Well, would you look at that. We've filled up our first post here in the new blog, hooray! So that brings us to-*counts on fingers* ...close to
30,000 posts!! Wow, everypony, just...wow. We need to send somepony to count EVERY post in Equestria Daily, see how many we need to match that *laughs* Anyway, heres our new post, and ADORABLE TWILIGHT SPARKLE for our new pic! Hee hee, its fun being able to pick the new pictures...in fact...I can post anything....hmm...
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(Kit and Kat: *both gasp again* Pankcakes~!? *they lift the box*
Kit: Oooh look at you~!
Kat: Fluffy, covered in syrup~!
Kit: why...we could just eat you out couldn't we, mmm..
Kit and Kat: *both get down on either side of you and begin to lick along the sides of you, giggling slightly* Mmmm sweet....)
@Kit and Kat
(*blinks a few times* Thank Celestia I can't see, huh?)
@Kit and Kat
(*walks in and sees them*
Wait'll they get to the creamy filling
*laughs hard on the floor*)
[TOTALLY WORTH IT!]
@Lazulic
(Kit and Kat: *both look up giggling a bit* Mmm it isn't anything bad, Mr. Pony~!
Kit: Just us enjoying a sweet snack~!
Kat: Nothing more! You shouldn't think like that~! *giggles again*)
@zSONICoz
(Kit and Kat: Oooohh naughty thoghts, Sonic, naughty thoughts~! *both smirk and finish off the pancakes*)
((Kit and Kat: Such dirty thoughts, all of you, ponies~!
Kit: It's just pancakes after all~!
Kat: No reason to worry!
Kit: we know our limits here~! *giggles slightly*
Kat: But some of you seem to want us to go further all the time~!))
@Kit and Kat
(*bites lip* Um, sorry?)
@Lazulic
(Kit and Kat: *both slowly get up smiling * Ooh don't try to hid it, Mr. Pony~
Kit: We know how some stallions think..
Kat: and many, many other things too~
Kit and Kat: *both get along your sides, whispering in your ears*
Kit: What they want...
Kat: What they like...
Kit: And most of all...
Kat: what the like about us~ *smirks*)
@Kit and Kat
(*eyes widen as they talk* Um, I...um...)
@Kit and Kat
(*sits in the corner, watching curiously while munching on leek.*)
(Kit and Kat are back!)
@Lazulic
(Kit and Kat: *both look to you with a big smile on their faces* Oooohh, what's the matter~? *both slightly nuzzle you on either side of your neck* Kit and Kat got your tongue~? *both giggle again*)
@Leeky
(Kit and Kat: *both look back and wink* Enjoying the show, Miss~?)
((Kit and Kat: Deeply sorry, our little ponies, but we must go for now~!
Kit: we promise to be back as soon as we can!
Kat: We know you will all miss us of course~! *winks*
Kit: Until then!))
@Kit and Kat
(*confused smile* I...uh... *mouths the words "what's happening"*)
@Kit and Kat
(Hmmm...well the leek's good. Not enough singing, and lights, and shoes.)
*Trots into the kitchen, now free of his cheese prison* Okay, what? *notices Lazulic* Oh, hey Laz.
@Afro Mane
*blinks* Uh, hi...
@Lazulic
*tilts head quizically* Y-you okay, dude?
@Afro Mane
*laughs* Why wouldn't I be? Other than being wingless and blind, i'm fine!
@Afro Mane
Two ponies were trying to eat it.
@Lazulic
I keep saying. Goggles!
@Lazulic
Ah. Still blind. Sorry. Thought I heard giggling coming from here...
@Leeky
*Looks over to you* Eat what?
@Leeky
*confused* That's the first time you've said that. What kind?
@Afro Mane
It *gestures to Laz*
@Lazulic
No it's not! And well there's these *pulls out goggles from bag(that's there damn it!)*
@Leeky
Tried to eat Laz? Who?
@Leeky
*still confused* They were eating me?
@Afro Mane
It! *gestures more at Laz*
@Lazulic
Yeah!...I think.
@Leeky
*Attempts the Fluttershy Stare* Who. Is. It?
@Afro Mane
[Stare doesn't work on Leeky. Ben there, Dan that.]
@Afro Mane
*gets up and pokes Lsz*
This pony here is It.
@PewnyPL
[You have?]
@Leeky
(*gets poked* AAH! Don't scare me!)
@Leeky
[Nightmare night, remember?]
@PewnyPL
[...I have a bad memory. Either that or you're stare works differently to Fluttershy's.]
@Lazulic
...
*pokes you again*
@Leeky
*steps back* Stop...
@Leeky
[Well, during Elements RP it was stated that Pewny can use Stare, so during Nightmare Night I didn't write that I used "Fluttershy's Stare", just that I tried to Stare you. I propably left that really vague so could be understood wrongly]
@PewnyPL
[I REMEMBER NOW! Yeah, sorry, I just had a feeling that Leeky brain was just to messed up to be affected by the Stare.]
@Lazulic
*evil grin*
*pokes again*
@Leeky
*peeved* Do you not know what STOP means?
@Leeky
[So you DO remember. Good. And *laughs* sorry? For what? To be honest, when I tried to use it back then I MYSELF was sure it won't work on Leeky, too messed up character XD]
@Lazulic
Yup, it means; Leeky your the greatest! At least that's what it means to me.
@Lazulic
*poke*
@PewnyPL
[Insanity has it's perks XD]
@Leeky
I mean it. Stop or I'll....do....something
@Leeky
Alright, lemme get this straight: Laz- *points to him* -tried to eat himself? *shakes head, attempting to make sense of this* *sighs* Whatever.
@Lazulic
Hehe, I know I am *keeps poking you* And you're already doing a lot of things. Like breathing! And existing! Probably! I mean you never can really be sure...
@Afro Mane
No! Two ponies were trying to eat It *pokes Laz*
@Leeky
[That it sure has XD]
@Leeky
[And about that Kit and Kat thing... well... "Kit: we promise to be back as soon as we can!" they should be back soonish, couldn't it be said they are still tormenting Laz or something?]
@Leeky
*unamused* This is starting to sting...
@PewnyPL
[Um, I guess?]
((Kit and Kat: *slightly whine and pout* Ooooh you ponies!
Kit: How do we come back noow~?
Kat: You all moved on without us!))
@Kit and Kat
[Sorry! That was thoughtless of me!]
@Leeky
((Kit and Kat: *both smile and giggle* Oh that is quite alright, Leeky!
Kit: We're not upset with you, or anypony really!
Kat: Just hard to bring us back is all!
Kit and Kat: *both come up and nuzzle and hug* Please don't feel bad!))
@Kit and Kat
(Thank god, she stopped poking me!)
@Kit and Kat
[Ok, but I'll try to think ahead more in the future. Sorry for locking you out.]
@Leeky
((Kit and Kat: Oh it's fine!
Kit: But we do need to get going, anyway! *giggles*
Kat: Will come back later, some other time!
Kit and Kat: Both hug again* Until then ponies!! *both take off*))
(*slowly trots into the room, a big smirk on her face* Well, well, well ponies *spins a revolver close to her face* Guess who wants to visit~?)
@Roulette
[[[YES, 3 square brackets, so I won't get into this, at all. Sooo yeah, *runs away*]]]
@Roulette
[ROLLY! *fanmare face*]
@Roulette
*stares, mouth agape*
@Roulette
Who? Where?
@PewnyPL
(be that way then, sugar~ *winks*)
@Leeky
(*giggles and smiles8 Why hello there sweetheart, did ya miss me~?)
@Afro Mane
(Stunned again, I see, there, hmm~?)
@Lazulic
(oh ho ho, and who is this?)
@Leeky
[Wrong brackets me!]
@Roulette
Hmm, Maybe a little. It can be booooring sometimes and I haven't seen my minion in aaaaaages!
[or no brackets.]
@Roulette
*smiles* No, who is THIS?
@Roulette
Well that's It.
@Lazulic
And that's Rolly.
@Leeky
Ooohh such a shame, such a shame~! *looks around* are these ponies no more fun now?
@Lazulic
*laughs a tad* Oh, you a sly one. You can call me Roulette there, sugar, wanna tell me who YOU are?
@Roulette
*gets thrown off* Uh, Lazulic?
@Roulette
There not bad but....
@Leeky
Buuuut~? *giggles*
@Lazulic
Lazzy huh? Nice name, heh, You have some wonderful eyes too, sugar..
@Roulette
Oh thanks...they don't work...
@Lazulic
Oh, don't work, what do you mean they don't work, Lazzy? *trots up inspecting them, slightly breathing on you*
@Roulette
They....don't work. I'm blind.
@Lazulic
*gasps* oh, that is quite a shame, such a shame!! So you can't see how beautiful I am, hmm~?
@Roulette
But they can be kinda boring at times. Other times they're reaally useful. Like in our last war. They make great messengers.
@Lazulic
She forgot to were goggles.
@Roulette
Uhh, I suppose not then...am I missing out?
@Leeky
Oh do they now, well, good they can some use now isn't it~?
@Lazulic
*smirks and giggles a bit* Oh yes, you quite are, Laazy, so much so. But, what can you do *slightly taps you on the nose with a revolver* Can't do anything with ya blind~
@Lazulic
(*to Laz* Just think of Slots. As a mare. Not as bad as you'd think.)
@Roulette
*assumes it's a hoof* no, it kinda sucks.
@Afro Mane
*frowns slightly* Are you saying I look like a stallion there, Fluffy?
@Lazulic
*looks back to you* Oh that it does, sugar, that it does. A shame I can't do much, I am just little 'ol me after all. Where is that Doc? He could fix ya up~!
@Roulette
I dunno. He's gone somewhere.
@Roulette
Or Slots looks like a mare *munches on leek*
@Roulette
(What? No-ho-ho. I was trying to help Laz picture you. It wasn't an insult, just... SHE'S GOT A GUN!! *bolts out of the kitchen, and vaults over the couch, hiding on the other side*
*trots in and sits down*
Hey guys. What's going on?
@Lazulic
*gasps* Oh no, that isn't good, well, come now, we need to try and get them fixed now, lets see if we can find a nurse, come now! *slightly nudges you*
@Leeky
*think* Hmm...Well, you do have a point there sweetheart, you do...
@Afro Mane
*more munching* The couch, an invincible fort.
@Afro Mane
*glares slightly, but shrugs* Well, just word what you say better than Fluffy, I'd hate to think you thought I looked as such...
@zSONICoz
Rolly came to visit!
@Leeky
*looks over and nods*
That's good. Good to see you again Roulette.
@zSONICoz
*Trots in and sits next to Sonic*
...
@zSONICoz
Oh you to, Sonic, you too *winks* Would ya know where that Doc is, hm~?
@Roulette
Doc...He's on an errand right now...I haven't heard from him since last week.
@Roulette
Oh, are we going?
*Peeks up from behind the couch* Sorry, Roulette! *trots back into the kitchen, embarassed* You're cool, but you're kinda scary. *Notices Sonic and ???* Hey, Sonic, hey... whoever you are.
@Afro Mane
*looks to you and cranes his neck studying you*
...
@Afro Mane
*looks to you*
Hey Afro.
*looks down*
Well, don't you want to say something?
@zSONICoz
*looks back at you and shakes his head*
...
@zSONICoz
*pouts* A minion should always be available to assist there queen.
@Leeky
*shifts uneasily in his chair*
@zSONICoz
Hmm, I see, shame, this pony needs him. DO tell him Roulette wants him back ASAP.
@Lazulic
Yes, Lazzy, we're going, so come now, off with you! *nudges again*
@Afro Mane
*smirks and laughs* Scary? I'm not scary, I know how to have fun, you could ask Pewny hee hee! So again, just watch what you say...
@Roulette
...*winces from the demand*
...I'll see if I can.
@Roulette
*moves slightly in the direction you nudge him*
@zSONICoz
*tugs your arm and points to Roulette and sighs*
@Roulette
I dunno, you have kind of a... quirky... personality. I mean, everypony here does, but... I'll shut up now. We cool? *brohoof*
@???
*stares suspiciously*
@???
*looks to you and nods*
I know, I know.
@Leeky
*spots you looking at him and stares back at you studying you with no sound, words, just eyes of scarlet*
@zSONICoz
Good, see you do it sometime soon.
@Lazulic
Keep going, now!
@???
*looks down* And what are you looking at, little guy? *smirks* Like what ya see?
@Afro Mane
I am not 'quirky' Afro..But yes, we're fine, I suppose, put your hoof down though...
@???
*trots up to him and stare face to face* Do you know where my minion is?
@Roulette
*Puts down hoof* Alright... So, uh, where are ya takin' Laz?
@Leeky *looks at you and shakes his head and stick his tongue out and points his hoof into his mouth motioning his distain at you*
@Roulette
*Says nothing and continues staring straight at you*
@Roulette
*complies, walking through the door*
@???
I don't like quiet ponies, dear, I said the same to Rita, so please, come now, speak up, no reason to be shy!! *winks*
@Afro Mane
Im taking him to a doctor, he needs to see me!
@???
*frowns and bonks you on your head* I don't like you either!
[Leeky's a jerk.]
@Roulette
*Comes running around the corner* Oooh *Crashes into a strange looking pony* um Oh hi there *makes a honking sound* I'm slapstick, who may you be? *looks confused*
@Leeky
*frowns at you and the bonk as he gets up and quickly uses his hind legs and trips you as you fall flat on your face. He looks at you and shakes his head*
*mutters* Amateur....
@Roulette
*looks at you*
There...Happy...I....speak...
(...Okay, you lost me. Who's next, Aura? Rita? Blackjack? Slots? ((Those last two are extremely viable, but whatever.)))
@Roulette; @Lazulic
Alright, have fun! *turns to see Slapstick* Hey... you...? (Not sure Slapstick and I have actually met.)
@???
*sighs*
Come now, would he be happy to see you doing that?
(be back in a few)
@???
*grabs a leek and throws it at you, it manages to thwack you on the head before bouncing back into Leeky's hooves* At least I got you to talk *sticks out tongue*
@Lazulic
Good keep go- *is cut off as she is bumped into*
@Slapstick
GAH! *falls to the floor* Oh, who do you think you are, running into me like that, you ignorant Stallion! *glares* You don't know who I am?
@???
*gets up slowly* That's a good colt, much better. Now let's see if you know how to speak to a mare, what is your name, hmm~?
@Roulette
*looks up* umm duh silly that's why I asked what your name was... *tilts head* so what is it??
@Leeky
*looks back and sighs*
...not worth time....Master calls...
@Roulette
........Quick Step....Master gave...when he found me...
*walks into room* Hey! What's u-...*sees Roulette* *horn starts glowing*
(Called it. F***ing called it.) *Looks over* Hey, Rita. Apparently there's a party in the kitchen.
@Quick Step
You are the one who is not worth time!
@Slapstick
*glares* It's Roulette, you idiot. Keep that in mind, and do NOT do that again, got it?
@Quick Step
Quick Step, mm~? A nice name, for you. Quite cute too, though DO speak up a bit more~!
@Rita Lot
*gaps and smiles* Ooooh Rita, deary, there you are, come give Auntie Rita a hug~!
@Afro Mane
I see. And Roulette is here. I think I'll be going. Don't really feel like getting shot in the hoof today. *continues preparing teleportation spell. For some reason, magic's been slow today.*
@Roulette
(I believe that I am Rita, not you.) Um, no, that's ok! I think I hear Twi calling.
@Roulette
Don't do what again? HUH!? And you look like really silly but I like it *Grins very largely*
@Leeky
*sighs*
Says.....who...needs...minions...
@Roulette
Thanks...Sorry....vocal...chords...hurt...Master...fix some.....but Master....hurting....I...repay...debt
@Rita Lot
*slowly trots up to you* and why would I shoot you, deary? *nuzzles slightly* I adore of course~!
(Oh I know, deary, just a tad bit of a mistake~!)
@Slapstick
*turns back glaring* Silly, SILLY!? I am NOT silly, you ignorant Stallion, so keep quiet!
@Quick Step
UGh, another pony hurt in some way, what do you all DO to yourselves!?
@Quick Step
Minions are cool!
@Roulette
O-oh, Of course! But Twi is still getting used to walking again, and she needs help. *horn still glows* *Thinking: Why is this taking so long?!*
*runs into a wall* ow...
@Roulette
*looks confused* Ignorant you mean AWESOME! Yea I know I always am called that *Smiles* so what youuuuu doooooooinnnn? *tilts head* Huh?
@Lazulic
*starts cracking up, letting spell fizzle* Smooth move, Laz.
*sighs* I'm gonna settle this. Leeky, stop corrupting our youth. *turns to each of you in order* Slapstick, you're barking up the wrong tree. Quick Step, I suggest you chill out on talking. Rita, *Stops* Wait, when were you shot in the hoof?
@Rita Lot
oooh come now, I haven't seen you in AGES! Don't you want to spend timw with me~? OH! Maybe I can come with you, and take Lazzy with us to see if she can fix his eyes, hmm~?
@Lazulic
Oh dear, come over here, Lazzy, follow my voice!
@Slapstick
*rolls eyes* ugh, stallions...If you must know, Im trying to meet with my favorite group of ponies, thank you very much, YOU are NOT one of them...
@Afro Mane
Never, but she's done it to others before, and I don't feel like experiencing it.
@Roulette
Birth defect....vocally...challenged...Daddy...Mommy...no love....kill....run...Master...Sonic...Friend......
@Leeky
*shrugs*
@Roulette
Um, I don't think Twi knows healing magic like that, otherwise she would have heeled her hoof. And she doesn't like meeting strangers unannounced.
@Roulette
*he turns 180 degrees and begins walking slowly* Where's the exit?
@Roulette
Aww thanks I'm one too and I just met you *Hugs* well it was nice to meet you Silly Scary yet very interesting pony *Smiles* I'm Slapstick if you don't remember. *should I sing to you? Wanna hear my great voice in a majestic song? *tilts head* do ya?
@Quick Step
Ok! This kid knows about these "mommy's" and "daddy's" too?
@Lazulic
Over here, bro! Just... follow the sound of my--WALL! GO LEFT!!
@Rita Lot
Doesn't she have a book for that?
@Leeky
Leeky, have Slots explain it to you when he gets back from wherever he is.
@Afro Mane
You mean Super Naturals? No, nothing in there cures blindness unless it was caused by a plant. And nothing to heal bones either.
@Leeky
*sighs*
Mommy...Daddy...hate...QuickStep...
(brb ponies, hee hee~!)
@Rita Lot
That sucks. Sadly, dynamite isn't a plant.
@Afro Mane
If it was, we couldn't let Pinkie anywhere near the forest.
@Rita Lot
Heh, right. Somehow, I feel Laz's blindness is all my fault...
@Afro Mane
What? Why? What happened?
@Quick Step
"Mommy's" and "daddy's" can hate?
...
Does this mean they're alive?
@Quick Step
*smiles at you*
Which is why he lives with us now.
@Afro Mane
*bumps into a wall* *sighs*
@Leeky
Oh Luna. Somepony really needs to explain this to you, Leeky.
@Rita Lot
*sighs*
She...no...understand...she...clueless...
@Quick Step
Yup.
@Rita Lot
I'm listening.
@Rita Lot
Oh, well, uh... Lazulic and I got bored one day, so Doc gave us some dynamite and, we went out int othe Everfree Forest to light some off. I lit one off, and everything was fine. Laz lit the next one off, and just stood there... To this day, I honestly have no idea why.
@Leeky
What? I'm not explaining it. I told you, ask Slots to when he gets back.
@Quick Step
*glares*
I have many clues, thank you very much.
@Afro Mane
Wait. Let me get this straight. You went into the Everfree Forest to light explosives on fire. Do either of you have any common sense? Like, at all?
@Leeky
Tell then....what clues...have you...hmm?..
@Rita Lot
*pouts* Why can't you tell me? *turns to face everyone else* Or any pony else since y'all seem to know?
@Leeky
Leeky, you take what we say and give it a different meaning altogether.
@Quick Step
They're a secret! They'll pull out my eyes if I tell you. And goggles won't stop them!
@zSONICoz
No! You all just don't make any sense! And you won't even try to make them make sense!
@Rita Lot
It sounded like a good idea at the time...
@Leeky
Yes, we do, Leeky. Actually, I'm starting to think you do know what parents are. You're just pretending that you don't!
@Leeky
*facehoofs*
Yes, we do try to make sense it's just you refuse to comprehend the sense we try to give you.
@Afro Mane
Doesn't it always?
@Rita Lot
Wait! Why have we switched to parent? You mention those with "mothers", "fathers", "mum", "dad", "papa" and "mama". And "ma's" and "pa's". But I dunno what they mean! I'm not pretending anything!
@zSONICoz
*starts tearing up* I try!!! But I don't get it!
@Leeky
*trots to you*
...Like to know...Parents...are Mom...and dad.....they are same thing...different....word....
@Leeky
The ones that start with M are the female type of parents. The others are Male. Don't ask why,I dunno either. You sure?
@Quick Step
*sits down* Mom's and dad's are parents? And Parent's are Mom's and dad's? What about "mothers", "fathers","papa" and "mama","ma's" and "pa's"?
@Rita Lot
They have genders? They're alive and they have genders? What do they do?
@Leeky
*nods*
Same meaning...different words
@Leeky
They, um, *pulls Sonic in front of self as shield* Here! Sonic will explain!
*finally gets to area and stands there*
@Rita Lot
*you pulled a Sonic standee in front of you. YOU WIN!*
@Rita Lot
*turns and looks expectantly at Sonic. Slightly exited that she's finally going to find out*
@Lazulic
*Scoots over next to him*
@Leeky
*trots to Standee*
...Miss....*pushes standee and it falls over*
Fake...
@zSONICoz
*turns back to look at rita*
@Leeky
Did I say Sonic? I meant Afro! *pulls said pony over*
@Rita Lot
*turns to Afro*
@Leeky
...Genders?...Oh...those....things...Master...taught?..Simple really...
@Quick Step
Um I guess, Do you know what parents do? And what they look like?
@Rita Lot
*To Rita, quietly* I'm going to shoot you in the hoof for this. *Out loud* Well, Leeky, uh... Moms and dads are ponies, usually adults, though not always, but we're not getting into that. Uh, they, uh... Raise colts and fillies from when they're born until they're ready to take care of themselves. Any other questions? *To Rita again, quietly* I'm going to lock you in a small room with Roulette and a manticorn.*
@Afro Mane
*teleports from one side of you to the other and sticks tongue out, reminding you of teleportation*
@Leeky
*takes out a book*
Here...enlighten...Afro....leave...some...out...
*Hands over the book it says Genders and Parents 101.*
@Afro Mane
Oh!
...
where do they get the fillies and colts? Slave traders? Trees?
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