Well, would you look at that. We've filled up our first post here in the new blog, hooray! So that brings us to-*counts on fingers* ...close to
30,000 posts!! Wow, everypony, just...wow. We need to send somepony to count EVERY post in Equestria Daily, see how many we need to match that *laughs* Anyway, heres our new post, and ADORABLE TWILIGHT SPARKLE for our new pic! Hee hee, its fun being able to pick the new pictures...in fact...I can post anything....hmm...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE MY FAVORITE FAN SHIP, BLOGGERS!! THE POWER! POOOOOWEEER!!!!
(.....I'll remove it later okay, sorry XD)
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@Slots
(Always answer questions XD
but yeah, that's good. I myself am tired a bit, still a bit sick but not too much, and glad I still have no school tomorrow because I'm not ready to go back XD)
@Rita Lot
(And yes, I stole it from you :P)
@S.Aura Knight
(heh fine then XD
And I see, well at least your getting a bit better now)
(Is anyone alive here?)
@S.Aura Knight
(Hrm?)
@S.Aura Knight
[I am also here]
@S.Aura Knight
(Nope)
@S.Aura Knight
What is "life", when you really think about it?
@CC
(The answer is simple. Ponies)
(Does anypony exist in this blog at the moment?)
@Rita Lot
(Which moment? There could be or could not be depending on what moment we are talking about. Or are we talking about the exact moment you posted? In that case then no, because you were posting, not in the blog, and no one else was there either.
...I am bored, can you tell?)
@S.Aura Knight
[Yes, your boredom is quite clear. Though how do you wish to address the situation at hoof?]
@S.Aura Knight
(OK Miss Philosopher. And I meant was anypony here.)
@zSONICoz
(By getting called away for fifteen minutes)
@Rita Lot
(Oh. in that case uh who do you want to be here? I can cover almost anypony.)
@S.Aura Knight
[15 mintutes....That's a whole 900 seconds...Niiiiicce!
Anyway *looks around*....And now we make.....PARTY! HAHAHAHA!]
(Hi. Mom dragged me and my sister off for christmas card photos.)
@Rita Lot
(Explains a lot.)
@Rita Lot
[*laughs* You too. I know the feeling We just did our photos earlier today as well. XD]
@S.Aura Knight and zSONICoz
(Yup. Had to find the perfect spot and have the perfect pose and whatnot.)
@Rita Lot
(Ouch. Hate that kinda thing.)
@Aura, Rita, Sonic
[You guys at least are with your family...]
@PewnyPL
[Though this song is not warranted I'ma sing it anyway.
We are family~
I got all my sisters and me!~
....
Ok I'm done.]
@zSONICoz
[*raises eyebrow* what?]
@zSONICoz
(That was cheesy.)
@PewnyPL
[*shrugs sheepishly*]
@Rita Lot
[I know, I know. I'm stupid.]
@zSONICoz
(NOt stupid, just tacky.)
@Rita, Sonic
[Meh, forget it. I do see them every two weeks after all, so it's not that bad]
@PewnyPL
(That's not bad! It's not like you only see them once a year.)
@Rita Lot
[Yes,yes. I know I'm so freaking tacky. *sigh* Whatever then I'm just bored and I need something to do.]
@zSONICoz
(*looks* Football?)
@Black Rain
(Hi)
@Rita Lot
(Hey there!)
@Black Rain
[...*headdesk*...I just remembered that and I also remember that I'm leaving...Why is it that I have to go when I'm about to cure my boredom I just wanna throw a rock or something....Well let's see then, I'll comment until I have to go if I don't respond within 20 minutes I'm gone.]
(*walks outside towards an open field*)
@Black Rain
('Sup?)
@zSONICoz
(Alright! *walks behind you*)
@Rita
Nothin much. Trying to get some "work" done. Attempting my first fanfic.)
@Black Rain
(*makes it to the center of the field and takes out a cube (No I didn't kidnap Seth. XD) and places it down and the cube glows and makes the field have white lines and two nets at the far ends of each other and Sonic produces a ball*
There I think that's good. *turns to you* Ready to learn?)
@zSONICoz
(Yep! I'm ready for anything! *gets to a jumping position*)
@zSONICoz
(Silly Sonic! Seth isn't a cube anymore! he's a pony with a cube cutie mark! You just stole his cutie mark.)
@Black Rain
(Cool!)
@Black Rain
(*looks at you and nods* Alright then. First off let's stretch to play better you must first stretch to loosen your muscles
*begins stretching*)
@Rita Lot
[Oh well then. XD I don't give a darn let's just move on]
@zSONICoz
(Oh, um, alright... *follows Sonic's stretches*)
@Black Rain
(*they stretch for 15 minutes* Alright that should be good enough.
*stands up and produces a ball* Now the key to any good player is to always keep the ball near your feet when running.)
@zSONICoz
(I know how to play ball. Just not with rules.)
@zSONICoz
[Excuse me gentlecolts, but what is this foot you are speaking of?]
@PewnyPL
[*Headdesk*....Thank you for pointing that out. I shall now coin the term "Hoofball". Any objections?]
@Black Rain
(*nods* Good to know then. This sport does have rules.
1. You score by getting the ball into the net. Simple
2. The hind legs and head are the only things that can touch the ball and dribble and shoot no front hooves.
I think that's it really oh yeah.
3. If a player doesn't have the ball and you hit them unnecessarily that counts as a foul.)
@zSONICoz
(Sounds simple enough. *grabs the ball* Anything else?)
@Black Rain
(*thinks then remembers* Yes there is *stands up on his hind hooves with perfect balance (WTF HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! It's the blog if you can sit like Lyra(Heartstrings....(Whatever) I'm sure you can stand like a regular....what was it now...."human" I don't know.)*
You must always stand on your hind legs at for good dribbles. You can rest every once in a while on all fours but when you have the ball you must stand on your hind legs.)
@zSONICoz
[Was just about to point out that it would be hard to dribble the ball using hind hooves while running on all fours but meh, you were quicker]
@PewnyPL
[Nothing makes sense around here anyway so in simple terms...."F**K IT!" XD ]
@zSONICoz
(*watches you, then stands up, wobbling quite a bit* Like this?)
@Black Rain
(*is suddenly by the field, watching your every move*)
@Black Rain
(*nods and chuckles as you wobble* Good! We'll have to get your balance up so you can easily dribble. Though I am impressed you can stand up straight despite how old you are...that and coupled with the fact you are an earth pony...I think you have the makings of being a great player.)
@zSONICoz
(*falls slowly back on all fours* Really?)
@Black Rain
(*nods* Yup, I do and I'm not saying that to give you false hope. I really do think you could be a great player. If that's what you'd like to pursue at anytime if you want to stop tell me. I would never force you to keep playing.)
@zSONICoz
(No, I want to play! Maybe it's my special talent! *stands up and wobbles again*)
@Black Rain
(*smiles*)
@Black Rain
(*motions with his hooves* No,No I mean further down the line not now of course. *chuckles* Anyway let's get started *places the ball down and holds it with his right hind hoof* The first step is taking this ball right here away from me.)
@zSONICoz
(*nods, and motions to kick it out from under his hoof*)
@Black Rain
(*with the flick of his right hoof he gets it under his other hind hoof and smiles*
Good! Now try again but try to do it faster.)
@zSONICoz
(*watches silently*)
@zSONICoz
(*looks* Huh? *he turns around, to see it in your other hoof* Oh... *he tries to kick it, going faster this time*)
@Black Rain
(*Once again but not before you nick the ball just enough that he loses it. He turns to you and smiles*
Good, good! You really know how to attack we'll learn more tougher drills, but this will do for now....Now come with me were going to find out out how much control you have over the ball. *trots towards a net* Come.)
@zSONICoz
(*stomps hooves in way of clapping*)
@Rita Lot
(*looks over and squints* Hey! It's Rita! *he stands up and waves*)
@Black Rain
(*looks over to find Rita and smiles* Rita! How long have you been standing there?!)
@Black Rain and zSONICoz
(Hi! And a while.)
@Rita Lot
(How do ya think i'm doing, then?)
@Rita Lot
(*nods and looks to Rain* Why don't you take a break and go talk to her.)
@Black Rain
(Pretty good! Of course, I'm not one for sports, but Sonic says you're doing good!)
@Rita Lot
(*walks over* Thanks! He says i'm a natural! He can help you if you want!)
@Black Rain
(Nah, like I said. Not really one for sports. Never have been. But I'd be happy to watch!)
@Black Rain
(*watches as you two talk and smiles and trots to the net and floats the ball to him and places it about 38 meters from the net and slightly off to the right. He stand up on his hind legs and trots a few steps back then runs at the ball and kicks it hard and the it flies through the air with a barely audioable Whoosh And lands smack in the center of the net and Sonic smiles*....Still got it....
[Gotta go now Be back when I can.]
@Rita Lot
(Yes, exercise the eyes, huh? *laughs* Well, if you change your mind, feel free to come play!)
@Black Rain
(Yeah. *smiles* I'll keep that in mind!)
@Rita Lot
(Alright! *goes to walk back* And keep smiling! It's good motivation!)
@Black Rain
(*giggles*)
@Rita Lot
(*stops and turns* Wait, you live in a library, right?)
@Black Rain
(Yeah, why?)
@Rita Lot
(And you probably...read...a lot, right?)
@Black Rain
(*glances at book on flank, making sure it's still there*...yes.)
((Of course I left to play video games because nothing was happening and then you guys started something. *sigh* Always me XD))
@Rita Lot
(Ah, right. Well, while we're learning things, do you think you can teach me to read? I can a little, but not too well.)
@Black Rain
(You... You don't know how to read? Sure, I guess I can teach you.)
@Rita Lot
(Well, I can read a little, just not as much as i'd like. And, you're the smartest pony I know, so...)
@Black Rain
(*blushes and smiles* I understand. OK, I'll teach you.)
@Rita Lot
(*hugs* Oh thank you! This is awesome!)
@Black Rain
(*still blushing* Yay! Awesomeness!)
@Rita Lot
(*lets go* So, tomorrow then?)
@Rita Lot
[I wanted to keep silent just enjoying a read, but, well.........
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw *smiles*]
@Black Rain
(Yeah, tomorrow's good!)
@Rita Lot
(Alright! Sound good! And if I can suggest, get a scarf! Your cheeks are red...)
@Black Rain
(*blushes a bit more* Y-yeah! From the cold! I'll get a scarf!)
@Rita Lot
(*looks* Kinda cute, you must admit however! Maybe cold is your look!)
@Rita Lot
(*still shooting at the net but eyes you both and smiles.*)
[I'm back]
@Black Rain
(*maximum blush commencing*)
@Rita Lot
(*smiles* Like that! *looks to Sonic* Uh oh, seems he's waiting. I'll, uh, see you later?)
@Black Rain
(Y-yeah! See you later!)
@Rita Lot
(Bye! *he gallops to Sonic* So, we ready?)
@Black Rain
(*smiles* Bye!)
@Black Rain
(*nods* Yes, *trots to the net and takes a stance* Here shoot the ball at the net, here's a tip give the ball a touch and then shoot. Alright now shoot at me.)
[My responses will be scattered. Will fix when I can.]
@zSONICoz
(Alright! *hops in front of the ball, and stands up* Okay! *he kicks it hard in the nets direction, falling as he does*)
@Black Rain
(*jumps to the left as the ball curves and blocks it barely. The ball rolls to the left and rolls to a stop. He gets back up* My goodness!...You already have a spin on your ball...)
@zSONICoz
(*stomps hoof* Darn! *gets up* You wanna kick it back?)
((I'm calling it a night. See y'all in the morning!))
@Rita Lot
((Good night!))
@Black Rain
(*kicks it back and smiles* Don't think darn. You realize you had spin and great control over the ball...it took me a least a good 4 four days to master my spin. Kick it again! Your doing just fine.)
@zSONICoz
(Alright... *he stands and kicks it again, but a little too far outside, hitting the post*)
@Black Rain
(*He dives towards it and reaches the post a mere second after it strikes the post*)
[Back and I can now answer full-time. ]
@zSONICoz
(Ooh! That looked like it hurt!)
[Bad timing. Starting work. I'll post when I can]
@Black Rain
(*rubs head* Yeah, a little.)
[Don't worry I have time now so take your time.]
@zSONICoz
(Can I try that?)
@Black Rain
(What hitting the post?)
@zSONICoz
(No, guarding it, like you!)
@Black Rain
(*thinks for a minute* Alright then come over here and I'll show you.)
@zSONICoz
(*trots over* Yeah?)
@Black Rain
(Alright basic goalie defending is you take a stance like this *Makes his stance* And just anticipate where the ball might go.)
@zSONICoz
(That it? Easy! *makes his stance* Wait, how do I block it with no front hooves? With my head?)
@Black Rain
(*smiles* Goalie are an exception to the rule. They can use their front hooves. )
@zSONICoz
(Really? Awesome! Give me your best shot!)
@Black Rain
(*nods* Alright then but I'm going to be at least 30 meters out so as to give you a chance I have a strong hind leg. *trots over to the middle and places the ball down and stands up and readies himself* Ready?!)
@zSONICoz
(As i'll ever be!)
@Black Rain
(*nods* Alright be very ready....*takes three steps back and looks at the goal. He takes three strideful steps and kicks the ball hard into the goal it goes Whoosh over your head that you don't know what just happened.)
@zSONICoz
(*looks up, then back* Wait, huh?)
@Black Rain
(*laughs sheepishly* Whoops, I told you to be ready. That and the fact I overdid it *floats ball back over to him* Let's try that again since I did that too fast. Ready this time?)
@zSONICoz
(Uh, yeah, sure...)
@Black Rain
(*takes three steps back again and looks at you and nods and then kicks the ball not as hard but just enough and it spin to the right. It nears the goal.*)
@zSONICoz
(*he reaches out, smacking it with his hoof, sending it tipped, still into the goal* OW! That hurt!)
@Black Rain
(*trots over to you* Yeah, you have to deal with that if you want to be a goalie. Why don't we call a day. I'm sure you've done more than enough.)
[g'night man.]
@zSONICoz
(Well, alright. Bye!)
[Good timing, getting tired. night]
@Rita Lot
[Ohai thar]
@PewnyPL
(Hi.)
(Is anypony here?)
@Rita Lot
(Depends on your defi- no, not going to pull that again lol. But I'm sorta kinda here, yeah.)
@S.Aura Knight
(Yay.)
@Rita Lot
(What're you up to then?)
@S.Aura Knight
(Working :P)
@Rita Lot
(Ooooh. Sounds like... well, work heh XD)
@S.Aura Knight
(Yeah. Not fun.)
@Rita Lot
(When has work ever really been fun though?)
@S.Aura Knight
(When you're working on something fun.)
@Rita Lot
(But then it ceases to be "work". Work implies you have to do it and don't like it :P)
@S.Aura Knight
(Not necessarily. It just implied something that has to be done. It never says you can't enjoy it.)
@Rita Lot
(Eh. I've always heard it like I said it. Although that makes sense.)
@S.Aura Knight
(Why are we having a conversation about this?)
@Rita Lot
(*open mouth* ... *close mouth* *shrug* Dunno.)
@Everyone
[Well...... This goddamn internet works as bad as it did yesterday... Meaning I can barely work with the Blog (loading the site to show me comment box took 2 minutes...) so don't really expect me around today. That, and I got my hands on Assasin's Creed Revelations (3 days before PC release) so we have that taking time too]
@S.Aura Knight
(Me neither.)
@Pewny
(Wow. That's pretty slow.)
@Rita Lot
(Well... there anything else to really talk about right now though?)
@S.Aura Knight
(Ponies)
@Rita Lot
(Ponies? Where? I don't see them!)
@S.Aura Knight
(Ponies are everywhere.)
@Rita Lot
(Where!? I don't see anything! My Celestia I'm blind! BLIIIIIND!)
@S.Aura Knight
(You are a pony.)
@Rita Lot
(*stomps hooves and makes Applejack's lying face* Nope! Not a pony here! I'm... uh... a goat! Yes. A goat. Uh... baaa? Wait, no that's a sheep....)
@S.Aura Knight
(pony.)
@Rita Lot
(Certainly not a pony! How dare thou make such a preposterous statement!)
@S.Aura Knight
(shoo be do, shoo shoo be do.)
@Rita Lot
(Well now you're just being silly. How are you on the land if you're a seapony- I MEAN NOPE NO PONIES HERE AT ALL)
@S.Aura Knight
(I never said I was a seapony. I am a unicorn.)
@Rita Lot
(If you were a pony and ponies were here I would think you sound quite like an Earth pony.)
@S.Aura Knight
(No. Unicorn. You are a pegasus.)
@Rita Lot
(Nope. If I were a pony, I would certainly be a unicorn. But I am not a pony. I am a goat. Meow. Wait... that's a cat...)
@S.Aura Knight
(Goats are ponies too.)
@Rita Lot
(LIES! I'm clearly a... a cow! Yes. Woof woof.)
@S.Aura Knight
(Cows are Canadian.)
@Rita Lot
(Oh, don'tcha know eh? I am a Canadian eh!)
@S.Aura Knight
(Really now. OK then. What's Canadian bacon?)
@Rita Lot
(Oh, eh, it's just ham, eh!)
@S.Aura Knight
(BUt what do you call actual bacon?)
@Rita Lot
(...Eh!
Become distracted by the certainly not a pony Woona!)
@S.Aura Knight
(Woona is an Alicorn. She is adorably adorable.)
@Rita Lot
(Drat! I wasn't finished with my disguise yet! I mean She is adorably adorable but certainly not a pony or Ali-thingy or Chuppa-thingy!)
@S.Aura Knight
(Chuppa thingy?)
@Rita Lot
(Chuppa-thingy! You know, those blood sucking monsters! That suck the blood of goats like me!)
@S.Aura Knight
(I thought you were a cow. You seem to be changing your story, miss.)
@Rita Lot
(...ter! Mister. Yes! I am a hybrid cow-goat guy. Bah humbug. Wait... that's not even an animal noise.)
@S.Aura Knight
(*double facehoof*)
@Rita Lot
(...*throws a smoke bomb* YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!)
@S.Aura Knight
(*uses magic to throw it back at you*)
@Rita Lot
(*is hit with the smoke bomb, falling onto the ground* Oof!)
@S.Aura Knight
(Are you ok?)
@Rita Lot
(*picks self up off the ground* Quite fine... quite fine. Dirt tastes great to us Cow-Goats you know.)
@S.Aura Knight
(That's not dirt, it's cookie crumbs.)
@Rita Lot
(...Why is the ground made of cookie crumbs?)
@S.Aura Knight
(We were out of dirt.)
@Rita Lot
(...Where are we?)
@S.Aura Knight
(Equestria)
@Rita Lot
(Where in Equestria is the dirt made of cookies?)
@S.Aura Knight
(...Can't think of anywhere besides Pinkie Pie's mind.)
@Rita Lot
(Your mind, maybe? I don't think we're in Pinkie Pie's mind. Not enough parties everywhere.)
@S.Aura Knight
(Nah. If it was my mind there would be books everywhere. Doc's mind? Nah, not enough insaneness.)
@Rita Lot
(Hmm... possibly it's just some undiscovered location in Equestria!)
@S.Aura Knight
(Possibly. WIth lakes of milk.)
@Rita Lot
(...are there rivers of honey?)
@S.Aura Knight
(Most likely.)
(last page!)
@Rita Lot
(We seem to have reached the fabled land of Celestia! Somehow!)
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