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However...
the plot...it follows them. They may not have time for an interview that may or may not be in-uni-*her sentence is interrupted by a loud crack*
*looks up*
...
oops.
@Leeky
(Vell I vould save fur ze fact I'm in a dungeon zhat deprives me of leaving.)
@Doc.
Wait, didn't you get out of that?
*another loud crack*
@Leeky
(Not unless zhey equip your horn vith anozher contraption...zhen I'm stuck heir.)
@Leeky
*Stands up and looks to where the sound came from*
Who goes there!
@Doc.
Wait what? I-*yet another loud crack*
*looks up* FINE!
(There happy? Anyway...hehe brackets are cool. Look at how brackety they are...uh...
but yeah.
1.Horn? Contraption?
2.Where are you stuck. I thought you were blowing stuff up? *mutter*without me, stupid minion...)
(It's like a bubble!)
@Seeker
*jumps behind a bush*
Nopony!
@Leeky
(1. Zhey put some contraption zhat prevents me from using my magic und I can't teleport outta heir.
2. I'm in ze dungeons vith Sonic underneath Canterlot...hard to tell since I myself haven't been down heir. Also Zhat vas Laz und Afro. *hears you mumble*
Vhat vas zhat?)
@Leeky
*facehoofs*
You failed at being stealth-like if that is what you were going for.
@Doc.
(Erm...nothing...
but when did this happen?)
@Leeky
(*narrow eyes*
...Fine. Zhis happened just before you left fur your multiple trips.)
(I am back, and I GOT THE JOB!!! :D)
@Seeker
*Steps forward and laughs*
I do say so she did Ol'chap, Most disappointing indeed. Even reconnaissance ponies are better.
@Seeker
*jumps out of the bush and bonks you on the head with a leek*
You wouldn't be able to understand what I was going for!
...
Hey, I'm using long words! Take that Sneak!
@Slots
(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
that's probably from Leeky and the real me...that sounds so weird XD)
@Leeky
(*laughs* Thanks Leeky! Ooh this is great, TWO paychecks now, this'll pay for alot of things, and I'll be able to save for some BIG things I plan! :D)
@Leeky
*Before you were able to "Bonk him" He unsheathed his concealed sword and slices the leek in two pieces*
One should not underestimate their opponents.
@Doc.
(Oh...
Well...
I guess you should work on getting out. I would use all my awesomness to break you out but...I don't know "in-universe" do I?
Well I guess I could break the wall from this side and tell myself but...that seems like it came out of nowhere. Bad writing.)
@Leeky
(*shrugs* Oh Vell zhen. Good luck vith zhat vhile I sit heir)
@Seeker
My...my leek....
*horn begins to glow and out of her bag flies about a dozen leeks that head towards him in a similar manner to a missile*
(seriously, I should draw that bag someday)
@Leeky
*Dodges them rapidly and moves forwards towards you and slices some leeks along the way finally reaching you and holding the point of his sword at your head*
I suggest you stop. I'm not one to behead a pony so often so consider yourself lucky I'm patient.
@Doc.
(*looks guiltily*
I could always keep you company if you want...wait why did I write this whole guiltily business? I am brilliant! I need no guilt! *blushes* wait! what???)
@Seeker
Alright, alright! Pft, why do you like slicing up my leeks anyway? You're kind of a jerk you know-hey that sword is shiny! Can I have it?
@Leeky
(Zhat vould be nice unless you like being BORED to death....guilty vhy would you be guilty you had nozhing to do vith zhis....*Sees you blush* Leeky, Vhy are you blushing?...*thinks in deep thought come on Doc really the narrator and "The Man" Are gonna be dissapoint if you don't figure this out in the next comment.)
@Doc.
(Well...I dunno...maybe it's hot in bracket land.)
@Leeky
*lifts hoof and pokes the sword*
Ooh!
@Leeky
*inspects you closer as you poke the sword*
You are indeed strange, but that doesn't answer my question about why you are here?
@Seeker
*keeps on poking the sword*
Hmmm, can't really remember, something about interviewing...*more poking*
@Leeky
(*places a thermometer*
Nein, It's room temp....*shrugs* You most likely have fever or somezhing heir put zhis thermometer in your mouth.)
(By the way I may have to leave soon without much warning.)
meanwhile...
Um, c-can we stop for the night? I'm tired.
No, we keep moving. Feel free to sleep on my back If you really want too.
she climbs up and rests as he carries her through the wilderness, inching closer to the campsite
@Doc.
(*shrugs and drops the thermometer whole into her mouth*)
@Leeky
(I'll have to go soon as vell ze guards are gonna be vondering vhy I'm talking to meinself.)
@Doc.
(Oh, but that wasn't... never mind.)
@Leeky
(pushes her out* Oi! These are my brackets now! get your own!)
(...I will never understand any of you, ever, at all.
This makes me miss Rita. At least she was easy to understand.)
@Leeky
Wait a sec...
*sidesteps out of the way then quickly makes her way to stand right next to Seeker*
Looks just as cool from here.
(Now I'm back for real.
@Doc
What about Laz and I?)
@CC
(*there is no response.*)
they come into view of the campsite, as the older gasps
People! Maybe they can help!
he mindlessly runs out into the open, dropping the younger to the ground, as she gives a large gasp
@Anonymous
*Hears rustling and a gasp and he turns to face them*
Who-...*Sees the young one on the ground*
*he looks back*
OH! i'm sorry! You okay?
*silent nods as she rubs her head*
@Black Rain
*He sheaths his sword and trots to the two*...Is the one on the ground Ok?...
@Seeker
Oh, yes, i'm fine. P-Please don't hurt us...
@Sugar Sweet
Hurt you? Why my dear I would never harm a child....Tell me you two what are you doing out here all on your lonesome?
*groans, laying upside down on Slots' couch* Sooooo boooored... *flips to Lyra position* This town is DEAD.
@Seeker
We ran. From Canterlot. *he turns to his sister* He's not gonna hurt us. Why would he?
@Black Rain
I-I thought you said we can't trust anypony now...
@Sugar Sweet
You know we can trust some people, or we would never get anywhere. *turns to seeker* Can I trust you. Be honest for both of us.
@Slots
(*Knocks again.* Terra?*)
@CC
(*hears Terra's name called out* *thinks* 'oh thank Luna she's with Trixie today...')
@Black Rain
*His face softens behind his cloaked face*
Yes, I would never live with myself if I ever hurt a child. Also you said you ran from Canterlot, were you seperated from your mother or father?
@Seeker
*tries to keep a hardened face*
Yes, both.
@Slots
(I guess she's not here... Too bad Charlotte. ...Hm? Oh yes, he could be in there. Let's check. *Opens the door and goes inside.*)
*groans again* Boredom... *gets up* I'm goin' to the bar. Wonder how wasted Berry Punch is. *gets up, grabs 20 bits from Slots' wallet, and jumps out the same window*
@CC
(*hears Terra's door open* 'hes going in my fillys room!?')
@Afro Mane
(YOU JERK! XD)
@Afro Mane
(way to not get stabbed)
(brb everypony)
@Black Rain
I know what you must feel. I too have lost good friends, That is why I have built a camp here to harbor those who have escaped to rest her and the wounded to be taken to the hospital.
(Alright, everypony, I have some very sage advice for you all today. Don't:
A) Play Resident Evil Four at night
B) Play Resident Evil Four at night during Chapter 2
C) Play Resident Evil Four, Chapter 2, at night, with the lights not on.
D) ESPECIALLY the night before Halloween.
This has been an APSA (Aura Public Service Announcement). Please and thank you.)
@Slots
(I need money!)
@Lazulic
(Slots wouldn't stab me. Blackjack would.)
@Seeker
*looks up* Hospital? *turns to brother* That's where we went, right?
@Sugar Sweet
Yeah, I think.
@Seeker
Can you help out 2 more? *goes to a whisper* She can't really handle herself with just me.
@Black Rain
*nods* Of course you can!
@Slots
(Hm, where can he be... Oh, this is so exciting Charlotte.)
@Afro Mane
(GET a JOB XD)
@CC
(*stays quiet* 'why is he in there, what does he want!?')
@Seeker
Thanks. She's been down more than usual, and i'm starting to worry. Do you wanna see if you can somehow coax her out of her shell?
@Black Rain
*nods*
Of course, *trots to her*
Excuse me, Little one what is your name? I want to address you as such.
*continues trotting toward the bar*
@Seeker
Um, S-Sugar. But, I-I don't want to talk. *she shys her head to the ground*
@Sugar Sweet
*smiles*
Sugar, that's a nice name and if you can't don't want to talk how are you going to hear this story Wandsworth told me about. It's a good story I wanted to share but since you don't feel like talking, I'm sorry to have wasted your time. *turns and heads back to her brother*
@Slots
(Hrm... Can't find him. Let's try a different room)
@Seeker
*she slightly lifts her head*
Wait, I can still listen...
@CC
(*slightly shifts*)
@Slots
(...What's that Charlotte? You thought you heard a noise coming from downstairs? Well, let's go look then...)
@Sugar Sweet
*stops and turns his head*
Well, I can't really tell you since you have your head in the ground dear and Wandsworth was looking to tell an eager pony who is all ears, eyes and mouth as well.
*turns to her brother and shows part of his face showing his right eye winking at him and his muzzle appears to blue with a streak of green.*
@CC
(*buttons lip* 'oh darn it!')
*As Afro enters the bar, several ponies look up, and return to their drinks*
@Slots
(*Trotting down the stairs.* Where could he be... We can't tag him if we can't find him...)
@CC
('tag him!? With WHAT!?')
@Seeker
*she gets to a kneeling position* I-I'm not on the ground anymore. You c-can tell me the story now.
@Afro Mane
(it's like an old west movie)
@Slots
(Ah, such a fun game, Cops and Robbers... Though of course Charlotte, I always preferred to call it Manhunt. Much nicer a name, don't you agree?)
@Sugar Sweet
*He sits down near the campfire*
Come Sugar, Why don't you sit down next to your brother and eat something together, You both must be starving from your journey by yourselves. Tell me Sugar, do you like S'mores? I could make them while Wandsworth tells you that story.
@CC
(*goes wide eyed as he hears them near and speak* 'what is WRONG with this pony!?')
@Seeker
Oh, I-I'm not hungry. *she moves closer to Black Rain*
@Sugar Sweet
Of course you're hungry.
@Seeker
Yes, we would both love some food, thanks.
@Slots
(Huh? You think he's near? I wonder where he is... Lets check this other room first, then the halls and closets.)
@CC
(*hears* 'oh luna...as soon as he goes into that room...I gotta try to run..')
*trots up to bartender* Gin and tonic. *counts out 3 bits, and puts them on the table*
@Slots
(*He trots away into the other room, continuing to talk to his cleaver.*)
@CC
(*slightly opens the door peaking out*)
@Slots
(*He is nowhere in sight.*)
@CC
(*opens the door more and trots out quietly, closing the door, thinking* 'okay...if I can get out of here, I can come back with the royal guard, and have it taken care of...')
@Slots
(*You continue to faintly hear murmuring in the other room.*)
@CC
(*slowly as quiet as he can begins to trot to the front door, looking behind him ever so slightly as he does*)
@Slots
(*You hear head towards the far hallway.*)
@CC
*hears and gasps slightly, jumping behind his couch*)
@Slots
(*He steadily trots right through it, and into the next room, out of sight.*)
@CC
(*looks up, sighs and gets back up*)
@Slots
(*Continued no sign of him.*)
@CC
(*trots ever closer tot he door*)
@Slots
(*Murmuring in the other room.*)
@CC
(*places hoof on the doorknob and begins to open it slowly*)
*the bartender, sporting a martini shaker for a cutie mark, hands Afro his drink* Thanks. *he nods, and goes off to service more ponies*
@Slots
(*Nothing.*)
@CC
(*opens the door fully and steps outside, closing it* Now to just find the guard...)
@Slots
(*Unknown to you, he is peering out of a window on the far side of the house.* I wonder where he is going Charlotte... Surely he wouldn't leave me.*)
@CC
(*looks around* Now...where can i find them this late at night?)
@Slots
(*You continue to hear no commotion as you trot farther away from the house.*)
@CC
(Oh darn it all where are they this late!?)
@Slots
(*As you near town square, your house eventually falls out of view.*)
@CC
(Darn it, I cant go back on my own, I need help! Theres a insane pony in my place!)
@Slots
(*Calls out from the distance* Ah', hey there Slots! *He trots over to you.* Hey, ya' look stressed. Somethin' the matter?)
@CC
(*sees you* Oh hi...CC!? What? But-how-eh-Are...what is going on!?)
@Slots
(...Wha'? *He tilts his head.* Are you feelin' alright?)
@CC
(I...I dont know1 CC, are you feeling alright, where...where have you been?)
@Slots
(Yeah... I'm fine..? I've been out all day, buyin' supplies and gettin' ready! Remember, t'morrow's Nightmare Night!! Always been one'a my favorite holidays.)
@CC
(You...you have? But...you were...with me and...a cleaver and...you SURE you wern't anywhere else?)
@Slots
(Uh... Yeah. Pretty sure. ...You sure you're feelin' alright?... ...What's a cleaver?)
@CC(*shakes head* I...I think I am. Look, Cc, something..something isnt right. You claim youve been doing that, but I just got away from a pony wielding a cleaver, a big knife. And that pony was YOU!)
@Slots
(...Uh... Sure, a'course. We... Should, uh, go get somepony to help us check it out. Here, follow me. *Begins to trot off slowly. He mutters to himself.* Hm... I wonder if Nurse Redheart is still workin' this late...)
@CC
(You know somepony that can help? Thank Luna, I was worried I'd have to take care of...whatever is at my place myself. 8tilts head as he follows* Sorry, did you say something?)
@Slots
(Huh? Oh no, nothin'. *He continues trotting through town.* Sooo, uh... Tell me more about this "whatever" thingy.)
@CC
(Oh alright then. Hmm...well as I said, he looks just like you but...hes alot..darker, like his coat is dark and moldy...and...Hes weilding a big cleaver, hes calling it Charlotte...)
@Slots
(Ah, Charlotte, right. ... ...What else?)
@CC
(He...he kept wanting to...'play a game' with me...Him and the the cleaver...)
@Slots
(Ah... Alright. What kinda' game?)
@CC
(He asked what I liked to play. I said Cops and Robbers...he called it manhunt..)
@Slots
(Okay, this is all good information I'm gettin' here... Anythin' else?)
@CC
(Well, the one thing he kept saying to me was, he'd never leave me cause hes a good friend...and...said I shouldnt either...)
@Slots
(I see... Explain a bit more...)
@CC
(I-I dont know he just...seemed protective. Didnt want me to leave, and such...)
@Slots
(Got it got it... Is that about it?)
@CC
(other than the fact whoever it is, is still at my place? No)
@Slots
(Allrighty then. *He glances to the side as he walks through town, glimpsing the hospital, with the lights still on.* Aw thank goodness... Uh... Hey! Slots, I just remembered, I have to quickly pick somethin' up. Here, jus'come with me quickly. *Trots towards the hospital.*)
@CC
(huh? Oh alright. What did you need ? *trots with*)
@Slots
(Oh, uh... Just a little somethin' for my friend.)
@CC
(Well, alright, but make it quick, I want whoever that pony out of my house..)
@Slots
(*You enter the building.* It'll only take a sec'. Just wait right here. *He trots over to a counter on the other side of the room and starts talking to a nurse.*)
@CC
(*stands there slightly tapping his hoof*)
@Slots
(*He continues talking to her, until she turns and goes into a back room.*)
@CC
(Everything alright CC?)
@Slots
(Uh, yeah, just hold on.
*After a moment a doctor and a nurse come walking out of a door towards you.*)
@CC
(*ses the two and slightly steps back* uuuh....CC? what are they doing?)
@Slots
(Oh, we'd just like to have a small chat with you!)
@Nurse
(Chat?? About what!?)
@Slots
(Well, how about you first accompany us to the back?)
@Doctor
(F-for what??I thought CC needed something!! I need help getting a crazed pony out of my house!! *backs up more*)
((and with that Im off to bed. Goodnight!!))
@Slots
(*Standing in front of the entrance.*
We just want to ask you a few questions.)
@Doctor
(*yawns* Good Morning anypony.)
@Doctor
(Gah! another one!)
@Doctor; Slots
(Yes, so won't you please come with us?)
@Nurse
(Why do you need me to go back THERE though, cant we just talk here? *looks back to the doctor* I need to get that crazed pony out of my place, now, so move! CC help me!!)
@Slots
(S-sorry Slots...)
@CC
(*goes wide eyed* You...you think I'm lying?? You think Im crazy!? *looks around* S-stay away!! There's nothing wrong with me! STAY AWAY!)
@Slots
(Please calm down! *Two security guards from the side of the room begin to slowly inch over.*)
@Nurse
(No! You all thin Im'm lying, but I'm not, so BACK OFF!! *turns and bucks one of the guards hard in the chest, knocking him away* Stay back or one of you is NEXT!!)
@Slots
(Slots!!)
@CC
(Shut it CC!! You don't want to help me, and just turn me into the madhouse, FINE! I'll take care of it myself, now the rest of you, OUT OF MY WAY! *glares at the doctor*)
@Slots
(STOP HIM! *A guard promptly grabs you and sticks a needle into the side of your neck. Within seconds, you begin to get dizzy.*)
@Doctor
(Graaah!! *grits his teeth as he's injected* urgh! Damn it, You....you freaking....ugh damn it what...what was thaaa-*slumps and falls to the floor*)
@Slots
(...
...
...
*You begin to wake up, in a fluffy white bed.*)
@Doctor
(Ooooh....damn what...what did they do to me..URGH *grunts as he tries to move, but cant get out of bed*)
@Slots
(*Hazily.* Slots... Slots y'allright?)
@CC
(*shakes head hard and looks to you* wha-CC? What..what happened...)
@Slots
(Hrm, mornin' Slots.)
@CC
(Ugh...yeah morning...ugh I feel like soaked hayseed right now...Wa-wait a minute! Last night, the stranger, you, the doc!! *slightly begins to get up but stops as hes is pained along the side* Ow...)
@Slots
(You were actin' so roudy, they had to knock you out.)
@CC
(ugh I was only acting because you all didnt believe me...you didnt believe me....*turns away*)
@Slots
(Hey, y'know, minutes after you were out, they called and got someone to go check out your house. It was completely empty.)
@CC
(That could just mean he got AWAY, CC. We should have gone there right AFTER, but no, you deemed me insane....)
@Slots
(Well considerin' they also found a small bump on your head...)
@CC
(Bump? What bump? There's no bump on my head!?)
@Slots
(Check again. Was above your right ear somewhere. They said they thought ya' might've had a concussion or somethin'. Either way, ya' checked out fine otherwise.)
@CC
(What theres no-OW!! *flinches from the touch* ....So...it was all a dream!? But...it felt real!!)
@Slots
(Whatever it was, I already got ya' all signed out and everythin'. We can go whenever your ready. Come on, tonight's Nigtmare Night!)
@CC
(I...Nightmare Night? Oh...well..alright then...let me just get up then *begins to get up slightly and winces as he places weight on his hooves, but trots out with you* ....)
@Slots
(*As you exit the building, you glimpse town square off in the distance. It already looks radically different from last night. Decorations are all over the town and a stage is being set up in the middle.*)
@CC
(...I see everypony is already decorated for the night...)
@Black Rain
*nods*
Wandsworth! Come here, I'd like to introduce you to these two young ones and could you bring some chocolate, crackers, and marshmallows as well.
@Slots
(Been goin' on since late last night. Say, you an' Terra got a costume ready?)
@CC
(Well yeah, me and Trixie both picked one out for her a few weeks ago. She wanted to get a cape and hat like Trixie. But, the're both in Canterlot right now.)
@Slots
(Aw, so I ain't gonna' see Terra stopping by for candy tonight? *Laughs.*)
@CC
(heh well, no. (I wil bring Terra here IF you promise NOT to make it anything grimdark or such :P))
(*looks at watch* Guess what time it is, little ponies? It's almost time to start off on our grand ole rip roaring adventure! Give me a few more minutes to prepare everything, and gather yourselves all up. It's time to retake Canterlot!)
@Sentinel 012
(Alright, before I set everything in motion, can I get a role call? As I've said, I want and need everypony, so it's unlikely that I'll start if somepony is missing, and will instead participate in the festivities of Nightmare Night.)
@Sentinel 012
(*puts on his robe and wizard hat*
Oh wait, I'm not a unicorn...
*does nothing*)
@Sentinel 012
((*looks out from the corner of the room* Im over here! Just dressing Terra for Nightmare Night! ugh, Terra, come on, we gotta get you ready before Mommy get back for ya, and gets upset with Daddy!! *goes back*))
@Sentinel 012
(Vell I'm heir Sonic ist in different cell zhen mine zhis ze guards dub me ein zhreat. *Pffts* Zhreat, I'm at least a WMD)
@Sentinel 012
(*puts on sunglasses* woah, why am I wearing these inside? *takes them off*)
@Lazulic
Hey! Buddy I wear the shades in this group! *swipes them back* *shades* LIKE A BOSS!
@Sentinel 012
(Hng what)
(We seem to be short two ponies for now... you know what that means? This is Halloween, so Nightmare Night roleplay!... when Slots returns.
*disappears into home, looking for a costume*)
(that means costumes for everypony!! So get to work as Im away ponies!!!)
(I am the Batmane!)
@Slots
(Already started.)
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