Sunday, September 18, 2011

Welcome to the Sitcom Mansion!


Hello everypony to the new Roleplay location for all things Roleplay! This is The Sitcom Mansion, a place where random things can happen, and whatever wants to, will do! This is now our new home! I have some things to state though, after the page break, please read!!




Alright, so now that it seems all of us are here now, I have some things to say, more so, a few guidelines for the blog as of now, which are as follows::

1. From now on, there is to be no arguing about things that happen and pass RP wise. Our role play grew on the foundations of randomness and whatever our combined minds would make. So if one pony decides to do something completely unexpected, please do not get upset. It’s alright to have plans (since we all do it as well) but if it conflicts with your, do not get upset, discuss it, like gentle colts and mares I know you all are. And if the problem persist, bring it up to me and I’ll see what I can do on both fronts. Just no more bickering and arguing; were all friends here, and I don’t want what happened again.

2. There is to be no clopping anymore. I don’t think I need to worry much on this, we all seem to despise it, so yeah, just putting it up here.

3. Abilities of ponies (magic, strength or otherwise) are to now have limits to themselves. Unless otherwise givin that power by some benevolent powerful force like an Alicorn, or given it by perhaps by experiments and such, or even if it has been established that you really are just that powerful, do not make yourself to be able to do abilities that even Twilight Sparkle herself wouldn’t be able to properly do.. This doesn’t mean you need to make yourself weak though, just…limit it. Follow my example: I may be a Earth Pony who’s ability is pure Luck, but Im a total klutz, and am only Lucky half, or even little more of the time. As a unicorn, perhaps let yourself get tired if you exert your magic to a more powerful spell, or perhaps make it fluke out sometimes! Just make it more fun for us all instead of making yourself a mini Princess Celestia! *laughs*

4. To get us all more involved in the blog as a community as one pony called it, from now on, I’m going to be asking for picture suggestions for new blog posts as we cap. These pictures can be whatever you may think would be nice for the top. It can be be whatever, but I would suggest ponies over all! Also, will be doing random clip of the week as well as random pic of the week too, which will be linked on the side.. This is to just get us together more, and to have some fun to see what we all like. Ill be picking randomly always, but you all will get your chance to be up there (and Ill list your name too, to make sure we know who provided it) , even if it does take awhile. It’s just for fun, ponies, nothing more!

5..Retconning (aka God Modding) will be extremely minimal. I don’t really care for the ability or power of such, and will not be using it, probably only to clean up things like when you all delete messages you’ve double posted or such.. So do not expect me to really abolish anything, since anything is to be allowed from now on.

6. HAVE FUN PONIES!! Remember, this is all just for silly role playing fun, nothing more! I know we’ve all made so much more out of the things we’ve randomly have made, but follow Nightmare Moon’s example of her bucket powered Tricycle, it’s is okay to be silly! We’re all here for fun, and that should be held highest the most!

Okay, I know a long post, but I needed to say it all. Please try to follow these guidelines from now on, so we can get back to what we all do best; having such a good time! Thanks everypony!!

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Doc. said...

@Rita Lot
*trots alongside you*
I hope ve find zhem soon...Sonic vill get vorried...I don't vant to keep him vaiting.

Tinka Lot said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
look! Up there! It's Afro and Lazulic! Hurry!

Doc. said...

@Rita Lot
*looks and sees*
C'mon Rita! *grabs you and quickly gallops up to where you pointed*

Tinka Lot said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
yeeeep!

Laz said...

@Afro Mane *points at Doc and Rita* Hey! some ponies are coming!

Tinka Lot said...

@Lazulic
Hey Lazulic! We're looking for Doc's goggles! Have you seen them?

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*recognizes as he nears you and slows down*
*pants a bit*
Heilge Schiesse!...I need to vork mein body out more...Hey...Lazulic gut to see you again.

Afro Mane said...

@Rita Lot
*Takes off goggles* What, these?

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*recognizes and his eyes twinkle with happiness*
Yes! Zhose are mein goggles! May I have zhem back?

Tinka Lot said...

@Afro Mane
yes! those!

Laz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz So those are yours! I didn't mess with em, honest!

Afro Mane said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*Puts them back on* Zhey are mein! *Turns around and gallops away, running into the Library's wall, somehow not breaking the goggles* Okay. *Takes them off, and weakly hands them over* Take 'em...

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*laughs*
I don't mind if you put zhem on. I'm glad I lost zhem fur now I can see more clearly around me zhen vhen I'm wearing zhem! Besides ze ozhers trust you so I can as vell.

Tinka Lot said...

@Afro Mane
*looks at dent and winces* Cousin Twilight is not going to be happy about that. But at least we got the goggles back!

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*laughs while he takes them back*
Afro zhese goggles only vork fur me...zhey are custom made by Sonic made by ze toughest glass known to Ponies. *puts them on put takes off and wears it as a necklace for now*

Afro Mane said...

@Rita Lot
*weakly*...Somepony wanna take me to a hospital?

Doc. said...

*stops laughing and remembers*
Oh no! Sonic, I forgot I need to go see him so ve can go to Manehatten!

Tinka Lot said...

@Afro Mane
*cracks up at the red circles around your eyes*

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*stops*
But First I need to tend to Afro...
*kneels beside him*
*checks him over*
Just a minor Concussion Afro..You'll be fine but to help *lifts a hoof up and it begins to glow and a light envelops Afro's head*
Relax and ze pain vill go avay.

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
Did you really hurt yourself? *laughs* You gotta be more careful. *also laughs a red circles*

Tinka Lot said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
Why are you going to Manehatten? And since you are, can you take this to the Orange family apartment? *hands(hoofs) scroll*

Afro Mane said...

*Winces as magic works it's.... well, magic.* Ow, ow, ow, ow... Ahhhh.... Better. *Slumps down into dirt*

Doc. said...

@Rita Lot
*takes scroll*
...It's some important business...*stays silent*

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*smiles*
Gut, Ze Concussion ist gone. Can you stand up?

Afro Mane said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*Raises to sitting position* Hold on...

Tinka Lot said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
OK. Make sure it gets to Clem. We haven't talked in a while, and I wanted to tell her everything that's happened.

Laz said...

@Afro Mane Here, let me help. *help Afro stand up fully*

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
Ah, thanks, Lazzy.

@Rita Lot
*Turns to you* ...Who's Clem?

Doc. said...

@Rita Lot
*nods* I'll make sure she gets it. *pauses for a while. He looks towards the general direction of Manehatten*

*In a strange voice*
Soon all my answers vill be answered...so very,very soon...

Tinka Lot said...

@Afro Mane
Clementine Orange. She;s my best friend back in Manehatten.

Afro Mane said...

@Rita Lot
Oh, cool.

Tinka Lot said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
Thanks! *looks at you oddly* Who are you talking to?

Doc. said...

@Rita Lot
*continues*
...Life begins somevhere...All life...has meaning...Mein life...Means something...but...vhat does it mean...
*silence*

*all of a sudden he shakes his head*
Urggh...Vha-Vhat just happened?

Afro Mane said...

@Rita Lot
Don't question Doc. The stallion works wonders.

Tinka Lot said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
I dunno. You just looked over there and started saying weird things.

Tinka Lot said...

@Afro Mane
*looks oddly at you*

Laz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz Ya kinda acted like you were in a movie. The only thing that would have made that better was a wavy flashback.

Doc. said...

@Rita Lot
...I..vas...*shakes head*
Lately I've been blacking out...und zhen poof. I vake up not remembering vhat I did...Zhis concerns me more und more...und it only strengthens my resolve to go to Manehatten and see vhere I vas born....All my answers lie vith Sonic's past- *grabs mouth* You veren't supposed to hear zhat...

Afro Mane said...

@Rita Lot
...Sick. Just sick, Rita.

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*looks at you puzzled*
Moo-vie...I've never heard of a Moo-vie...is it a cow of some sort.

Tinka Lot said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
Really? Cool! Have fun!

Laz said...

@Afro Mane Am I missing some kind of sick joke here?... Never mind, forget I asked...

Tinka Lot said...

@Afro Mane
What?

Laz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz *looks in shock* Oh man, you've never seen a movie? Remind me to show you one when you arn't so busy.

Doc. said...

@Rita Lot
*nods*
I don't know how long we'll be gone...I'll I know ist zhat Sonic told me he'd take me to vhere he used to vork und his Lab out-...I'm going off on a tangent again aren't I

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*nods*
Ok zhen. I guess vhen I come back from Manehatten I could spare ze time, It's just vith Sonic going to Canterlot each day to fill out papers,check barracks, und inspect soldiers he hasn't had much time...but I don't blame him...his job demands a lot from him...more than he should bear.

Afro Mane said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
Why does Equestria even NEED an army? We don't fight anyone.

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*looks to you and gives a funny look*
Don't tell me you don't remember vhen Sonic vas called avay a few months ago.

Laz said...

@Afro Mane You can never be too careful, right? If we get caught off our guard, who knows what could happen?

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*nods*
I'm sure you've all heard of the recent Luna revolution...Zhat vas se most talked about subject since E-day two years ago. I don't know vhere Afro vas when it happened either zhat or ze Government did zhere job right zhis time!

Afro Mane said...

@Doc. zSONICoz

No... What happened?

Afro Mane said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
E-Day? Luna Revolution? What?

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
...A few Ponies ve're outraged zhat Celestia put Luna in charge after so long und some called for her to begone and they formed an army and planned to overzhrow everyzhing Celestia vorked so hard to build...Sonic und...let's just say a friend of ours both served...Zhey vere called avay...The Revolution lasted 3 veeks resistance fell. Sonic und our Freund came back home.

Laz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz Oh! I read about that! Apparently the whole resistance was not taken care of however...

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
This sounds awesome, actually. Remember, I've lived in Fillydelphia most my life.

Tinka Lot said...

@Afro Mane
Really? I thought you were here then?

Laz said...

@Afro Mane *eyes narrow* Wait, what am I still doing here? Do you know where I could find a map? I still need to find out how to get home!

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*nods*
Ja, Sonic ist doing all he can to make sure zhat doesn't happen again...Knows zhere still out zhere und he checks back to HQ every chance he gets...so far he has sent a battalion to ze vest vhere he believes zhere are building up zheir forces again but he keeps pegasi patrolling.

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
Vhere do you live?

Laz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz I don't remember! Ever since iv'e crash landed here I can't seem to remember. That's why i'm hoping seeing places, like on a map, might jog my memory.

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*produces map*
Heir use zhis it may help.

Laz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz Oh, thanks! *skims over map, whispers to self* Manehatten, no. Fillydelphia, no. Las Haygas, no. Canterlot, no. Ugh *hands back map* Thanks, but so far nothing rings a bell to me.

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*shakes head*
Keep it...*thinks*
Hey, Tell you vhat How about after me and Sonic are done in Manehatten I'll take to ze different cities und ve could try to find your parents.

Laz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz *perks up* Ya mean it? Wow, thanks! *looks around* Well, you best be headed on your way. Don't want to keep Sonic waiting.

Afro Mane said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
ROAD TRIP!!!

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*nods*
I do mean it. It's no problem...I'd be lost vithout Sonic...Come by the hanger just outside Ponyville on the east side in a few days I'm usaully hanging around zhere. Sonic von't mind me getting some air vonce in a vhile.

Doc. said...

*begins to trots off* *looks back*
I'll be off now guys Guten Abend!
*trots off*

Laz said...

*yawn*

(I'm not the only one here am I? XD)

Doc. said...

@Lazulic
*trots up to Sonic*
Sorry I'm late

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*looks up*
It's fine Doc. Find you Goggles?

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*nods*
Ja, I found zhem vith ze help of mein freunds.

(*narrator*
And thus Doc learned more about the Magic of Friendship. HOORAY!)

Laz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz (*Morgan freeman voice* and that's how Doc learned the TRUE meaning of friendship!)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ "And in Ponyville, some still say, that Doc's heart grew three sizes that day." ]

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*smiles*
Good then Let's go on to Manehatten.

(*laughs* Oh you two. XD A simple thing turned into a quote from morgan freeman and Quote from "the Grinch". XD)

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*nods*
*focuses*
*a light envelops them*
*they teleport in a blinding light, Leaving some smoke*

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

The dragon, long since neglected, have laid himself upon the grasslands outside town. With snores akin to chainsaw, he snorted black smoke into the air.

During his slumber, he would 'oft toss and turn, crushing the barren, empty planes beneath his mass.

Where he lay, nothing once graxed, nothing frolicked through the fields of nothing, nothing sang from the nothing, nothing drank from the clear, cool, blue pools of nothing that dotted the rolling blades of green.

zSONICoz said...

*they arrive in Manehatten*
*coughs a bit*
Well that certainly is new. You gaining power or something?

Laz said...

*walks back to temporary tree home* Hello? Is anyone here?

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*shakes head*
Nein, Zhis ist ein new experience fur me...

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*looks around*
Tell you what Doc let's turn in for the day I'm sure Mother would be glad to see us.
Let's go.
*trots off*

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

The horror! THE HORROR!

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Lily
...I don't get it.

Laz said...

*peeks up the stairs* Hellooooo?

Laz said...

Hm, guess nopony's home. *wicked smile* hehehe...

Laz said...

*implied party, Lazulic passes out in the middle of the floor for the night*

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

*Insert long, hour-written post about 'a barely awake Twilight coming-up from the Secret Laboratory of Undiscovered and Reclusive Scientifically Scientific Study of Science, or SLURSSSS, a blurb about her being bad at names, her dragging herself blindly to the kitchen and subconsciously making a cup of coffee in a mug with constellations of Equuis, Pegasus and Monoceros; and of her being completely oblivious to any and all damages and messes to the rest of the library' that was all lost because of the stupidly stupid refresh command being listed in the tabs menu under a different name that insinuated that it may reopen a tab rather than reload an open one and am in no mood to rewrite, so you get a grumpy, abbreviated version and you better all treat it like the long-winded post it was meant to be but will now never be*

Slots said...

@Twilight Sparkle
(.....well..Sorry to hear that happened Twilight Sparkle...Its no phone when it does so, heh.....)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

She is currently collapsed on the delicately hoof-carved wooden counter with the purple mug of coffee sitting next to her head. Her lips try to find the mug, but she's in no mood to try lifting her head.

Slots said...

@Twilight Sparkle
A knock is heard at the library door

Twilight? Spike? Anypony home? Helloooo~!

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Slots
"Grrrafplgdl adbbe repldg trawlnf..." she muttered, a foreleg tensing a moment, then flopping limp back upon the surface.

Slots said...

@Twilight Sparkle
Another, louder, knock is heard again, obviously a bit impatient

Hello?? Anypony in there??

Afro Mane said...

*Snoring on Slots' couch*

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
(GET A JOB YA LAZY PONY!! XD j/k whats up)

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
Out to lunch. And I don't need a job, I have money!

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Slots
"Grrnal freedmlo prtido dsomna...!" she groaned louder, twisting her head the other way on the counter. Her leg twitched a bit in the direction of the other room in some unintelligible command.

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
(You still should get one!! XD and thats cool, Im here for awhile before I got back to work (PAYDAY!))

@Twilight Sparkle
Twilight!? Spike!? I know somepony is in there!! I can her something groaning! Can I come in or something!?

He knocks again, which is now more so pounding

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Slots
"RRRNLFLGRR...! Trenlbof derbfrt swavtrt...!" she dragged herself from the counter, knocking the coffee that had long-since gone cold, and spilt across the top and floor. Slowly, she dragged herself through the main room, shuffling and scraping across the wood and all manner of debris scattered about. She sauntered past a loudly-snoring heap of a lazy Lazy, sprawled across the middle of the room.

Slots said...

@Twilight Sparkle
He stood there, tapping a hoof waiting to see if anypony would come to open the door

Afro Mane said...

*Rolls over, falling off said couch* Ouch... Slots? Hello!

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
(not home there, buddy lol)

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
(I know, I know.) Ugh... Nopony home. Trixie off in Filly, Terra off someplace else, and Slots missing... Might as well wander around. I wonder if Twilight notices the dent in her outside wall... *gets up and trots outside, neglecting to close the door*

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
(YOU FOAL!! Leaving my door open!! XD)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Slots
"Trafflgrp! Flaffgrb! ...hrbldrg..." she groaned as she neared the door. Without warning, her nose was abruptly greeted by something cold and hard and made of wood. Mumbling through her mashed-up snout, she opened her eyes dazedly upon a knot of wood that, upon other occasions, would resemble nothing more than rings.

But in her state of sleep deprivation and delirious mind from the impact, it barred a far more ominous form of the eye of a great and terrible beast, glaring straight into her own. She lept to her hooves with a screech of fear and reeled back a few inches before falling again, this time landing upon her back.

Rubbing her head with one hoof, she sat-up with the other. Or rather, she lifted her torso from the floor in a layed-back slouch. Groaning from the pain of two blows and the ringing in her head, she gazed around the room, a bit more alert, but could scarcely see straight through the spiraling room.

As her eyes swirled in her head, she finally caught sight of the heap of pony laying in the middle of the floor, strewn-out like a rag-doll corpse that had been cast aside.

She panicked. Scrambling backwards across the floor as fast as her hooves could move her till she was met with a wall. She pressed herself against it, breathing heavily as she looked around the room. She had no idea what happened. The room looked as though it had been through war, and there in the center, was the corpse of an unknown pony. In her own home!

What would she do? What could she do!? There was a pony! Dead! In the middle of her house!

If she told the police, they might accuse her of ponyslaughter! If it got out, it would ruin the Princess' name! The Princess would be shamed by her own student! Killing another pony in her own home! She'd never live it down!

Live... They probably wouldn't let her live after she was accused of murder! They'd send her to the dungeons for the rest of her life! She'd be trapped, sealed away from her precious books and dearest friends!

Her friends! Oh, they most likely wouldn't call her a 'friend' once they heard! They would all shun and leave her, to spend the rest of her life alone in the dungeon!

No! NO! She couldn't let that happen! She wouldn't let that happen! She began scrambling around the room, searching the bookshelves and fallen heaps of books for something, anything that might help her escape her situation.

Then, she found it.

A brown-covered book laced with a deep red around it's edge. The title, though the book in good condition, looked as though it were nearly a century old. Cracked and chipped letters of dull gold lined the center of the book. "101 Ways to Hide a Dead Body".

Perfect! That's just what she would do! She'd hide the body! No pony could ever accuse her of murder if there was no body to be found!

She started to levitate the body. What could she do with it? Where would she hide it!? She turned to look at the book again, only to notice the silhouette of somepony standing outside her door!

She panicked again, running around the room while the body floated in the middle. She screeched to a halt. The lab! She'll hide him in the lab till she could get rid of whoever was at the door, then she'd worry about getting the corpse out of the house and as far from Ponyville as she could!

She rushed for the door, dragging the body along. Opening the door quickly with a spell, she tossed the body inside and pulled the door shut with her teeth. She paused, leaning against it to catch her breathe, but only for a moment, before dashing to the front door.

With another spell, she opened the door just steps from it and frantically burst through the yawning portal.


"Hi! HowcanIhelpyoutoday!?" she asked between gasps of breath as she half-leaned against the door frame.

Slots said...

@Twilight Sparkle
(WALL OF TEXT)

*begins to hear a lot of noises inside* Hey, whats going on in there? You alright whoever is in there? *gasps and yelp a bit as the door is flung open and she jumps out* GAH!!....Uh....Twilight? Are....you okay? You...*looks at her* kinda...dont look well...

Anonymous said...

Walks into the room, wherever that may be
She's arrived, probably already started.

Anonymous said...

@Tundra
Um, sorry but...is this really a good idea? I mean, his mother may still be about, and then there's that dragon, and the General has left for Manehatten!

Anonymous said...

@Autumn Glory
*sternly*I heard they're getting impatient. We'll just have to handle those things when we get there. And don't forget, the general's not a target right now. Chances are, it's better that we don't have to deal with him. So don't go getting any ideas now.

Anonymous said...

@Clovis
*coldly* I don't want to hear that from you.

Afro Mane said...

*Wanders around Ponyville, looking at the many shops that litter the buisness district. Mr. and Mrs. Cakes Sweet Shop, Rarity's Carousel Boutique, and finally, Twilight's Library, with Slots standing outside* Hey, Slots! I was wondering where you were! *Gallops over* What's up?

Anonymous said...

Hey Tundra! Has the other one shown up? *to self* that'd make thing a lot more funny.

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
Huh? Oh, nothign, I needed to see Twilight, but...*looks to her* she doesnt seem all that well...

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
Oh, she not feeling well? *Peeks head inside* Twilight?

Anonymous said...

@Sneak
No. *grimaces* Though I won't be surprised if Steve/Bob appears later.
*sighs and looks up*
Well then,
It's show time.

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
Shes right there, Afro. *points* but...shes not all that well heh.

Blackjack said...

Far way, in a secured high level prison, a dark coated stallion paces back and forth, a look of anger on his face. Another night locked away, for something he felt wasnt his fault. It never was his fault. He knew it, why couldnt they see it.

Urgh, stupid ponies. I dont deserve this, I deserve better. YOU HEAR ME!? I AM NOT TO BE TREATED THIS WAY ILL GET YOU ALL FOR THIS!!!

The yell echoed in his cell, but no answer came

.....URGH!! *he kicks the bars* One day...Ill get them all back...

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Slots"Huhohme!? NOnonoI'mfineyep...nothingwrong...fine... me... Hehhee-...What did you want?" she tried to grin innocently as she continued to breath heavily through her teeth. Her eyes darted left and right till Afro showed up, stuffing his head in the door. "GETOUTOFTHERE!" she yelled, quickly flinging him from the door with a spell. She faked a cough to clear her throat. "I mean, 'you can't come in.' The library's a mess and Spike isn't around to help me clean it, so..."

Slots said...

@Twilight Sparkle
*tilts his head* Um...i wanted to know if youve seen a pony around her, Lazulic? Hes been staying her, and I wanted to get h- *stops short as you shoot off Afro* GAH, Twilight!? What are you....A mess? Well...I can help if you needed to, especially if its been cause by Lzzy. I mean, I DID offer your house...

Anonymous said...

@Torque
Suddenly a huge explosion from outside rocks the cell, causing a mass of debris to fall to the floor. The yells and screams are soon covered by the sound of more explosions, getting nearer to Torque with each blast.

Blackjack said...

@Anonymous
*looks up in horror* what in the name of the princess is going on out there!? *begins to hear the explosions near closer* What the...Oh no, no no no!!

He jumps behind his prison bed, hoping for what little protection it may give

zSONICoz said...

*meanwhile Somewhere in Manehatten*
Well Doc...here we are...

*An old door with a symbol faded out is on the door, The place around it smells foul as the you can faintly hear screams of past torture...The door seems to have not been used in decades by the looks of it...The energy around it is almost sinister...beckoning you to come in...*

*shivers*
C'mon Doc...let's go in and come out...I'm beginning to hear things...

Anonymous said...

@Torque
There’s a gigantic “BOOM!” as the wall to his cell is obliterated. The room is now filled with dust and debris. A shadow of a pony can be seen where the door once stood.

Anonymous said...

@Torque
There’s a gigantic “BOOM!” as the wall to his cell is obliterated. The room is now filled with dust and debris. A shadow of a pony can be seen where the door once stood.

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*nods*
Open ze door so I can finally answer main questions...Vhenever you're ready...

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Slots
"Ye-ImeannoImean, 'Who?' IhaventheardoforseenanyponyIvebeenhomealoneallweek. Yep. No pony here but me. None. No one. Not a single pony. ..." She quickly took a large step forward from the frame, slamming the door shut behind her, and unknowingly catching her tail.

Blackjack said...

@Anonymous
the debris is flung all around the room, some hitting him in the head and side as he shakes it off coughing and glaring angrily

WHOS THERE!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? *sees the silhouette* I demand to know WHO you are!! OUT WITH IT NOW!!!

Slots said...

@Twilight Sparkle
Um...Twi? How would you not know? hes been here since. Theres no way you cant of seen- *cuts off as she slams the door hard,seeing her tail caught in the door* Uh...doesnt....that hurt...Twilight, what is going on? your acting odd...

Leeky said...

@Torque
*steps forward* Hi, my name’s Leeky, maybe Leek-Soup, not Stob. And on behalf of the network, I’ve come to rescue you. Now where’s my water bottle?

(And a month and a half of planning and foreshadowing begins to pay off. *sigh* You all saw this coming though didn’t you? XD )

Blackjack said...

@Leeky
*tilts his head and grunts* The what? Ive never heard of them, and I know what is important....did you say rescue?

Laz said...

*low grunt, wakes up in a unusual place* Ugh, where am I? *takes in surroundings* A lab? I don't remember going to a lab. *gets up, stumbles along the stairs, head aching* owwwww. My head.... *reaches for door, notices its locked* Oh geeze... *starts banging on the door*

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*floats the key up to the keyhole and opens the door. The door opens with an eerie *CCCRRREEEEAAKK*

*Sonic steps in and turns on the lights. The Lab is soon illuminated by lights long thought to be burned out. The place once filled with scientists pursuing to make Equestria a better place. The whole place has fallen to a state of disrepair, A shadow of it's former purpose. Now it reeks of grime and death from years gone by...Nopony seems to have stepped hoof in the place since it's abandonment 2 years ago. There are cobwebs hanging everywhere and rats have made their nest over the past 2 years...Over to the right are the testing grounds..or back in Sonic's day the former Torture grounds...Or "Death Pits" As they were referred to by the prisoners here.*

@Leeky
(All I can say to you Good M'am. DAMN FINE JOB! for a month of Planning You did fantastic.^^ Props to you!)

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*looks around*
...Sonic...Zhis ist your...*trails off*

Leeky said...

@Torque
Yeah, or break out. Depends whose talkin. Personally I prefer calling it "making things go BOOM!" but Tundra just tells me to stop being so ridiculous. I'm telling you, I bet she said "It's show time" today in a really over-dramatic manner. She can be such a hippopotamus. *pouts*

Blackjack said...

@Leeky
*shakes head from the nonsense spouted out* Wait what? Your...not making any sense. Are...you trying to taunt me in a way? *glares again* Ill have you know I care little for that, and will stop it. Now....how do you plan on getting me out. What of the guards?

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*nods slightly*
I used to work to make Equestria Better...That is until...I went insane...I made this place in my crazed image Doc...Look around...Everything is as it should be...Just I ask you...Don't go in the Testing Grounds...

Afro Mane said...

*Pushed out of door frame, landing on my back* Ow. *Gets up, turns to Slots* What's Twi's problem?

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
I dont know, considering she just slammed her tail in the door....

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*nods*
I assume zhat ist vhere...zhings happened...I shall respect zhat vish...*trots to Counter filled with flasks and beakers filled with dust but still serviceable. Lifts one up and looks it over*
...Sonic...could I take some of zhese home...To use in mein vork...If you vant...

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*nods*
Yeah, The beakers,Flasks, Thermometers, Everything here is yours now but...The inventions stay here...These inventions....are complex and I'd rather not use them...*looks away* My insanity caused....many...innocents to die....Coming back here....I can still here the screams....Go. Pick up anything you need or want...So we can go....

Leeky said...

@Torque
The guards? Doing what Guards are made to do.*turns round,turns back, and does a slicing motion across throat, rolls eyes up, hangs her head to the side and limply sticks out her tongue*
(sort of call back!)
@zSONICoz
(I succeeded in something? *big sparkly eyes*)

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
Serves her right. Tossing me out of her house. *pouts, then perks up* Hey, Slots? *wicked smile creeping along his face as he continues* Wanna see what Twi's hiding? *an evil grin emerges*

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
I suppose....Wait what? Afro, we cant go breaking into her house? Plus, shes right there!

zSONICoz said...

@Leeky
(*nods* How can you not you kept my wondering what you were up to. I knew you were planning something but I never knew what it really was.)

Blackjack said...

@Leeky
*he blinks slowly and shakes his head again* you....you killed them? all of them? to get me out?....Who are you...?

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
Who's gonna stop us? The only authority here are the Royal Guards, and I haven't seen them around anywhere... *keeps evil grin on face*

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*produces saddle bags*
*begins putting Flasks,Beakers, Test-tubes,Jars, and anything still useful into his bags*
*floats a box over*
*rummages through it*
*pauses*
Sonic?...Vhat are zhese...

Leeky said...

@zSONICoz
(...
@Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!
...
*coughs and blushes* hehe, sorry.

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
*shakes head* Afro, Twi is a good friend of mine, shes been helping me teach Terra and such. Shes just *looks back* not....all here right now. Im not doing so unless otherwise...

Leeky said...

@Torque
(Kill?...well yeah. I guess I did. It was kinda easy thanks to this *clops hooves and a strange looking fire-arm materialises* Sneak made it, but Tundra helped *giggle* that's probably why it worked. But don't tell him I said that or he'll try to steal my eyes again!
And me? I told you already, I'm Leeky. But, not Stob. I am not Stob ok? I could also be Leek-Soup but I'm also Celestia, k?

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Slots
You don't make it easy for her to accomplish a goal when you forget that their tails are only flesh and bone for half their length.

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*trots up to him*
*sadden look*
...This...are the recordings of all...past "Testings" Here in the Lab...I prefer you don't take these...They....are pretty gruesome...

Blackjack said...

@Leeky
*sees the weapon* I...see...wait, what about eyes? *shakes head* You...you are a very disturbed unicorn, Leeky, to much for my tastes...And enough with those names, alright? *sighs* Anyway, why the hell have you released me? I didnt call for your aid or anything...

Slots said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
(Am I ruining whatever she had planned? Im sorry. and well, I knew that, but still, its in the door...but Ill shut up til she responds if she needs me to do so.)

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*pauses*
...Alright...*continues looking about*

Leeky said...

@Torque
Well, the network doing something businessy but you can't know about that because then they'll pull out both our eyes. And probably more.
But me? *walks straight up to his face*
Your going to help me defeat the trees and bring my family together.

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*as you look about*
*floats out a recording marked "The reasons I quit"*
...*whispers to himself*
...If I can overcome the horror I've created...Then I truly have changed....*smiles* I know I've changed...

Blackjack said...

@Leeky
I....what? But I...you know what forget it then...*shirks a bit back as she gets up into his face* excuse Me!? I dont just offer assistance to anypony, more so to a crazy pony as yourself, now BACK OFF! *shoves away with a bit of force*

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*after a while*
Sonic. I zhink zhats everyzhing...Let's go. I still have to give zhis Scroll to Clem, a favor for Rita.
*trots to door*
Let's go! I zhink I know what I vant und Vhat I shall pursue...Let's go!

Leeky said...

@Torque
*stumbles back a bit, her head is down for a second then she looks up and smiles, frowns, then grins* Mist-Torque, you don't have mu-you aint got a lot of choice. *directs the weapon at him* Hey! I could collect the eyes Sneak wanted! He'd totally owe me then! I'd get another minion!

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*nods and smiles*
Good. Listen go on ahead I'll catch up with you later.

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*looks at you*
Alright take your time I'll be vaiting fur you at ze bottom of ze hill.
*trots out*

Blackjack said...

@Leeky
*shirks back again glaring as the weapon is pointed* I...fine... Your lucky your armed and my magic has yet to fully return to me, or Id have you buried into a wall...*grunts with a frown* Lead the damn way then. I want to get out of her, 5 minutes ago...

CC said...

Meanwhile, CC lays in the middle of a ditch somewhere. But anyway, continue.

Slots said...

@CCZeroFire
(Well you havent been on for awhile. (then again, I havent either heh) But we can continue our own little plot later tonight, no worky today ^^ though I do need to leave soon to get my pay check)

CC said...

@Slots
(That's okay! Because I'm in a ditch! Yay!)

Leeky said...

@Torque
Well if you did that, then I don't think the guys at home would be very happy. *starts trotting* I still haven't gotten my water bottle yet. I'll ask Minion for one later.

Blackjack said...

@Leeky
Hmph, as if Id care what they would think....*trots along with you, still filled with anger* WHERE exactly are we going...

Slots said...

@CCZeroFire
(Hoo-rah??)

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
(You get paid, and then Blackjack comes back to creep us all out. I'm in this, too. I was the one who led you to the sub-basement.)

Leeky said...

@Torque
Not sure. *stops to tug out a pair of eyeballs from an unfortunate guard snd puts them in her bag* He should have worn goggles *trots on*

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Afro Mane
"NO!" she yelled, quickly taking a braced stance before throwing him again.

@Slots
"I can't know what I don't know! And I don't know of any Lazuli! And neither of you are getting in this library!" She remained in her stance, glaring at them both.

Afro Mane said...

@Leeky
(...What the hell?)

CC said...

@Slots
(It's too bad you guys missed it. Over the past two days, there was this whole grand adventure with CC and some of his past associates. There was a gang, a BUNCH of new OCs, some mafia plotline... Then it had this gigantic twist towards the end, and eventually, CC died, and he ended up in this ditch. A shame it didn't appear in the blog.)

Blackjack said...

@Leeky
*gasps at the act* Thats disgusting, you sick unicorn!

Leeky said...

@Afro Mane
(Huh?)

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*watches as you leave*
...I'm ready to finally let go of the Past...*produces a bomb*
Never again shall my inventions be used for the hurting of living beings.
*places bomb in the middle of the Lab and sets the timer*
*trots out the Lab*

*The bomb sits there ticking away till the timer is at 0:00, But Sonic and Doc are faraway when the giant explosion rocks the Lab, Sending the Lab to the farthest reaches of Hell. Many would check the Lab later after the Explosion only to find that nothing remains...but a crater.*

*sits with Doc on a hill overlooking the Explosion*
*smiles*
No more shall that Lab harm...no more...I'm glad...Let's get back to Mom Doc, She'll be waiting for us. *they both trot off*

(Later Guys Band Calls. BYE!^^)

Afro Mane said...

@Twilight Sparkle
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *Lands head-first on the ground, and flops over*

Slots said...

@Twilight Sparkle
*back up a tad* Uuuuh...calm down Twilight, okay? Calm down! I...I just...can I at least check to see if hes in there? Maybe he got lost in your lab or something...

@Afro Mane
(heh heh pretty much. and thats fine then. You were down there, you just kept quiet)

@CCZeroFire
(........uh huh.......thats some plot)

Laz said...

*still banging on the lab door*

Leeky said...

@Torque
What? Autumn said Guards are made to die. Besides, I can trade these off for some favours then *trots over to another collection of bodies, examines them, and plucks out the eyeballs she thinks looks the best*

Afro Mane said...

@Leeky
(You're tearing their freakin' eyeballs out--whatever. I really shouldn't be shocked.)

@Slots
*Groans on pain, while his right leg twitches slightly*

Slots said...

@Lazulic
*hears the banging* Is...is somepony in there?

Leeky said...

@Afro Mane
(If your talking about the eyeball thing, then I might explain it later. Also Leeky was never a very nice pony.)

Blackjack said...

@Leeky
*griminces more as she continues* Ugh, you know what, I dont care, have away with your sick fantasy. I just want out, NOW!

Slots said...

(Im off everypony! be back when I can alright?)

Leeky said...

@Torque
*looks cluelessly at him* Your strange.
Anyway, I think Tundra said she'd meet us somewhere...

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
(See ya! Go get money.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Slots
"I said there's no pony here, so there's no pony here!" She eased-up on her pose a little. The little sleep she had gotten was wearing her out, and the running about was fatiguing her further. "Ugh... Why don't we try looking around for this 'Lupus'?"

Laz said...

*start to tire, falls in a grunt against the lab doors, making a very loud bump. passes out of fatigue*

Afro Mane said...

@Twilight Sparkle
Right hind leg twitches some more

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Seven days later, a severed head was found floating down the river outside Fluttershy's cottage. Authorities were unable to determine the time of death, but they concluded the cause to be decapitation with a dull kitchen knife.

Unable to further determine the location it had entered the water, and the contamination of the town's drinking water, all residents were placed under lock-down in their homes for an indeterminate span of time while investigators probed the inner mysteries behind the quiet little town, and uncovered more than they were looking for.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Also, Luna is having problems. Or rather, Chrome is having chronic crashitus, thus causing problems for Luna.

So she's limited to... four... five... seventeen browsers. But she's bound to one and that one doesn't like editing profiles, so Luna's off in Lulu Land while Night Mare gets to play.

Isn't that FUN?

Afro Mane said...

(Sure...?)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Aww, you sound so displeased to be graced with my presence.

Did you really think you would have a Nightmare Night season without the original Nightmare?

Afro Mane said...

@Nightmare Moon
...Oh, horseapples. *Attempts to move, but is paralyzed not by his fall, but by fear. The Queen of Nightmares. The Mare of the Moon. Nightmare Moon herself graced this young, naive earth pony with her ungodly presence. The air around him seemed to grow colder. Everything seemed a bit darker. The very sun itself sunk lower, retreating from the evil presence that had engulfed the tiny patch of land.

Laz said...

(Dat better not be MY head!)

CC said...

@Lazulic
(I was thinking it might've been mine, considering my character has died and/or my head was blown off or just randomly disappeared like 3 or 4 times now...
...Not that we'll ever know.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Oh, don't worry your pretty little head. You're already over-shoulders of the others.

Trying to wrap your head around it too much right now might be more of a headache.

Laz said...

@CCZeroFire (if this is normal to happen to you, then it's probably not me. Good. I'm still somewhere in the labs passed out. My mistake. Carry on)

Laz said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice (You're not helping)

CC said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
Then huzzah for headlessness!... or something.

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