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A request from our dear member, Rita. Must say, other than Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, these two ARE cute together. Woo for fandom background pony shipping!
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Oh, so you met him already...
@Mastermind
... Fine
@PewnyPL
unfortunately. He wanted to be my roommate. And was very persistent.
@Tinka
I don't think anypony... bah anyONE would want to willingly be his roommate.
@Tinka
I'm a gentlecolt.
@PewnyPL
(What about me?)
@PewnyPL
I'm sure.
@Mastermind
Of... course.
*trots downstairs, half asleep* Sup, mares? *trots off into the kitchen*
@Afro Mare
...Was that Afro?
@Tinka
Also I'm the only mare here...
@Tinka
*returns with coffee* Yeah, Aura gave me a sex change. It's not the weirdest thing to happen to me. *sip*
Well, anywho, TIME FOR ADVENTURE!
*Dashes out the back door*
@Afro Mare
(BASS CANNON THATS WHAT! *fires*)
@Afro Mare
Uh...huh.
@Mastermind
*runs after you* Wait for me!
@Rick Mastermind
Uh... *shrugs* Might as well join. *trots out after him*
@Slots
(Tell Aura to change me back!)
@Rick Mastermind @Tinka
*completely ignores Afro, sighs and silently flies after Mastermind*
*Standing in front of the forest's edge*
@PewnyPL
(Why do you hate me?)
@Rick Mastermind
*teleports* Alright, so what's going on here?
@Rick Mastermind
*lands next to you* So, what's the plan?
@Rick Mastermind
*there as well*
@Afro Mare
[And when did I ever said I do?]
@PewnyPL
(You always ignore or belittle me.)
@Afro Mare
The hunt!
@PewnyPL
*Points forward* We go! Stay on the edge of your hooves, ponies! *Trots inside*
@Afro Mare
[If you didn't notice, I was ignoring nearly EVERYONE here for quite some time]
@PewnyPL
(I take it more personally. Self centered.)
@Rick Mastermind
ONWARD! *gallops into the forest*
@Rick Mastermind
*follows nervously*
@Tinka
*Grins feverishly* So, how ya guys like the forest? Not too unnatural, is it?
@Rick Mastermind
It's dark.
@Rick Mastermind
Nah. More... *turns around to face Pewny and Tinka* SUPERnatural!
@Afro Mare
*shakes head at his comment, is flying low right next to Mastermind*
@Afro Mare
Was that supposed to be a pun?
@Tinka
...No. It's suppose to scare you. Obviously I've failed. *trots onward, deeper into the forest*
@Afro Mare
I'm guessing you do that often.
@Tinka
According to some ponies, yes.
@Tinka
Heyhey, easy, easy...
Oh, take a look the critters! *A parasprite buzzes overhead*
@Rick Mastermind
*looks at it* It's so cute!
@Rick Mastermind
*Parasprite* ...Oh, hay naw.
@Rick Mastermind
... Is this what I think this is?
@Tinka
Doesn't it looks so? Ravenous appetite those things, though... And in captivity, they multiply like mad. They tend to stay tame and solo out here though, but these are just the small stuff... Heehe... *Smiles*
@Rick Mastermind
*nods* I've heard about them before, I think. *reaches hoof out to it*
@Tinka
Krruuru... *Flutters eyes*
@PewnyPL
You know it. *gallops up to it and guides it into the fro* I'mma call it Afro Junior!
@Afro Mare
*facehooves and sighs* Mastermind, do me a favor and erect some kind of barrier around his room, so that thing won't escape.
@Parasprite
It's adorable!
@Afro
Let it go. You heard what Mr. Mastermind said about parasprites in captivity!
@Afro Mare
Yeah, what Tinka said- no touchy! *Rustles your fro, prompting the parasprite to buzz away*
@Tinka
Nope. *pets parasprite* I'll keep it in sight and feed it and drown it when it gets too annoying!
@Afro Mare
*parasprite flies away* AFRO JUNIOR! NOOOOO!
@Afro Mare
... *audibly double-facehooves*
@PewnyPL
*turns around* Yes! Shield your eyes from the horror!
@Afro Mare
... Why would you ever kill something that cute?! Good for it to fly away.
@Tinka
Deceptively cute. *Winks* Haha, stay sharp, ponies... *Dashes forward*
@Afro Mare
I already am from the horror that is your face.
@Tinka
It's a joke. I'd never kill something of that magnatude of adorable.
...Well, I'm over it. ONWARD! *trots onward, deeper into the forest*
@PewnyPL
Jerk.
@PewnyPL
(Afro needs some aloe for that burn!)
@Mastermind
I...what? where are you going?
@Afro Mare
Look who's talking.
@Mastermind *keeps flying next to her/him/dunnoWhatToUseForNow*
@PewnyPL
You wanna go, Pewny?
@PewnyPL
Hey! *Tuns around and squints at the two of you.* Not the time nor place for this.
@Afro Mare
"Go"?
@Mastermind
Tell that to Miss Mare over there.
@PewnyPL
Fight. You wanna go at it?!
@PewnyPL
You wouldn't hit a mare, would you? Even if said mare is slightly obnoxious and not usually a mare?
@Afro Mare
*turns to you, still in the air* Just a reminder, I am nearly as big as Slots. And do I have to remind you how strong Pegasi wings are?
@Afro Mare
*Stomps in front of you* No fighting here! Besides... *sits quietly for a moment* The game is about to start...
@Rick Mastermind
Game? what game?
@Tinka
*Chuckles* Oh, only the best part... Wuietly now... *He suddenly runs off forward, stopping at a bush in the distance*
@Rick Mastermind
*trots after you*
@Rick Mastermind
The most dangerous game of all... Pony Fight Club. Me versus Pewny GO! *jump/lung at Pewny*
@Afro Mare
*blinks and flies to the side, making you miss* Idiot... *quickly catches up to Mastermind*
@Afro Mare
*Magically grabs you midair, and pulls you towards him* Shhh...
@Rick Mastermind
*whisper* What?
@Afro Mare
*Ducking behind the bush* Look... Over there... ...A Forest Scorpion...
@Rick Mastermind
*looks* ...A Forest Scorpion? Aren't scorpions usually in the desert?
(Hence forest scorpion, idiot.)
@Rick Mastermind
*ducks behind bush*
*whispering* A what?!
@Rick Mastermind
*quietly eyes the creature, trying not to draw attention of it*
@PewnyPL
And a beaut' this one is... Looks about 2 meters long... *slowly raises up his bow...*
@Rick Mastermind
It's huge in- wait, you want to shoot it?
*slowly crawling past the group*
@PewnyPL
...Nonono... It's time for the fun to begin... *Grins, aiming*
@Rick Mastermind
What then?
@Rick Mastermind
*eyes widen*
@Rick Mastermind
*chanting quietly* Do it, do it, do it...
@Tinka
... *launches a thin wooden arrow, landing inches in front of the creatures face*
@Rick Mastermind
... Should've expect that...
@Rick Mastermind
Grwwk!? *Turns, spotting the group*
@Forest Scorpion
... Tinka, jump on my back.
@Forest Scorpion
...Oh, buck... *looks around, finding a stick* *grabs it in her mouth* I gt ths.
@Forest Scorpion
I never said we were the hunters! *Grins widely, dashing out of the bush, past the scorpion* The rule of the game- survive!!
@Rick Mastermind
*drops the stick, darting off* You bucking jerk!
@Rick Mastermind
S/he went totally insane now...
@PewnyPL
*complies*
@Tinka
*as the filly jumps in he flies into the air* I don't care if Mastermind calls this cheating or what, but for Discord's sake, this is going a bit too far...
@PewnyPL
He scares me.
@Tinka
S/he can be pretty random, but mostly it's not dangerous. Normally I'd say that Afro is more that Mastermind. But that I did not expect... Oh well, maybe the Scorpion will catch Afro at least.
@Rick Mastermind
*Stabs its tail forward, narrowly missing him*
@PewnyPL
*Turns towards them, staring.* Grragk!!! *A thin pair of wings quickly sprout out of its back, before it jumps up into the air*
@PewnyPL
You don't mean that, do you?
@Forest Scorpion
*looks back* OHLUNAITFLIES
(See? See? This is why you always bring a Bass Cannon!)
@Tinka
No worries, unlike Afro and his parasprite drowning "joke", I don- OHCELESTIAWHATTHETARTARUS *flies higher at high spee* Hold on!
@PewnyPL
*holds on tight*
@PewnyPL
(Jerk!)
@Forest Scorpion
*hiding behind tree, panting*
@PewnyPL
*Smashes into a tree behind you* GGWRRAAGGK!!
@Forest Scorpion
Well, one good thing is this thing is huge, it can't avoid trees easily! *with Tinka holding tighter he starts to fly forward quite fast, trying to fly between trees that are as close as possible to each other*
@Forest Scorpion
*crashes into my tree* WHAT THE BUCK?!
@PewnyPL
*Dashes underneath you*
GHAhaha, exhilarating ain't it!?!
(Even better with battle music!)
@PewnyPL
*closes eyes*
@Rick Mastermind
I will get you for that Mastermind! *keeps flying as he was, hoping Tinka will be able to hold on*
*peeks around tree*
@PewnyPL
Kra grrak!! *Continues chasing, dashing past the trees, snapping them with its claws as if they were paper*
@Forest Scorpion
OH COME ON! FIRST IT FLIES NOW IT BREAKS TREES? WHAT'S NEXT, TELEPORTATION?
@PewnyPL
*manages to hold on* I'm regretting agreeing to come out here.
@PewnyPL
Don't tempt fate. Please.
@Tinka
Not only you, kid...
@Tinka
...... Damn.
@PewnyPL
(You asked for it.)
*panting* Safe... For now...
@PewnyPL
Haha, no need to panic guys!! You're in no real danger! *Releases a giant plucked back branch, which swings forward, tripping the creature towards the ground*
@Rick Mastermind
Of course we are not, we would be perfectly safe if I didn't fly of and just stay there with this rampaging monster *rolls eyes*
@Rick Mastermind
Krgk-! *Crashes down in a small dustcloud. It gets back up and turns back towards Mastermind.* GWRRGK!
@Forest Scorpion
Oooooh? *keeps away from Mastermind*
@Forest Scorpion
Hyaha! *Somersaults out of the way of its tail jabs* Hyahaha! *Lands on its back* Woah there critter!
@Rick Mastermind
GGWRRAAGGK!! *Shakes around helplessly, then rears its tail up*
@Forest Scorpion
*Jumps off, just barely dodging its tail as it scratches itself with it.* Perfect, hyaha! *The creature begins to tip around groggily, before collapsing in front of him... asleep?*
@Rick Mastermind
*observes the scene frorm the distance* Toying with us as usual... *chuckles lightly*
@PewnyPL
*still holding on tightly with eyes closed* Is it over?
@Tinka
*lightly nuzzles you with his wing* You can open your eyes, seems s/he took care of it.
@Tinka
*Taps the ceature's head, which remains unresponsive*
All clear guys! *Smirks*
@PewnyPL and Rick Mastermind
*loosens up slightly and opens eyes* Does stuff like that happen often?
@Rick Mastermind
No thanks, I'd rather keep my distance! *flies only a bit closer*
@Forest Scorpion
*starts teleporting through the newly cleared path*
@PewnyPL
That's a first actually. Not counting Wyrmias, but he was not dangerous at all.
@PewnyPL
[That was supposed to be at Tinka]
@PewnyPL
Who's... never mind, I don't want to know.
@Tinka
*chuckles* Not wise. I think you should know, before you get a heart attack in the mansion.
@PewnyPL
That sentence does not comfort me.
@PewnyPL
*Taps the creature again* Don't worry, this things out cold! A jab from the Giant Forest Scorpion's tail... Sends you right to sleep, haha!
@Tinka
*laughs* Wyrmias is a sandworm... A HUGE sandworm. Mastermind keeps it in the basement of the mansion. It looks scary and menacing at first... But after seeing MM treating it like a puppy... Yeah.
@Rick Mastermind
*flies a bit closer* Wait, you mean you made it to jab itself?
@PewnyPL
Don't sandworms only grow to 3 feet?
@Tinka
Well, when Wyrmias was "standing", so to speak, up it was over a story big...
@PewnyPL
Yep, and out like a light! *Chuckles* As I said, you were never in any danger. In fact... This thing's completely herbivorous!
@PewnyPL
Wow.
@Rick Mastermind
*lands next to you* Herbivorous or not, it still could've kill us.
@Tinka
Wow indeed. If you are interested in how it's possible, ask that troublemaker of ours.
@Rick Mastermind
*appears out of nowhere* Are you bucking kidding me? *grabs scorpion tail and jabs you*
@PewnyPL
Pft, barely. *Waves hoof* Hah... You're all perfectly safe around me.~
@PewnyPL
...I'll pass.
@Rick Mastermind
*points to the trees* What of one of it's claws grabbed me? Or what if Tinka fell off from me on a sharp turn?
@Afro Mare
*Knocks it to the side* Heyhey! Leave that thing alone.
@PewnyPL
It would've held you tight, then sent you right to sleep. *Closes eyes and twirls bow* And as I said, I wouldn't let anything happen.~
@Rick Mastermind
*accidentally jabs himself* ...Oh crap, that's poison...
@Rick Mastermind
Yeeeeah, tight. Look what happened to those trees when it held them "tight".
I'm going to teleport back to the mansion and hug my sister because I was really scared I was never going to see her again. See you guys later. *pop* *poof*
(night)
@Tinka
Oh, sure thi- *teleported* Hmmm... why didn't she do that from the start...
[Night!]
Oh Luna help me Master-- *drops to the ground, asleep*
(Night!)
This day was going to be perfect...
@Leeky
(The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small)
@Tinka
(Everypony would gather round, say I look lovely in my gown)
@Black Rain
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all.
@Leeky
(This day was going to be perfect)
@Tinka
(The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small)
@Black Rain
(But instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells they may not ring for me at all..)
@Slots
[I could care less about the dress]
@PewnyPL
(I won't partake in any cake)
@Tinka
(Vows? Well I'll be lying when I say.)
@Slots
[That through any kind of weather]
@PewnyPL
(I'll want us to be together)
@Black Rain
(The truth is I don't care for him at all)
@Tinka
No, I do not love the groom
In my heart there is no room
@Leeky
(But I still want him to be all miiiiine!!)
@Slots
(We must escape before it's too late)
@Tinka
Find a way to save the day,
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
@Leeky
(I don't fear that I may lose him
To one who wants to use him)
@Tinka
(Not care for, love and cherish him each day!)
@Slots
For I also love the groom
@Leeky
(All my thoughts he does consume)
@Tinka
(Ooh Shinging Amour. I'll be there very soon!!)
@Slots
Finally the moment has arrived
@Leeky
(For me to be one lucky bride)
@Tinka
Oh the wedding we won't make
@Leeky
(He'll end up marryinga fake!)
@Slots
(Shining Armor will be)
@Tinka
(Mine, all mine!)
@Black Rain
[*evil laugh/giggle*]
@PewnyPL
(Had I gotten the last lyric and wasnt at work, would have had Roulette sing it heh.)
(Well. That was odd.)
@Tinka
(No, this is.)
(This fandom is crazy.)
@Slots
(I made one of those. It's me spinning in my computer chair.
Ooooooh Saturdays. XD)
...
This day has been just perfect
@Leeky
(The kind of day of which i've dreamed since I was small)
@Black Rain
[Everypony I'll soon control]
@PewnyPL
(Every stallion, mare and foal)
@Tinka
(Who says a girl can't really have it all?
*cute giggle*)
(new page)
(......
Love is in bloom!)
@Slots
(I think we're done with singing for the day. Or typing lyrics.)
@Tinka
(Damn it!)
@Slots
A beautiful bride, a handsome groom
Crazy ponies.
@Leeky
(Later one day Leeky, me and you will have a sing along.(
*Drags Afro's body through the forest*
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