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A request from our dear member, Rita. Must say, other than Vinyl Scratch and Octavia, these two ARE cute together. Woo for fandom background pony shipping!
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4990 Newer› Newest»*opens door of his room and peeks out, sees the scene there* ...... NopeNopeNopeNopeNope *gets back in the room and closes the door*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
Exactly ugh! *turns to Slots from under the table* Right, Au- er Slots??
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(So, yeah. Sneak in.)
@Pewny
*bashes your door in* HELP!
@Slots
* dodging more vines everywhere* WHAT!?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(We don't necessarily know its a forcefield, and it might have been cast so no one can get in unauthorized, or Twi could be paranoid.)
@Slots
YOU are NOT AURA, right *wink*? *is somehow completely safe under the table*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
[ But that's also a preview from the second half, after Twilight discovered the secret. It was likely cast by "Mi Amore Cadencia" while simultaneously casting a second "rose-colored glasses" spell that blocks everyone from noticing anything peculiar. The dome may even be one of the things she's rushing to tell the others about. ]
@Rita Lot
(I'm getting in. The paparazzi will pay HUGE bits for wedding pics!)
*gallops back into the living room with a can of hairspray and a lighter* EAT FIRE! *Froosh!*
@Afro Mane
*ducks*
@Rita Lot
*Sprays the room with his inpromptu flamethrower, laughing manaically*
@Night Mareigold
(Quick comment to you and anyone else, someponies (namely, me), do NOT watch ANY of the spoilers or look at any pictures, so if you could kindly refrain from talking about it, that would be great.)
@Afro Mane
(What happened to "No Fire"?)
@Slots
(THE SPOILERS COMPEL US)
@Afro Mane
As Afro burns away his mane, a vine stretches out from his tail, snaking across the floor. Worming beneath the rug, it peered-out upon the crossdresser hidden beneath the table.
@Afro Mane
*goes wide eyed*
AGHAGHHG *falls to the ground*
@Night Mareigold
*stares at the vine* Uh... somepony want to help? *backs up*
@Rita Lot
(Lets just ALL assume that it DIDNT burn the house down, and were okay.)
@Night Mareigold
Watch out other me! *jumps at it*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(That pic XDDDDDD)
*runs away, but not before turning on the sprinkler system*
(I'm going to bed now, night.)
@Slots
(Eh, sure.)
@Afro Mane
*a noise of moved furniture can be heard*
@Rita Lot
(Night Rita. Also inb4 NMM becomes more powerful due to water.)
@Rita Lot
(Good night!)
The vine lunged out for the crossdresser as Slots leapt in the way. The vine snared his tail, quickly withdrawing and hiding away in the hair.
@Night Mareigold
OW! Whered it go!? *looks around* Quick get some..I dunno, weed spray!!
@Slots
Weed spray?? Uh... Mastermind do we have any?
@PewnyPL
*ignored*
@NMM, Rita, everypony else
*manefire* *girly screech* *buttvine* *higher pitch*
SOMEBODY KILL HER!!
@Slots
*shivering in the corner*
(okay, I knoe for a fact some ponies are lost right now. Can the Flower please explain what happened, cause I need to know XD)
*gutteral roar* *starts randomly tugging at vines*
@Slots
(Well, I'm part evil flower now, so here we go:
Nightmare Moon is a palm. It died, I poked it, and she was reborn as Nightmareigold. I ate her, she's in the process of engulfing me in vines and junk while doing the same to you guys. And I still have my mane. It's fireproof.)
@Slots
< Faking Slots' voice >
"No! We don't know what the weed spray will do, it could make her more powerful! We should try to get her outside!"
@Night Mareigold on Slots
...We can see you on him/her, you stupid plant. *pulls out a bottle from the dress and throws it* Some good old fashioned Plant Removant *trademark by Celestial Incorporated, making potions for exactly what you need for any situation ever!* potion will stop you pretty much instantly!
(also, Slots kinda just left to get dinner so he will be back later)
Hah! Eat it, weed!
@Slots
Hgn!? *becomes aware again* Noo! *Quickly dashes and catches the bottle midair*
What are you doing!? You heard Slots! We have to get her outside! *Opens window*
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
...*facehoofs, then gets an idea* This isn't Weed Spray though Mastermind so it is totally fine!
"What an excellent idea! But I couldn't possibly eat anything before my host!"
With that, the vines covering his mouth pulled his jaws apart and stretching his lips wide to await the incoming bottle.
"Oh, I do hope he doesn't have a sensitive stomach. You know how some ponies are about eating herbicides~"
@Night Mareigold on Slots
...*thinks* ...yeah, no, that will only kill you through him, since you are not actually him but just on and inside. I think Slots is pretty much immune to herbicides after I turned him into a flower patch.
@Slots
Oh, it isn't? Oh, okay then! ^^
@Night Mareigold on Slots
*Dumps bottle into Slots' mouth*
...This is dumb. *gallops at NMMSlots* FOR OUR REDICULOUS MANSION! *jumps up and grab-tackles Nightmareigold*
(glad to see Im being used as a puppet as Im gone)
She pulls and stretches on Slot's face as Afro pulls on her.
@Night Mareigold on Slots
*Then starts turning brown as the herbicide works its magic*
(Because it did happen, Mastermind even made sure to pour it down!)
(What the bloody hell guys XD)
@Night Mareigold on Slots
@Slots
[ "Brown" you say? Well then, okay! ]
A large trunk began to sprout from Slots' stomach, hurling him into the air as branches sprouted from his mane, weaving a web of wood. Blue leaves quickly bloomed from them, filling the ceiling with a midnight blue.
@Nightmaple Moon
*And then all the leaves fall off, and a crew of tree-crazed termites eat Slots free from your control and somehow turn him back to normal*
@Afro Mane
(Oops.)
@NNM
AWAY WITH YOU FOUL DEMON!! *tug tug tug*
(Its a battle of insane plots and crazy ideas. And Im in the middle of it. Course xD)
(Also, anyone else imagine that part where Captain Melonhead threw an acorn into Professor Scam's mouth, only for it to sprout into a tree and shoot him skywards in Ed Edd and Eddy?)
@Nightmaple Moon
OH GOD.
IT'S EVERYWHERE.
@Slots @Nightmaple Moon
*coughs up leaves and branches* Oh Luna what the...*looks down and sees how high he is*....AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SOMEPONY CATCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Slots
BEGONE, NightmaaaaAAAAAA SWEET CELESTIA HELP! I'm afraid of heights...
(Aaw did the RP stop?)
(I guess.)
(Y u all so insane?)
@Rita Lot
(Im not insane. Whos said Im in-*looks back to see Roulette waving and Blackjack staring at him*...okay I get your point.)
@Slots
(XD)
@Rita Lot
(I think its getting worse. Im starting to communicate to them as if they are their own pony self.)
@Rita Lot @Slots
[I'm the only one sane here it seems.]
@PewnyPL
(Insanity is awesome though when done right.)
@PewnyPL
(I'm sa- wait, no I'm not. Carry on!)
@Slots
(Roulette is her own pony self.)
@Rita Lot
(Indeed, she is. Then again, that is why we love her..or hate, never sure.)
@Slots
(Me neither.)
@Rita Lot
(I think shes done so well that you really WILL never be too sure if your either. Since, while yes she completely insane, shes also interesting.)
(Meanwhile)
@Slots
(o.o)
@Rita Lot
(Twilight Sparkele recommends reading.)
@Slots
(I second the motion ^-^)
[Had to]
@PewnyPL
(6.9)
@PewnyPL
(Shes not lonely. She got Dash into them too now. Which means there together. Alot. SHIPPING FOR THE WIN MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
@Slots
[Now think back to the beginning of the first episode of season one.]
@PewnyPL
(Thats in the past. Were are here now lol)
(*coughs*)
@Slots
(Yeah, insanity does that to ya.)
@Afro Mane
(Does what Fluffy~? Makes you more...fun~? *smiles*)
@Roulette
(...How'd you get out?)
@Slots
(As if I need YOUR permission, Slotso~ I do what I want to, not what you tell me to do. Not nice to bully a lady of my standard around~)
@Roulette
(*glares* You just as better of not HURT anypony Roulette, or I'll lock you in my mind again ugh..)
@Slots
(*huffs* Will see, you never know with my silly fun~ *giggles and winks* Now, where are all the ponies today~ *spins a revolver* Let's have some fun...)
@Roulette
(Oh, uh.. Hi Roulette!)
@Slots
(Don't ask me. Will you be on Skype tonight?)
@Afro Mane
(Hell if I know.)
@Afro Mane
You REALLY need to work on that stuttering speech of your Fluffy~ *taps your chin with a revolver* You sound more of a child doing such than little Rita or Rain do. *laughs*
@Slots
(...But I want back into your mind...)
@Afro Mane
(That didn't sound wrong at all. *laughs* Will see alright? I tire from all the work I have to do with those. I actually think we may try it here, with the entire blog. Everypony gets suck into my mind, or at least the ones that want to.)
@Roulette
Sorry... I get awkward around mares... *tapped* ...Plan on using those?
@Afro Mane
Course you do. Your lucky I even talk to you *giggles* As for the girls, dunno, should I be considering it hmm~?
@Slots
(mmmm no thanks. If your mind is twisted enough to create Blackjack and Roulette, I don't want to see it.)
@Rita Lot
(Its kinda like a house actually. Just, all of my creations take a room in it so..Yeah. Come on, we always cook home dinners and stuff! Kit and Kat make wicked cookies!)
@Slots
(That... Would be awesom)e...
@Slots
(Still, no thanks.)
@Rita Lot
(Ah well, no Rita in my mind then. What if Rain goes though?)
@Roulette
*growing a pair* It's your choice.
@Afro Mane
Oooh somepony is brave~ *pulls the trigger, making a loud click noise*
@Rita Lot
(Though Auntie Roulette is here now Rita~ Come now, I missed you so so much~!)
@Slots
(I dunno, he can go if he wants, but I'd rather not be stuck in an enclosed mind with Roulette if I can help it.)
@Roulette
(...No thanks. *takes off like roadrunner*)
@Rita Lot
(Well its your call of course heh.)
@Rita Lot
(Ugh you silly filly come back! Didn't I make that vow I WOULDN'T harm you!? Come BACK!!)
@Roulette
*flinches* Heh... *swigs from his flask* Wanna play Russian Roulette?
@Afro Mane
You seem to have a death sentence when around me Flufy *trots off a bit, turning around* Why so?
@Slots
(OK)
@Roulette
(*does not answer*)
@Afro Mane
(This guy man. Doesn't afraid of anything)
@Black Rain
(Work on your grammar dear Rainy~ *giggles* Mares like a stallion that can speak well~)
@Roulette
(Somepony has never seen the meme)
@Black Rain
(I don't have a computer dear. Slotso doesn't allow me to do so. Says something I'd get somehow out and spread terror with some rule..)
@Roulette
*shrug* Boredom. Seeing if you'd man up.
@Roulette
(Yeah, that sounds about right.)
@Roulette
(I assure you my grammar was on purpose. I have immaculate grammar.)
@Afro Mane
ExCUSE me!? *glares*
@Rita Lot
(THERE YOU ARE GET BACK HERE!)
@Black Rain
(Best be, for Rita's standards.)
@Roulette
(mmmmnope. Also, I'm fine with his grammar however it is.)
@Rita Lot
(*glares* Fine then..And well, you SHOULD have standards, Rita dear. A mare is to be pleased by her stallion~)
@Roulette
What?
@Afro Mane
Man up?? MAN UP!? What do you exactly mean by THAT Afro!? *glare more and gets closer*
@Roulette
(I am pleased with him.)
(Oh crap the wedding is tomorrow!)
@Afro Mane
(Yes it is.)
@Rita Lot
(Pssh not by MY standards deary~ *smiles and chuckles*)
@Roulette
Wh... Just you keep waving those guns around. Don't you ever get any use from them?
@Roulette
(well, only my standards really matter, he is my coltfriend, not yours.)
@Afro Mane
*growls and grits her teeth* A use huh? Don't think I do is that it? HUH!? *fire a shot by your left hoof* Say that again to me then! SAY IT! *fires another shot by your right hoof*
@Rita Lot
(*grins* Is that an offer~? *laughs* Im kidding, Im kidding. Have it your way dear.)
@Roulette
(That would imply I want to meet your standards, not hers.)
@Black Rain
(You have a point there Rainy..)
@Rita Lot
(Crap! I gotta get my hair done, and get my tux from my high school prom, and ...
@Rita Lot
@Roulette
(*shrugs* OK.)
(Be back ponies, getting my sister.)
@Slots
(OK)
@Roulette
*gunshots* THAT ALL YOU GOT?!
(See ya Slots!)
(Just cuz Slots left doesn't mean everyone has to.)
@Afro Mane
*empties the bullets and loads a few more rounds, spinning the chamber and fires off directly at your head* HOW'S THAT YOU IDIOT!? *laughs and grins more*
@Roulette
*ducking bullets like a boss* I've never been more aroused...
@Afro Mane
You freaking sick STALLION! *fires off 5 more shots at you*
@Roulette
I'M the sick one?! *bullet tears through foreleg* GAAAAAAAAH! *drops to the floor*
@Afro Mane
You mock me, and then try to say you ENJOY this!? *gets closer* You think you can do that with me?? ME!? Youllbe lucky if you can even brush my mane! *points the revolver directly against your head* You wanted to see them in action, you got it. STILL want it? If not, then you best beg. *yells at you* BEG FOR THE LIFE YOU CAN LOSE SO EASILY WITH A SIMPLE CLICK AFRO! BEG!!
@Roulette
*comes out from the room* Quiet! Some ponies are trying to rela- *stares down at them from the balcony*
@Black Rain
*comes out right behind you, looks down, and runs back in*
@Rita Lot
*follows after you*
@Afro Mane
Speechless? My my MY what happened to that BRAVE stallion!? *pushes the barrel down a bit more* I SAID BEG YOU MISERABLE STALLION! BEG!! *her eyes are slightly more monstrous*
@Roulette
*on the floor, writhing in agony* B...BLOW ME!
(And with that, Afro signs his death certificate.
This is surprisingly grimdark. Me gusta.)
@Roulette
*walks in*
Anyone want tea?
@Leeky
(Nice Afro saving there.)
@Afro Mane
You can suck on the barrel then for that!! *almost pulls the trigger til-*
@Leeky
*stops* Wh-what!? I-I KNOW you...dont I....
@Rita Lot
(everypony should know Im never gonna kill another pony's OC. Come on, how unfair would that be? Though, he was asking for this.)
@Roulette
ROLLY! Long time no see! You want tea? Or leek marmalade? Don't worry I've made sure that the Jam can't get in.
@Leeky
*breathes a bit slower* L-Leeky...yes I..I KNOW You yes! Leeky my number one fan! How have-..oh, one sec *kicks Afro across the face hard before trotting over* there we are. Mmm how have you been sweety~?
@Slots
(I know. And he was. Still, Leeky literally had a "Nice Save" moment.)
@Rita Lot
(She really did heh heh. And, well, Leeky has really never got to chat with Roulette, and she IS her biggest fan. I guess its okay. So, Grimdark and Death adverted. For now. Seriously Afro, learn..)
@Slots
(Well, grimdark wasn't that averted, he still got his hoof shot. It was not a very pretty description.)
@Rita Lot
(I was gonna make then actually Anti-Personal Rounds. Ones police use for mobs. Non leathel. The idiot is the one that decided to push his luck and such.)
@Roulette
^^
Well after taking a royal visit to see Sweet Hoof, I helped the bottles vanquish their enemies; the hammers. And then I came back here to make tea. And then I entered this room to see if anyone else wanted tea. Then I saw you and I was like "ROLLY!" and I was happy cause your awesome, so then I offered you tea and marmalade and then I answered your question about how I've been.
@Leeky
Wonderful! Just wonderful~ *giggles* Still my fav mare now arent ya~?
@Slots
(Ah.)
@Roulette
I'm everyone's favourite mare ^^
(Be back again getting a car picked up)
[Do you think ponies can do the Time Warp?]
@Rita Lot
(Eh, so what? This blog was pretty much founded on grimdark.
Anyway, at that... Grimdark is cringe-worthy, often garring and stomach-upsetting, graphic and moribund violence and sad, dark themes.
I wouldn't say one gunshot is really grimdark. That's just a bit of violence.)
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(True)
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
[Wasn't it founded on Mars?]
@Rita Lot
(Sooo sorry. Blame Afro if ya want.)
@Leeky
[An apocalyptic, grimdark Mars! :D )
@Leeky
Of course you are, of course~ *sits down at a table* Now how about that tea dear~?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(And weve seen the wonders it produced inside my head heh heh)
@Roulette
*punted unconsious, still bleeding from foreleg*
@Slots
(Go ahead and take me out. I shall be reborn with SCIENCE!)
@Slots
(Of course I will, blaming Afro is fun.)
@Roulette and Leeky
*walks into the room, sees you both, and tries to sneak by to get to the kitchen to make a daisy sandwich*
@Afro Mane
(Nah. I rather not kill.)
@Afro Mane
(Hey, Don't bring meine beloved Science into zhis matter!)
@Rita Lot
*doesnt spot you* SO Leeky, how has life been here in the mansion~?
(Also, if anyone is upset from it, I give ya This)
@Roulette
*stares at the ceiling for a few minutes*
Oh yeah! *goes back from wherever she from and returns with a tray with cups, the teapot, a jug of milk, leeks, sugar and a tin of biscuits. Settles the tray down on the table*
@Rita Lot
(Will Rita's cravings get her caught by the one insane Roulette!? TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON MANSION PONY Z!!)
@Leeky
Shall I serve myself or would you like to do so hmm~ *smiles back*
@Roulette
Mansion? *Pours tea*
@Afro Mane
(SCIENCE)
@Roulette
Dunno, how'd ya like your tea?
@Slots
(Ey, it's cool. A little violence ain't bad now an then.~)
@Leeky
House, whatever you ponies like to call it. Oh, and please, two sugars.
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(Well in Afro's case..)
@Doc.
(You can patch me up, right?)
@Leeky and Roulette
*successfully sneaks by both of you and gets sandwich, then experiences spontaneous extremely short term memory loss of only the fact that you were there and forgets to sneak back and stops in the middle of walking back in shock*
@Slots
(Afro just be LIVIN ON THE EEEDDGGEEE WOOOOO
Sure, it ends all to often with unconsciousness and a bullet wound, but still, LIIIVVVIINN ON THE EEEDDDGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE)
@Roulette
*pours tea and generally sorts it out* There ya go!
@Rita Lot
*grins* Oh hello there Rita~ Fancy a sandwich apparently~?
@Leeky
Thank you dear. Now, anyway, how has it been here then~?
@Derpy Hooves Clone Mastermind
(OOOF Course XD)
@Roulette
*thinks for a second*
Cheese-like.
(WOO!)
*still bleeding*
@Afro Mane
*calling* Afro! You want tea?
@Roulette
Ummmm... I'm fine, thanks. I think I'll be... going, now. *shuffles towards the door*
@Afro Mane
*pokes*
@Rita Lot
Stop there Rita!
@Leeky
Cheese like hmm~? Oh, and please, dont invite Fluffy, not in the mood for him...
@Rita Lot
What, no hug~?
@Leeky
*stops* What?
*new page*
@Roulette
But he cannot be denied the option of tea, leeks and biscuits!
@Roulette
*blinks*
@Rita Lot
In 10 minutes you'll be transported into the salt pit.
@Leeky
I doubt he could appreciate it like me~
@Rita Lot
Well, Im waiiiting~
@Leeky
*blinks* Wha-what?
@Roulette
*drudges over and awkwardly hugs you, then backs away*
@Roulette
Always the option!
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