Sunday, September 18, 2011
Welcome to the Sitcom Mansion!
Hello everypony to the new Roleplay location for all things Roleplay! This is The Sitcom Mansion, a place where random things can happen, and whatever wants to, will do! This is now our new home! I have some things to state though, after the page break, please read!!
Alright, so now that it seems all of us are here now, I have some things to say, more so, a few guidelines for the blog as of now, which are as follows::
1. From now on, there is to be no arguing about things that happen and pass RP wise. Our role play grew on the foundations of randomness and whatever our combined minds would make. So if one pony decides to do something completely unexpected, please do not get upset. It’s alright to have plans (since we all do it as well) but if it conflicts with your, do not get upset, discuss it, like gentle colts and mares I know you all are. And if the problem persist, bring it up to me and I’ll see what I can do on both fronts. Just no more bickering and arguing; were all friends here, and I don’t want what happened again.
2. There is to be no clopping anymore. I don’t think I need to worry much on this, we all seem to despise it, so yeah, just putting it up here.
3. Abilities of ponies (magic, strength or otherwise) are to now have limits to themselves. Unless otherwise givin that power by some benevolent powerful force like an Alicorn, or given it by perhaps by experiments and such, or even if it has been established that you really are just that powerful, do not make yourself to be able to do abilities that even Twilight Sparkle herself wouldn’t be able to properly do.. This doesn’t mean you need to make yourself weak though, just…limit it. Follow my example: I may be a Earth Pony who’s ability is pure Luck, but Im a total klutz, and am only Lucky half, or even little more of the time. As a unicorn, perhaps let yourself get tired if you exert your magic to a more powerful spell, or perhaps make it fluke out sometimes! Just make it more fun for us all instead of making yourself a mini Princess Celestia! *laughs*
4. To get us all more involved in the blog as a community as one pony called it, from now on, I’m going to be asking for picture suggestions for new blog posts as we cap. These pictures can be whatever you may think would be nice for the top. It can be be whatever, but I would suggest ponies over all! Also, will be doing random clip of the week as well as random pic of the week too, which will be linked on the side.. This is to just get us together more, and to have some fun to see what we all like. Ill be picking randomly always, but you all will get your chance to be up there (and Ill list your name too, to make sure we know who provided it) , even if it does take awhile. It’s just for fun, ponies, nothing more!
5..Retconning (aka God Modding) will be extremely minimal. I don’t really care for the ability or power of such, and will not be using it, probably only to clean up things like when you all delete messages you’ve double posted or such.. So do not expect me to really abolish anything, since anything is to be allowed from now on.
6. HAVE FUN PONIES!! Remember, this is all just for silly role playing fun, nothing more! I know we’ve all made so much more out of the things we’ve randomly have made, but follow Nightmare Moon’s example of her bucket powered Tricycle, it’s is okay to be silly! We’re all here for fun, and that should be held highest the most!
Okay, I know a long post, but I needed to say it all. Please try to follow these guidelines from now on, so we can get back to what we all do best; having such a good time! Thanks everypony!!
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[ And then Equestria was a library. ]
@She Who Walks Behind the Shelves
(what am I filed under then?)
@Slots
[ You'rrrrrre in fiiiiictioooon. ]
@She Who Walks Behind the Shelves
(Fiction? Why? and why are you talking like that, Twilight?)
@Slots
(*Snickers*)
@CCZeroFire
(And what are you laughing at, Pumpkin head?)
@Slots
(Ah, nothin'...)
@CCZeroFire
(Uh huh....why are you still wearing that thing, why not, you know just grow back your head?)
@Slots
(....Grow back you say?)
@CCZeroFire
(*shrugs* I dunno, however you just get back your head, and no gross way either buddy)
@Slots
[ Iiit's a seeeeeecret~ ]
@She Who Walks Behind the Shelves
(why does like, nopony tell me anything anymore? Come on Twilight, were friends arent we?)
@Slots
[ It's only for Sheeee Who Walkss Behind the Shelves to know~ ]
@She Who Walks Behind the Shelves
(Aaaww your no fun Twilight, keeping secrets *sighs*)
@Slots
(...Gross you say?)
@CCZeroFire
(*rolls eyes* Your not even able to talk to since you went 'evil' and spoke in riddles.)
@Slots
(Well, somepony must.)
@CCZeroFire
(I thought the Mysterious Disembodied Voice had that covered.)
@Slots
(Oh, that's a whole different realm of things.)
@CCZeroFire
(How? It seems all of us now have a darker side of ourselves, me having two of them)
@Slots
(Yes, it does seem so, doesn't it?)
@CCZeroFire
(Pretty much. when did being some side of a killer become the norm in the blog heh.)
@Slots
(Since the raiders, I'd say.
Either way, as it goes... *Explodes into black smoke.*)
@CCZeroFire
(Thats quite awhile back..
*sees you poof* ugh here we go again)
(I haven't turned evil yet! Hurray!)
Luna is far too inclined to make a Tumblr. And if anything, it would probably end-up being Schizo Night Mare. Aside from the occasional strip that pops-up from dA or Ponychan or whatever, there doesn't seem to be anything for Night Mare. And recently, several established ones have called a stop, Pinkamena, one of the Berry Punches, there might have been a Rarity...
But other than that, she was thinking of proposing it to everypony, not that that would really allow for anything fast... But art practice is art practice.
Also, Luna won't be particularly sane for a while, least not what's normal for her. Or Twilight. Or... that might be all of them. She's been having too many fits of insane laughing and episodes of psycho-Twilight speech, not that it's surprising with this being her favorite time of the year.
@Slots
Luna hasn't had any homicidal tendencies.
Yet.
Unless you're thinking of Night Mare.
Then she ju7st hasn't had any.
@Afro Mane
And then Afro became Dr. Doom.
@A Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
(Hmm so Luna is really considering this huh. Well I'd be happy to follow it, and do my part, whatever that is (Its not very clear). *nods* And yes I heard about how Pinkamena called it quits (a shame too, I liked the artwork, and the story it was making).
Uh huh....Im gonna watch my back from now on. And well, I dont think Nightmare Moon really is evil, or at least, isnt evil enough. The most shes done to me is steal a bucket, and then attack me with an army of useless mimes...)
@Slots
(I don't have any dark sides Slots)
@PewnyPL
(You, Afro, and Aura dont have a dark side, actually when I looked at it, so yeah. But hey, it may be only a matter of time, heh.)
@Slots
(Aura - back on Mars got slightly psychotic over her family and killed (unknown to our ponies tho) a huge group of ponies)
@PewnyPL
(okay, okay, you got me there :P)
@Slots
(I know)
(yummy, school cookouts are best cookouts. How's everypony doing?)
@Lazulic
(Hungry now :P)
@Lazulic
(Heh, I'm in quite a good mood today, even tho I was hit by a bus XD)
@Slots
(*troll mode activated* And guess who is eating dinner right now *laughs*)
@PewnyPL
(You were hit by WHAT!?
also, screw you :P)
@Slots
(I got hit by a freaking BUS. Just my luck, I was going to university, crossing the street, the road was...... I don't know how it's called, basically, 2 lanes in one direction, 2 in the other. I went through the first two lanes (yay for tram stopping by and halting all other cars behind it), on the third one of the drivers stopped so I went...... I saw that the bus was approaching, but I saw it slowing down so I went... Big mistake, maybe the driver thought I will get through in time and stopped braking, anyways, I got hit by just the corner of it in the arm (and partially my chest, through the hitted arm) and in the head by side mirror... It still kinda hurts.
Nah)
@PewnyPL
(Dear Celestia dude, thats horrible. Man, I hope you get better D:)
@Slots
(Yeah, I know. Just my arm is kinda bruised from the hit (well, you get hit by 11 ton bus ;P) and my head hurt for an hour from being hit by that mirror. But I'm fine now really)
[ I am a wizard! And you are now all cursed! CURSED! ]
@Slots
(I thought the reason why I don't have a dark side is because I'm already pretty evil (or just crazy) and because I play all the villains?)
@PewnyPL
(Dear Celestia..... *hugs*
To everypony else: Good morning!)
@S.Aura Knight
(*hugs back* Don't worry. I'm fine ^_^)
@S.Aura Knight
[ 'Morning'!? I just ate a daffodil and blue-grass salad for lunch! ]
@Marelin Sparkle
(Twilight, dont be rude, we all say morning because Trixie forced us into that habit :P)
@Slots
(Not me ;P)
[ That blond-mane-dyed-blue pain... ]
@Marelin Sparkle
(hey hey hey hey, Twilgiht....thats my marefriend and mother to my filly your talking about, so keep those insults to yourself please)
@Slots
[ I AM WIZARD! You can not stop me! ]
@Marelin Sparkle
(She's a wizard, Harry! I mean, Slots...)
@Marelin Sparkle
(I can stop you if I want to Twilight! And your not a wiza-well...I guess you are in a way, with the books and all...BUT STILL!! Leave the insults out of here please!)
@Lazulic
(lol of course youd come to defend her XD)
@Slots
[ Haha! MAGIC! *POOF* And she disappears in a cloud of oddly rainbow-colored smoke. ]
@Marelin Sparkle
(*blinks as the smoke clears* ....okay then..*coughs* anywho...)
(You may be a wizard, but none can match the GREAT and POWERFUL Afro Mane!)
@Marelin Sparkle
(*looks around* Hey, she just ran behind the shelves! That's not magic!)
@Lazulic
[ TRAITOR! ]
@Marelin Sparkle
(it was good on my part, now halt Twilight and apologize!! *gallops after her behind the bookcase*)
(And thus sparked the hunt for the sparkling stone.)
@Slots
[ NEVER! She started grabbing books from the shelves and throwing them while toppling stacks standing between. ]
@Marelin Sparkle
OOF!! *gets hit with a book* That hurt ya know!? *jumps over the stack of book still after her* COME BACK HERE YOU BEARDED MARE!!)
(CHASE SCENE!)
@Slots
(I'll cut her off! *starts running the other direction, disappearing behind a bookshelf*)
[ It's a good thing this is a maize. She turned a corner, leaving another toppled mound of literature in her wake. ]
@Marelin Sparkle
*slightly loses his balance from the fallen stack* GAH!! *regains balance and turns the corner she turned* Ugh Ill get you Twilight!! Come on Laz!!
@Slots
(I'll meet you on the other side! You take the right path, i'll go left! *he veers to the left, still racing along the maze of books he was lost in*)
@Slots
As he turned the corner, she lept over his head, returning around the corner she came.
@Marelin Sparkle
(*sees her jump over him* GAH!! Darn it, how is she this agile for a bookworm!? *turns back around after her* Shes coming back Laz, turn around quick!!!)
@Slots(Huh? *he begins to chase after her, staying within reaching distance*)
(Why does it seem like Slots is always chasin' somepony.)
@CCZeroFire
(I dunno lol but it is in a way huh...)
@CCZeroFire
Always chasing ta- He's after me pot o' gold, he is! She weaved left and right down the aisle, diving behind a stack of books at the end.
@Marelin Sparkle
(What?? Gold? What are you talking about Twilight!? *stops in front of the stack with a smile* Alright, enough of this Twi, apologize! *jumps towards the stack*)
@Marelin Sparkle
(*not watching where he is going, he crashes right into said books, propelling a volley of books onto his face*)
(alright I have things to do sadly ponies, getting my sister, and other things. be back when I can....)
(You've got Afro!)
@Afro Mane
[ It's not a 'fro, it's a beard! FOR I AM A WIZARD! ]
(So was The Great and Powerful Trixie, and you ran her out of town.)
@Afro Mane
[ She was nothing but a two-bit sham. She didn't have a beard. She didn't even have a familiar or live in a tower. Besides, she ran herself out of town. ]
@Marelin Sparkle
(You embarrassed her out of town. Slots' marefriend.)
@Afro Mane
[ She brought that on herself by trying to be something she's not and drawing attention to herself. ]
@Marelin Sparkle
(Yet you flipping out of a LETTER is okay?)
@Afro Mane
[ You don't know what it's like. I have to report to her what I've learned on the friendship of magic! To the Princess! THE PRINCESS! Ruler of Equestria! What do you have to do? Nothing! You don't have to worry about upsetting the one pony in the entire world who controls your fate or making her look bad in front of the entire world and then making her mad! Friendship! FRIENDSHIP! I need to learn friendship! EVEN IF I HAVE TO MAKE IT! TO THE LAB! ]
@Twilight Sparkle
(Didn't Lazulic destroy part of your lab? Ya know, after you locked him in it? And broke my collarbone? You stinker.)
@Afro Mane
[ I don't know what you're talking about. I never met any Limburger. Now. Time to make FRIEEEEEEEEEEEENDS! Heheheeeeee... ]
@Twilight Sparkle
(You ponies on this blog are CRAZY!)
(Limburger? I take offense)
@PewnyPL(*in a mocking tone* ~You ponies on this blog are CRAZY!~ :P)
@Twilight Sparkle
(*mouth agape* ...Kay.)
(Yay, Laz is back! Now we need Serapeph, or whoever, and Sonic.)
[ Does anypony have a deluxe, micro-inducing transformer with sub-thermal connectivity, a miniaturized self-lubricating servo, a high-capacity processor, a fast-dissipating heat sink, fifteen meters of rubber hose and a cup of tea? ]
@Twilight Sparkle
(I do. But sending it would be hard)
@PewnyPL
[ I don't need excuses! I need parts! How am I going to make friends if I don't have the parts I need!? What kind of parts service doesn't deliver!? ]
@Twilight Sparkle
(I'll be your friend...)
@Twilight Sparkle
(Polish service doesn't deliver)
@Twilight Sparkle
(Same here, if you'd stop snapping at me.)
[ Nooo... NOOOOOOOOOOO! I need friends who are kind. I need friends who are loyal... I need friends who are obedient... ]
@Twilight Sparkle
(Once again, I feel insulted. I didn't say a word after you kept me in that lab, but now you can call me things? Not fair!)
We're all bad role-models. Yay!
@CCZeroFire
(Am I?)
I'm not a bad role model, am I, squirt?
@Rainbow Dash
ILOVEYOURAINBOWDASH!
@Scootaloo
See?
@Scootaloo
ILOVEYOUSCOOTALOO!
@Lazulic
Whoa there. Step away from the filly.
(Alright You FOALs! XD I'm back sOOOO! *grabs mike* LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE!~ LET'S GET IT STARTED IN HERE!!!~)
@Shadow Dash
Go tell that to Twilight before me.
@Shadow Dash
W-what are you doing here!?
(Yeah! Now to wait for our host...)
Hmmm, things are getting INTERESTING!
*Vroom*
@Seraphic
(Aaaaaand now to our doom. You first, Laz?)
@Afro Mane
hpfm? *his eyes still shut*
@The Wonderbolts
Hey, Dash! Look! It's the Wonderbolts!
@Scootaloo
Awww yea! Lets go get their autographs!
@Lazulic
LAZULIC! For Celestia's sake, WAKE UP! We're going to DIE!
@Shadow Dash
*Whoosh*
(Trixie heard somepony was calling her names... who was it?)
*hears the conversation* Die? You are not going to die. Your heads will be preserved. I always keep them handy, in case I need to scare some kids hiking to close to the labs. *notices the still sleeping pony* SHOCK HIM! WAKE HIM UP!
*a pony flicks a switch, sending him into a brilliant light of voltage*
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
(Oh, snap! Trixie's back!)
@Seraphic
(Kentucky Fried Lazulic anyone?)
*he finally opens his eyes, but this time they are changing colors rapidly*
@Afro Mane
(Just visiting, sorry! Trixie just wants to know who it was... it was Twilight, wasn't it?)
@The Great and Powerful Trixie
(Nnnope.)
@The Wonderbolts
Soren! HEY, SOREN! WAIT!
@The Wonderbolts
WhateverDashsaidyournameis! Wait for us!
@Lazulic
Laz? Laz?! *whips head to alicorn manning the shocker* COME OVER HERE! I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF!
(You could say I'm very defensive of my friends.)
@Shadow Dash; Scootaloo
*Swish*
@The Wonderbolts
(Hmph! Trixie can read you know! She knows it was Twilight!)
@Soarin'HEY. SCOOTAloo. WHAT. IS THAT. YOU. HAVE IN. YOUR HOOVES. THERE?
@Shadow Dash
Uhhh... nothing. I'm not holdin-
@Afro Mane
*hearing the insult, he walks over to the other lever and pulls it, giving him a shock as well*
@Scootaloo
WHY YES. YOU. ARE. RIGHT. THAT DOES. LOOK. LIKE. A. VERY TASTY. PIE!
@Afro Mane
*Sees You*
*Thinks*
A distraction...Gut Stall him long enough *looks to back hooves the once small orb now it's regular size*
*grins*
Gut! Now I just need to split it und zhen I can encat mein plan und get zhis stupid zhing off me.
@Shadow Dash
*Ears perk up*
@Shadow Dash
What are you talking about? I don't have any-
@Scootaloo
YOU. ARE RIGHT. AGAIN. THAT PIE. LOOKS. TOO. BIG. FOR JUST. THE. TWO. OF US!
@Seraphic
*convulses, hair standing on end*
[ ...Is she gone yet? ]
*she grins, as she looks over to the observatory*
How are you enjoying the show?
*sees the small orb growing on his hoof*
Oh, I see. You are uninterested? Why don't you participate as well then! GUARDS! GRAB HIM!
@Afro Mane
*shakes head*
*thinks*
Vell zhat vas perfectly executed...Schiesse If only Sonic could hurry himself a little...He must be hearing zhis...I need to get a message to him
*idea strikes him*
HEY! No-name Entschuldigung since I don't no your name but YOU DID say zhis vas live right?
@Shadow Dash
...Did I...? ...No, I must have imagined that...
@Doc.
OF COARSE YOU STUPID PONY! NOW COOPERATE OR ELSE!
*she sends a large spell his way*
@Seraphic
*head lolls* Uhh... Damn you...
@Soarin'
PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE! PIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
@Seraphic
*Thinks*
Nicht gut!
*uses orb and breaks it quickly into small orbs and breaks himself free*
*Faces the guards*
...Ok Step vone: Free meinself, Check. Step zwei: Kill guards, Vork in progress.
@Seraphic
*grins*
*chuckles*
Danke!
*Jumps at the spell and and it hits the contraption on his Horn breaking it*
*wipes hooves*
*faces you once more*
Now! I believe I have ein date vith a certain Pony.
@Shadow Dash
I... I did!!
He suddenly makes a complete 180 degree turn midair.
@Doc.
*she breaks the glass and starts to gallop towards the 2 ponies at the middle of the lab floor*
*Faces the guards*
Hello und Auf Wiedersehen
*makes to quick orbs and launches them at the guards entering their bodies and disintegrating their bodies*
*laughs*
*faces you once again*
*breaks glass and lands on all fours*
Now...Zhere are vier ponies in zhis room only drei vill leave und vone of zhem ist not you!
@Doc.
*she does a quick turnaround, staring directly into his eyes*
So YOUR the big hero now? don't make me laugh. I've lived through much worse than you. *she pins him against a wall, making sure he is not going anywhere, and holds her horn to his neck* What makes you different? TELL ME!
@Seraphic
(What makes him different? He is a bastard child of SCIENCE! (no offence there Doc))
@Seraphic
*laughs*
Hero?! *laughs*
Nein, I never considered meinself a hero
Gurk!
*is pinned to the wall*
*looks to you takes off his googles and they loosely hang around his neck showing you his radioactive eyes*
Vhat makes me different ist zhrough ze horror und Shit I vas born out of...I was given life....A vill to live!
@Pewny
(*laughs* None Taken und Bastard not really since I know mein vater.)
(There we go, new blog post is up before hand XD)
@Doc.
(Dad wasn't married. Technically still a bastard.)
*turns over to Doc and Seraphic, weakly* Kick her flank, Doc...
(G'night Guys.)
@zSONICoz
(Night. It's the weekend, so, nobody has an excuse!)
*throws him a good 20 feet*
I was NOT looking for sap shit stories. But whatever. I give up. Not really, but i'm moving shop where you can't find me. I gift this facility to you, my German foe. You may deal with the supply of pony wings and horns as you please. Au revoir!
*she disappears in a white cloud, along with every other alicorn*
@Seraphic
*watches you poof away* ...Good riddance... *sobers up* Doc! Wanna get us down?
*I look up with wide eyes*
I wasn't sleeping, honest!
*he looks around to gather the scene around him*
...oh
@Lazulic
*turns to you* I'll fill you in in a bit.
(Or not. Night!)
@Afro Mane
[ He was married... to SCIENCE! ]
(Mornin'!)
@Afro Mane
(Why yes it is.)
@CCZeroFire
(Ya wanna try keeping your head on today?)
@Afro Mane
(Congratulations Afro, now he WILL remove his head)
[ Or maybe I'll bite it off. ]
(...Weirdos.)
@Luna
(Didn't say we'll bite it off-not canon :P)
@Slots
(It was in [], it was OOC ;P)
*Far off in a distant land a few days from Equestria, A Mysterious cloaked traveler is walking the lands of isolation, nay a soul in view, neither a town in view only a road which the traveler wanders which is now about to enter a desert. The winds blow a heat-filled sand all across the dunes which span miles and miles seemingly endless. The traveler pauses for a bit looking across the dunes as if knowing that something lies there.*
...Good time I'm making....Should be about a few more days should I refuse to not pause and continue through the Desert of Isolation....Many have tried searching for it's bounty...all have failed and met a horrible demise...I shall not squander my time here...My brethren call me....
*With that in mind the Cloaked figure moves forward, stepping onto the Sands feeling it's warmth. The Traveler moves on into the Desert of Isolation. Little does he know that not only the desert is responsible for many deaths at the jaws of a creature lurking within the dunes....a creature long thought gone...Yet the traveler presses onwards.
@PewnyPL
(I thought Luna never really had OOC talk XD)
[ What is this 'OOC' thou speakith of? And threats of us biting thou's head off are ...well, lies. ]
@Luna
(Told ya, no OOC talke for Luna :P Anyway, greeting now canon Luna *bows*)
@Seraphic
*lands on all fours and watches you poof away*
...IT seems zhat I have a new rival to deal vith...Pony vings und horns...I know vhat I'll do vith zhem.
@Afro Mane
*looks to you two and quickly trots over*
*begins unstrapping you both*
You two ok?
@Doc.
Been better *shakes hooves*
What happened?
@Doc.
(@Afro Mane)
@S.Aura Knight
(DAMN IT!)
@Lazulic
Vell ze vay I see it, zhat Alicorn vas experimenting vith ozhers...Anyvay ve have to be on guard..she'll be back. Let's leave now I don't vant to stay heir any longer zhan I need to.
@Doc.
Oh, well, alright. *grips head* My head is killing me...
@Afro Mane
(Damn phone...)
@Doc
I've been worse. Just a little electrocution.
@Lazulic
Electrocution vill do zhat to you come let's go back home.
@Doc.
Just gimmie a sec. *turns and vomits* ...Eeugh... *wipes mouth* Let's go.
@Afro Mane
*sticks out tongue* ew....
*looks to you both*
Alright let's go home now.
*He lifts his hoof up and glow envelops them once again*
Alright back to ze Hanger.
*The light shines once more as they are spirited away from the facility*
@Doc.
*They appear back at the hanger*
...Alright, You all in vone piece?
@Doc.
*looks back at where his wings should be* Uh, no?
@Lazulic
*His face softens and then breaks into a smile*
Laz...I have a surprise fur you if you vant it. Do you vish to have vings, not prosthetic vings but REAL REAL vings?
[ CITIZENS OF PONYVILLE! COME BOW BEFORE YOUR PRINCESS! ]
@Luna
(NO!)
@PewnyPL
[ THOU DARE DEFY THOU PRINCESS WITH SUCH FOUL WORDS!? ]
@Luna
(Yes.)
@PewnyPL
[ VERY WELL THEN! WE SHALL NOT EVEN BOTHER WITH THE TRADITIONAL ROYAL VERDICT! ]
@Luna
(Wait... VERDICT?)
@PewnyPL
[ THOU SHALL BE SENT TO THE ROYAL COAL MINES TO DIG! ]
@PewnyPL
(pwned)
@Luna
(Oh bugger...)
@Lazulic
(Hmmmm, nah)
(Luna 1 Pewny 0. ALL BOW BEFORE OUR PRINCESS. LONG LIVE THE LUNAR REPUBLIC!)
*Looks around*
Sonic? Vhere are you?
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