Sunday, September 18, 2011

Welcome to the Sitcom Mansion!


Hello everypony to the new Roleplay location for all things Roleplay! This is The Sitcom Mansion, a place where random things can happen, and whatever wants to, will do! This is now our new home! I have some things to state though, after the page break, please read!!




Alright, so now that it seems all of us are here now, I have some things to say, more so, a few guidelines for the blog as of now, which are as follows::

1. From now on, there is to be no arguing about things that happen and pass RP wise. Our role play grew on the foundations of randomness and whatever our combined minds would make. So if one pony decides to do something completely unexpected, please do not get upset. It’s alright to have plans (since we all do it as well) but if it conflicts with your, do not get upset, discuss it, like gentle colts and mares I know you all are. And if the problem persist, bring it up to me and I’ll see what I can do on both fronts. Just no more bickering and arguing; were all friends here, and I don’t want what happened again.

2. There is to be no clopping anymore. I don’t think I need to worry much on this, we all seem to despise it, so yeah, just putting it up here.

3. Abilities of ponies (magic, strength or otherwise) are to now have limits to themselves. Unless otherwise givin that power by some benevolent powerful force like an Alicorn, or given it by perhaps by experiments and such, or even if it has been established that you really are just that powerful, do not make yourself to be able to do abilities that even Twilight Sparkle herself wouldn’t be able to properly do.. This doesn’t mean you need to make yourself weak though, just…limit it. Follow my example: I may be a Earth Pony who’s ability is pure Luck, but Im a total klutz, and am only Lucky half, or even little more of the time. As a unicorn, perhaps let yourself get tired if you exert your magic to a more powerful spell, or perhaps make it fluke out sometimes! Just make it more fun for us all instead of making yourself a mini Princess Celestia! *laughs*

4. To get us all more involved in the blog as a community as one pony called it, from now on, I’m going to be asking for picture suggestions for new blog posts as we cap. These pictures can be whatever you may think would be nice for the top. It can be be whatever, but I would suggest ponies over all! Also, will be doing random clip of the week as well as random pic of the week too, which will be linked on the side.. This is to just get us together more, and to have some fun to see what we all like. Ill be picking randomly always, but you all will get your chance to be up there (and Ill list your name too, to make sure we know who provided it) , even if it does take awhile. It’s just for fun, ponies, nothing more!

5..Retconning (aka God Modding) will be extremely minimal. I don’t really care for the ability or power of such, and will not be using it, probably only to clean up things like when you all delete messages you’ve double posted or such.. So do not expect me to really abolish anything, since anything is to be allowed from now on.

6. HAVE FUN PONIES!! Remember, this is all just for silly role playing fun, nothing more! I know we’ve all made so much more out of the things we’ve randomly have made, but follow Nightmare Moon’s example of her bucket powered Tricycle, it’s is okay to be silly! We’re all here for fun, and that should be held highest the most!

Okay, I know a long post, but I needed to say it all. Please try to follow these guidelines from now on, so we can get back to what we all do best; having such a good time! Thanks everypony!!

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Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

'Help' was never my method, nor was it ever my rhyme or reason, but there's always a madness to my method, whether you can see the illusion or not.

Afro Mane said...

(Now NMM is gone again. Crap.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Oh, I'm never gone, only where you least expect.

Afro Mane said...

@Nightmare Moon
W-what do you want from me? Still mad about the whole plant/kidnapping failure thing?

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Y-you still believe that was my entire plan? Oh, you are all so amusing sometimes! Almost to the point of wanting to let you all live just a bit longer so that you could all act as the court jesters.

Afro Mane said...

@Nightmare Moon
W-w-what are y-you going to do? *trembles slightly*

Afro Mane said...

@Afro Mane
*Slowly rises to all fours* ...Well...?

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

You're actually expecting me to tell you my plan? Do you take me for some cliched villainess?

Afro Mane said...

@Nightmare Moon
Maybe a little bit... Might as well.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Are you still waiting? Because you'll be waiting for a long time.

CC said...

Pft, Nightmare justs wants to hang. She just chillin'.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

I am biding. Two ponies aren't nearly enough.

CC said...

Jus wanna party party party yeaahhh

Afro Mane said...

No, I think she wants to kill. Not party.

CC said...

@Afro Mane
Nope. She just wants to party all night 'till the sun comes up.
And this is exactly why she tried to extend the night!

THINK ABOUT IT. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

zSONICoz said...

(YO,Yo,Yo Everypony! I'm home and HYPER AS F**K After drinking a 5 hour energy before the game so I'm literally Bouncing off the walls.)

CC said...

@zSONICoz
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

zSONICoz said...

@Tumbleweed
(It's a party in Ponyville today!~XD)

CC said...

*Hop hop hop*

zSONICoz said...

@Tumbleweed
(FORT TICONDEROGA! *trot,trot,trot*)

Laz said...

@zSONICoz (Please, no more parties...)

Afro Mane said...

(Sonic got into SOMETHING...)

Laz said...

@Afro Mane (MY COCAINE! just kidding XD)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(Hey, I sell the drugs here Buddy. I'm latino you best wise up and stop or GTFO!....NAH JUST Kidding I'm just really hyper right now. XD)

CC said...

@Afro Mane
Drugs, love 'em.

@Lazulic
I believe that is Mastermind's cocaine.

zSONICoz said...

(*sings* DREAM ON!~
DREAM ON!~ YOU DREAM ON!~ DREAM UNTIL YOUR DREAM COMES TRRRRUEEEE!~)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Luna'd agree, but this coughing and sneezing is making her sleepy.

That, and its already been proven to be nothing more than flour. Madame LaFlour, to be exact.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Sowing in the morning...
Sowing in the evening...
Something something something corn something...

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Ahh, the dead of night, the silence of dark, the dim glow of the near-white sphere lofting through the sky, the slow, gentle breeze...

And all there is to do is read.

To read by the dim, faded glow in an otherwise bleak void of black and nothing.

To delirious to write...
To delirious to draw...
To impatient to read again...

And during the 'darkest' time of the year, no less, everypony is off, deep asleep.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Don't end up blaming me if everypony's too terrified to come out in the dead of night,
To rejoice and to revel in the dark,
To frolic and play in the moon light…

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Hmph, if there's anything I blame, I blame the myths and the lore, sending terror and woe into the hearts of everypony for fear of befalling a dreadful calamity that otherwise would be avoidable were that vile fireball in the sky.

No, I don't blame you, nor your nightmares and nightmarish ways,

I blame the past.

The old mares tales of demons in the dark, of creatures not of this plane, of beings not of this world.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

She scratched a hoof impatiently at her doorstep. She was uncomfortable being confronted, and even more uncomfortable having a dead body to dispose of in her house. She wanted to get rid of them as soon as she could so that no pony could discover her secret: that she was actually an accomplished ballroom dancer with over a decade of awards and accolades.

What? What body? Oh, that body! Right, right! The body!

Yes, she wanted everypony away from the house, and that included Rita. She wanted to get the two away from the house so she could cast an anti-teleportation spell around the library. She couldn't cast something so...flashy... without drawing their attention. Not that a giant, purple bubble quickly wrapping something and then turning invisible was flashy. She still didn't want to risk them seeing.

She looked down at the dirt, pocking a rock as beads of sweat began to form and run down her face.

"How long is this going to take?" she silently asked herself, turning her head left and right with a sway of her bangs.

CC said...

Hm... I smell... Suspiciousness.

Afro Mane said...

*Now standing, the feeling in his legs regained* Wow. Seriously, what's Twi's problem? *against his better judgement, approaches the door*
(Afro's back, ready for more abuse.)

Laz said...

*dreams fill his memories as he lies on the cold, damp stairs. Dreams of a time that he never got locked in a basement, dreams of times he had with his parents when he was young, playing in the secluded play-pen they had arranged for him. Dreams he can't seem to put together, as if they were made up, but he was sure they were real. They couldn't be lies, he knew he came from somewhere. he seemed to paint a vivid picture in his mind of his home, but many holes were left in the portrait he imagined. Where was he from? Why was he here? Who, or what, was he?*

CC said...

@Lazulic
(Deeeep maaan.)

Laz said...

@CCZeroFire (Ah well, it was too silent for too long, so I just made up a little backstory for my character)

Afro Mane said...

THE SILENCE!!!

Laz said...

@Afro Mane (It burns!)

zSONICoz said...

(I'm back guys.)

CC said...

@zSONICoz
Yes... You are...

Leeky said...

(Lurk...for now.)

CC said...

@Leeky
...Nyes....

zSONICoz said...

(You two were already lurking to begin with...Never mind.)

Laz said...

*As he lay there in a catatonic state of mind, he let the memories flow through his vision, disappearing as fast as they entered, the next being more blurred then the preceding. He tried to concentrate on his parents, forming their appearance in his mind, but, like the rest, drew a blank. He winced, finally taking in how much his head hurt. Yet he still lied there, making no attempt to get up whatsoever. As he lay there, he started to wonder where he came from, and why it was so hard to remember anything before the crash landing in Ponyville. At that, he heard a faint buzzing noise coming from behind him. He whipped his head around, causing major pain. The noise came from his damaged wing, which was looking still bent out of shape.As he looked closer, he saw the inside of his wing had been cut, with a metal wire hanging out, seemingly snapped from its place. With no real idea of why it was there, he quickly stuffed the wire back into his wing, hearing a small "click" noise upon doing so. He started to feel better, losing most of his headache upon putting the wire back in. He decided that, while it was strange, what anypony didn't know wouldn't hurt them. He felt a rush of tiredness flow through his now "repaired" body, and decided to nap where he had been for the past day, on the top steps of the laboratory stairs.*

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(...Wow...There are no words...Great stuff and imagination.)

Laz said...

@zSONICoz (Eh, a very bored day will make you think about things. I didn't think I had enough background, so why not "imply" I may not be all pony? I mean, but nobody knows that yet.)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(*nods* Indeed. I'm just doing some thinking is all you know figure some things out a bit.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Her impatience finally got the better of her.

In a tizzy of panic, she plucked Afro off his feet, inches from the tree.


"I said, 'No!'" she half yelled, her voice straining from being up for ... what was it, thirty-six hours now? She'd been standing there for several hours now, as well. She hadn't had her coffee, she hadn't even had her morning muffin. She was hungry, tired, exhausted and thirsty.

With Afro hanging in the air (or rather, bobbing, as the strength of her spell wavered), she started trying to walk away from the library, but her tail pinned in the door kept her from moving. Hooves scraped at the ground as legs trembled in fatigue.

She pulled and pulled, trying to get away, till finally, she collapsed on the step from exhaustion.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

And then my plans for an android pony were ruined.

Laz said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice (heh, sorry)

Afro Mane said...

@Twilight Sparkle
Twili- *picked up* ii-i-i-ight! Put me down! *bobs through the air* AhhAAhhhAAAHhhhAAH! *Dropped as Twilight collapses, landing on his collarbone, snapping it* Aahhh... Ah... Ow... Aaaaaah..... *groans in pain some more*

CC said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
testadmin1 was already an android pony anyway. testadmin1 will always be the coolest android pony. testadmin1 will always be better then any other android pony.

Laz said...
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CC said...

@Lazulic
testadmin1 is plenty concealed!

Laz said...

@testadmin1 (ok, whatever floats your boat. Besides, we don't know if i'm an android. Maybe that was a tracking wire so i didn't get lost. Or maybe a doctor prescribed thing from when I was a filly. You never know.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

See, the best characters are the ones that have a secret they keep hidden with only the tiniest of subtle hints to their nature and origin.

CC said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
Like... Leeky, and Mastermind?

Sentinel 007 said...

@testadmin1
@testadmin1

testadmin1 does not enjoy being impersonated. Please terminate your processes before testadmin1 one must do it for you.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

The longer they go without actually exposing the truth, and misconstruing everypony's ideas and expectations along the way, yes.

Afro Mane said...

(Everyone. Start making sense again, please?)

Pewny said...

@Afro Mane
(NO!)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

"Make sense!? Oh, what fun is there in 'making sense'!?"

Afro Mane said...

(I'm surprised Discord hasn't shown up here, actually.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Onetwothreenotit!

Afro Mane said...

(Not it!)

CC said...

@testadmin1
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
The real testadmin1 never started sentences with capital letters EVER, even after a period.
TERRIBLE IMPOSTOR U STOOPEEED.

@Afro Mane
Discord showed up like a month ago.

Laz said...

(Man, I will never get out of this lab, will I? XD)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(I'm guessing it's some secret Lab we don't know about hidden in Twilight's library.)

Pewny said...

@zSONICoz
(And the lab where Twi was testing Pikie's pinkie sense?)

CC said...

@zSONICoz
Nope.

zSONICoz said...

@CCZeroFire
(...AND I now remember that. *headdesk* STUPID! XD)

Sentinel 007 said...

@CCZeroFire
(testadmin1 is real. and you are dumb.

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
(HOLY MOTHERF*CK! IT'S AN ICE CREAM TRUCK!!. *floats over to it*)

Laz said...

(I might make another long narrative, CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(WHY THE HELL NOT?! XD)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@PewnyPL
Secret Laboratory of Undiscovered and Reclusive Scientifically Scientific Study of Science

Afro Mane said...

(Random RP now?)

Laz said...

*Much like the other days, Lazulic woke up in the same general area, but this time feeling much more chilled. He reached his right hoof up, pulling the rest of himself up on all fours. It was quite a miracle, from pushing whatever had fallen out of her wing, for he was too tired to remember exactly what happened, back into his wing, he had felt much better. "Well, seems i'm not getting out of here anytime soon." he thought to himself, and headed down the stairs. A little lab was set up in the middle of an otherwise dark and dreary room. Cobwebs lined the corners of the walls, and the audio of rat feet moving about was the only thing audible. As he approached closer, he noticed many mechanical machines outlined the walls. "What's the point of all this equipment? Don't unicorns have magic they can use? And why keep it all secluded?" He then lost his footing on the 3rd step, crashing down the stairs, and knocked over a very expensive looking machine, which promptly fell and caught his left hoof. "Damnit, Lazulic! You gotta be more careful! You don't even know if your supposed to be down here, much less breaking things!" He sighed, now concentrating on getting his left hoof free from under the machine. The pain was awful, but no matter how hard he tried, the machine nor his foot seemed to budge. He screamed, a surge of pain going through his body. Suddenly, something went off somewhere in his body, causing his eyes to lost their greenish color, promptly turning to a bright red, then making the whole eye black, as he fell defeated to the lab floor.*

Laz said...

(His wing, damnit XD)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(How are you not dead?)

*Laying on the ground, still in pain, a broken collarbone, along with other bumps and bruises*

Laz said...

@Afro Mane (If anyone's dead, it would be you)

Afro Mane said...

@Afro Mane
I really should get to a hospital...

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(Nope, broken collarbone.)

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

@Afro Mane
...I can fix that...

CC said...

@Pinkamena Diane Pie
I completely 100% trust this pony.

Laz said...

@Pinkamena Diane Pie (0.0)

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

@CCZeroFire
...Oh you should. You should...

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

...Aww. Why so quiet? Pinkie got your tongue....?




...Nope. Not yet....

Laz said...

(I think all the fanfics and pictures have turned Pinkamena from a pony who just felt rejected to a serial killer of sorts)

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

@Lazulic
...I have to be a serial killer? It can't just be something 'fun' I do at nights...?

Laz said...

@Pinkamena Diane Pie (You can have your "fun" as long as i'm not involved in it in any way)

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

@Lazulic
...Hmph. Fine. Your wings are made of plastic anyway...

Laz said...

@Pinkamena Diane Pie (They are not! I can see why you're the crazy one...)

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

@Lazulic
...So I operated on some ponies without anesthesia. That doesn't mean I'm crazy...

Laz said...

@Pinkamena Diane Pie (Then what does it mean? You're sick?)

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

@Lazulic
...I prefer to call myself... Unique. Innovative. Original. How many artists would kill their best friend to complete their work...?

Laz said...

@Pinkamena Diane Pie (Not many, I'll give you that. And while I don't approve, there are many forms of art I don't understand.)

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

@Lazulic
...There are those who use ponies in their art, calling them 'living canvas'. I take it to a whole new level with 'unliving canvas'...

CC said...

@Pinkamena Diane Pie
Well, at current time, I believe my body is lying dead in a ditch somewhere. You're welcome to use it.

Pewny said...

@CCZeroFire
(I vote that comment for the best on this blog so far)

Afro Mane said...

@Pinkamena Diane Pie
(I'm semi-consious outside Twilight's library. Go nuts.)

Doc. said...

*Trotting through the bustling city of Manehatten*
...To zhink Rita vas born heir, I vonder how she did it? Zhere are so many ponies valking around.
*shakes head*
Better get zhiz scroll to Clem...
*continues trotting towards the housing districts*

Sentinel 007 said...

Deep within the mountains overlooking Equestria, inside a long-forgotten research base built underneath Canterlot, a solitary pony sits, waiting. All of the computers are dark, power long since having been shut down to this part of the facility. The room, cast in shadows, has, beyond the computers, a desk, stacked high with papers, and a small chair, its occupant shaded.

The pony continues to sit, a paper set in front of him, away from the stack. It contains the orders that he had given to his Lieutenant. They were simple. They were easy. And yet she still had yet to come back, after five days of waiting. And he was growing quite irritable.


Where is that lousy good for nothing...

Rita Lot said...

@???
Just then, the pony that he had been about to curse out trotted into the room.

I have done as you requested, Boss. The testing chambers have been restocked, and nopony is the wiser.

Sentinel 007 said...

@Lieutenant Usur
He grunts at the news, surprised but pleased.

Ah, there you are, Usur. I thought you had long abandoned me for a better life. Or had been killed trying to do as I requested.

Rita Lot said...

@???
She grins, her eyes narrowing slightly, her mouth curving into a sly smile.

Leave you, Boss? With the mark you gave me? I'd be an outcast for the rest of my days. And I have more skill than you give me credit for. I brought you the ponies, just as I said.

Sentinel 007 said...

@Lieutenant Usur
He nods, knowing not to push her. Instead, he changs the subject.

Very well then. How many did you bring?

Rita Lot said...

@???
Twenty able-bodied ponies. Which is five more than you requested, but I like to overachieve.

Sentinel 007 said...

@Lieutenant Usur
Hmph. All well and good then. This means we can finally restart the program after so many long years. Project ALICORN is back up and running. Equestria had better be ready for us this time.

Rita Lot said...

@???
Not like we'll give them the time to prepare though. If even one of these ponies are enough for ALICORN, Equestria is ours.

Leeky said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(dun.dun.DUN!!!!)

Doc. said...

*leaves the housing district*
*groans*
ARGH! Stupid FOALS. Can't tell vhat's orange from Yellow. I'm in goggles all day und I can tell.
*sighs* Vell Did vaht Rita vanted.
*trots back through the city*

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

...I'm not joining anything. I'm not leaving my room! They can come over for cake though...

Doc. said...

Vell now zhat I'm done vith zhat.
Time fur me to head back und hopefully go back home so I can begin mein vork anew. *smiles* I can't vait.

*later*
Sonic! Are we gonna leave anytime soon I vant to get back to vork.

zSONICoz said...

@Doc. zSONICoz
*looks up from his book*
Yeah We'll leave soon, I'm kinda missing out on a few things. Go get your stuff ready. Mom went out to get a few things. So be ready!

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*nods and smiles*
I'll go get ready.
*trots to guestroom*

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Yrg...

@Pinkamena Diane Pie
I thought you said you were never coming back.

Pinkamena Diane Pie said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
...You must think you know me to say I said something...

Laz said...

*He groaned as he sat up, finally finding it in himself to get up. His eyes had turned back to their traditional greenish color, but his hoof remained trapped. In a fit of rage, he grabbed the end of the machine, and struggled to lift the heavy object. He got it far enough out that he could slip his hoof out from under it, letting the now broken machine topple to the ground in a large crash. His back right hoof was severely disfigured, and he found that he could not stand on all fours. He was aware, however, that his wings felt much better, and lifted off the ground up the stairs. He felt like crap, and aside from that, he was hungry and thirsty? "How long have I been down here?" he thought to himself. As he approached the godforsaken door, he began to feel angry at whatever would throw him carelessly in such an uninviting place. He punched the door, realizing that the door was solid built, and that it didn't do any sort of damage to it whatsoever. "Hello? If anyone is out there, i'd like to come out now. Please? Anybody?" not directly hearing a response, he flew back down, hoping to find anything that would make a quick meal. He spotted a rat, and his hoof quickly came down upon its tail. He looked at the little vermin, as the rat looked back at him in fear. "What am I doing? I don't eat rats! and even if I did, they would probably taste disgusting. Ohhhh, what I would do for a nice bale of hay to eat right now..." He said to himself, letting his dreams of any kind of rescue from this hell take over him, as he fell on his bad hoof. He let out a yelp, and promptly lifted it off the ground. He did feel faint, sick even. He layed himself on the cold ground he had called his home for the past days, dreaming about the outside world that he may never see again.*

zSONICoz said...

(Once again Boredom grips this Thread today since I'M SO BORED. My brain just can't think.DX)

Pewny said...

@zSONICoz
(My mind didn't work RP wise for like, what, 3 weeks? What am I still doing here?)

Laz said...

@zSONICoz (I know. I kinda just want to type, but then I end up typing too much, as you see above XD)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

I want to type, but there's still the matter of dealing with a certain pony going stoic outside the library to deal with before the corpse can be dealt with.

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(As a pony somewhere said. "Enough is never enough". XD)

Laz said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
(I can hardly be considered a corpse anymore, but I will be soon if nobody hurries up and frees me.)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(Hint: When doc comes home I think he said something about going to see you if I remember correctly. XD)

Laz said...

@zSONICoz (Yes, but who knows how long that could take? It's an important trip, if I remember.)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(If you go back to the previous comments you can see they're getting ready to leave.)

Laz said...

@zSONICoz (Ah, I see. I've only just gotten back home, I didn't read everything before I posted my monster paragraph XD)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(It's fine I'm sure that Sonic and Doc will get home by tomorrow.)

CC said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
(I say he takin' too long. SOOO... Now for La Revolución!!!!)

*Just as Slots is about to react to Twilight, he is randomly and suddenly interrupted by the loud roar of a curiously low flying helicopter! He falls silent and turns his head, as it appears be heading right in their direction! It stops right above the tree, the roar of it ripping the area, and also causing a large gust, sending loose leaves flying all over the place. Seconds later, still hovering in the air above the tree, a door slides open, and something is dropped out of the side! It promptly falls directly on top of Slots, rendering him unconscious. The helicopter the quickly flies away out of view. Those in the area turn to look at what just fell on Slots... And it appears to be CC!!! Or his corpse anyway, as it appears he is dead. Or perhaps also unconscious. It's kinda hard to tell.*

Laz said...

@CCZeroFire (Heh, smooth one XD)

Rita Lot said...

@Leeky
(I see your "duh dun DUN" and raise you twelve euros.)

zSONICoz said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(Ok I honestly give up trying to guess who you are. So just go with what you have planned and the rest will follow suit. XD I'm just WAY too beat to figure this out. I know I'm gonna feel stupid afterwards.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@CCZeroFire
Oh, look. It's Twilight getting crushed by Applejack all over again. And now she has two corpses outside her house to deal with.

CC said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
Poor Twilight.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@CCZeroFire
Quiet, corpse!

CC said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
...okay...

Laz said...

(Well great, it seems Twilight has hurt everypony around her! Afro is hurt, Slots is unconscious, i'm dying of a lack of food or water, and, well, CC is already dead. Well done, Twilight, well done.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Lazulic
It's only been a few minutes. You're fine.




Unless you crashed into one her experimental doomsday prototypes.

Laz said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice (yes, but from the party, you can probably draw a conclusion as to why i'm thirsty or hunger, yaknow?)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(I'm in severe pain, laying outside Twilight's library for about 12 hours, too injured and lazy to move, and nopony has noticed? Da buck's up with this town?)

Laz said...

@Afro Mane(Well, if your too lazy to move, why should anyone show sympathy. and without the RL time, its only been a few minutes)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(Fine, Mr. I've-been-cooped-up-in-Twilight's-basement-for-three-days-without-food-or-water, I'll go hobble somewhere.)

Laz said...

@Afro Mane(You do that. At least you can look for sympathy)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(Blame Twilight. I tried getting into her house, and she assaulted me. Three times. Do I still get charged for breaking and entering if only my head got inside?)

Laz said...

@Afro Mane (naw, don't worry about it. Well I must get to sleep for the night now. See you all tomorrow)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(And now I'm alone. Night!)

CC said...

@Afro Mane
So ronery

Laz said...

@CCZeroFire( QUIET, CORPSE! XD ok NOW I'm out. Night.)

Afro Mane said...

@CCZeroFire
(I have a corspe (possibly) to keep me company. Perfect.)

Rita Lot said...

@Afro Mane
(I can keep you company instead, Sir Afro.)

CC said...

@Lazulic
*Sniffle.*

Afro Mane said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(And you happen to be...?)

Rita Lot said...

@Afro Mane
(Oh, you hurt me so! Tell me, you didn't see the performance I put on earlier?)

Afro Mane said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(N-no, sorry.)

CC said...

*Tear runs down cheek*

Afro Mane said...

@CCZeroFire
*Hugs* I love you, dead CC.

Rita Lot said...

@Afro Mane @Then allow me to tell you to read it, Sir Afro.

Afro Mane said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(W-what? Project ALICORN? Cyborg ponies?)

Rita Lot said...

@Afro Mane
(You recall Project ALICORN, do you? The power you had? The boundless freedoms?

(t'ch... that never happened, got it?))

CC said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(What never happened?)

Afro Mane said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(Although a side story involving the kidnapping of CC and I for scientific experimentation isn't out of the question. Hint hint...)

Rita Lot said...

@CCZeroFire
(Exactly, Nobel Fire.)

@Afro Mane
(While that is a tempting story, you will have to look elsewhere, Sir Afro. We only ponynapped Pegasi and Unicorns.)

Afro Mane said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(Dang. CC's a unicorn, though.)

Rita Lot said...

@Afro Mane
(Nobel Fire is also dead, according to him, and in a ditch. Therefore, not a likely candidate.)

Afro Mane said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(Crap. Can't you use science to revive him, or something?)

CC said...

@Lieutenant Usur; Afro Mane
Eh, I've already died loads of times. I don't expect it to last long.

Rita Lot said...

@Afro Mane
(Science only goes so far, Sir Afro. But bringing back the dead doesn't work as you'd imagine....)

@CCZeroFire
(I'd say it might.)

CC said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(Or... Did I even really die!? -Dun dun dunnnn-)

Afro Mane said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(Okay, what else can we do? Random RP? Okay!)
*Begins to limp away.from the spot he'd been only five minutes ago* Ah. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ahhh-aaAAAA! *tumbles over into an enbankment, landing a few feet from a headless CC* ...uhhhh...aaaAAAAHHH!!! Dead pony! *Scrambles to all fours, ignoring the pain in his right front leg*

Rita Lot said...

@CCZeroFire
(I think you may have, Nobel Fire. I think you just may have.)

CC said...

@Afro Mane
*Bleeds*

Afro Mane said...

@CCZeroFire
Wha... who... ah... *attempts to scrambles up the hill, but slips, and tumbles onto Mr. Fire*

CC said...

@Afro Mane
*Spatters blood*

Slots said...

(So because I was busy, had work, and couldnt make it to the blog really in that time, I get knocked unconscious by a possibly dead CC? Not cool guys :P)

Afro Mane said...

@CCZeroFire
*A bit of blood spatters on Afro's face* ...Eh... *brings a hoof to his snout, and, upon removing it, brings along a bit of blood* ...Uh... Oh, dear Celestia let this be a Nightmare Night prank.

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
(Wake up and join us.)

Slots said...

@Afro Mane
(lol I dunno, should I? You guys missed me that much!? :P)

CC said...

@Slots
[Strikeout]DAMN it took a long time to go get that check.[/Strikeout]
*Shrug* What happens happens. Dat's ponies.

Rita Lot said...

@Slots
(You could simply just join us, without waking up.)


Geronimo! *jumps into the ditch beside Sir Afro*

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
(Yes, now join in on the increasingly grimdark fun!)

Slots said...

@CCZeroFire
(lol it wasnt just a check sadly. I had to take care of bills, and go to my bank to take care of my account and reopen it. Then today, work work work lol. an I didnt want to jump in for only an hour sadly. But Im back now at least heh.)

@Lieutenant Usur
(and who might you be madam? Your a new face. and I think they want me to join more so. That, or they want Blackjack again heh)

@Afro Mane
(You just want me to do so, so I can bring in BJ huh? XD)

CC said...

@Afro Mane; Lieutenant Usur
*Sploosh* *Drip* *Squirt*

Afro Mane said...

@Slots
(That could work, too.)
*a strange pony jumps beside him* GAAAAH!! *turns to her* W-who are you?

Rita Lot said...

@Slots
(Just a pretty face passing through, looking for more ponies to ponynap~!)

@Afro Mane
*looks down at the headless body first* Hm... that's quite a bloody mess. *looks at Sir Afro* Oh, hello sir. I though there were only bodies in here.

Slots said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(ponynap huh...Well we have so many types of ponies in her now, why not.)

*begins to shift slightly under the body of CC* urgh....wh...wha happened....

Afro Mane said...

@Lieutenant Usur
No, I... I'm very much alive. And your name is...?

CC said...

@Lieutenant Usur; Slots; Afro Mane
*CCZero in the diiiitch tonight
Everypony just have a good time
And we gonna make you lose your mind
We just wanna see ya- shake that
Every day I'm blooddrippin'*

Slots said...

@CCZeroFire
(PUT YOUR HEAD BACK ON!! THIS ISNT THE RP WITH BJ!! XD)

Rita Lot said...

@Slots
(Why not indeed, Knight Slots?)

@Afro Mane
You may call me Usur. May I inquire your name, and why you are in here?

CC said...

@Slots
(Blame Afro. He said I was headless.)

Slots said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(Im a Knight now? What?)

help....body....off......please...

@CCZeroFire
(And then you go with that expression XD silly pony lol)

Afro Mane said...

@CCZeroFire

CC said...

@Afro Mane

Rita Lot said...

@Slots
(You are as I say, Knight Slots!)
*looks under body again* Oh, another alive one? T'cha, and here I thought I hit the motherload. *rolls body off*

CC said...

@Lieutenant Usur
*They see me rollin'
They hatin'*

Slots said...

@Lieutenant Usur
(Uh huh....alright then. I guess Im a knight now.)

*coughs and slowly gets up* Th...thank you...*loos to you* Um....Afro? who is this? *looks down to CC* And why is CC unconscious?

Afro Mane said...

@Lieutenant Usur
*Stares in shock*

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