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A request from our dear member, Rita. Must say, other than Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, these two ARE cute together. Woo for fandom background pony shipping!
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(May I ask why?)
@Slots
So. Many. Drunks.
They keep us on-call for a two-day shift.
@Nurse Redheart
Among several other reasons...
(Sounds like hell..)
(I, on the other hoof, got a DSi, Pokemon White, and Mass Effect 3 today.)
@Black Rain
(Noice)
Meanwhile, I got twenty five dollars, a card, openly-mocked-but-wasn't-listen-while-trying-to-find-Irish-Drinking-songs-to-listen-to and hungry.
And feelings of inadequacy for being Irish and not fitting the stereotype.
@Mysterious, Disembodied Voice
(Thats..something.)
@Afro Mane
(It might. Aang was guided by Roku, so maybe Korra us guided by Aang.)
(Yesterday I walked all the way around disney village, got a couple club penguin pins and a brown puffle keychain, a pretzel, discussed the machinery, practicality, and functionality of a giant helium balloon that they take people around in while eating said pretzel, got a few blisters because I was wearing my sister's shoes, and a new book which I finished in 4 hours. All in all, a good day. Also I saw a girl in an Applejack costume ^^)
(als9 wut.)
@Rita Lot
(Apparently John Kricfalusi got a pony in?)
(Hello...?)
@Afro Mane
(no Idea who that is.)
@Rita Lot
(The guy who made Ren and Stimpy.)
@Afro Mane
(Ah. Yeah, he does kinda look like a Ren and Stimpy character.)
(*yawns*)
@Slots
(Hi)
(Btw, just made a new character. You'll be seeing her sometime soon ;D )
@Rita Lot
Ooooo, new stuffs~
[*twitch twitch*
I'm suffering from animation withdrawals.
...
And worry.]
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(Indeed. Here's a hint on who it is: Basically Rita is the ponytization of my right brain, and this new character will be my left brain.)
@Leeky
Animation withdrawals!? QUICK, WATCH THIS.
@Rita Lot
... ...Avatar Rita?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(I wish. but no, both Rita and the character only bend wa-- no.)
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
[That...was actually kinda calming.]
@Leeky
(Why? Because the Doctor smacked Twilight in the face? Or Woona? Or that ending?)
(Hello? Leeky? Mastermind?)
@Rita Lot
Huhn?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(Belated hi.)
@Rita Lot
Prompt hello!
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
( XD )
@Rita Lot
*pokes*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(Why are you poking me?(also where do you get those pics?))
@Rita Lot
*Shrugs* No reason. (Ponychan, /mlp/, deviantART, etc.)
@Rita Lot
*pokes*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(Its not nice to poke Mastermind. *pokes*)
@Slots
*squints*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(What? *shrugs*)
@Slots
*Fires laserbeams from eyes*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(AAAAAHHH *runs off* Mane's on fire! MANE'S OOOON FIIIIIRE AAAAAAAHHHHH!!)
@Slots
Yeah what, boi.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
PUT IT OUUUUUUT OH LUNA AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.....
@Slots
Yeah, um, good luck with that.
Just don't go in the basement like that or the walls will probably catch on fire.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
STOP TALKING AND HELP ME MASTERMIND AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *runs outside*
@Slots
*sighs* I just cleaned my jet cannon and everything... Just, stop drop and roll or something.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*from outside* SCREW THAT!! CANNONBAAAAAAALL!!! *jumps into the pool*
@Slots
Oh, and, don't have any murderers come after you this time.
I found out about that other time and saw there was blood all over the deck.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*SPLASH*
@Slots
*Walks over* Better?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*shakes head, water all over* Pfffff....haaa...much. Is the mane okay?
@Slots
Uh... Yeah, fine.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Are you lying to me?
@Slots
What, you don't believe me?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Theres alot of things I want to be certain on MM, and my mane is one of them. So, is it good?
@Slots
...Are there any mirrors in your room?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
One. Why?
@Slots
... ...Hey, swim over here for a sec.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Where? *turns around*
@Slots
*Knocks hoof* Here.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
um...sure *swims over there*
@Slots
Here, let me just... *Shuffles your mane a bit, before you flash brightly*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
IM BLIND!! GAAblflbbhglflglvbbbglh!!! *falls into the water*
@Slots
...Oh, yeah, um, you should've closed your eyes, and stuff.
*Jumps up and flutters above you*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Breaks the surface and gasps* UAAAAAAHHH!!.......Warn me next time before you blind me Mastermind ugh!
@Slots
*Hovers* Uh... Yeah. Well anyway, yes, your mane looks...good as new!
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Oh thank Luna *shakes head from the water* Seriously, you ponies need to stop setting me on fire you know that?
@Slots
Stop being so flammable.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Its not my fault you all set fire to my mane of all things ugh!
@Slots
Use fireproof shampoo.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
They have that?
@Slots
*Shrugs* I dunno, probably. Think I saw something like that in Amagmis once. *Touches down again along the poolside*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Well, whatever, just...watch it with those beams. When could you even DO that? *swims over to the corner to get out*
@Slots
*Shrugs again* Whenever.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Your an odd pony MM. *gets out of the pool shaking off the water* Only you can shoot beams and just shrug it off like finding a penny
@Slots
Eh, it's nothing special..
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Id consider it would be something heh.
@Slots
Well, I guess, but it's nothing hard or anything.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Doubt I could do it really heh! *sits by you*
@Slots
Well, of course you couldn't, you don't have powers.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
heh well I am an Earth Pony, of course. So, oh well, IM happy with who I am and what I can do
@Slots
Huh, yeah... *Stares off into space* Seems like it would be hard though...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*follows gaze* Maybe yeah, not something Im sure you can pick up right off the street Im sure.
@Slots
...What's it like?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
What do you mean, being normal?
@Slots
Well, yeah...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Well, its something. I am surrounded by all kinds of ponies that are magical, or can fly. hell, Im dating one. Yet...I wouldnt trade it for the world. I love being so simple and such. Just..you know a right down to earth Earth Pony. *smiles*
@Slots
No, but, even more than that... Even if you were a Pegasus or Unicorn... What's it like being...normal?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Mastermind, I dont get what you mean? Do you not think yourself as normal compared to us?
@Slots
Well... *Looks down at herself* Compared to you all...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*nudges and wraps a hoof around your back* Mastermind, we all are different, and have little things that make us so different. And we wouldnt want any of us any different. And that counts you too. *smiles*
@Slots
Yeah, I know... All of us are special in some way... It's just that... I'm clearly much more different than all you.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Well, yes, you are, but I wouldnt say it so harsh as you do. You sound like you treat it as a negative. I would say its a plus.
@Slots
Well, it's just... Odd sometimes. ...I'm not like you. I don't have to eat if I don't want to. I don't have to sleep. I don't age. I mean, I'm barely even a pony at all. I've actually lived as other creatures before, like dragons, among others. And, well, I've never known what it's like to be... "Normal". To have normal needs. Normal limitations. To live a life, and then... To die.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Alot of ponies would call that a gift Mastermind. *tilts head*
@Slots
I know I know... And I guess, I do sorta enjoy my powers... They just...don't always feel like a gift...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*nuzzles* Well we think they are MM. We all think your wonderful, for all you can do and what you have done. And besides, Id say you do some fun stuff with us all. Terra still finds you super amazing heh
@Slots
*Steps away* It's not that simple, Slots...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*looks over* What do you mean?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Think of all the years I've lived... Think of all the ponies I've met... *Turns around towards you* You all, here.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Well...yes you have been around awhile, I know that.
@Slots
All of you guys. Do you think you're my first friends?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*shakes head* No, I never said that.
@Slots
I've known many ponies over the years. And do you know how many of them have died? All of them. ...This isn't even the first time I've had this talk... *Looks away again*. Scarlet Rose, 214 years ago. I had this talk. Deceased. Rick Hawkeye, 581 years ago, I had this talk. Deceased. Mayflower, 2056 years ago, I had this talk. Deceased. ...And some day, maybe 100 years from now, I'll be saying your name. Slots the pony... 100 years ago... ...Deceased...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
......Mastermind you cant dwell on us like that. It is harsh that you have to deal with that yes..but..havent you had such great times with us all? That is what you should remember, and always remember, not the fact that they are gone, but, that we all gave you such happiness, and joy...
@Slots
That's the thing though... I just... I don't want you all to die...
It's not even just that I've outgrown so many friends before. Sometimes, it just doesn't happen. Or sometimes, it... is my fault. Often, I've tried to act like a normal pony. But over time, they realize. Sometimes, it's cool. Other times, they reject me. They're scared. They hate me. They try an get rid of me... ...I mentioned Amagmis earlier. It's a volcanic region, far far up north. I lived there once. I was a stallion at the time. Trying to switch things up. I had a nice life. I found a nice mare. We had two colts together. One day, she found out, I wasn't who I said I was. She tried to kick me out. I wouldn't go. She ran away. I never saw them again. ...I moved on...
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
......I'm sorry Mastermind...I wish I could say some comforting words for you...but I don't think they would work...I just...I don't like to see you down..
@Slots
I'm... Going to go to bed... *She lifts up, and starts flying towards one of the upstairs balconies*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Wait Mastermind, please! Let me help! *gets up and trots towards back to the house*
@Slots
*Lands and disappears through one of the doors*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
*looks up and sighs as he hears the doors* Darn it all...*sits down in the grass* I wish I could just..help her..
@Slots
*Breeze blows*
@Sitcom Mansion
*looks around and shivers a tad, sighing, looking to the stars again* Mmm...
@Slots
...*twinkle twinkle*
A faint... sparkling noise seems to be emanating from off near the woods?
@Sitcom Mansion
*the sparkle catches his ear* Whats that...*gets up and trots to the small noise* ...
@Slots
...*Flutter flutter*
@Actias Luna
*spots the small creature* You again...You show up at some of the oddest times...Yet..they always do lead me somewhere...
@Slots
*The creature seems to be floating around set over one spot... Underneath it, what looks like a hazy barrier...*
@Actias Luna
*looks down at the ground, then back up to the creature*...Hmm...You seem to only do so this for me..so it must be important..*trots closer to the area*
@Slots
*You walk towards the faint haze. As you... move beside it, suddenly... everything seems... to..... ...fade.... ..... ....black......*
@Actias Luna
*shakes head as he gets closer* Ugh...everything getting...fuzzy....ugh... *vision darkens*
*Things.... start... to... slow...
And just then... you seem to slip away...*
....
..
...
*You instantly hear the pitter-patter of rain... It's raining heavily on top of you... You start to wake up... Lying in the grass...?*
@Actias Luna
*slowly gets up grunting, looking around, mane and coat wet from the rain* ...Where am I..? This...this isn't the mansion...
@Slots
*Upon surveying the area, you realize... You've been here before. You're completely surrounded by trees, except for in one direction... Off in that direction, you can barely make out a clearing...*
@Actias Luna
*looks around a bit more*....I know this place...*gets up and trots down the path, shaking his mane a tad from all the rain as makes his way to the clearing*
@Slots
*You exit into the clearing into a large field with a cabin on the opposite side... Unlike last time though, you don't see anyone around...*
@Actias Luna
*Sees the cabin*...My Luna...Im back here...*sees the wood chopping block* But...where is everypony...? *gets closer*
@Slots
*As you move towards the house, you notice, it looks like the door is wide open... And something seems to be laying on the deck... A bag?*
@Actias Luna
What in dear alicorns above is this....Whats going on? *trots to the deck, closer to the bag and door*
@Slots
*You look at the bag, which appears to be... groceries? In the bag sits some bread and fruits, soaked. A few apples sit, fallen, at the base of the deck.*
@Actias Luna
This shouldn't be out here...*gathers what he can and closes up the bag, and looks to the door* Hello..? Anypony home..? *trots towards the door*
@Slots
*Siffle...Sniffle...*
*Three shadows lay near the middle of the room, one of them shaking slightly.*
@Actias Luna
*sees the shadows and stiffens a bit* ....Hello? *steps inside slightly, but carefully*
@Slots
*Sniffle* Wh... ..Why... *Sniffle*
@Selly
*notices who it is*...Selly..? *trots closer* It...are...are you okay..?
@Slots
*She seems to be crying in front of the two other figures, which don't seem to be moving... One of them you recognize, as Walker... The other one, a small purple filly... As you move closer, you notice the two seem to be surround in a small pool of... oh... oh my...*
@Selly
*gasps as he catches sight of it* My dear Celestia.....Selly what...what happened..??
@Slots
*She finally seems to turn towards you*
Oh... Y-you.... *Sniffle* You're t-the young boy f-from... *Sniffle* a few days ago...
@Selly
I....yes...a few days ago...*slightly sits beside her* Selly...what happened..?
@Slots
T-t-they came... *She turns a hoof towards one of the walls... From the dim light coming from the door, you can barely make out a message written in red on the wall...*
WE WARNED
YOU
@Selly
*sees the note and stares*...Who would want to cause....cause this though...Why would they do this?
@Slots
*Sniffle* We...were were safe... There was...no way they could... *Sniffle* Find us... *She sits silently for a moment* ...A-and...y-y-you...
@Selly
Safe....? From...them? Who...who would-*stops* What about me..?
@Slots
I was... ...free... t-then...
*She inches closer towards the two*
G... Get away from me...
@Selly
Free...I dont under-*stops again* Selly? What...whats wrong now..?
@Slots
I said... G-get away from me...!
@Selly
Selly all I want to do is help! Please..
@Slots
Y-you told them... You're from Arcvi aren't you!?
@Selly
Arcvi..? What are you talking about?
@Slots
*She begins to stand up. You notice her eyes are glowing bright green...*
You show up... And then this happens... *Sniffle* You told them...!!
@Selly
*backs up a tad* No no Selly, I didnt tell anyone, honest! I would never want to cause this, I swear!
@Slots
Get away from me...!!
@Selly
No Selly I want to help, please! Dont push me away, I want to help! *reaches out a hoof*
@Slots
Arcvi... You guys have been chasing me for years... And centuries... And then you do THIS!
@Selly
No no Selly I would never want this, please, calm down and see that! Im not with whoever caused this, I want to help you! *gets closer*
@Slots
*She lifts her hooves up in the air*
GGEEETT AAWWAAAAYYY FRRROOOOM MEEEE!!!
*She stomps down, creating a giant glowing blast of light that expands in all directions, towards you, then engulfing you*
@Selly
WHat the No no NOOOAAAAHH *is blinded from the bright light cascading at him*
@Slots
*The light covers you, before you begin to loose feeling, things fading...*
@???
*breathes out in shock from the force and loss of feeling as he slips consciousness*
@Slots
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*A faint breeze blows across your face*
@Sitcom Mansion*face twitches and he gets up with a shock* SELLY!!....*looks around*.....Selly...
@Slots
*The starts twinkle above... The night seems unfittingly peaceful...*
@Sitcom Mansion
*shivers a tad* Darn it all...First Mastermind, now...Selly. I cant help out those that have suffered so much..*sighs and gets up, going towards the house*...
@Slots
*Another faint breeze blows...*
@Sitcom Mansion
*looks around one more time, another glance at the forest*....Ill just have to try my best with those I can help out now I suppose...Im sorry Selly..if I could, I would go back..to help you...*trots into the house, and closes the door*
( :c )
@Rita Lot
(:D)
@Slots
(I don't understand. Also that RP was sad)
@Rita Lot
(I was hoping it could make ya smile a bit for how random it was. And it was sad, but it's MM's RP.)
@Slots
(Yeah, she did do a lot of it, plus I'm now intrigued to what happened to Selly and why the luna moth keeps sending you there. Also that was random. What was the point of that game with the duck cars?)
@Rita Lot
(Indeed she did, and will see more of what happened I am sure. So much story with it al. And as for that, no, the point of the game is like to be Grand Theft Auto. But, this is what happens when Criken plays it, and has a bunch of his followers go around in duck cars going quack quack quack attacking anything Mother deems as an 'ugly duckling' :P)
@Slots
(He's the van?)
@Rita Lot
(Yup. Hes the van. aka Mother duck)
@Slots
(They seem to crash a lot.)
@Rita Lot
(There not very coordinated ducks. (Also I would only watch it up to the end of the duck car part, dont think youd like the rest heh))
@Slots
(That's what I did.)
@Rita Lot
(Good then. Quack.)
@Slots
(Quack indeed XD )
@Rita Lot
(I thought it could be a laugh so I linked it. Glad it worked somewhat :P)
@Slots
(It was kinda funny.)
@Rita Lot
(I demand you Smile!)
@Slots
( :D )
@Rita Lot
(Yaaaaay!! :D)
@Slots
(We need to do a silly RP, stat!)
@Rita Lot
INCOMING WATCH OUT AAAAAHHHHH *a loud crash is heard over in the corner of the house*
(Like that?)
@Slots
*runs to see what that was*
(yes)
@Rita Lot
*is upside down, eyes spinning, plastered against the wall* Im okay....
@Slots
*giggles* Your eyes are like Masterminds. You ok?
@Rita Lot
*shakes head trying to stop eyes* Yeah but she can do it cause she wants to. I rather NOT hurt myself thanks ugh. And yeah Im good, just slipped on the stairs. Why are you upside down, some kind of new magic?
@Slots
I'm not upsidedown. You are.
(gonna be in and out, my mom's not feeling well and I'm taking care of her.)
@Rita Lot
I am? That would explain the back ache...
(Fo what you can Rita. If you want to hold off til more ponies show up thats fine, I dont mind. Family comes first)
@Slots
Yeah, it would, wouldn't it.
@Rita Lot
*grunts and flips over, standing up* Yeah it would haaa....Hoo well thats one disaster averted.
@Slots
How did you fall so hard? Did you slip on something?
@Rita Lot
*points up the stairs* SOmething up there tripped me. And then, with a few tumbles, barrel rolls and a very hard hit to the head, Im here
@Slots
[*appears from under a rug* It was the ducks! They're after you! *slides back underneath*]
@Leeky
(CUUUUUUURSE YOU DUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!)
@Leeky
[Ignore the "[" on that one.]
@Slots
You should probably rest in your bed for a while.
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