Well, would you look at that. We've filled up our first post here in the new blog, hooray! So that brings us to-*counts on fingers* ...close to
30,000 posts!! Wow, everypony, just...wow. We need to send somepony to count EVERY post in Equestria Daily, see how many we need to match that *laughs* Anyway, heres our new post, and ADORABLE TWILIGHT SPARKLE for our new pic! Hee hee, its fun being able to pick the new pictures...in fact...I can post anything....hmm...
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(.....I'll remove it later okay, sorry XD)
4998 comments:
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[*melted in cheese... or CC ate him... or I dunno, something]
@PewnyPL
{Will stuck to the ceiling work?}
(*Looks up* oh, there he is.)
(NEW PAGE!)
@Rita Lot
[*is glued to the celinin by sticky cheese. Not sure how he ended up there*]
@PewnyPL
(*looks up* ...How?!)
@Afro Mane
[*Ask Rita, her idea, he was dead all the time*]
(Morning Anypony)
(Hi, I'm back.)
@Rita Lot
(Hello Rita ^^)
@Slots
(Went to the science center ^-^)
(Hi Slots, Hi Rita.)
@PewnyPL
(*looks up and laughs* Look at him!)
@Rita Lot
(Oh that sounds like it was fun!)
@Afro
(hey there)
@Black Rain
(maybe we should get him down.)
@Rita Lot
(Good idea... *turns and grabs a stool*)
@Black Rain
I'm pretty sure he's dead.
@Black Rain
(No need for that! *horn lights up*)
Afro Mane
(Huh? What do you mean?)
@Rita Lot
(No no no, hear me out! *picks it up and throws it in the air, hitting Afro as it comes back down*)
@Black Rain
(...*watches*....Quick Step...no...get....why....throw?...)
@Black Rain
(... did you throw that just to hit Afro?)
Quick Step
(Oh, hey Quick Step.)
@Rita Lot
(*scratches head* That played out so much better in my head...)
@Rita Lot
(...Hello....Pony.....name?....I....don't....know.....)
@Black Rain
(Yeah, most things are like that.)
@Quick Step
(Rita.)
@Rita Lot
(Ummm... *grabs a bigger chair*)
@Rita Lot
(*studies you*....Rita....nice....name......Hello.....)
@Black Rain
(*looks at him*.....Please....no...throw....*points at stool*....Example....)
@Quick Step
(Thanks!)
@Black Rain
@Rita Lot
((Derp! Here's what goes under Black Rain.))
(Um, no. *takes chair*)
@Rita Lot
(*gets chair taken away* Aww...)
@Black Rain
(We don't want you hurting anypony.)
@Rita Lot
(But-but-but... *slumps down*)
@Black Rain
(Sorry, but I don't think Afro or anypony else here wants permanent brain damage. Let me get him down. *magics away the cheese holding Pewny to the ceiling, sending him crashing into another pile of cheese)
@Rita Lot
(*laughs again* Oh man!)
@Black Rain
(oops.)
@Rita Lot
(No no, it's funny! He's like...not..even.....moving......)
@Black Rain
(How is that funny?)
@Rita Lot
[*He is dead and now battered. What next?*]
@Rita Lot
(*turns to her* This is your fault. I'm not cleaning him up.)
@PewnyPL
(*a ton of cheese falls off the ceiling* Oops.)
@Black Rain
(Neither am I.)
@Rita Lot
(*pauses, then turns to Afro, who he assumes is on the ground still* Hey, dude. Uh, you kinda need to clean something up...)
(*pokes dead Pewny*...Dead....no...good.....why.....)
@Black Rain
(I'll do the cheese, not him. *starts levitating cheese*)
@Quick Step
(Dunno.)
@Rita Lot
(*sighs*.....Wrong....death......though.....happens.....Master.....says.....life....cruel.....good....point...)
@Black Rain
(*whacked in the head by a stool, and knocked unconscious, landing in the fondue*)
@Quick Step
(Eh, he'll be alive again before too long. Nopony stays dead forever around here. I know a mare who died several times before, now she's still alive.)
@Afro Mane
(*watches you* where'd the stool come from.)
@Rita Lot
(*steps back* Uhhh....heh.)
@Rita Lot
(*looks to you*....That....wrong...still.....Quick Step....know.....He....almost....died.....)
@Quick Step
(Really? What happened? *realizes something* OH! Not that you have to tell us, of course. You don't have to if you don't want to.)
@Black Rain
(No, you threw that one a while ago.)
@Rita Lot
(I may or may not have thrown another...)
(*groans*)
@Rita Lot
(*shakes head* Quick Step....can't.....not....ready.....Master....says.....too.....traumatic.....)
@Black Rain
(*facehoof* Rain. I thought I told you not to throw any more furniture!)
@Quick Step
(OK. I won't push. You can tell us when you're ready.)
@Rita Lot
(No you didn't. you just took it away...)
(*right hind leg twitches*)
@Black Rain
(...true.)
@Afro Mane
(*grabs hoof* You act as if that hurt...)
@Black Rain
(Wood... Head... Heavy...)
@Afro Mane
(Heh heh! It's like when a dog is sleeping, and he has a dream about chasing something!)
[[...... Could I be ressurected finally? I mean, the whole death thing is not canon, since Sonic killed me in []s, so fully OOC but come on... How long can it take XD]]
@PewnyPL
(*punches in the stomach* GET UP!)
[*shruggies*]
@PewnyPL
((Sure.))
@Black Rain
(Don't think that's gonna work.)
@Rita Lot
(Hmm...i'm no doctor, but I don't think he's okay...)
@PewnyPL
[Pretty far.XD It gets the Rp going]
@Black Rain
(He'll come back soon enough. Like I said. Nopony around here stays dead for long.)
(*twitches again*)
@Afro Mane
(*throws him up* Get up! *balances him on all fours* Stay....stay...)
@Black Rain
(Careful.)
@Black Rain
(*drops to a sitting position, and hazilly looks up at Black Rain* ...Momma...?
@Black Rain
(*drops to a sitting position, and hazilly looks up at Black Rain* ...Momma...?)
@Afro Mane
(*facehoofs and whispers* Celestia...)
@Afro Mane
(*falls on the floor laughing, dropping the cheese that was being levitated onto Rain*)
@Rita Lot
(*gets covered* *sighs*)
@Black Rain
(*still giggling* Sorry.)
@Rita Lot
(mhm. *shakes most of the cheese off, some is still in his hair* This'll take forever to get out...)
[I didn't read, so I assume melted cheese]
@Black Rain
(*hides a smile*)
@Black Rain
(Sorry.)
{Yup.}
@Rita Lot
(*starts picking where it is stuck* This is bothering me...Do you have some magic for this? You seem to have a lot of it.)
@Black Rain
(Um, no hair washing spells. I can pull it out though. *starts tugging on the cheese*)
@Rita Lot
(*closes one eye* AAH! Not so hard!)
(Huh? *shakes self awake* Okay, what happened?)
@Afro Mane
(*rolls his eyes as cheese is getting pulled* Hi son! *laughs*)
@Black Rain
(Sorry. *pulls more gently*)
@PewnyPL
[And then I read this and with powers that I have over the interwebz...you are alive once again....MAGIC!]
@Black Rain
(What? *tilts head quizzically*)
@Afro Mane
(*rofls again*)
@Rita Lot
(AH! You're tugging again!)
@Rita Lot
(*looks at her* Wh-what's so funny?)
@Afro Mane
(*facehoofs*...*mutters*...Idiot....)
@Black Rain
(*calms down* Heh. Sorry. *stops tugging*)
(Whatever. *raises to all fours, and notices about half a pound of fondue in his hair* ...Buuuuck...)
@Afro Mane
(*tugs it out of your hair*)
@Afro Mane
(*looks over* Yeah buddy, now you know how I--OW!--feel...)
@Black Rain
(Sorry.)
@Rita Lot
(...AAAAHHHA-HA-HAAA!! Owwww...)
@Afro Mane
(*shrugs*)
@Afro Mane
(...Makes....me......glad....I....have....none......in...hair....)
@Quick Step
(Yeah, not fun...ow)
@Rita Lot
(*stares*)
(Look, whatever. Anypony wanna go to the bar or something?)
@Afro Mane
(*looks around* Are any of us even OLD enough?)
(Guuuuuess who's back from getting his paycheck and picked up Skyward Sword and is freaking enjoying the bonus CD with wonderful Music!? 8D)
@Slots
[*points at you* THAT GUY! *brohoofs* Nice! Enjoy the game it took five years to make but is totally worth the buy.:D]
@Black Rain
(Ponyville has a drinking age?)
@zSONICoz
(*brohoofs* INDEED!! I SHALL enjoy tyhis game, and of course its okay to wait, its freaking ZELDA!!! 8D)
@Afro Mane
(*shrugs* You tell me!)
@Black Rain
(I've been to Ponyville's bar before.)
@Afro Mane
(Do they serve apple juice?)
@Afro Mane
(I'm pretty sure the three of us are too young. Young ponies tend to do stupid things when drunk.)
@Slots
[Geekout like the Zelda fanboys we are....Check....Still have to geek out for another 10 minutes. DIE GANONDORF! DSGFGDFGDFGD! That was me, Wrecking all over him. XD]
@zSONICoz
(dude you have no idea right now (sister is yelling at me to stop raising my hands like Im directing the music XD) I just cant wait to start playing this game and get into Zelda again, it has been far too long, too many 360 games.)
@Black Rain
(I... Think so.)
@Rita Lot
(*turns to her and coos* Oh, look at you, trying to be the voice of reason. *turns to the kitchen entrance* Let's roll, Bronies. *trots toward the door, attempting to place swagger into his walk*)
@Afro Mane
(*sees how you walk* You sure you're not drunk already?)
@Rita Lot
(*facehoofs*...He...just....being...stupid.......
*to Afro*
....Mares.......think......that...stupid...)
@Afro Mane
(*looks* You look stupid.)
@Quick Step
(*nods* yeah. We do.)
@Rita Lot
(It.....dumb....try....so.....hard....to....impress.....it......sad........I.....see........it.....done.....always....fails.......)
@Quick Step
(Always makes me laugh when stallions think that this will impress mares. Happens surprisingly often.)
@Rita Lot
(And some mares even LIKE it! Looks like you gotta use the bathroom all the time to me.)
@Black Rain
(Uhuh. I don't like stallions who do that. I'd like a colt who could just be him...self. *realizes is surrounded by colts right at this very second and that this is very awkward*)
@Rita Lot
[[Let the shipping commence]]
@Rita Lot
(.........................................................................................................................................................................................Bad.......choice.......words.....)
@PewnyPL
{Shut up, you!}
@Quick Step
(Yup.)
@Rita Lot
(Well, you're already above the bar for most of the kids at my school)
@Everypony *stops at the door* Alright, alright... *turns around* I can see my swag is too fly for you.
@Afro Mane
(Yeah, cause anypony with a brain could like that...)
@Afro Mane
(....What.....Swag?.......You......never......had.......why.....claim.....)
@Black Rain
(...)
@Afro Mane
(*double facehoof + face-cheese)
@Rita Lot
(*looks* What? It's true!)
@Black Rain
(....Protip......think.......before.......say........)
@Black Rain
(*blushes*)
@Quick Step
(*is very confused* Did I...what?)
@Black Rain
(Alright, I get it.)
@Black Rain
(*shakes head*.....Nevermind...)
(*still blushing*)
@Afro Mane
(I don't think you really get it. But are we going inside or what? I'm freezing!)
@Rita Lot
(*notices* You cold too? Heh.)
@Black Rain
(Huh? U-uh yeah! Cold. Totally.)
@Rita Lot
(Come.....let's.....go......need....to....see.....how......mares....laugh....at....*point to Afro*...him.........)
@Quick Step
(heh heh! Yeah!)
@Quick Step
(*laughs* Yeah, cotton candy pony, why don't you try your "swag" on the other ponies?)
((Daw this is adorable watching this ^-^))
@Slots
((*eyebrow raise*))
@Rita Lot
((what? I have never in this blog life seen you blush heh!))
@Rita Lot
[[Be honest Rita, you feel something for Black Rain, that's why you blush *smiles*]]
@Slots
[Rita....Blushing...STOP THE PRESSES! HOLY BUCK WE GOT A HOT SCOOP! XD]
@Slots and Pewny
(( XP ))
@Black Rain
(*stares straight at him for a few seconds, then backs off*
@Rita and company
Just stay cool, and everything will be okay.
@Afro Mane
(What? They'll know we're under age. We're a lot shorter than you.)
@Rita Lot
(....Why.....bother.....asking......we....in....over.....our....heads.........literally....)
@Quick Step
(Yeah. And Afro doesn't have the most common sense. He once set of explosive in a forest.)
@Afro Mane
(I'm still wondering why we're here anyways. I didn't agree to come.)
@Black Rain
(Neither did I.)
@Black Rain
(....Wait....*facehoofs*.....We......some....how.....walked......without....noticing......Quick Step.....feel.....dumb.....)
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@S.Aura Knight
(Or, you know, we could do the old fashion trench coat method to make us look older.)
@Black Rain
(I call not bottom!)
@Rita Lot
(....I....bottom....I....good at seeing...past....objects........training.....for....eyes.....)
@Quick Step
(Ya sure you can hold us? Also, TOP!)
((And thus Foal Saga was born again....without any of us becoming fillies or colts XD))
@Black Rain
(*nods*.....Quick Step.....deal....with.....worse......go ahead.....I.....no mind....)
@Quick Step
(*gets up on your back* If we get busted, we tell them it was Afro's idea. Agreed?)
@Quick Step
(Alright! Lets go! *jumps on top*
...............
I think we need a coat...)
@Black Rain
(Yeah, a coat would be good.)
@Rita Lot
(*produces coat* I.....use....this.....to.....*pauses*....Nevermind......put on......)
@Quick Step
(I don't wanna know. *levitates coat around us*)
@Quick Step
(*skeptic look* Alright...everypony ready?)
@Black Rain
(Ready!)
@Black Rain
*nods*....Ready....Forward...*moves with ease forward using magic to guide his movements*
@Quick Step
(*whisper* You guys do the movements with your magic. I'll be the talker. Got it?)
@Quick Step
(*wobbles a bit but still manages to stay on your back and keep Rain on mine*)
@Black Rain
(*whispers* got it, but what am I supposed to do?)
@Black Rain
(*nods* Fine.....I.....don't.....talk.....much.....anyway.....)
@Rita Lot
(*shrugs* Look....adorable.....Quick Step....don't know.......be the middle while....we.....somehow.....get.....in)
@Rita Lot
(I don't think Quick can do everything. you help with the magic. *they push through the door, a small, lightless room filled with a few ponies. they all stare at them*)
@Quick Step
(*wobbles* *whispers* OK. and don't shrug.)
@Rita Lot
(*nods* Ok....Bad...idea....never....again.....*walks forward into the bar, he walks to Afro*....Hush...now...)
@Quick Step
(*puts head back in* What do you want to drink?)
@Black Rain
(Non-alcoholic apple juice.)
@Black Rain
(*pauses*.......Something.....not....liquor......)
@Quick Step@Rita Lot@Black Rain
(*calls out from the bar* Hey stranger, how's it going!?)
@Quick Step
(Alright. Hold on... *looks over the shelves* There doesn't seem to be any apple juice. What a world....Take a look at what you want, he's not looking. I don't know what any of this is...)
@Black Rain
(*peeks through coat* *whispers* Um, I don't think Marely Temples are Alcoholic. I think I've had one before. It's just lemon/lime soda and cherry juice.)
@Rita Lot
(....Give....some....Never...tried....soda....good....had....orange cream...once...)
@Quick Step
(*whispers* WE should be quiet now.)
@Rita Lot
(*whispers* What's gin?)
@Rita Lot
(*nods and whispers*....sorry....)
@Black Rain
(*whispers* Alcohol.)
*chatting with an uninterested mare*
@Rita Lot
(Ah. What about brandy?)
@Black Rain
(*whispers* Alcohol.)
@Rita Lot
(*getting impatient* Vodka?)
@Black Rain
(*whispers* Hint.....look lower....usaully.....non-liquior....lower....)
@Quick Step
(*sighs* I'm not thirsty anyways..*waves bartender down*)
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