Sunday, September 18, 2011

Welcome to the Sitcom Mansion!


Hello everypony to the new Roleplay location for all things Roleplay! This is The Sitcom Mansion, a place where random things can happen, and whatever wants to, will do! This is now our new home! I have some things to state though, after the page break, please read!!




Alright, so now that it seems all of us are here now, I have some things to say, more so, a few guidelines for the blog as of now, which are as follows::

1. From now on, there is to be no arguing about things that happen and pass RP wise. Our role play grew on the foundations of randomness and whatever our combined minds would make. So if one pony decides to do something completely unexpected, please do not get upset. It’s alright to have plans (since we all do it as well) but if it conflicts with your, do not get upset, discuss it, like gentle colts and mares I know you all are. And if the problem persist, bring it up to me and I’ll see what I can do on both fronts. Just no more bickering and arguing; were all friends here, and I don’t want what happened again.

2. There is to be no clopping anymore. I don’t think I need to worry much on this, we all seem to despise it, so yeah, just putting it up here.

3. Abilities of ponies (magic, strength or otherwise) are to now have limits to themselves. Unless otherwise givin that power by some benevolent powerful force like an Alicorn, or given it by perhaps by experiments and such, or even if it has been established that you really are just that powerful, do not make yourself to be able to do abilities that even Twilight Sparkle herself wouldn’t be able to properly do.. This doesn’t mean you need to make yourself weak though, just…limit it. Follow my example: I may be a Earth Pony who’s ability is pure Luck, but Im a total klutz, and am only Lucky half, or even little more of the time. As a unicorn, perhaps let yourself get tired if you exert your magic to a more powerful spell, or perhaps make it fluke out sometimes! Just make it more fun for us all instead of making yourself a mini Princess Celestia! *laughs*

4. To get us all more involved in the blog as a community as one pony called it, from now on, I’m going to be asking for picture suggestions for new blog posts as we cap. These pictures can be whatever you may think would be nice for the top. It can be be whatever, but I would suggest ponies over all! Also, will be doing random clip of the week as well as random pic of the week too, which will be linked on the side.. This is to just get us together more, and to have some fun to see what we all like. Ill be picking randomly always, but you all will get your chance to be up there (and Ill list your name too, to make sure we know who provided it) , even if it does take awhile. It’s just for fun, ponies, nothing more!

5..Retconning (aka God Modding) will be extremely minimal. I don’t really care for the ability or power of such, and will not be using it, probably only to clean up things like when you all delete messages you’ve double posted or such.. So do not expect me to really abolish anything, since anything is to be allowed from now on.

6. HAVE FUN PONIES!! Remember, this is all just for silly role playing fun, nothing more! I know we’ve all made so much more out of the things we’ve randomly have made, but follow Nightmare Moon’s example of her bucket powered Tricycle, it’s is okay to be silly! We’re all here for fun, and that should be held highest the most!

Okay, I know a long post, but I needed to say it all. Please try to follow these guidelines from now on, so we can get back to what we all do best; having such a good time! Thanks everypony!!

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Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Apple Bloom
[ No nononono, Apple Bloom! Pain killers are just medicine ponies take when they have a head ache or a sore shoulder or something to ease the pain. There's nothing to worry about. Just go back to sleep. ]

Afro Mane said...

(Silly filly.)

Laz said...

(back from mah concert :D)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(Perfect timing Cause I'm bout to go to bread. XD Just finished typing Lab sheet. Anyway's G'night Guys.)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(Who'd ya go see?)

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
(keyword: my. It was my band concert XD)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(Actually Scratch that. Wait you're in a band too? I play Trombone what do you play? I gotta do a few more things before going to Bread. XD)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
(Band name?)

Anonymous said...

*the voice once again resonates from the horns of the unicorns and the electronics*

How about daily updates of my studies? I'm sure nopony will argue with me, so let's get started! We had our first test subject come in today! She was so ecstatic, she couldn't sit still if I made her! We performed our first tests today as well. Results were expected, apparently ponies can not survive intense heat. Oh well, all helpful information counts in my book! We are also looking for ANY pegasus ponies to test on, so if pegasus fits your description, com on in and help us build a better future for ME! Oh, and Equestrians, of coarse.

*transmission ends*

Laz said...

@zSONICoz
(school band Afro, and I play trombone too XD)

Afro Mane said...

*listens to status update*... I don't wanna be a pegasus anymore.

Laz said...

*goes and hides under the bed*

zSONICoz said...

@Anonymous
*listens*
...*stays quiet*
...Doc...These tests.....are very similar....to....what I...used to..do...*looks away*

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*nods* I understand.

*looks to Sonic*
...Zhey are indeed...

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...
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Laz said...

@zSONICoz
*speaking from under bed*

Why would you do something like that?

Afro Mane said...

@Doc.
Just... hold off on the actual transformation. Oh, crap, where's Laz?

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@zSONICoz
You say as though there probably aren't others who've ever held an instrument (of mass destruction).

@Anonymous
And there goes Rita.

Oh well. Maybe I can convince Tia to fire-up the Clone-O-Matic. She'll have a little memory loss and probably be about 4.3% shorter, though.

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
*stay quiet*
...I used to be a scientist Laz.........During my time as a scientist....I went insane....caused my thinking to go awry......To think....I would hear....many of the things....*voice slightly breaks* I-I don't think it's easy to swallow....I say I've gotten over it....in reality...it's harder to do than say...

zSONICoz said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
(You learn something new everyday.XD)

Afro Mane said...

@zSONICoz
...And so Doc here is a manifestation of those repressed tendancies?


(It SOUNDS smart...)

Doc. said...

@Afro Mane
*nods*
As you vish und Laz ist under ze bed.

*looks to Sonic*
Sonic...Stop now...it's best you are not reminded.

zSONICoz said...

@Afro Mane
...No...Doc was...a project designed to create the perfect pony....Project X....Doc....is technically my son...since my Dna was used in the project....but the Project went wrong and caused an explosion...Everypony minus myself was killed....That's when Celestia said that was enough...and she showed me my past actions....I regained my sanity...

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
[ Wait. The princess was conducting cloning experiments but my genetics studies were banned? THAT MAKES NO SENSE! ]

Rita Lot said...

(back everypony again...... what's all of this going on now...?)

Afro Mane said...

@zSONICoz
Okay, that's cool.

@Twilight Sparkle
(Trollestia. Now come join us! There isn't much time to lose!)

Laz said...

@S.Aura Knight
(read)

Rita Lot said...

@Lazulic
(I'm not much in a mood for reading anything right now....)

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
You failed at zhat zhough...
*smiles*
Zhough if you didn't zhen I vouldn't be heir vould I?

Afro Mane said...

@S.Aura Knight
(Somepony's harvesting other ponies. GET TO THE HANGAR!)

Laz said...

@S.Aura Knight
(voice that broadcasts from unicorn horns and electronics is testing on ponies, I got back from my band concert, and Sonic's problems. You caught up?)

Rita Lot said...

@Afro Mane
(I'm still underground in a testing agency designing mecha suits made to kill alicorns... sooo... yeah.)

@Lazulic
(oh... I see... well... doesn't matter anyway, I've got to go to bed now...)

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*smiles a little*
No I suppose not for that I'm grateful,but this pony...is sick and twisted....Doc...*looks to you*
We're going to bring this pony to justice...I will not tolerate this.

Doc. said...

@zSONICoz
*nods*
Nein, ve von't let it kill more. I vill make sure of zhat vone vay or anozher...I should go...I must complete somezhing. Guten Abend.
*disappears*

Laz said...

@zSONICoz
*peeks head from under bed* What can you two do about this? Who knows how much power this Alicorn has!

zSONICoz said...

@Doc.
*nods*
G'night Doc.
*turns to you both*
I'm turning in for the night as well. G'night you two.

(Now I'm off to bed.)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
*stops*
...*in an ominous tone*
I've created Alicorns from Celestia's Dna...I know how to....kill them...
G'night...

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
*turns to Lazulic* At least Sonic knows what he's doing. I'm an earth pony, so, I'm in the clear for now. Lay low for now. Doc, Sonic and I won't let anything happen to ya. *brohoof*

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
*refuses brohoof* I still don't like it... and sure, you're in the clear, i'm not, and i'm pretty sure nopony volunteer like she said...

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
*puts down leg* Ponynapping? These are barely tests. Of course ponies are suseptable to fire. This is insane!

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
*shakes head* Did you not hear? It BURNED that pony! That poor, poor pony! And I could be next!

Afro Mane said...

(Bedtime! Sorry, Laz. Reply if ya want, then pause. I get out of school early tomorrow. We can pick it up then.)

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
(I don't but goodnight anyways!)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ Holy Science Experiments, Day Mare! Somepony somewhere is using ponies as test subjects and killing them to create us! We have to stop them! ]

Day Mare said...

@Luna
[ That's right, Night Mare, old chum. But... no. We're not doing anything. Or rather, you won't do anything. ]

CC said...

@Luna
(GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!}

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Day Mare
[ But... how can you say that, Day Mare!? Innocent ponies' lives are at stake! ]

Day Mare said...

@Night Mare
[ How? Well, for one thing, they're working under contract for me. ]

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Day Mare
[ But...! ]

Day Mare said...

@Night Mare[ Go finish your night duties and get to bed Luna. ]

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Day Mare
[ Innocent ponies! ]

Day Mare said...

@Night Mare
[ GO! Or you'll be eating nothing but alfalfa for the next three years! ]

Afro Mane said...

(EARTH PONIES RULE!)

Anonymous said...

*the voice cracks the silence yet again*

Goooood morning Equestria! Oh boy, do I have quite the story for you all. I may seem in a good mood, but really, I'm quite peeved at you Equestrians! Yesterday I asked for a pegasus, but not one of them was willing to help me out. If this keeps up, I might have to settle for fillies! But anyways, today we picked up a nice earth pony. I'm sure the pegasi and unicorn will agree, there's nothing more useless then a sad earth pony. So we tried an experimental test, and the conclusion was expected, changing a pony's blood to lemonade causes almost instantaneous death. Who would have thought that lemonade could be bad for you? I thought it was good for you. Oh well, in the name of science, stop drinking lemonade. You're welcome.

*transmission ends*

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ And then Scratch was a hostile, egomaniacal scientist abusing KKAT radio. ]

Pewny said...

@Anonymous
("Cave Johnson, we're done here"
That's the first thing that I whought after reading that comment... I think a certain anon pony was playing too much Portal 2 lately)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ …Amd killing ponies, I guess, or something. ]

Leeky said...

(bla di bla bla. I'm a Dalek.)

Pewny said...

@Leeky
(You don't look like a Dalek to me)

Leeky said...

@PewnyPL
(I'm in disguise.)

Pewny said...

@Leeky
(Dalek in disguise? How does that work?
>didn'nt wach Dr. Who, doesn't know anything about Daleks except from their look and catchphrase)

Laz said...

@PewnyPL
(I've only seen Tom Baker doctor, so I know how you feel)

Leeky said...

@PewnyPL
...ok I'm not sure either how that would work but I'm sure they could do it. They're daleks!
@Lazulic
I think I've seen at least one episode with every doctor
...
*sniff* Liz...)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ It's a lie! Daleks never use disguises! ]

Leeky said...

@Luna
(That's just what we want you to think! Rory? Yeah, he's totally Dalek Fred in disguise.)

Anonymous said...

Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ Somepony fix the clock. It's making that annoying sound again. ]

Laz said...

(the clock is ticking Twilight. CLOCK. IS. TICKING.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ Oh no! Now Jayson is watching us! ]

Slots said...

(HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG)

CC said...

@Slots
(DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW)

Anonymous said...

*the transmission begins for a second time*

Just to let everypony know, lemonade from a pony's blood stream still tastes like lemonade, and is still relatively healthy. I am also requesting a UNICORN, so please gift yourself to SCIENCE today! Don't make me search for one...

*transmission ends*

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ And then Rita was revived to become another test subject. ]

Afro Mane said...

@Anonymous
That monster...

Rita Lot said...

@Afro Mane
(For Science. You Monster.)

Afro Mane said...

@S.Aura Knight
(It's inhumane! In...pony...mane. Inponymane!)

Doc. said...

@Anonymous
I'm really going to enjoy killing you. I'm already zhinking of many vays to kill you. Death by Implosion, Overdose, Scalping you, Blinding you, Ripping your skin off, Choking you, Lynching you, Cremation, Chopping your legs off, To ze Moon, Decapitation, Stabbing you multiple times, See how long you can survive in hell, Acid rain, Radiation, Poisonous gas, Electrocution, Death by explosions, Missiles, Nuclear veapons, Genetic mutations, Artillery Barrage, Ze CMC, Tvist, Pinkie Pie, Leeky, Ze 25 methods to kill vith your bare hoofs, Dragon eating you. Zhere are too many to list. *laughs* But I assure you ignorant vone you shall die by vone of zhem or perhaps ALL OF ZHEM *laughs*

Leeky said...

(Hello, thought I might mention. I won't be here for a few days since I'm off to Paris. So no abandonment here.)

zSONICoz said...

@Leeky
(Be sure to enjoy yourself!^^)

Laz said...

@Leeky
(Yes, enjoy your lucky self!)

Leeky said...

(Thanks ^^ I shall.)

zSONICoz said...

(Oh Well time for me to go to BAND CAMP! FREAKING RAGE! Oh well, Hope fully He doesn't Pms Again. Laters Guys.)

Anonymous said...

@Doc.
*A mysterious small alicorn in a robe, hiding her face, appears, shrouding you in a magical spell, making you feel weak. You are then teleported away*

Rita Lot said...

@Leeky
(whoa wait Paris? My friend's sister (who is 15) was just in Pairs like two weeks ago for a week. Hope you enjoy yourself like she did!)

Laz said...

@zSONICoz
(you have fun too!)

Rita Lot said...

(And now I'm bored...)

Anonymous said...

@S.Aura Knight
*Another hidden Alicorn appears in front of you, as you are hit with a spell and teleported to a dark room*

Afro Mane said...

(Suckers!)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
*pokes* You awake?

Anonymous said...

@Afro Mane
*same thing as previous two*

Rita Lot said...

@Anonymous
(I refute your reality and substitute the fact that I hardly, if ever, go along with anything that anyone else plans. So I was never captured.)

Anonymous said...

@Lazulic
*gets taken away with ease in his sleep*

Afro Mane said...

@Anonymous
(Dang.)

Laz said...

*still sleeping*

Anonymous said...

@S.Aura Knight
*decides you're too boring, and sends you back to boredem*

Rita Lot said...

@Anonymous
(And by boredom, you mean away to play video games and not being bored at all, which is what I do when bored.)

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
*voice begins to play through speakers in the dark, small room

Heeeeeello there! My name is Seraphic. But you probably know me better as that bad pony in Equestria, right? Not like it matters now, I could care less. What is your real name, test subject #3?

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
A...Afro Mane. What do you want from me?! *looks all around room*

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
*sound of papers turning*

I don't know, that all depends on what you can give me. What do you have to offer? And "nothing" is not an answer...

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
What do you want from me? I'm an earth pony! No wings, no horn, no cutie mark for Celestia's sake!

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
Are you calling yourself useless? Don't bring down your self-esteem, that's my job. Now what to do with you...have you ever wanted to be an Alicorn?

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
Uh... I had a friend working on something to give me pegasus wings... Why do you ask?

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
Oh? What is his name? He could be useful...

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
Doc. His name is Doc. Now, will you tell me where the hay I am?!

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
Hm, Doc? What a funny name for a pony! Hold for one second, if you don't mind...*clicking noises are heard, as a TV in the corner is powered up, showing Doc in another separate room* Is this him?

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
*Looks to screen*... Yeah. Where is he?!

Pewny said...

@Afro Mane
(... Traitor)

Afro Mane said...

@PewnyPL
(I'm scared and alone! >:P

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
Oh, so that IS him! What a wild guess gone right! *more clicking sounds are heard, as she screams into a speaker* HEY! YOU TWO DOWN THERE! I WANT THE PONY IN CHAMBER 2 PUT ON MAGIC ARREST, AND I WANT HIM ASLEEP UNTIL FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS! GO! *after a few seconds, gas begins to fill Doc's room, as he falls over and is hauled out by 2 red-eyed Pegasi. She resumes talking to Afro* Oh this is WONDERFUL! My own mad scientist! Now about you, you said you wanted wings, what kind of wings?

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
(Oh, crap. Look what I've done.)
Hey, what happened to Doc? What's going on?

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
He'll be fine, if his attitude holds up. Now, answer me. What kind of wings? I have many who have kindly donated some JUST for you!

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Fee Fie Foe FLMGNFR! And then somepony ripped my icon, and the horrible, resized one, too.

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
*chuckles* Donated? I've heard the broadcasts, you monster! You're murdering innocent ponies for your sick "research".


(And so they say, that Afro's sack grew three times that day.)

Seraphic said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
It just means that I love you

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
Monster?! *clearly fake gasp* How c-could you? I think I may cry now. Way to make a pony who holds your life in your hands peeved. Smart move. Anyways, I have an exciting announcement! You will be the first LIVE testing! Are you as excited as I am?

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Afro Mane
...Until it was cut-off.

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
...If by excited, you mean frightened, yes. What sick game have you got planned?

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Seraphic
I'm not comfortable accepting love. At all. Ever. From anything.

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
Games? These are not games! These are highly important test we're conducting here! I pour my heart and soul into my work that I do here! Anyways, you seem to be familiar with my work, and that's my goal. But surprises are always more fun, right? I leave you with that, I will release you in a few hours, and try to act happy, alright? I would hate for the ponies in Equestria to get the wrong impression about me. Try to relax, will you. You seem so aggravated...

*the voice cuts out, and the TV is turned on, as a remote drops from it

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
*trots over to the remote, and picks it up* ...It's only for a few hours. Hopefully... *presses power button on remote*

Afro Mane said...

(Hello?)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

Hello... Hello... Hello... ello... ello... llo... llo... lo... o... o...

Doc. said...

@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
*Wakes up in a room*
...Ugh...*looks around*
*realizes*
...SCHIESSE!!!
VERDAMMT! ICH BIN NICHT FROH! ICH WERDE EUCH ALLE TOTEN!

Seraphic said...

@Doc.
Oh, great, you're up! Now we can start right...

a collar is attached to his neck, and another contraption on his horn

Please do not run. You will only make things harder for me...

Afro Mane said...

*continues pressing power button* Not even tv...

Doc. said...

@Seraphic
*Grows angry as Collar's are attached*
Harder! HARDER! I VILL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL!! NOPONY TOUCHES ZE DOCTOR!! NOPONY!!!!

Seraphic said...

@Doc.
Oh, do not make this harder than it has to. The last thing I want in my testing facilities is a mad doctor. Who know what they could do? I'm very glad you're awake, however. You get to watch a very...exciting show tonight. I'm sure you'll find it a barrel of fun. Now, move along to the observing room. You will be kept there. And don't try anything.

*the door opens as 2 alicorns are at the ready to escort him*

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
*the voice booms on the speakers yet again*

Time's up, A-Afro Mane. Is that your name? That's what you said it was. Anyways, please make your way to the shiny platform below, you'll know it when you see it.

*the doors open, revealing 2 more alicorns ready to escort him*

Afro Mane said...
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Seraphic said...

@Lazulic *the doors of his room open, as he is prodded with hooves

Waky waky! It's time to go to school! School's your FAVORITE, right? Cmon now!

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
*turns to alicorns* Bring it.

Seraphic said...

@Afro Mane
*long sigh*

I can kill you now, you know. I didn't have to wait for an audience. Oh well, let him try to be the hero.

*the alicorn on the left lifts him up with magic and begins to carry him to the testing area*

Laz said...

*he gets up, in a groggy attitude, not knowing where he is, and begins to walk towards the testing area*

Pewny said...

@Seraphic
(I'm not sure what is going on here... And I don't think I want to know... Well, today anyways)

Doc. said...

@Seraphic
*Mutters*
...Zhey vill all die...
*Trots reluctantly to the observating room*

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
*struggles* Put me dow-- forget it. *goes limp*

Seraphic said...

* with all 3 ponies making their way to the testing fields, the voice begins to play throughout the hallways*

Remember, you are all guests, so make yourself comfortable, and enjoy the show! Today's show will be broadcasting LIVE to all of Equestria! Quite the feat, don't you think? Many thanks to our willing test subjects of the day, A-Afro Mane and...some maroon sleepy pony. We're live in 10, so get ready!

*the voice cracks out

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@PewnyPL
[ Pfft, you'll find out eventually, anyway. So why wait? Why not just go donate yourself? ]

zSONICoz said...

*meanwhile back at the hanger Sonic has just returned from "Affairs" that required him*
Doc, I'm home-
*looks around*
Doc...Where are you?...Are you conducting another test?
*no response*
...COOKIE!
*His voice echos throughout the desolate hanger, Empty as everypony there has disappeared*

Pewny said...

@Blix
(No thanks, I'm cool just lurking around... Wait...)

Doc. said...

@Seraphic
*Mutters*
Hmph...Willing ist ein serious understatement...I'll be comfortable knowing you'll die by mein hoof...

@zSONICoz
*hears your voice just barely though his location is unknown*
....*thinks*
Sonic...I can't even begin to describe vhere I am...Zhough I'm not leaving vithout ze host dead in mein hoof...I vill return home.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@PewnyPL
[ Since when can you tell me what to do? I will not wait! ]

Pewny said...

@Blix
(Hmmmm, since it's 4AM here and I can disappear at any moment?)

zSONICoz said...

*Doc doesn't appear*
...This is now a serious matter...Doc always responds to that no matter where he is at....I have to find him....*sighs as he sits on his bed*
But I don't even know where he is even....

CC said...

Yay for live experimentation! :D

Afro Mane said...

@CCZeroFire
(I MIGHT DIE!)

Seraphic said...

AND. WE. ARE. LIVE!

*a red light begins to flash in the main room, as the signal is being broadcast all across Equestria.Afro and Lazulic are being escorted into the main room, as Doc is getting his place, strapped into the observatory*

GOOOOOOD EVENING EQUESTRIA! I am coming to you LIVE from my testing facilities! We have quite a treat for you regular listeners, for we now have not one, but TWO ponies to test on tonight! Say hello, ponies!

*a microphone gets dropped from the ceiling as they both make their way to the middle*

zSONICoz said...

@Afro Mane
(You know I don't think he gives a flying fuck. His heads a pumpkin.XD)

Laz said...

*incoherent grumbles*

zSONICoz said...

@Seraphic
*hears the Transmission on his radio*
*goes to listen*

Afro Mane said...

@Seraphic
Hello, Equestria! If anypony wants to save our lives, that would be great!

zSONICoz said...

@Afro Mane
*hears your distinct voice*
*shocked*
...*rubs ears to see if he heard correctly and not just the radio playing tricks again*
A-Afro?! B-But that can't be possible unless...They were taken while I was away...

Seraphic said...

*laughs*

Always the kidder! As we're getting everyone settled, why not share a couple of facts? *ahem* I am the greatest, most powerful pony you know. Celestia does not come close to my powers, nor could she ever. You will all love me in time, whether you like it or not. Any resistance will have their blood turned to lemonade, which I will proceed to drink. Do not fear me, you only have to fear the results.

zSONICoz said...

@Seraphic
*paces as he listens*
Lemonade my Flank!
...How am I gonna find them...Think Sonic Think....
*He thinks for a while*
...ARGH! I'm about as useless as Bushel of Hay...but...hay has purposes one can use...I wonder
*looks towards the radio*

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
*whispers* Lazzy, we gotta stick together, brony.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

And then I was doubly-certain who it was...

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
*looks up with both eyes closed* Fix the weather? What's wrong with it?

Doc. said...

@Seraphic
*laughs sarcastically*
Results of vhat anozher failed experiment. Oh I totally vant mein blood turned to Lemonade.
*Thinks*
I need to find a vay to free meinself from zhis...I need time und energy vhich no zhanks to zhese collars, I can't do it....Unless I try somezhing...

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
*a bit louder* What? No! Stick. Together.

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
Ah, alright. *leans over and tries to sleep on Afro*

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
*pushes you back to a standimg position* C'mon, get it together! This is life or death!

Seraphic said...

*a loud warning bell goes off

Oh, shoot! Somepony left some chemicals out again. I swear, sometimes I wonder why I even...

*the mic gets dropped on the ground, as you hear footsteps leaving the room, and a door slamming shut*

zSONICoz said...

@Seraphic
*Has been wiring with a seperate radio*
If I can find out where the transmission is coming from
*listens to broadcast*
Which gives me some time since this pony obviously isn't organized, I can pinpoint the location of the broadcast...

Doc. said...

@Seraphic
*Hears you leave*
*thinks*
Gut...Now If zhese two idiots don't look I can make some energy heir...
*Begins making small motions with his back hooves in hopes of making an orb*
I could break zheir necks vith two vell placed shots, und get mein revenge. I'll need some time zhough being restrained ist not a gut zhing.

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
Laz, what's your deal, dude?

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
*fell asleep on his own two hooves*

(let's pause this for now, g'night everypony!)

zSONICoz said...

@Lazulic
(Don't have to tell me twice. G'night)

Afro Mane said...

(same here)

CC said...

And soon the experimentation stall start! I'm so excited.

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ Tra-le-le-le-le-le-le~ End of the day, time to go to bed soon. La-la-la-la-la-la~ ]

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ …hehehehe… ]


[ …frieeeeeendssship…loyyyyyyyyaltyyy…fuuuuun…kiiiiiindnesssssss…geeeeenerosityyyyy…hoooonestyyyyy… ]

[ …hehe…he…hehe…Hah…HAH. HAHAHAHAH! ]

Slots said...

@She Who Walks Behind the Shelves
(Shouldn't that fun one be laughter there, Twilight?)

Pewny said...

@Slots
(It's psycho Twilight, you don't argue with her)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

@Slots
[ Theeeeeere'sssss no laaaaaaughiiiiiiiing in the liiiiiiibrarrrrrrrryyyyyyyy… ]

[ …heh…he…hah…hahaHAHAHAHA! ]

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ …I'll come back later. And if I'm being followed by ponies in suits, don't pay any attention to them. It's all just a royal formality. ]

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ Reeeeeeading… Reeeeeeeeading… Sssstudy. Ssssstudy. Sssssstudy… I'll learn frieeeeeendsssship prinnnncesssssss… ]

Afro Mane said...

(Sweet, Pyscho Sparkle.)

Laz said...

(Started sounding a bit like a creeper there at the end. sssssssssssss)

Afro Mane said...

(Wake up, Laz!)

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
(nevar!)

??? said...

@She Who Walks Behind the Shelves
That'sssssssss a nice library you got there, Be a Ssssssshame if ssssomething happened to it.

zSONICoz said...

@Creeper
(Since when does this blog get Creepers?)

Pewny said...

@zSONICoz
(To quote my friend Medic: I HAVE NO IDEA!)

zSONICoz said...

@PewnyPL
(*laughs* Yeah that figured.)

Afro Mane said...

(...And now, your feature presentation. Lllllllllllllet's get ready to role-play!!!)

Pewny said...

@Afro Mane
(Nope)

Seraphic said...

*the door opens, as the mic gets picked up*

Sorry about that, folks. Were still getting used to all the customers we can hardly keep up! Now where were we? Ah yes, strap these two in!

Pewny said...

@PewnyPL
(Ooooooor Seraphic is on, so yeah, in that case Eeeeyup (too lazy to search for vid))

Laz said...

*grumbles as his body and hooves are strapped down*

Doc. said...

@Seraphic
*See you come back*
*thinks*
Nicht gut!...I need more time. I've barely made any progress....

*looks to back hooves to see a tiny orb barely the size of a marble*
*thinks*
Schiesse....At zhis rate I'll die before I kill ze stupid guards. Times like zhis make me vish Sonic vas heir...Vait...Vhat vould Sonic do in zhis situation?

Afro Mane said...

*struggles a bit before being strapped down*

Seraphic said...

Good! Not that we're all settled, you know the drill! All wings and horns are to be removed at once. Sorry maroon one, they must go!

*a pony dressed in scrubs approaches. He is clearly no doctor, and really has no idea what he is doing. He begins to cut with scissors, and then stops and examines the wings. He shrugs, and continues cutting until they are both off, as he tosses them into a large pit. The now wingless pony is not phased by this whatsoever. Seraphic looks down from her booth up high.

Did you do it right? Why is he not crying? Or struggling for that matter?

Laz said...

@Afro Mane
*grumbles something incoherent to you*

Pewny said...

@Seraphic
(Laz just can't have working wings all the time, can he?)

Afro Mane said...

@Lazulic
*looks over to you* Huh?

zSONICoz said...

(Gotta to BAND concert. Be back in a two hours. Laters.)

Mysterious, Disembodied Voice said...

[ Books upon shelves begin to pile-up, forming an intricate maze leading everywhere and yet nowhere, as shadows slip in and out of the corners of eyes. ]

zSONICoz said...

(Back.)

Afro Mane said...

(Hello?)

zSONICoz said...

@Afro Mane
(Hello, and Goodbye I must take my leave because I'm beat for today and I don't think I'll be here tomorrow either, on account there is a game that I must attend so do what you want. G'night now.)

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