did you? Oh well, you win *teleports away and the soup stops getting hotter*
(DA BROWN happened while I was gone.XD)
@???
Tsk!
*looks to see that the soup stopped steaming* Huh, he stopped it. He's still cliche. and Annoying.
@Rita Lot
Cliche and annoying? Tell me Rita, do you like ice-skating?
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
GET OFF OF ME MOTHER******.
@Random Sea Dragon
AWW SHIII-- *Swung around on its tail.*
@Random Sea Dragon
Huh, a sea dragon. EXCUSE ME, SEA DRAGON! DO YOU HAPPEN TO BE RELATED TO A STEVEN MAGNET?
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
*Smashes him against a tree.* I WILL ****ING KILL YOU
Whoo-whee! What in the hay is going on around here and where did all this soup come from?
@Twiple Spack
Creepy ponies showed up...?
@Random Sea Dragon
Listen man I didn't mean to kill your sister it was an accident I swear!!
@Whimsical Dreams
Who are you calling 'creepy'?
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
YOUR RADIATION GAVE HER CANCER AND THEN ALL YOU DID WAS LAUGH.
@Random Sea Dragon
(CC mah boi, you drunk or something? XD)
@Random Sea Dragon
It's not my fault she couldn't resist my squirrel lovin'.~
(Holy Mother of Celestia's beard you guys are gonna kill me with laughter. XD Keep this up and I'm gonna need a new body.XD)
@zSONICoz
(Wait, Celestia's beard has its own mother? Wouldn't it just share hers? Also, what would Celestia say? Oh me? Oh my beard?)
@Twiple Spack
Not. Not you! But there was this one guy who had a creepy voice and was either hitting on my friend or trying to kill her.
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
*Eyes widen.* YOU ***HOLE, DIE IN ETERNAL FLAME!!! *Blasts blue fire.*
@Whimsical Dreams
Hitting on her? Please, you just gave me nightmares for the rest of my life.
@Random Sea Dragon
(Why does a sea dragon have fire powers?)
@???
...Yeah, I don't think she meant me.
@???
Thanks, I try.
@Rita Lot
And who else is her apparent friend young one? Who else did I try to, like she said, kill?
@Random Sea Dragon
ARGHGHGHGHABFLIBFWNFIL IT BURNSSS
@???
... You do realize that ponies can have more than one friend, right? And you didn't try to kill me, just annoy me. Plus you're really cliche. That last part did not have to do with anything in the earlier
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
THAT'S FOR GWYDDA YOU ****ER. NOW I END YOU!! *Lunges at him.*
@Rita Lot
*sighs* I know ponies can have more than one friend. I was just pointing out a fact you are the only one that fits in the descrption she gave. She even confirmed it with her comment about trying to give me nightmares. And really, cliche? Then let me ask you again, do you like ice-skating?
@Random Sea Dragon
NOOOO BUT WHO WILL GUARD THE KEY TO THE POWER BOOTS THAT GRANT THE WEARER THE SACRED MONKEY RING OF QUILTS!?!?
@???
Yes, cliche. You have the cape, the monocle, the only thing you're really missing is the mustache. And what does Ice skating have to do with anything? *actually knows what you mean and gets up on a potato wedge*
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
(Okay, you are either drunk or high, I don't know anymore XD)
@PewnyPL
(I'd say a combination of both.)
@Random Sea Dragon
(Gwydda?)
@Radioactive Ninja Squirrel
*Swallows him hole.*
Hmph. Mother****er got what he deserved.
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