Who hoo! School is over, summer begins, and everypony is happy! To all finishing up school, congrats! Time to move on in life to much bigger, better things! To others that are still striving to that point, congrats on the summer vacation! Some of us lost that WAY long ago hahaha! Time to break out some big RP for us all and be ready for the summer until Season 3! Question is: What will it be? Will see as we go!!
Okay this isn't a shipping pic, but hey, I can break that whenever I want! Besides, this picture look so amazing. Look at that sparkle in Twilight's eyes, its so adorable.
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(I APPROVE)
@White Snow
(I refuse this "new page" and substitute my own.
.
.
.
New page)
(But... But you just approved.)
@Afro Mare
(The Whose Line site. Ah, memories. My sister and I always watched it. Well, repeats, as it was no longer on when we were little.)
@Rita Lot
(Ah.
...Wanna roleplay?)
[I just had to click the links to the creepy pasta pages, didn't I...]
@Leeky
(Yep.)
(PONIES. I SUMMON YOU.)
@Slots
(...*tumbleweed*)
@White Snow
(Why do you look like you have a Beatles haircut?)
@Slots
(Because
All you need is love.)
@White Snow
(...)
@Slots
(Lulz.
Anyways, I'm here, why did you summon me?)
@White Snow
(Eh kinda wanted to see whos around and maybe finally do an RP for once.)
@Slots
(That's silly. We don't RP here.
You must have us confused.)
@White Snow
(Oh right. Silly me)
@Slots
(It's okay, we all make mistakes.)
@White Snow
(In all seriousness though I do hope to get some RP off the ground for us all sometime in the future.)
@Slots
(We need something big. And for people to show up. *taps hoof*)
@White Snow
(No kidding. I actually have a newcomer wanting to join, but more so when the bog is alot more active.)
@Slots
(Always like newcomers in the bog.)
@White Snow
(*head desks* Will you and Pewny stop being such grammar nazis!? XD)
@Slots
(We can all go to froggy bottom bog!
Maybe fight a Hydra!)
@White Snow
(Adventure Ho!!)
@Slots
(WAIT!
Nobody is here.)
@White Snow
[*Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurk*]
@PewnyPL
(....Okay, we got one!)
@White Snow
[*Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurk*]
@White Snow
(Reeling in Pewny is nothing and you know that. Hes ALWAYS there in the shadows, like Voice and CC. Just, less smokey.)
@Slots
(I was gonna say something else instead of that, but I decided not to. Yes, I do know that.)
@White Snow
RUN AWAY! EVERYPONY FOR THEM SELF!
@Apple Bloom
.-. What?
@White Snow
THE TUMBLEWEEDS ARE BACK! RUN FOR Y'ER LIFE!
@Apple Bloom
(Applebloom come back! It isnt those ones!!)
@Slots
....Please explain for me.
@White Snow
(In the past blog a bunch of evil tumbleweeds kidnapped Sweetie Belle and such, and now most of the CMCs fear them and run for their lives if they spot o-wow this sounds very dumb when trying to explain it.)
@Slots
Well that's....interesting.
@Slots; White Snow
Didn't Mastermind say though that that there Tumbleweed King an' his subjects live in some deserted alternate timeline now? If'n ah'm rememberin' correctly, anywho...
@White Snow
(tumbleweeds are mean.)
@Rita Lot
(Sure they are...)
(Tumbleweeds are the bane of ponykind.)
@Afro Mare
(Indeed)
Ah think they're just misunderstood...
@CastMare
(CC? Your southern voice drive is acting up again.)
@Slots
...Uh, ah guess. *Shrug*
@CastMare
(Just letting ya know. Bye. *goes to work*)
(Hello?)
@Rita Lot
(Well hello, for as long as I can be around.)
@Knight
(Hi)
@Rita Lot
(Hi.)
(Or not. Meany.)
(Helloooooo?)
(Give me attention!)
HAHA
YOU'RE ALL SO FUNNY
GROUP HUG, GUYS
@Mastermind
(Hugs sound very nice after a hard day's work for me, thanks MM *hugs back*)
@Slots
(*huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs*)
@Afro Mare
(Thank you. Ill see you later in the day, going back to sleepy now heh)
@Slots
(Fine. I'll occupy my time some other way.)
@Slots; Afro Mare
*Group hugs* d'awww
@CastMare
How are you hugging? aren't you a hologram? *starts waving a hoof at you*
@Afro Mare
Ah can hug if ah wanna hug.
Cain't hug...
Tumbleweeds'll git me...
Tumbleweeds git away with... stuff...
@Apple Bloom
*trots over to Applebloom and hugs her* It's okay, little filly... The tumbleweeds won't hurt you...
(Hello?)
@Afro Mare
(*yawns*)
(Something I thought I'd share if not seen on EqD.
Hoof gripping explained.)
@Slots
(Seen it before. Isn't it cool?)
@Rita Lot
(The science behind how it works? IT really is!
The idea of how it could be worked for ponies? HECK YEAH. Take THAT you fancy unicorns and your "I grip anything' magic, and YOU pegasi with your super weight lifting, creepy finger wings! WE EARTH PONIES CAN FINALLY PICK UP A CUP!!)
@Slots
(XD it's kind of anticlimatic when you say it like that.)
@Rita Lot
(*waves a cup* CUUUUUUUUUP!!
Yeah Im the best pony for build ups.)
@Slots
(I have the sudden desire to create a pony whose special talent is dramatic build ups.)
@Rita Lot
(That be like the most annoying pony in the world.
*is eating breakfeast*
Pony: But then, Slots did something never expected for him to do at breakfeast. Something..mind blowing. Something no pony was ready for!!
*eats a piece of toast*
Pony: HE ACTUALLY ATE TOAST.
Will you shut up!?
See?)
@Slots
(I guess.)
@Rita Lot
(Breakfast would be ruined for all!)
@Slots
(It would indeed.)
@Rita Lot
(Oh yeah. Good morning.)
@Slots
(*Waves and snips around and pair of scissors in front of your face.*
Yeah, good luck manipulatin' one'a these with yer granular jammin' hooves.~
*Dashes away, giggling.*)
@CastMare
(*throws the cup at the back of his head*)
(*picks up a cup* Aw, hell yeah.)
@Afro Mare
(But you have to figure out how the buck you use scissors, Afro.)
@Slots
(Wait! *grabs a pair of scissors in one hoof, and hops onto his hind legs, gripping the other "hand" hole* *snip snip*
Boosh.)
@Afro Mare
(I..guess that works. Maybe thats why there are so few Earth Pony Barbers.)
@Slots
(*Runs back in.*
Yeah, Afro ain't gotta worry 'bout that! Usin' scissos s'already his special talent! Y'all ain't so lucky though, Slotso.~
*Dashes out the room again giggling.*)
@CastMare
(*watches*...Seriously, can we reprogram her?)
@CastMare
(STOP TAUNTING ME!!)
@Slots
(...Can I change back now?)
@Afro Mare
(*shrug*)
@Slots
(...AURA~)
(AURA, where are you?!)
@Afro Mare
(Shes out for the day.)
@Slots
(Well, crap.
...Wanna help me with potionmaking?)
@Afro Mare
(Trusting me with potion making is like trusting Vinyl Scratch to sew clothes. It just will not work. Just wait for her to come back)
@Slots
[I think worse would be trusting a mudpony to sew clothes]
@PewnyPL
(A what now?)
@Slots
(Fine...
Wait! Zecora!)
@PewnyPL
(RACIST!! TASTE THE POWER OF MY BASS CANNON! *fires*)
@Afro Mare
(Its been established Zacora and Aura are good friends, brewing things here and there together. So, really Zacora would just leave it as it is. Since she would think Aura had good reason to do it.)
@Slots
[*takes out a remote control and presses a button, cutting off the power from whole mansion* You were saying, muddy?]
@PewnyPL
(No, seriously, what's going-- *flash*)
@PewnyPL
(You do know the Bass Cannon has been shown to not be powered by any external source, so thus does not require to be powered from something like a cord, thus can work without it?)
@Slots
[Well bu- *blown through the wall*]
@Slots
(*flash* ...What happened?)
@PewnyPL
(DA POWER OF THE BASS CANNON CAN NEVER BE STOPPED!!)
@Slots
(*trots up and flips the on/off switch* Seriously, where'd you get that?)
@Afro Mane
(How DARE you touch my cannon! *turns it around to him and fires*)
@Slots
(Oh bu-- *thrown across the room. Into Pewny*)
@Afro Mane
((Lessons Learned. Bass Cannons are not powered by any external source, and DONT MY BUCKING BASS CANNON!!))
@Afro Mane
[1. Different direction of the shot
2. I was shot THROUGH the wall of the mansion, so I'm outside]
@PewnyPL
((Bass Cannon. Don't question its' trajectory.
But whatever.))
(*thrown clear of Pewny*)
(*by like, thirty feet*)
(Im stepping out, see ya)
@Slots
(Bye Slots!)
But little did Slots know, his seemingly-average trip out was about to become anything but...
@Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
Chapter 1
In which something rather peculiar happens to Slots.
@Leeky
(what is being plotted behind my back?)
@Leeky
Our story begins on a hot and sunny afternoon. It was a quite average day, or so it seemed.
@CastMare
Slots was listening to the laest DJ-Pon3 single
(And then NOTHING happened.)
But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
@Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
100 years past and we found the new Avatar, a wub-bender named Slots
@Mysterious, Disembodied Voice and Afro
(XDDDDD)
@Afro Mane
And though his wub-bending is great, he still has a lot to learn before he can save anyone.
@Rita Lot
But I belive Slots can save the world
@Afro Mane
(XD)
@Rita Lot
(That's my Avatar thing for the day.
...RP?)
@Afro Mane
(Working)
(You all are flipping ridiculous. I love you all XD)
@Slots
(We love you too!)
(I'ma just leave this little picture I made here. Okay? Okay.
@zSONICoz
(Somepony arted!)
@Rita Lot
(Yes, Yes Somepony arted..and this pic right there that all done by mouse no tablet just mouse and you can tell it is mouse as well. Look closely at the lines.)
@zSONICoz
(It's pretty good! Is that a Dragonball Z character?)
@Rita Lot
(Um, No It's from an anime known as Captain Tsubasa that right there is Tsubasa himself.
He's sort of my inspiration)
@zSONICoz
(Oh, OK. I haven't seen many animes.)
@Rita Lot
(It's fine I never knew this one existed at all until I stumbled upon the game! XD)
(Cool story brony.)
Chapter 1
Parking Problems.
“My shopping basket on wheels has been towed away!” exclaimed Slots hotly.
He gazed at the spot where he had left it before going into the cut-price grocers in the market. In all the years he had lived in Ponyville such a thing had never happened to him before and he could hardly believe his eyes. But if he thought staring at the empty space was going to make it reappear he was doomed to disappointment,
‘It’s coming to something if a young pony gent can’t leave ‘is shopping basket unattended for five minutes while ‘e’s going about ‘is business.” Said one the stallholders, who normally supplied Slots with vegetables when he was out shopping for the Sitcom Mansion residents. “I don’t know what the worlds coming to.”
“There’s no give and take any more,” agreed a colt at the next stall. “It’s all take and no give. They’ll be towing us away next, you mark me words.”
“You should have left a note on it saying ‘Back in five minutes’,” said a third one.
“Fat lot of good that would have done,” said another. “They don’t give you five seconds these days, let alone five minutes.”
Slots was a popular figure in the market and by now a small crowd of sympathizers had begun to gather. Although he was known to drive a hard bargain, he was much respected by the traders. Receiving his custom was regarded by many as being something of an honour: on a par with having a sign saying they were by appointment to the Royal Sisters.
“The forepony of the cart said it was in the way of his vehicle,” said a mare who witnessed the event. “They were trying to get behind a carriage they wanted to tow away.”
“But my buns were in it,” said Slots.
“Were is probably the right word,” replied the mare. “I dare say even now they’re parked in some side street or other wolfing them down. Pulling those great big tow-away carts of theirs must give them an appetite.”
“I don’t know what Mr Slapstick is going to say when he hears,” said Slots “They were meant for our elevenses.”
To be continued...maybe...
@Leeky
(Meant for our elevenses?
Lolwut?)
@Afro Mane
._.
@Leeky
(Are you at work or something?)
@Afro Mane
eeeehh...
@Leeky
*Collapsed on floor* I... I cant...
..My spleen....!
@Mastermind
*races over* Oh, God, her spleen! I need 4 CC's of Muffinephrin ,stat!
@Mastermind
Have no fear. Just sit down and have your elevenses and you'll be better in a jiffy!
@Leeky
I still don't know what the means! Where's that Muffinephren?!
(*is laughing hard reading at work*)
@Slots
(You're welcome.)
@Mastermind
*Starts whacking you in the chest* LIIIIIVE!
@Afro Mane
*tiny insect body gets crushed to death*
@Mastermind
(But Mastermind, you are an immortal being.)
@Rita Lot
[Mastermind will reincarnate as Hypnobutterfly
@Mastermind
*squish* ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAH! *faint*
(*yawns* Ugh curse you no wanting to sleep, body.)
@PewnyPL
(All Glory to Hypnobutterfly!)
@Rita Lot
(Relevence. this has it.)
(Has our wub-bender forsaken us?
Also, isn't Rita a waterbender?)
@Afro Mane
(Yes? So? It's still a funny post and relevant to the conversation we had the other day, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.)
@Rita Lot
(So... Now it's not relevant?)
@Afro Mane
(What's not relevant?)
@DJ Pon-3
...DJ Pon-3? How'd you get into my house?
@Afro Mane
*looks over* Oh hey! Um, wait, this is your place? I thought that one filly said it was somepony's else? *scratches head* Now I'm confused..
@DJ Pon-3
Yeah, Uh... She's not here at the moment, so I kinda am the head of the house.
So again I ask: How'd you get in my house? And why? And ohmigawd I have to find Slots!
@Afro Mane
Wow heh, your the head of all this huh? That pretty rad! *smiles* Well I dunno, I kinda felt I had a open invitation to show up whenever really. Didn't know it changed up so much. *ear flick* Slots? Who's that?
@DJ Pon-3
Slots is like, your biggest fan! And yeah, it is pretty rad. *trots over and puts a leg around your neck* Yep. All mine.
@Afro Mane
A big fan huh? Wonder why I didn't notice him. *blinks and looks at you as you hold her* Um..yeah heh, nice..Can you give me some personal space buddy?
@DJ Pon-3
*drops the leg* Uh, sure... *cough*
@Afro Mane
Eheh *rubs her neck* Thanks..Um, so where is everypony?
@DJ Pon-3
Uh... They pop in and out from time to time. I'm sure one'll pop up.
@Afro Mane
hah. Pop. That's a funny word. *making a popping noise*
@DJ Pon-3
Heheheh...
@Afro Mane
*flutters over, landing on your head*
@Mastermind
Say, Mr. Owner. You seem to have a moth problem. *points at the creature* Though that thing looks wicked cool!
@DJ Pon-3
Huh? *grabs Mastermind* Oh hello there.
@Afro Mane
What is it? *tilts her head looking over his shoulder* Ya got more?
@DJ Pon-3
No idea. *looks at Mastermind* Is there more of ya?
@Afro Mane
*wriggles antennae*
@Mastermind
*looks to him and back to it* You really weren't expecting it to answer you were you?
@DJ Pon-3
*shakes head* No... *back to Mastermind* Is that a yes?
@Afro Mane
*wiggle wriggle*
@Mastermind
*giggles and nudges* I think the bug is on to ya and making fun.
@Mastermind
I'll take that as a yes. Where are they?
@Afro Mane
Ya know you just got done telling me your not talking to it. So..what exactly is this then? *tilts her head the other way*
@DJ Pon-3
*shrug*
@Afro Mane
*jumps up and flutters over to Pon-3, landing beside her ear*
@Mastermind
*giggles and smiles looking up to it* Well hey there fella? *looks to a mirror* Ya know, your a pretty good combo with my mane. Ya do shows?
(Sorry party ponies, this one's got the munchies! Be back!)
@DJ Pon-3
...Pssssst.
@Mastermind
Oh, I see how it is!
@Mastermind
(Ha, man what do those ponies put in those taquitos!? So delish~!)
*blinks and removes her glasses* Huh? What was that?
@DJ Pon-3
What?
@DJ Pon-3
..Pssssst. *whispers* The bushy maned pony... He's keeping us trapped here...
@Mastermind
*Looks up to it blinking* He's what? *looks back to him* Your kidding?
@DJ Pon-3
My friends and I... Haven't seen sunlight... For weeeks....
...help uusss...
*gets up, and starts to flutter away*
@Mastermind
What?? *glares at Afro* Hey, what's kind of pony are you buster?
@DJ Pon-3
What?
@Afro Mane
Don't what me! I know what your doing to these poor ponies here *gets up into his face and glares more* No WONDER I haven't seen any, your keeping them from being seen! Where are they huh? Ya better tell me!
@DJ Pon-3
WHAT?! I'm not hiding anypony!
@Afro Mane
Your a liar! I know you are! I got it from a good source! You aren't in charge at all huh!?
@DJ Pon-3
What?
...Well, no, but I'm not hiding anypony anywhere! Go look!
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