Well, would you look at that. We've filled up our first post here in the new blog, hooray! So that brings us to-*counts on fingers* ...close to
30,000 posts!! Wow, everypony, just...wow. We need to send somepony to count EVERY post in Equestria Daily, see how many we need to match that *laughs* Anyway, heres our new post, and ADORABLE TWILIGHT SPARKLE for our new pic! Hee hee, its fun being able to pick the new pictures...in fact...I can post anything....hmm...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TAKE MY FAVORITE FAN SHIP, BLOGGERS!! THE POWER! POOOOOWEEER!!!!
(.....I'll remove it later okay, sorry XD)
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(Oh darn, you should have, so we could easily access them, I dont think i could re create you well enough in the gen.
and I saw that, what is it?)
@Slots
(Interpreting dreams.)
@Dreama Lot
(Oh really, thats some talent.)
@Slots
(Yup.)
@Dreama Lot
(and now Im bored lol)
*pokes his eyes a couple times*
@Slots
(Shall we continue our RP?)
@Lazulic
(Doesn't that hurt?)
@Dreama Lot
(Well I was waiting for your response :P)
@Slots
(Have you seen what i've been through?)
@Lazulic
...*grabs your hoof and smacks you a couple of times*
Stop hitting yourself *smacks you* Stop hitting yourself *smacks you* Stop hitting yourself....You see where this is going?
@Lazulic
(I know, but, your poking your eyes O.O)
@Slots
(To What?)
@Jorge
(....no!)
@Dreama Lot
(To respond to my last statement, silly filly!! XD)
@Slots
(Oh.)
Ok.
@Dreama Lot
(grand response there, Rita XD)
*trots over and opens the door for her, slightly nodding* After you madam.
@Lazulic
...So uh, Ms. Splosion man how's that TNT?
@Jorge
(What? Ms?)
@Slots
*trots in, still a little dazed*
@Dreama Lot
Just rest on the couch, Mrs. Lot, Ill get you something from the kitchen. *trots off to the kitchen*
@Slots
*sits down on couch and falls asleep*
@Dreama Lot
*trots back in the room with a tray, seeing her asleep, and sighs* She must have been quite tired...* sits in the other couch and drinks some tea*
(EXCITEMENT :P)
@Slots
(You'll see :P)
*starts to dream*
@Dreama Lot
(Oooh, okay then (I was going to say, plot time, but that sounds wrong with us all being ponies :P))
*pulls out a book and begins to read*
@Slots
(Yes, yes it does.)
~In Dream~
*you see a stone castle with a huge pedestal. Then it fades to white. Suddenly, a huge shadow of what looks to be a unicorn races past you. You look down to see what looks to be a blue book with the letters "RL" on it. Suddenly, the book is in a cage suspended from the ceiling! Then you wake up.*
Okay, Laz, chill. I bet Doc can fix this.
@Dreama Lot
(Uh huh exactly why I didn't say it, since well, I am with your mother. I don't need ponies like Aura claiming anything now XD)
*looks over as she wakes* you alright, Mrs. Lot?
@Afro Mane
Oh yeah, he fixes everything!
@Slots
I-I'm fine. But I had a dream.Hold on. *horn starts to glow deep rouge*
@Dreama Lot
*blinks as he watches* Um...okay, what...what are you doing? *tilts head*
@Slots
My special talent is reading dreams. Dreams always tell us important things about the future. It just takes the right pony to listen to them.
@Dreama Lot
Oh, I see..that is quite some talent...Um, what exactly did you dream of this time though?
@Slots
I think it was of where Rita is. hold on, *horn sparks* Got it! It's kind of muddled though.
@Dreama Lot
Really? Amazing! Um...muddled? What...what did you find out then?
@Slots
It looks like some sort of stone castle with a pedestal. But there was also this strange image. It was white with what looked like a unicorn's shadow. Know any place like that?
@Dreama Lot
*thinks* Hmm...a castle? The only one I know of is the Princesses own in Canterlot, and the ruined one in Evertree forest...
@Slots
Well, I doubt she was taken by the princesses, so maybe its the other one? But what was the... I've got it! It was the Mare in the Moon! And isn't it her castle in the forest?
@Dreama Lot
I doubt that too, why would they right? *blinks* The old castle in the forest? Well, yes, it's there, but it's dangerous to go in there alone, why would Rita dare that?
(brb I need to AGAIN drive my sister somewhere ugh, be back ok?)
@Slots
(Ugh, sisters are annoying.)
I don't know either. She's not really the bravest. She almost never took risks back home, and I don't see why she would start now.
@Lazulic
Alright, hold on. COOKIE!!
@Afro Mane
*Your call echoes throughout the infirmary but nothing happens. Not even the slightest response to answer you*
(BRB dinner.)
@Dreama Lot
(They are when they nag you for all kinds of things and try to say its immature to watch MLP, when they watch Hello Kitty, go figure. Anyway, back)
*nod* Mhm, I could tell she wasn't as such, hmm...Your sure that this may be where she's at?
@Anonymous
...Wow. He usually responds by now.
@Afro Mane
...*He looks away from you both looking out the window*
Look, I'm gonna go find S
Doc. Be right back. *walks away, chuckling* Look... *the comment he made was just loud enough for Laz's improved hearing to pick up*
@Slots
Pretty sure, yeah. SHall we go?
@Afro Mane
HAHAHA! Just go get him, why don't you?
@Dreama Lot
Theres no way I'm letting you go after her on your own, Mrs. Lot, so yes, let's go find out, *trots to his room, coming back out with a bag* just some supplies, ya know.
@Slots
If it's really Nightmare Moon's castle, I'll need all the help I can get! Never know what evil might be lurking there. And one can never be too prepared!
@Dreama Lot
*nods* I know, the forest itself will be bad enough, so we should be ready, now, come on, we need to find your filly! *opens the door* after you!
@Lazulic
*He looks back at you*
...The pony whom you refer to as "Doc" cannot be called for Maroon'd one.
@Slots
Why thank you! *trots out and looks toward the forest* You know, she doesn't like being called a filly.
(brb. again.)
@Dreama Lot
*smiles and follows* she has mentioned she doesn't like to be called adorable, but why not filly? She is one, sin't she, I mean, i think she is just a bit older than my filly, Terra..
@Dreama Lot
(I'll be stepping out myself so, yeah, when were back,we shall continue)
@Seeker
*he turns his head to look at you, misjudging your position by a few feet* Would you care to explain?
@Lazulic
*turns around*Huh?
@Slots
(I'm in!)
@Slots
Well, the thing is, since all the other kids in her class are so immature, she likes to think of herself as a lot older. And when ponies call her a filly, Reality starts to come crashing back down on her, reminding her that other fillies and colts her own age can be so cruel. She doesn't understand how ponies of the same age can be so different from her.
(that's fine!)
@Dreama Lot
["other fillies and colts her own age can be so cruel. She doesn't understand how ponies of the same age can be so different"
Life]
@Shadowbolt Pewny
(so true.)
@Lazulic
*Chooses his next words carefully*
Well I suppose you have heard the sounds coming from Canterlot a few days ago...a distinct rumbling as a matter of fact.
@Seeker
Yeah, then Sonic left to go do some junk, right?
(*continues to lurk*)
@Lazulic
*nods*...But what he didn't tell you is that those sounds...were artillery volleys being fired. What you heard was a battle raging I don't believe that he told you that part now did he?
@Rita Lot
(HI)
@Seeker
*adjusts his head to look at the direction of his voice* Okay, no he didn't. But what does this have to do with Doc?
@Seeker
(OK, what have I missed? I assume it was important.)
@Dreama Lot
(Hi again!
And super important, really. Equestria has a new Earth Pony empress... Sonic and Doc are captured... the princesses are disposed of. Actually wait that sounds like what usually goes on.)
@Rita Lot
(Of course they have. Wow, I chose a bad time to vanish.
*wanders back toward Slots'* ...Wonder why Laz--oh, crap, he heard me.
@Dreama Lot
[Was put on hold for like 2 weeks now, if it ever gets continued you may et to be in it]
@Lazulic
*continues* Well A second uprising came from out of nowhere completely catching the survivors of that battle..they last they saw they say that Sonic and Doc were captured...I don't know where...though most likely thrown into a dungeon like most prisoners are.
@Dreama Lot
(Bad times to vanish seemed to have happened to most everypony.)
@Seeker
But, can't he just teleport out or something? From what i've seen he can do a lot of things.
@Lazulic
...From what I can tell this opposition wasn't stupid...they most likely timed their strike and could capture any thorn in their side so they wouldn't cause any trouble. I'm sure they have him restrained under his will. It my best educated guess.
@Rita Lot
(can you stop pretending to be me now? It's really disconcerting. And I may have to read this part. what page was it on?)
@Seeker
Well, is anyone trying to RESCUE him?
@Dreama Lot
(How is it unsettling?
And uh... I think it was most of the last thread, spread out over a million pages... it took me quite some time to get it all.)
@Lazulic
*shakes his head* No, I'm afraid not since most of the cities defense was captured or either killed...All that are left are a few soldiers that managed to get a way and if were lucky a we can get a few more if the wounded heal properly.
*Walks up to Slots' door, and opens it, stepping inside*
@Rita Lot
(Just looking for the last part. Don't worry, I found it. Also, you're being me and I'm being not me. How is this not weird for me?)
@American Truth
Who ARE YOU?! Seriously? Why do randomly appear out of nowhere then delete your comment it makes NO SENSE!
@Jorge
(Does ANYTHING make sense in this blog?)
@Afro Mane
(Nnnope.)
@Dreama Lot
(Oh I see then, well, good. And I guess that's true, you aren't you and I am. But I think it's more funny than weird.)
@Rita Lot
(Did any new ponies show up while I was gone that we have not seen yet?)
@Dreama Lot
(Not insofar as I know. Just the same group as usual, with Laz and Sonic pretty much taking up all of the extra ponies you see around.)
@Rita Lot
(ah...It got really quiet.)
@Dreama Lot
(It did... we need to do something.)
@Rita Lot
(Hmph! I am no product!)
@Rita Lot
(Joke!
Pony 1: I once knew a guy with a wooden hoof named Smith!
Pony 2: What were the names of his other hooves?
Why yes, I did just watch Mary Poppins.)
@Seraphic
(Says the pony linked to Iridescence's Profile. :P)
@Dreama Lot
(That is a very good movie, and a funny joke still.)
@Seraphic
(Ah, crap. There are only two ponies I'm afraid of. You, and Nightmare Moon. Damn alicorns...)
@Rita Lot
(Yeah, nothings going on so I'm just gonna go... See you later!)
@Dreama Lot
(Alright see you then!)
@Rita Lot
(*grabs your face* You're cute when you act smart!)
@Seraphic
Pfft, Look at her trying to act all high and mighty. *laughs*
@Jorge
(Remind me to care the next time you do something of importance)
@Seraphic
(Uh... thank you?)
@Seraphic
I was never asking anypony to "care" Really did I say that now? Well did I? I'm pretty sure I didn't.
@Rita Lot
(*smiles* Your welcome!)
@Jorge
(Then why did you say it? Are you a bully?)
@Dreama Lot
(I have some of the worst timing when its me coming back don't I :P Oh well, we can always continue later on, after I get back from work tomorrow.)
*nods* Oh, I see, I see. I can understand how fillies and colts can pixk on one another, thankfully Terra hasn't dealt with that, yet at least. But well, if she felt as such, why didn't she tell us, her friends? If we knew, we could have stopped.
@American Truth
(Why are you knocking on my door?)
@Seraphic
(Uh huh...)
@Rita Lot
(Say, have you bathed recently? You look dirty!)
@Seraphic
(Wait, what?)
@Rita Lot
(Well it's just a question, I was just curious!)
@Seraphic
What A guy can't comment on a blog for fun. I find it nice so long as don't spam the crap outta it.
@Jorge
(Do you find it nice to insult me?)
@Seraphic
(A very odd question that I don't want to answer.)
@Rita Lot
Fine then, you don't have to. You can ask me 1 question, come on, let's have it!
@Seraphic
Why do your colors clash so badly?
@Seraphic
I apologize for that.
@Rita Lot
(You want to waste your one question on that?)
@Seraphic
(Well you kinda hurt my eyes to look at...)
@Rita Lot
(Hmm, well, I think it's your glasses. Are they on too tight? Let me help... *she removes them and places them on herself, distorting her eyes* Better?)
@Seraphic
((I don't even know why this is happening. I really should stop being lazy and go back to normal.)
Now I can't even see...)
@Rita Lot
(But am I an eyesore anymore? Huh?)
@Seraphic
(...Well I can still make out your shape... and you're still way too bright... I will say yes.)
@Rita Lot
(Hmm, any suggestions?)
@Seraphic
(Be duller?)
@Rita Lot
(But dull is so...dull! And who made you miss pretty anyways?)
(...)
@Seraphic
(I just am is all.)
@Rita Lot
(What's your secret?)
@Seraphic
(...My mane?)
@Lazulic
(Oh, so you would rather that I not take care of your eyes and instead walked casually to your place to tend to you, leaving my sister to deal with the clinic alone? Because that can be arranged. Or would you rather the option of 'I don't make house calls at all and you can continue to be blind'?)
(And her secret is that she's a witch.)
@Rita Lot
(Foal's answer! I want a real one!)
@Nurse Redheart
(What? I never left...)
@Seraphic
(...My matching styles that are much better and easier on the eyes than yours?)
@Rita Lot
(What would you prefer?)
@Seraphic
(Colors that don't hurt to look at while you're talking? Mostly your body color could use a dyeing...)
@Lazulic
(No, but you critisized my work performance. Do you have any idea the kind of stress it is to have to run across town? To literally, run.)
@Nurse Redheart
(Hey, Afro called you. I don't know why you're blaming this on me...)
@Rita Lot
(Or what if I made YOU look like ME?)
@Lazulic
(Because you're there.)
@Seraphic
(...Beyond that that would be dumb, I could just reverse it.)
@Rita Lot
(Oh?)
@Rita Lot
(Unicorn magic. Horn's gone. *trollface* Celestia has taught well.)
@Seraphic
(Yeah.)
@Afro Mane
(Shut up.)
@Rita Lot
(...Care to explain? And why I couldn't if you did?)
@Lazulic, Afro Mane
(When in doubt, blame Laz, because Slots was unavailable.)
@Seraphic
(I'd just reverse whatever you did to me.)
@Nurse Redheart
(Ugh...)
*he turns* No, none of those things. I just am. Can you help me?
@Rita Lot
(Oh! Well let's test it out! *she charges up, and throws a spell at her, making her appearance much like hers*)
@Lazulic
*stops in Slots' doorway* But should I abandon Lazulic in his hour of need? *turns around* Ugh. *trots back to hospital*
@Seraphic
(*reverses it*)
@Rita Lot
(Oh, this is fun! *throws a couple*)
@Seraphic
(*reflects them all towards Afro*)
(I'm going to go to bed here though. Night all.)
@Rita Lot
(You suck. *hit by several random spells, knocking him unconscious*)
@Afro Mane
(Heh)
(Wow, last night's conversation between you silly ponies is confusing. Especially with one of you being My OC. And Me not even being there. anyway, I'm gonna do school now, See ya later.)
@Dreama Lot
(Was it that confusing? *rereads it* ...huh. So it was.)
(*is currently top a very high, very snowy mountain*
Must. Get. Tea. For. Subjects!)
@Leeky
(I'd like some Earl and Mint if you don't mind.)
@Nurse Redheart
(...
If you are not careful I shall have you beheaded!)
@Leeky
(Yaaaay, public executions!)
@---
(Yes. Yay for head lopping and chopping.)
@Leeky
(Indeed my Queen)
@---
(THERE! That is how you treat you Queen! Hear that other subjects! Look at this...whatever it is and learn from it's actions!)
@Leeky
(*bows* you flatter me your highness)
[It's a little bit dead hear today.]
@Leeky
[Like always]
@Leeky
(There's a lack of ponies around. If more popped up, hopefully it'd get less dead.)
@Rita Lot
[yeah...]
(Suddenly a snazzy set pops up around you and you are pushed into a rather plush swivel chair. Spotlight's dance across the room as a jingle plays and an audience bursts into (as always forced) applause. Slot's sits next to you. He is apparently frozen (but not in the literal sense). Behind a desk, Leeky sits (yes, the desk is new) waving to the audience intently. She then turns to you;
SO HOW HAVE YOU CHANGED SINCE MARS???)
@Leeky
(*blinks* What?)
((Now would be a good time to stop being lazy and actually go back to being myself, huh?))
@Rita Lot
(Just answer the question miss! *points to a timer counting down* The clocks ticking and my guest's soul seems to have left his body. So you're the replacement and now you must answer the final question to earn this wonderful holiday to the sun!)
@Leeky
(I don't know how I've changed? I mean... I haven't, much?)
@Rita Lot
(Good answer! Here's your ticket! *hands over question* What do you see yourself doing in the future?)
@Leeky
(Uh... I see myself... figuring out how I got here in the first place?)
@Rita Lot
(Ooh! Minus 10 points, your future will involve creating the perfect pancake. How many moons does the planet earth have?)
@Leeky
(What's the planet earth?)
@Rita Lot
(Well it's were all the real-*CRACK*
*looks around* C'mon! I thought we got rid of the fo-*CRACK*
...
*turns to you* Just take the points ok?
*sigh's*
Ok, why are we multi-coloured?)
@Leeky
(Okay... because we were born multi-colored way?)
@Rita Lot
(Well, I suppose that counts...not very satisfying...here *throws question cards to you* Let's mix things up a little! You question me, and I'll enlighten your mind!)
@Leeky
(*barely manages to catch the cards* Well... *picks one at random* "What role to do you play in this story?")
@Rita Lot
(Supporting comic relief character.
*whispers* Of course, they're all just decoy protagonists. It'll soon be revealed that I am the true main character in the story. But shh, spoilers.)
(*enters the audience, despite not being able to see*)
@Leeky
(*picks another* "If you could be one bird, what bird would you be?")
@Lazulic
(Stares at you blankly for a second. Then turns to Leeky and gestures to you and then to his weapon. She responds with a scowl, and signals something to him. He shrugs. Leeky takes out her own blaster to point at the audience, while he approaches you.)
@Sneak
(*continues walking, oblivious to what's happening, ever closer to the stage*)
@Rita Lot
(*ponders for a moment*
Discord.)
@Lazulic
(Hey, you need to get on stage.)
@Sneak
(*looks behind himself* Huh?)
@Lazulic
(*Pushes him up the stairs and onto the set*)
@Sneak
(*as he gets pushed onto stage* Ow! Hey! What are you doing? *he trips onto the stage and falls on his face*)
@Lazulic
(Heheh... Physical humor. *Clops hooves.*)
@CC
(The best type of humor for fictional characters)
(you ponies are random. And yes Aura, it would be a good time to stop being me. Gotta do more work now :P)
@Lazulic
(*trots over to you and helps you up* You're going to be a guest on my show! *pushes you onto one of the swivel chairs*)
@Leeky
(What? Show? *he is pushed into the chair as it spins a couple times*)
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